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kingelemide:
Lwkmd!! Anybody that believes this shit is nothing but a 4kin idiot!! Oga dis is just your imagination and fantasies. Lol

I wish I can say the same

mofeoluwadassah:
hmmmmm.......so you did nt do anything with them abi

Nah

Obongawanesther:
U better resist such spirit......any man chasing a married woman is liable to die young.

I am not the one doing the chasing

Chascop:
are you married

Not married why??

Jj222:
bro its your calling. you are lucky u know; many are looking for married women no way for them , don't run again .

Hmm I was also thinking the same thing ..

Nairalandsss:
I just dey feel like say.. you dy lie

No lies.. I can share some chats to prove it.. But I wouldnt want any problem.

ikp120:
The problem is at the core of your being. It's your natural vibes.

You have to live with it all your life.

So you suggest I just accept it and live with the fact that married women are attracted to me ? Maybe I should say yes to them and see if it will make it stop.

leej:
I believe it is normal for guys to chase married men, but the other way round? seems really weird and scary. ( and not just 1 or 2)
Well I would say I try when it comes to being fine. lol

Babysnow1:
Hmmmmm
Who has the problem here

I can't really say bro cos am always being chased by single men

But all this women sha
NAwa for them o
Bro that mean you gallant for the other side o
And you go fine well well

I believe it is normal for guys to chase married women, but the other way round? seems really weird and scary. ( and not just 1 or 2)
Well I would say I try when it comes to being fine. lol

It seems like a funny story , but this is a serious issue that I have been worried about.

As early as when I was 15 years old I have always experienced married women chasing me.

It started from my neighbor's wife at the age of 15. She would always want me to come over and play at her place (at first I thought she was just been nice) until she touched me wrongly. She would always want to kiss me and make me touch her boobs. I stopped going to their house because I felt helpless when she kissed me and I couldn't stop her and I didn't want to be in that position ever again.

It got so real when I got admission into the University at the age of 16. I was approached by my female lecturer whom I know she would definitely be married.She told me I was handsome and smart, I was happy to get such compliment from her. She offered to drop me off at the school gate which I accepted. On getting to the gate she requested she drop me off at my house, I didn't feel comfortable about it but she insisted. We got to my street and she parked. She requested for my phone contact and requested we meet at a guest house the next day after lecture. I refused and she was not too happy about it. I got down form the car and she drove off. The next day she saw me in class was was acting strange. I couldn't even look in the eyes. I was so uncomfortable throughout her lecture. After the class, she called for me in her office, which I knew I must go. I got there, met another female lecturer in her office ( They were close friends) because she was comfortable telling me that I refused her proposal in front of her. I pleaded with her to let me be and she said okay that if that is my wish she would let me go and not disturb me anymore but I should just know the kind of opportunity I just missed.

A week later, I saw her friend ( the older lady in her office) who was much more younger than she is but also married. She called me up ( she recalled my name so well ) and she told me not to mind my lecturer that she would help me talk to her that she won't disturb me and she would not temper with my grades as long as I start hanging out with her and promised to take good care of me (from Frying pan to Iron pot).

I couldn't help it, I was too young to handle all that pressure so I informed my parents who didnt think twice and told me that I am nit going back to that school. ( That was how I dropped out)

The next year I got admission into a polytechnic, where I found peace for about a year. The second year was another drama with one of my Female lecturer (She was much more old than the former) she had very beautiful long grey hair and was very smart. I had always admired her hair and looks but not to the extent of wanting anything to do with her. ( Everybody admires her hair and look). Fortunate and unfortunate for me, I caught her eyes and she called me up. To cut the long story short, she asked me out and I refused with style. This time I was wise enough not to inform my parents ( I was going to handle the situation). I didnt give her a straight answer ..I didnt say Yes nor No, I just played along and became her friend. She calls for me and I answer her but I always try to avoid her inviting me to anywhere. I was able to meet her beautiful daughter who just traveled down from UK for her hols. I was so close with her that i told her "instead of me dating her why can't she just allow me date her daughter" she would just smile but I knew that smile meant you are not getting off so easily. It got to a time she started inviting me over to her house and all I did was to promise to come and failed her not knowing she had other plans for me. She caught me by the balls by giving me a carryover I can never forget my score (19/100). My eyes almost popped out when I saw the result. I rushed down to her office and complained to her and she said in her words " You think you can say no to my proposal and go scout free? ). I had to rewrite the paper the next year and luckily she was asked to take another course. I got 89/100 by the way!!

Fast forward to recent time...

I think I have a sign board on my forehead saying "Married women holla me" ..I can count over 30 married women whom have disturbed me over the years. If I didnt know better I would think I was being set up. Recently, most of the married women on my matter are my ex who don't want to give up on me. I tell them things that will make any woman stay away from you forever but it doesn't work on them. Some would get angry insult me and tell me I feel too proud but chat me up months later like nothing never happened.

I go as far as lying to them that I am married too and I dont have time for them but I get replies like " that is the fun part none of us will feel guilty" or "It makes me want you the more" or "You know I love you more than your wife (weird I know but I get it ) etc.

I don't know if I am the problem or they are.

Nma27:
Middle of the road. I had to alight and help my friend push from d rear... Thank God some guys rushed to our rescue cos I sighted one dangote trailer coming... I fear those trailers eh! I push car not minding those behind me would size up d ass well... Na their problem. Lol

You have a sizable ass ni?

So?

Let me see .. is the worst place in front of my girlfriend's house after I have formed good guy and won her parents heart and they all came out to wave me goodbye.. na him my car no gree start o.. or is it when my car broke down at oshodi and I was robbed?

I think it is the gf house that is worst. Shame no gree me tell them make them help me push car.

My battery was stolen just yesterday, I got a new one today for 26k. Please who has idea with the area this guy was caught maybe he is also the guy that stole mine. I guess stealing​ of batteries is the game for them now.

My battery was stolen just yesterday, I got a new one today for 26k. Please who has idea with the area this guy was caught maybe he is also the guy that stole mine. I guess stealing​of batteries is the game for them now.

Hi guys, good morning to you . I am writing this from the comfort of my bed, of which I am meant to be at work.
The traffic yesterday has pushed me into taking an automatic off day today. I spent 5hours driving home yesterday. One a normal day, I make it home within 30 -45mins which I still encounter traffic o.
I know I would have spent more than 5hours it not for my Lagos road sense that I have gained over the years.
I was feeling like a bad nigga while I was taking turns on uncommon roads (as a lere boy na), cars were following me hoping I know my way around, I still wonder why motorists do that sha, what if I have decided not to go home anymore and branch a beer parlour where will that leave them ? Well as I did all my manovering from one place to another I noticed a white car keeping on me, i guess he was lost already but he has started it he has to finish it (no turning back). My skills later came to a stop when I had made use of all my options, we were at a gridlock no movement for about an hour. The guy in the white came walked up to me and asked if I knew any other way around, I told him I was making those turns with church mind ni o (his response was HAAAa) but I later told him I was joking. Told him they was no way around anymore he was disappointed. Apparently, he was not like 10mins away from his distination and he never knew. Well I was 2hours away to mine. I felt cheated.
Share your experiences!

Woke up this morning to see this message by MTN, I guess they are trying to make me feel happy that data increment won't be happening today!

My reply to them did not deliver so I am about going to their office to tell them my reply in person. RUBBISH FELLOWS.

Okay.. All the story so far, I didn't see them talk about how much we will buy fuel now? is it still at N145.. I need amount in Naira not Dollars.

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spice123:
I'm sorry for you bro. I can only smell an unfaithful dude even when you're married since 'YOU CANNOT RESIST IT' and'YOU PUT YOURSELF IN THE SPOT LIGHT'

I know I can never be unfaithful after marriage.

AnonyNymous:
I am not in a 'no-sex' relationship . . .
I am in no relationship
Since forever

I can hook you up..But be ready for mad sex.

Yes, I am currently in a relationship without sex.. However, I always let her know I will remain faithful BUT if it happens that I get an offer from another lady and possibly get seduced " I AM SORRY I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO RESIST IT"... That statement gets her worried up but the fact that I said I will remain faithful still keeps her calm.

The bad part is instead of me to keep myself away from temptation , I keep putting myself in the spot light. BECAUSE.. I have a justification for doing it when I get it.

Why are you surprise to see this in a ram, what were you expecting? Gold?

Take note!!

But she was rude

Let me know your thoughts.

It was more like I forgot I didn't return the money to him after I told him I couldn't get diesel. So all my mind was that I returned his money already and wondered how I still had the 6k in my wallet.

greatgod2012:
@op, sorry to be blunt with you.
How can you claim you forgot how 6k got into your jean pocket three days ago, just 3days o, were you suffering from amnesia? You're just trying to be smart in your own way, and to think that you finished the whole 6k for just drinking with friends with the money you know is not yours o.


You said this is not the first time such is happening to you, how come you now claim you forgot how the money got into your pocket. You're only been smart there again.



My advice......... confess to your dad and desist from such attitude because it doesn't portray you as a honest person.


If you could be dishonest with such a small amount, I wonder what you will do if the money is in millions.

God help you and you too, try and help yourself.

Most parents in Nigeria has this special way of knowing that they have a balance to collect from you after u spend the change from the money they send you an errand with.
You might even wait up to a week to see if your parent has forgotten about the money,but the very day you spend it they ask you for it.
This just happened to me to night. My dad asked me to get diesel which I was unable to get due to scarcity.This was over a week ago and he never asked for a refund. I got so broke and I thought God blessed me with a miracle 3 days ago after seeing 6k in a jeans I wore 4days ago.
I was so happy but I realized thing like this just don't come your way easily. So I thought of how the money could have gotten to my pocket. Aftr pondering for 3days without a result I decided to buy pepper soup with beer and hangout with friends tonight.. I spent the whole 6k knowing that it is a awoof money, just for me to get home and my dad said I will have to drive him to the island to get some goods very early in the morning, I was excited know that atleast he would fuel my car atleast 1k..five minutes later he came back to my room saying i should hold the 6k he left with me,that first thing tomorrow morning we are to get the diesel.
Serzly I have 2h with me both home and away. I don't know if I shld tell him that I can't find the money again or I shld just say the truth.

No mind the guy and I was planning on sending him 10k tomorrow

respect80:
Korret guy

Wetin correct, na so u be too?

Woke up this morning to get this message from my so called friend that have been asking me for money..I broke na wahala now o

This is practically the worst thing that can happen to a lagosian at this period of time.