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aminulive:
A police officer gave serious comic relief to his colleagues with his wails during a teargas treatment training exercise.

In the video made available to PoliticsNGR, the police recruit can be heard screaming and requesting for water to wash his face. Watch below;


http://politicsngr.com/2017/10/04/police-officer-cries-shouts-teargas-trainingvideo/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QbTn9x74vI

Factfinder1:
On Monday, October 2nd, former first lady, Patience Jonathan, released a statement in which she accused the anti-graft agency of witch-hunting her and her family. In the statement signed by her chief press secretary, Belema Meshack-Hart, Mrs. Jonathan said she is the most vilified first lady in the history of Nigeria just because she campaigned for her husband in the 2015 general elections. Mrs. Jonathan in the statement, asked President Buhari to call EFCC chairman, Ibrahim Magu, to order. Read here.

Lauretta Onochie who is President Buhari's personal assistant on social media, took to her twitter handle to reply Mrs. Jonathan. See her tweets below

"EFCC is only attracted to those who have stolen items"- presidential aide, Lauretta Onochie, replies Patience Jonathan


http://ogashub.com.ng/efcc-attracted-stolen-items-lauretta-onochie-replies-patience-jonathan/

JayJohnson:
I am not sure you read the story, just like the average flat.ino, you rushed to writing rubbish

Islie:
http://www.tribuneonlineng.com/pdp-apologises-ex-national-secretary-oyinlola/

Angelanest:
The police on Tuesday arraigned two persons before the Magistrate Court sitting in Yenagoa, Bayelsa State, for supplying false information on Governor Seriake Dickson’s younger brother, Moses Dickson.

The suspects – Francis Babatunde and John James – pleaded guilty for peddling false accusation against the governor’s brother. Babatunde, a plumber working in the residence of Dickson reportedly conspired with James and one Obiene Matthew, who is said to be at large, to send a report to the Inspector- General of Police (IGP) monitoring team that the governor’s brother was in possession of firearms and narcotics.

Following the information, the police team besieged the residence of Dickson at Yenezue- Epie and demanded to ransack the house.

It was gathered that after searching the house, policemen found nothing and were compelled to arrest the whistleblowers.

The two accused persons were arraigned on two- count charge by Mr. Matthew Umana from the IGP team.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/10/two-arrested-for-peddling-false-information-against-governor-dicksons-brother.html

Credit; Gbaranmatu voice

WotzupNG:
The above quote is from a Zimbabwean Pastor, Uebert Angel who posted the words on Instagram alongside a picture showing him beside a yellow Lamborghini.

Do you agree with his saying?

https://www.wotzup.ng/zimbabwean-pastor-lamborghini-fools/

MasViews:
So this is what an average market looks like in the land of The mst educated/literate citizens? And they hav the guts to call Northerners Almajiri

Guyman02:
The action they took which may cost Obiano a second term was taking such a serious decision in panic because they saw Army tanks rolling and we're scared their Govt houses could be overrun, they forgot that they are supposed to be chief security officers of their states and would have used the opportunity to tell the world that they were not consulted before the Army was sent to storm their state capitals, but now Buhari is destroying their reputation and making them look like cowards. Unfortunately Igbos detest cowardice

AnanseK:
Sorry oo! Can't you read? This sodom and Gomorrah place is in Anambra state in the heart of Biafra. They lead the way in drug courier business, in kidnapping ( Evans people) in 419 In fake drugs, competing with their next door neighbors in female prostitution and now the number one center for commercial sodomy.kwenu, kwenu !! Kwenu!!!

ProWalker:
https://m.guardian.ng/news/ipob-proscription-southeast-governors-are-confusionists-says-junaid/

Kolababe:
This Nigerian girl is obviously madly in love with her boyfriend so much so that she had to hop on Facebook to warn anyone trying to snatch him. The young lady, a graduate made this warning in clear terns, or should we say "raw" terms?

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/nigerian-girl-on-fb-clearly-warn-those-trying-to-snatch-her-soulmate-photos

obonujoker:
is the now the job of the army??

wtfcoded:
abi chimaraoke. Chimaraoke made Enugu what it is today. Ugwuanyi only focused on his home town 'nsukka'.

casa101:
Please can anyone connect me to a Priest/Pastor in fact anyone that can help me with Deliverance that is not fake.

I am 29 yrs old Medical Doctor. I stay in Lagos and work in a hospital(name withheld). My story started yrs ago wen I was very small that is in pri. Sch. Then I used to have sex in my dreams but never discussed it with any1 bc I don't know what to call it. But the sex in my dreams continued till date.

Again at a time I got worried but i bluffed it saying it was just a dream that it meant nothing. But now it seems it meant something after all.

During all those years till now I always have issues with relationships. Once I sleep or starts sleeping with any girlfriend of mine within 1wk the friendship ends especially if it is someone I planned dating.

But I observed something too then any girl that is just a friend but just sleeps with me in terms of mutual/friends with benefits without any luv or r/ship thing attached to the end used to last.

So when I noticed it I started keeping girls as just friends or mutual one. Luckily I got plenty for mutual friends but what baffled me most was that one that i used to sleep with in my 100l to 200l said one day "nawaoo why can't I get pregnant for you upon we have been sleeping together for over a yr without condom and yet she never take in. I became worried and decided to go for sperm analysis test. It came out fine but when another girl said the same thing again last 3yrs. I decided to find 3 runs girls that I paid to be having sex with me during their window periods to see if they will take in and willing to abort. From the day I started sleeping with them none ever took in. They said Oga you have a problem, go and get help". Note that we carried test on the 3 of them and it showed they are fertile and fit to get pregnant. But I never looked for an answer till date.

But then on Friday I went out with a friend that i planed dating but yet to sleep with her but that night it happened.

Hell broke loose yesterday when she called me yesterday and was so angry with me saying.. In her words "why did u not tell me you have a marine wife "?.. I was like what?.. She then continued saying that have I ever asked myself why can't i get into a serious r/ships , my episodes of sex in my dreams and getting someone pregnant. Don't you know the person you are sleeping with in your dreams?".. I was shocked bc of how she knew?

I asked her who told her and how come she knew about this problem?.. When I knew that I have never discussed it with her or anyone. She now said she met with my spiritual wife and that I should forget getting r/ship, married or having kids without her permission. I should seek for her(spiritual wife). Then as for her I should never talk to her about love and r/ship unless I want to just be having sex with her which she permitted her to give me. Besides she is an Ogbanje so I should not be surprised as she knew..

Now I seriously need a deliverance bc it is now giving me worries.. I will appreciate any help pls. Thank you

twilliamx:
Baba Buhari, me I like your style, you deal decisively, we know those that hate you, don't mind them cos they hate every thing even themselves, it is only amongst them that they have such quotes as " if you see a snake and a fellow tribes man (mbaise) kill the tribes man before you kill the snake, what do you expect from such a people, we that are not biased and filled with hate know the kind of country that was left in your hand and we know truthfully that even with your deteriorated health you still strived to give your best. This same peoples voices where not heard when boko haram decimated over 10,000 Nigerians under their beloved ineffectual Buffon while he got drunk on otuoke local liquor , turning a blind eye to the cries of dying soldiers until suddenly he realised that election was close by and decided to act.
We that are sincere with our analysis know that it is not easy to run a mess like Nigeria but we can actually see a sincerity of purpose in your move to take the country to greater height. We pray to God to give you the wisdom to continue to do so.
Our hateful brothers are so blind that they forget that the 16yrs of the corruption ridden rule of the previous people destruction party left Nigeria in 16yrs of darkness, poverty, theft of the country's common wealth and without any good development in any region of the country yet they cry for them to come back.
We that are in the know always expected that whosoever will decide to lead and take the corruption fight head on will always meet corruption fighting back so for this we hail your courage to take on such herculean task.
Because we want a good country where there is love peace unity and prosperity we endear you to tackle their hate with love.
As Nigeria celebrate its 57th independence anniversary we pray never again to have another 16years of the of the locust.
May God continue to guide you my president and we wish you success in coming years ahead and success for every region of the country and all its citizen.

God bless the federal republic of Nigeria

Pray for the peace of Nigeria. May all those who love the country prosper.

contactmorak:
Who agrees?

Sprumbabafather:
Don't blame the man, it has to do with the tradition of his people,

omenka:
And they should. Even the "freest" countries on the planet, from the US to Europe, have such mechanisms in place in addition to a gauntlet of surveillance cameras all over their streets taking note of every alphabet one types on their device and how many times one breathes.

The social media as we know it is becoming more and more inimical to the security of countries across the world, even though it has an almost endless array of positives. Some trouble makers just have to be kept tabs on, that's all.

praxisnetworks:
https://www.google.com/amp/dailypost.ng/2017/09/30/biafra-last-thing-nnamdi-kanu-told-ejiofor-ipob-lawyer/amp/

dainformant:
A Nigerian fraudster who threw a wallet full of bogus credit cards out of his window when officers of the National Crime Agency NCA officers arrived to arrest him has been jailed for two years and four months. Alexander Akinyele, 37, of Doncaster Place, Barrow-in-Furness, had earlier pleaded guilty to ten fraud offences, a Computer Misuse Act Offence and to possession of a false ID with intent.

According to the NCA, officers arrived at Akinyele’s home in August 2016. Moments before his arrest, Akinyele threw a wallet containing eight fraudulent credit and store cards and a forged driving licence out of a window.

The subsequent NCA investigation revealed he had possession of 500 valid usernames and passwords for online Sky accounts and the same number for BT accounts which he had bought on the internet.

During their search of Akinyele’s house, NCA officers found he had also stolen several peoples’ personal details, including those of a 74-year-old man, in order to set up bank and credit card accounts and to buy access to Netflix and Argos.

Sentencing him today at Preston Crown Court, Judge Heather Lloyd described Akinyele's criminal activity as "a persistent and serious offence."

NCA officer Andrew Shorrock said: “Akinyele used other people’s identities for financial gain, including that of a 74-year-old man. When Akinyele finally had to accept responsibility himself he resorted to really quite desperate measures, throwing evidence out of the window.

“The effect of ID fraud on victims, who are often the most vulnerable in our society, can last for a long time. But there are simple steps you can take to reduce your chances of being a victim.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/09/nigerian-fraudster-sentenced-jail-uk-credit-card-scam-identity-theft-photos.html

slimmy2005:
Source: https://torontolife.com/city/crime/name-johnson-chrome-hes-citys-wanted-identity-thief/

tall2ce:
Send me d number of the guy that fix your game

DeMekus:
Wow! Seriously? Was it rat poison?

sarrki:
I swear to God Almighty
Kanu will be dealt with
Watch and see

RoyalUc:


“You could recall that sometimes last year, this same administration accused us of spreading Lassa fever in some parts of the country which later turned to be false after mass killing of our members."

This didn't turn out to be false jare and they deserved the "mass killing."

sukkot:
you know biafra can never happen because i am into what is called esoteric etymology of words. and i have analyzed that name biafra >>> lets break it down into syllables BI-A-F-RA. now when you analyze it and put the gematria numerology numbers to the syllables , the name means AFFLICTION, SUFFERING, PAIN, STRIFE. so based on that name BIAFRA the destiny is dead on arrival

sukkot:

stabilizer:
Bros no mind them, i pray they understand the impact of the west on Nigerian political activities b4 its too late . It's not a game of throne but survival of the smartest. Ask northerners they will tell you why they can't and will never do without their hidden Masters from the west. Shoe get size ask NK in private. Easy does it my brothers. Where is my Heineken?

sukkot:
thanks for proving my point. its like how in america people live in the suburbs and work in the city. ibadan is an afonja suburb. and from ibadan you have proximity to the ultimate world class experience aka the afonja city called lagos

sukkot:
ibadan is the second best and the most historic city in africa. go and peruse the mansions and the stately buildings in bodija or the ancient monuments etc etc. ibadan is almost rivalling lagos when it comes to quality of life and opportunities. like i said, a million igbos did not move there for nothing. they know its mini new york