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Good to know my vote counted. Congratulations LANICKY. Keep being yourself dear. The sky is your starting point.I for sick I that fake ass had won. LMAO. I should be a prophetess. She was trying too hard. You shoulda just let nature take its course. Better luck next time girl. So many aggrieved newts everywhere. 30,000 naira ain't no change these days. Let her make do with it. LWKMD!!!

I just changed my phone and logging in to Nairaland seemed like climbing Mount Everest. I have been reading and observing as a Guest but this morning, one of the contestants made me click on the dreaded LOGIN icon. It's no other person than LANICKY. To be brutally honest, I am guilty of thinking of you as ratchet and unrefined. After reading your interview, I must confess that you are the realest of the contestants. You are intelligent, straight forward and your answers are real. I can't say the same about the rest especially the first contestant. I wish you all the best and you will always be my WINNER even if you do not win. Stay blessed dear and keep being original. I can't believe I am being nice. LOL. I vote LANICKY. CC: NLJega

AntiWailer:
When presented with my career achievement and u having that jelly fish, you will grab mine.

Everything freaks dullards.

All hail the oaf!!! We are so proud of you.
Run along sissy!.

AntiWailer:
He should carry about himself and not be a burden.

Nobody sent him to waste his years memorizing thrash.

Whose fault is it that you are a starfish?

Who doesnt know Sujimoto? Fake AF.
Dont bother your gifted head. They are both crazy.
Something better's on the way.

onenaira4:
Chei see am. See how the pain don choke this one's body. Heya kpele.

NO MANS LAND Lagos isn't something you should give yourself this much hyper tension. Don't die of high BP, my hands no dey am ooo

Even in your movies, your people are always migrating to Lagos and are always reluctant to return to the muddy lands.
It is okay for you to be mentally disturbed but set a limit for your depravity.

HalfTruth:
I wonder how Yorubas let Ibos continue with these lies that they built Lagos when Lagos is high in debt and we have foreign businesses m, Yoruba businesses and northern ricy men investing in Lagos. Yet you have petty traders claiming they built Lagos.

With their 'I don get ALART' and 'I facebooked your mom' T-shirts.
Ambode did not ask Lagosians to fast and pray during the Mile 12 crisis. The mutherfuckers were relocated instead.
God bless Ndigbo in their quest for secession. May He grant their heart desires as soon as possible.

mazidalima:
only an idiot will respond to a monkey, Nigeria won the war cos, Biafrans had no support, with no support they stood their ground for 3 good years, can any tribe in Nigeria stand that, with support coming from all super powers of the world, not even one super power stood with the igbos, yet they fought a war, one stupid thing about yorubas n hausas is that they think the Biafra civil war is a nigerian war, you are yet to taste one, the entire Nigerian nation has not seen war, am not saying we should go into another war, no, all am saying is if someone is tired of a marriage, what is the best thing to do? divorce is the next. why is yorubas n hausa angry when igbos want to go? its a shame with all your intellectualism you so called leaders can't do the needful of coming to table and letting IPOD to go their way. one promise i have for you bunch of retard is that your hatred of ndi-igbo will kill u all, honestly it will bury you people. i know 4 sure if Ojukwu had allowed the russians to come in. these madness from u all will never had happened. nonetheless we re greatful we have come back stronger, we dont want another war, but we re not coward, if anoda one start, i bet you, your beautiful Lagos will be like syria n bahgdad.

If he had allowed the Russians?
What happened to the thousands of arms and ammunitions given by France and Israel?
How about the mercenaries he was paying in the old currency before Awolowo changed to naira?
You want to start denying the support you had? LOL. Taa gba fuo there.

Litmus:
There are some children you can reason with, give advise and they will run with it, become successful and so on. Conversely, there are some children you cant reason with because they are too stupid, shortsighted, immature and so on. These last group only learn from avoidable painful mistakes. For instance, you might get a child who insists on wearing their trousers low so that they subsequently walk like penguins. You tell them that although you hate their slovenly carriage, you will tolerate it since it is the current fashion among youths. However, you implore them to take their study's seriously. But they respond by telling you that they want to be a Celebrity when they grow up. Your eyes does this , but you say, 'fine you want to be a Celebrity, but study for a profession too jut in case you fail to become a Celebrity. 'I'm not going to fail', they tell you, 'I'm going to be a celebrity. JZee didn't study and now look at him, a millionaire'. By this time you're seething, but you bare it and try to make sense to them, through clenched teeth. You say for instance, 'look, son, the Music industry thrives by limiting the amount of stars out there. There are billions of people in the world, while there can never be too much Doctors, Accountants, scientist and so on, Musicianship is limited. Even very talented individuals may not make it if they don't meet certain stereotype'. 'No, no', the boy says, 'anyone can be a Celebrity, i could be discovered tomorrow'. You tell him, 'ok, let me see what you're doing to become a star'. The boy starts rapping some crap.

Anyhow the upshot is that no matter what you do or say, this type of youth will never understand because he is the type of youth that only learns from mistakes. The problem is, if you decide to leave them, confident that in future they will regret badly, the satisfaction you get will not make up for the enormity of the tragedy of their failure in life.

Many of these supposedly Niger Delta youths doing militancy are stupid people that you cannot reason with or help see the failure that lies ahead for their so-called Delta Republic . Unfortunately, I TOLD YOU SO is not an option. We cannot wait for them to regret the consequences of their stupid acts.

Stop trying to reason with these people on Niraland, or even in the creeks, they're too thick to understand. Nigeria has to empower the wider community, win the trust of the majority of Niger Deltans.

Nice write up.
The Kingsley Kuku they suggested, how many ND indigenes has he helped?
All the idiot does is to hold private org1es with foreign prostitutes and our local actresses, dolling out millions of naira as thank you parcels.
You vagabonds are destroying your land, not ours.
Your leaders are settled financially all the time to see to the well being of your people but they embezzle as usual. It has always been that way.
Instead of these animals to fish them out and waste them as much as they could and let serious minded youths take over and rebuild the region, they are complicating matters for themselves and the innocent people.
The clueless one didnt do shii for the average ND indigene during his 6year reign of impunity other than empowering those that wont deliver to the people!
Who no go see better water drink?
Who no go chop fish?
Who dey die from inhaling poisonous gas?
If you think your madness is affecting an average man in Osun or Anambra, you are deceiving yourselves.
Ride on my brothers!!!! Woes unto you and your supporters if you stop!

FemiFaniKayode:


shey you be lesbian olosho?

I look up to your mother. O ni o ya omo ale ni.

IMO, those allegations against Tiwa by TeeBillz are heart wrecking and could push someone to 'over-respond' to such. I have been in such situation and trust me, I left no holds barred. I finished the thieving LovePeddler despite how I fought hard to keep our 'little secret'. We both could have taken it to our graves but she decided to play the victim by twisting the story to her advantage just like the broke junkie, TeeBillz.
Freeze, leave her alone with your Fulani hair. How do you expect Annie Idibia to look at Tiwa after the revealation not to talk of others?
Face your work, uncouth OAP.

ireneony:
crocodile tears You can't fool us, I believe Teebillz side of the story.


You got married in dubai and you want to divorce in Nigeria . Yeyebrities

When you were enjoying the D we were not there, why tell us now

Carry your cross yourself u are not Jesus

Someone like is you is the reason the word 'bimbo' came into existence.
Read what you typed. I'm sure the sensible part of you would agree and move on without trying to cuss me right back.

OBAFEMIawolowo:
This ones are mad ooo

You should ask where their governors are.

WOW! I wasnt expecting a gang of hobos to descend on me this hard.
I'm quite sad .
Mimzy, I see your minions ruining your chances of winning. It's bad enough that they are all as senseless as they come. They are everywhere on this thread like vagrants.
Anyway, I wish you vermins all the best.
I also advise you to stop attacking anyone that does not support your contestant like rabid dogs.

SucrePlum:
Imagine, I was reading her posts with keen interest before I noticed she was only here to insult. Only for me to check her dp hoping to see one creamy looking babe but what I saw looked more like a roasted human being.

Her Royal Obesity is also throwing tantrums.
The world is indeed coming to an end.
Off you go you slattern, come back when I have enough strength to trade words with someone of your size.

SAINTSAMURAI:
SEE let me just make a statement and make myself clear, in the past weeks there have been some kind of intimidation, threats, invading of privacy against contestants by some people, we the elders have been keeping quiet and we are watching and nodding our heads. IF this set of people namely (kramfonos,lezzlie,muva,creamish) actually d four people i hate in dat group, even if hate is a strong word. IF they think that by we the elders keeping quiet waiting for the right time to strike. if they think that they are ahead due to our silence, then they better rethink becaus as far as i am concern. MIMZY I REPEAT MIMZY can and will never win missnairaland contest, not when i sweetorgasm is still alife. i will do everything humanly possible to see her fail, this is me typing in all sincerity. other contestant might win but MIMZY can never win. atleast that is the only way the innocent folks dat were e bullied by her team can get justice and revenge nd justice must be serve. and we d elders must see to it. sign manson

Are you minding that egret and her band of delusional waifs?

IamLEGEND1:
I can see you're an advocate for fakeness & obviously the hate is strong in you.All we ask though, is you see beyond ur envy and vote Mímzy,ma'am.it'll be the best choice you'll ever make.
#TrendMimzy
#TrendMagnificence

Anyone that is not far from the truth is a hater.
You are truly a legendary oaf.
Just loosen up on the desperation. I will not donate my hard earned money towards the purchase of anti-depressants for you and your cohorts.

IamLEGEND1:
There is no campaign manager. just folks who like to see justice served on NL..... and Mímzy is the closest you'll ever get to that. except of coz if you harbour a desire to step into the ring urself,oh so perfect one.

The only desire I harbour is to see the 'best' girl win.
Unfortunately, your Mimzy aint even that pretty.
Just a girl that stole a quick picture in the restroom of a fast food outlet.
Give it a rest already.
I wonder why you and your likes think I have a desire to participate because I made it a point of duty to state the obvious.
It seems the truth is hardly told here hence the misconception.
I'll pick the girl with the mathematical equation DP over your preferred candidate.
I have no idea what she looks like but she sure aint as desperate as your mimzy. Yeah, the lower case 'm' intended.

mimzy:
I just happened to be passing by...

My dp... U need a link sire ?

LOL. Liar. You'v been here girl. With your receeding hairline covered in egde control gel.
Just quit the false modesty.
I might just vote for you because your campaign manager is doing a good job.
Provided she's not your alter ego.

HaneefahRN:
I nominate Lefreaksochic. She does not look basic or rachet and also speaks good English.



Just looking for trouble.

But seriously if you think you can do better or better looking than all those ladies, nominate yourself or get someone to nominate you and see how you fare.

Anifatu, I'll consider it when you stop getting under people's skin.

Just looking for trouble too

Bonapart:
dnt talk dat way

God is our judge and not you lil rat

Says the vagrant.
Point noted. Keep your head stuck in the rectum of a mortal like you.
I bet you are currently envious of one of your friends, Saint ISinNot.

Men of God are usually cursed with End Time Offsprings.

nubian999:
Nominate yourself after all this is the Nomination Thread.

Who is this one?

I hope good usage of the English Language is a criteria?
I ask because one of the contestants seems to be on the 'loose' on this thread, with her baby cackles.
''gd, 5n, kk, pwease'' girls should not qualify.
ABEG.

Is this some sick joke or something? These girls are basic (pardon my French) as far as my sight is concerned.
There's the napep one with sickle looking brows, the one with exposed thunder thighs, the bespectacled one, the ratchet looking ones, the gele one with a satin background, the other gele one hyping herself all over the place with different monikers, the one with a mathematical problem as a display picture, etc.
*sigh*.
Except the organizers just wanna play an expensive prank on us, then these girls do not in anyway qualify for this contest.
And NO, I am not mean. Just stating the obvious.

charles316:
Sister,how do we confirm that your pvs$y doesn't smell. No one admits that she has a smelling pvs$y. Na when the guy go turn you to doggie position, e go know. How are you sure she slept with the fat director? Why do you guys believe cheap slander? It's common for guys to claim to have slept with girls.

BTW,how do you even know that some pv$$ies smell like sardine if your own does not smell......


Women are their own worst enemies

I made my point without being vulgar but you have a neon sign on your forehead that says 'H0RNY'.
I wont give you the pleasure of wank1ng with my comment. Bye.

charles316:
The Lagos police PRO, Badmos said that ‘although Wizkid’s allegation was criminal in nature, it was resolved through Alternative Dispute resolution (ADR). They agreed to resolve the matter out of court after Wizkid said he did not mean to threaten her life, rather it was an emotional outburst, with no motive to harm her’.


Ahhhh,so the little boy even apologised and his hungry fans are busy fighting Linda ikeji. That boy is lucky that he is in a lawless country like Nigeria,if not,he could have lost some endorsements.


And to those girls that think that Linda ikeji s pv$$y smells, yours smell too. 99% of pv$$ies smell. All these coming here to yab there fellow women coa of this are hypocrites.

And to the boys that think Linda s pvs$y smells,some guys somewhere are also complaining about your sisters.

Don't throw stones if you don't live in mud house.

Please...
Mine doesnt smell like sardine.
She might have all the money in the world but I have something all that she cannot acquire with all that wealth...

























A CLITOR1S.
Now, remove the pant from your face and face the truth.
We all know Wizkid meant that he wont stoop low to fight Linda with that 'I'll send my 16yr old cousin to beat you up' statement.
Most of us here must have made that kind of statement several times throughout our entire lives during fights.
Once again, I am a lady but I wont shy away from the truth because one of us refused to respect her old age.

HarkymTheOracle:
Nairaland don turn me to tribalist..chai..
Na d names i first com check.. Just to b sure say na dem..
And i was not disapointed..
"Onyeka" and "chijioke".. its d "hard-working" isrealites.. the "self-acclaimed" Jews.. the ones that developed Lagos with their Hardwork
*sigh*
Igbo kwenu!!!!

Lmao.
Without the names, their heads tell it all. You know their mothers always squash their heads between their thunder laps during delivery hence the horribly shaped heads.

Am I the only one that saw how she cleverly chipped in the issue of the lady she gifted 500,000naira?
She just had to do that.
I commend her for diverting the main issue into violence against women and slut shaming. Typical of snakes.
It still doesnt change the fact that she's a devious old rat.
Enough of the emotional blackmail.
I'm a lady but hypocrisy isnt my thing.

Realman87:
First, as a Niger Deltan, I do Not have enough FACTS to comment on this matter. I wont just jump on the band wagon and start criticizing people without hearing the details of what actually transpired.

Secondly, everything that emanates from this Govt is BOUND to Fail so why bother about the FAILED Lagos-Calabar project.

****
This is why you all should take your nasty talons off the President's neck and face your filthy leaders.

Hagm0nd:
Hmmmm
those names
reminds me of hardworking jews
with nobel prizes in drug trafficking

LOL. You know right. 'Hardworking and self righteous'.
Those people are just something else.