₦airaland Forum

Seun:
Did this actually happen to you or is it just a story you were told? If this really happened, the cobwebs were blown onto the road by the wind.


If this actually happened to you, you must have narrowly missed the cobwebs when you were passing by the first time. Also, you didn't see them because cobwebs are barely visible against bright backgrounds, e.g. light-coloured walls and the sky. There's nothing demonic about this.

Religion creates lots of imaginary problems and then 'generously' offers to solve them for us at a dear price. Please be smart and don't fall for it!

Oh my! I had no idea he also drops comments. Good to know.
Meanwhile, your last statements are nothing but the truth. I saw the light at a young age. It is the problem of the world and Nigeria as a whole. I promised myself not to get entangled in any of these man-made religions.


To the OP, no go clean your house abi na sty

lonelydora:
To the mod who banned me for 2weeks for quoting someone....... I no send you. I didn't even visit Nairaland for the period of the ban, and I didn't die either. You even made me concentrate on other important things. No.nsense

LMAO. Two weeks and you sound this way.
I was banned for a bleeping month!

odogwu9:
Dude doesn't know what they are showing him...He is such a clueless dullard

Where is your intelligent father in all of these?
Waiting for you to hand him stipends from the proceeds of your drug trafficking business while a man like him is spending his time trying to make a country better.

Soskid:
where is your father that knows all?

Probably seated outside his thatched hut with his crooked legs crossed while drinking hard liquor.
His case is hopeless. A nonentitiy cussing out someone trying to re-build the nation destroyed by the clueless and wreckless being ever created.
This country must be great again, like it or not.

pazienza:
Yea, just Enugu and no man's land, aka Lagos.

Afonjas won't like this. What happened to our Ibadan?
This list must have been compiled by IPOB yoots. We no go gree o!

Do you always detach ypur brain before commenting or?...

TheManfromKenya:
shut the fk up....

You must be a Massai warrior. Shortage of cow blood in your system makes you misbehave with your protruding forehead like that of a hammerhead shark.

ndosorry:
Highly educated Yoruba elites has no problem with the igbo people. Those that hates igbo people are the lazy and illiterates yorubas. Kudos to Gov. Amosun.
Won't it make sense if the state of origin thing in nigeria is removed? If not, those living in the north will say I am a 'northerner' while the south will say i am a 'southerner'? Let love lead. stop the killing.

And a tiny voice will keep hailing you that you made sense. That's the voice of stupidity. The fact remains that Igbos are ungratefool and always feel entitled, instead of y'all to stay in your caves and develop them, y'all migrate to different parts of the country and start claiming 'developers'. You saying that your monies developed Lagos is an insult on the the multinationals paying millions in taxes, private business owners and the civil servants that get taxes deducted from their salaries before they say Jack Robinson.
How many times have you heard of other tribes causing chaos wuth their utterances and actions in the East? Because they know better than to disrespect their host, you lousy lots would never do the same. Y'all need to change.

sukkot:
very soon ogun will become no mans land

In your little mind

amtalkin:
And some of this "foreigners and immigrants" wants to break from this same Nigeria your type will cry united we stand #OneNigeria. Now you are shouting "overburdened with foreigners and immigrants"

My n1gga, no one is tying y'all down. Just go about it the right way. persuade your leaders to call for referendum, tow the same path Britain towed instead of acting like maniacs, attacking people verbally like your dilector. I assure you that Emeka, managing his boutique at okota would not vote a YES becaude he prefers to stay where he is peacefully accomaodated instead of moving back to a gully erroded state where the people dont have love for eachother.if not, 99% of y'all would not swarm to Ragos in thousands everyday yet you have no respect for your hosts.

Marvelous101:
Na wa o...2 A-jets just flew over my compound at ajegunle here o....Abeg o no militant here o

You don't know shiiiiiiiii

tarryT:
lol.... only a fool will think the military is killing ijaws. .. continue with your ijaw hate and watch them wipe out your communities. over 100 people killed, they tag them ijaws and afonjas are celebrating. you fools should ask yourself whats has the people of niger delta got to do with your waste land?

Look at this ignorant git. I jaws are the oil bunkering animals in Lagos in conjunction with some unfortunate Yorubas.talk about waste land, we have clean water. Awon ebi e ni fools. Omo ale jatijati.

timunstopable:
People will be typing rubbish from Uk and Us giving updates of what is happening in lagos and Ogun

Some that ve never been to lagos but leave in their village will join them

I have stayed in arepo before and I have seen this bunkering activities. The ijaws are the ones sent to the creeks with ammunition where the pipeline is..Also assisted by some yoruba women and men

infact some ijaw women are like the warlord that give orders and even tax some yoruba bunkerers to operate

Baale of arepo is also involved

So the millitants are predominantly ijaws they call the shots

Let me educate some ignorant folks here

where the pipeline is and the millitants camp is some kms away from the residential area..infact you need to take a boat to get there

when there is a fight on ijaws boys they relocate to the creek area as that is their strength

So as military and navy entered arepo they ran to the creeks they ve killed DSS men there before. .So they always feel confident

but that was a tactic from the military as navy as blocked them on the ikorodu water way and in arepo so they were trapped making calls from the creek. Air Force carried surveillance to determine their location and used air power to dislodge them

Every one killed are millitants or women that also aid them and also into the business

This is nothng but the truth. The militants turned into the people when there were no pipelines to vandalize anymore.

maxwell767:
Ibon lo ma pa awon ebi e... Oni iranu

The thing dy pain u like acide

LMAO. Omo ale elejo ofo. Ibon laa ba iwo ati awon ebi e loju orun.

maxwell767:
is only in yolobaland and northeast that NA will perform this routine

When they get to Niger Delta territory the will be hovering around the Bermuda triangle....

#for their blind mind they are dealing with ND militants

Meanwhile I smell civil war...



Like the Book of revelation said; NATION WILL RISE AGAINST NATION.... Synonymously end time

And you are happy with that situation? Nairaland houses roads of psychotic animals, a fishing net cannot cover them all. The war shall start from your neighbourhood . When you are filled with negativity, its effects must begin with your destruction. . Tomorrow is your independence day, if them born you well, don't leave your shack in Ajegunle for Niger Delta, ibon la pa e gbeyin.

franklynsunny:
Is it Iraq region?
90% of people killed wil b innocent

Hw can u jus throw bombs in a community cos militants are sighted dere....

So pathetic n unprofessional?

Is jus as if u see so much touts in oshodi area n u decide to attack d whole oshodi....d question nw is....na only d touts dey dere

There had been increased surveillance there for some days before the strike. Do you think the already delicate PMB government will do mistakes that would call for their heads on social media thereby attaracting international outrage? Pessimistic oaf.

tdayof:
That guy is a damn Liar. 12 military jets? So you mean all jets deployed to North East and those at SS/SE were deployed to Lagos? He should just shut up!

You are right. That guy is an animal with a fat filled head hence no space for a brain. He spews hatred all the time. Omo ale paraku ni. Probably lives in a hole in Peckham.

What a sick joke? Apart from straining her eyebrows, they look tacky as hell. Like overused sickles.

betterABIAstate:
face your tormentors, did you see any Igbo name on the article?

Ijaw always bullying the afonjas

If my sight is still functioning, the delusional nonentities called upon the SS/SE indigenes . You supported their blind actions , the blowing of oil installments so long they limit it to their already destroyed lands. . When they blew up a pipeline in IMO state, I remember most of you Igbo gits screaming blue murder. Now to obey the clarion call, e tun tin yera. Bloody albatrosses. I pity those that take your deranged talks seriously. Come August 1, y'all must obey the call.

titiakins:
same thing happened to me o


They scumbag is still roaming NL like it's no man's business

Please, what's the cause of that BS? Same thing happened to me sometime ago. It got me wondering if there are users above the long ass rules and regulations guiding this forum. I was banned for 3weeks. Even if I cussed someone's ancestors, I sure didn't deserve that.

Some nairalanders are just diminutive gnomes with access to smart phones. What if it was culled from an interview? I have lost hope in today's journalism. It thrives on sensationalism. Even on nairaland, you'd see posts with certain words like boobs, nude etc making FP. Mo ro pe weere bayin mu'le.

TippyTop:
Buhari was removed for incompetence and tribalism, any other narrative is an attempt to skew the history books.

31yrs later same thing is happening.

And you were born when? Don't start spewing trash because you got 89 likes. Humility is the key, nairaland warrior.

iamDiabolic:
Am not an atheist, though most people see me as thiest (but not a religious one though) just attending church for the sake of attending,but deep in my mind am an agnostic.but with kinda things I go through might end up being an atheist, because I don't even feel the if any God exist, cause I have not even felt him before, I watch people catch holy ghost and testifying to seeing angels but not even have I had a dream bout one before. We just have to keep worshiping though we shouldn't believe what we can see,but we worship him due to fear of the unknown.

Sometimes I even pray that if he exist he should show at least show himself in a dream or through a pastor,but he still never show himself to me,he doesn't have any message for me,damn who TF is he,we should keep worshipping him cause he we were told fairytale about one stupid hell they keep threatening us with.

Me and my friends once attended a night vigil,when the pastor was touching all of them head they kept falling (in my mind I was laughing at their funny charade), when it got to my time I didn't fall, I didn't even move back as he was trying to force me to maybe fall, since then i no attend the yeye church.

What am trying to drive at is am beginning to doubt the existence of God and if he doesn't show himself to me one of this days, then I might graduate into an atheist. Mind you oh yea preachers and gullible ones I don't need your preaching and bible verses. I have heard enough of that.

Awwwww. God does exist sweetheart. Religion is just the BS causing confusion. Just be a freethinker and continue serving God your own way.
Christianity and Islam are the two major problems of the world and I can't help but pity their followers.

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JoeBlocks:
I believe you are the stupid_ one because only a stupid_ woman will want to barter words with a man.

Like I told your sorry black b1tchy face before, you're the freak you thinks she is so chick to the point she fail to see she's as flaccid as a numb dick.

Your b1tchy vile attitude will do you harm, when you swallow it, choke on it, and die and painful death, then satan and his legion of demons will welcome you with an orgy.

To think you speak of self esteem even makes me laugh because I fail to even ponder how a bitchy, vile, and defile female could even muster the courage to speak of self esteem.

Indeed, you are a freak with a black face, and loose thought. That's why you warm cyber space with your vileness with reckless abandon. Too bad, every time it rebounds and knock you senseless to the point you become sh1tless and sh1t in your loose, tattered, rat peed pants.

The only property your lazy father left you is a book on how to be a misogynist. You call yourself a man when you are nothing but an effeminate bastard. Look at the disjointed piece of crap you spewed. I won't sink low to your level anymore. Crass low life

JoeBlocks:
Oh dear! I must have touched a wretched nerve when I expose your stupid_ depose to spew vile and restless nonsense.

Even here, you're still as irrelevant as your black face, because your face, is as black as your thoughts. That's why you will forever be a black b1tch with a heart as black a black hole.

How laughable! The chairman of freeloaders association tagging someone a wretch. Speaking of black face, your favorite contestant lightened hers with Nixoderm hence the map like patches on her face and knuckles like that of a kick boxer. My self esteem is intact. Only down low twits have all the time in the world to trade words with females. Instead of wasting my time, why not go get tied up and gang banged for a stipend as usual so you can afford data for your hand me down phone. I would love to put you in your place some other time. Stup1d batty boy.

JoeBlocks:
You should learn to follow your own advice, miss lefreaksodumb.

Quite hilarious coming from a bespawler. Stay put and continue to be relevant before your free data exhausts and you are back in reality where you are a certified nonentity.

JoeBlocks:
Sorry to burst your bubble miss, your vote didn't count. It was null and void from the moment you thought it in your head to vote.

You were one of the ones who turned this contest into a free for all madness when you decided to flout the rules, just because you can.

Next time, be sure to be able to smell your own bullsh1t, before trying to smell that of others.

Thanks for the enlightenment Mr Bollocks. Get busy other than splattering spittle all over the thread you lazy sod.

Omoluabi16:
I pity you. Continue to wallow in your hatred. It would be unbefitting of me to even reply you further. You're simply insignificant.

Supreme a55hole, just accept my condolence and move on. Faceless git tagging someone insignificant. The joke's on your prolapsed asshol3

Omoluabi16:
I hope you don't choke on your venom.

Omo ale ni e. Ta lo so e ni Omoluabi?

MUVA:
Do you see any pro-Mimzy moniker crying blue murder here? Or do you just have a compulsive need to constitute nuisance anywhere you find yourself.

I understand that you are still reeling from the loss hence the outburst so I'll go easy on you pumpkin. After all the fuckery fanfare, all y'all need to do is to seek closure in the bosom of the Almighty instead of charging at me like a rabid dog. Sit on this 'L' and cry me a river. I have a whole lot of Ls for you and your chain of zombies. Rest in Peace \)_____

Good to know my vote counted. Congratulations LANICKY. Ugly or not, you are 50,000naira richer. Keep being yourself dear. The sky is your starting point.I for sick I that fake ass had won. LMAO. I should be a prophetess. She was trying too hard. You shoulda just let nature take its course. Better luck next time girl. So many aggrieved newts everywhere. 30,000 naira ain't no change these days. Let her make do with it. LWKMD!!! To the oafs complaining that she used her friends. If na by that, the Obalende hood rat would have emerged the winner. They were everywhere like germs. TF?! I'll be glad to sponsor therapy for her and her minions.