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Romance › Re: Oh Dyammm. Can't Believe This!! by LegendaryLover(m): 5:03pm On Dec 02, 2019
that fingernail that has been cut. Dip it inside ur yansh. Remove it. NOW i want u to smell it. idiat.
Romance › Re: Bet9ja Have Finally Arrived In Our Area. by LegendaryLover(m): 4:57pm On Dec 02, 2019
Yr end. Is this not time to make better plans?
again, kord thunder u
Romance › Re: Bet9ja Have Finally Arrived In Our Area. by LegendaryLover(m): 4:55pm On Dec 02, 2019
same u will open another thread to complain 2moro how u r addicted to this and that.
Romance › Re: Bet9ja Have Finally Arrived In Our Area. by LegendaryLover(m): 4:53pm On Dec 02, 2019
clout chasing
Romance › Re: Bet9ja Have Finally Arrived In Our Area. by LegendaryLover(m): 4:52pm On Dec 02, 2019
kord thunder u
Family › Re: Please Share With The Group Your Circumstances On How You Became A Single Mom by LegendaryLover(m): 3:29pm On Dec 02, 2019
my former single-mum neighbor told me how she did skinto with her then bf. He'd do coitus interruptus by cummimg outside. She was naive cos she didn't know much about pre-cum.

she got preggi. was very afraid to do abortion. R/ship ended. The child is about 1yr old now. Her former bobo sends little cash from time to time sha.
Family › Re: As The Year Gradually Comes To An End, What Are You Most Grateful For? by LegendaryLover(m): 2:31pm On Dec 02, 2019
peace of mind, almost all through the year. Only once this year did something at work throw me off my game.
Family › Re: As The Year Gradually Comes To An End, What Are You Most Grateful For? by LegendaryLover(m): 2:27pm On Dec 02, 2019
Officialgarri:
For giving us President Muhammad Buhari
really, man?
Celebrities › Re: Cosmetic Surgery: Moesha Boduong Sitting On A 'Special Cushion' by LegendaryLover(m): 2:15pm On Dec 02, 2019
noisy45:
Nah shit full am. I remember fingering my big ass girlfriend butt only to smell it it was smelling shitty grin ;
is that not where faeces comes out from?
what were u expecting it to smell of? newly minted money?
Crime › Re: What A Wickedness Lady Disfigures Her Benefactor With Razor Over N950 by LegendaryLover(m): 1:07pm On Dec 02, 2019
:ofive bottles of beer for 1050? where be the place make i host everybody for nairaland
Business › Re: How Can I Stop Lending Money To Friends And Family? by LegendaryLover(m): 10:42am On Dec 02, 2019
Yours is even good. I've lent over 80millionnaira to people. The last person i heard was going to a witchdoctor if i paid him another visit to get back my money so he may take my life.
Crime › Re: Two Little Boys Display Their Fighting Skills As Their Parents Cheer Them by LegendaryLover(m): 6:50am On Dec 02, 2019
Did u know Tiger Woods lent golfing from a very young age. Well, this video is ok, i can see they have their boxing gloves on, so no heavy injury, if any will happen.
Family › Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by LegendaryLover(m): 6:36am On Dec 02, 2019
kingxsamz:
Wow... This shit Is real bro. I believe you. Hope u didn't have sex with her though?
I didn't. But initially the temptation was much.
Family › Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by LegendaryLover(m): 6:26am On Dec 02, 2019
grin my third experience of ghost was in GERMANY. when me and Hitler were paroling. We were hanging out. Then i saw this cute white girl. she didn't have head on her shoulder but with firm boobs and a pert bum. i was so scared. i told Hitler about it, and he said i shouldn't have sex with her, that she's a ghost. I should just finger her.
Family › Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by LegendaryLover(m): 6:15am On Dec 02, 2019
The 2nd happened when i was in FRANCE, before that place mama chibuzor normally sell bread. two sisters would ask me for a 3some. i've saying no. until one day i gave in. and from that day Cinderella would sit on my face and Anakat would ride my gbola. but whenever i'm about to cum, they would strongly insist i don't cum on them. Until i got tired one day, came on both of those white girls, and they both vanished into thin air right before my eyes.
Family › Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by LegendaryLover(m): 6:02am On Dec 02, 2019
my own true stories...



the first one happened when i was in BRAZIL. this my female neighbour would always sneak into my apartment and give me blowjobs. she won't allow sex, just blowjobs for 2 yrs. I had been asking her why the sneaking and only blowjobs, but she'd dodge my question. Until one day i met her parents and they said she had died 3yrs before then from giving blowjobs to a farmer until her mouth went sour, she collapsed and died.
Family › Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by LegendaryLover(m): 5:44am On Dec 02, 2019
Mckandre:
These thing happens nd they live around us. Have u ever wondered why its not advised to bend nd look at people through ur two legs in the a market place? theirs a nortion that its a medium at which spiritual plain can be felt nd u get to see spirit folks feets floating unhinged by gravity, no one has lived to tell the tale though because once u do, a mysterious force will hit u to death instantly or u run mad.
it is not adviceable because if a girl in particular bend like that, men will be looking at the line of her pant and the shape of her big yansh....
Lol





moderators biko close this thread or move it to literature column make person rest.
Family › Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by LegendaryLover(m): 4:56am On Dec 02, 2019
ctleurocollege:
OK now I'm sold. Lalasticala your attention is needed


My suggestion is for them to find a way of permanently disposing all his personal items like clothes, tooth brush, shoes . He came back because he wants his old life back but it's not the right thing. Hold a memorial service for him where enough prayers should be said for his spirit to rest in peace
lol... Oga sold, this is fiction oo.
Family › Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by LegendaryLover(m): 4:48am On Dec 02, 2019
tianshie:
You've got me mixed up with them Nairaland-clout-chasing teens. I'm not the one. I run a music promotion company in Atlanta. I'm busy enough.
music production company bawo.
U this nairaland clout chasing teen.
Family › Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by LegendaryLover(m): 4:41am On Dec 02, 2019
grin cheesy and this lie don make front page.
Family › Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by LegendaryLover(m): 4:22am On Dec 02, 2019
@OP...
u don see ur life?
Crime › Re: Is It Right For A Girl Of Thirteen Should Be Bathing In Public by LegendaryLover(m): 11:31am On Dec 01, 2019
1Sharon:
Are you for real? If this story is true, you know shes making the men uncomfortable right?
Why can't they speak out
if her parents see nothing wrong in making her take her bath outside (i guess they believe at that age she "has nothing to hide" ) , and you complain that it's disturbing u or the men in that compound (giving u guys boners), surely u'll be labeled a paedophilic pervert.





Haba, madam sharon u self put urself in that shoe na. u for start dey fear any man wen they near ur daughter na.





So that other suggestion is best for the OP....that a mature woman will have to talk to the parents of the girl.
Crime › Re: A Man Admits To Stabbing His 16-year-old Girlfriend To Death After Break-up by LegendaryLover(m): 2:53am On Nov 30, 2019
hmm ....


"he then left the knife in her hands to make it look like suicide". Is it that this idiot has never heard of forensics before.

Anyway, CCTV made those officers job easier
Crime › Re: 13-year-old Cries Outside Prison Where Her Dad Is Sentenced To Death. by LegendaryLover(m): 2:00am On Nov 30, 2019
embarassed harsh religion, harsh world.

Why can't politics (laws) be seperated from religion in such countries?
Crime › Re: NFVCB Destroys Unclassified, Other Prohibited Films And Videos Worth N500 Milion by LegendaryLover(m): 11:45pm On Nov 29, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
who buys porn DVDs and videos in this day and age anyway?!?!?!
exactly....
Literature › Re: How To Remember What You Read by LegendaryLover(m): 7:25pm On Nov 29, 2019
hmm ... jotting and repetition. very good points in your article. Keep it up.
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Crime › Re: A Friend Transferred Money Into My Account, About To Put Me In Trouble! by LegendaryLover(m): 6:47pm On Nov 29, 2019
madone:
Chat that guy up or call him on phone and have ur conversation recorded. Make sure in ur talk u make it clear in record that u don't know anything and make sure he confirms it thru ur dialogue ..never allow him know u are recording ur call. If it chatting try doing a voice note to him so he a reply...if the above is successful g to the nearest and trusted lawyer to go with u to the police to make a report n the happenings.show them ur record as prove of ur Innocence. Then go to the bank and correct the error fast before ur friend rans far the police will get him down and he will bring the rest ofhs gang
Crime › Re: A Friend Transferred Money Into My Account, About To Put Me In Trouble! by LegendaryLover(m): 6:47pm On Nov 29, 2019
madone:
Chat that guy up or call him on phone and have ur conversation recorded. Make sure in ur talk u make it clear in record that u don't know anything and make sure he confirms it thru ur dialogue ..never allow him know u are recording ur call. If it chatting try doing a voice note to him so he a reply...if the above is successful g to the nearest and trusted lawyer to go with u to the police to make a report n the happenings.show them ur record as prove of ur Innocence. Then go to the bank and correct the error fast before ur friend rans far the police will get him down and he will bring the rest ofhs gang
exactly
Celebrities › Re: What Do You Think About This Kizz Daniel’s New Hairstyle Below by LegendaryLover(m): 6:05pm On Nov 29, 2019
lipsrsealed I liked ur woju hits song. drop more hits joor. Who hair epp
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Should I Have Answered This Interviewer's Question? by LegendaryLover(m): 5:45pm On Nov 29, 2019
ITbomb:
We Nigerians, because of our insecurities always waste time thinking about why the person asked a question before we answer.
A simple question that would need a frank answer would see us acting suspicious

Most of us are guilty, like it or not
For instance,
"where are you?" (on the phone). I bet you can't answer it right under 5 secs

What is your name? (what does he want with my name), ends up giving a fake name

How old are you? Ah, don't even go there especially the ladies
i don't think the @OP is insecure in any way. He was just stuck up in his head planning his next answers, which is a bad conversational habit, in this case an interview
Sports › Re: BREAKING!!: Unai Emery Sacked As Arsenal Manager by LegendaryLover(m): 12:00pm On Nov 29, 2019
tongue good ebening

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