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Mtcheeeew. It will never be well with you buhari

Football lovers between scoring from a penalty spot and scoring from an open play which is more difficult than the other.

I think scoring a penalty is more difficult because of the pressure that comes from it, all eyes will be on u and u will be so nervous to score.

This fool has invited bats into his home.

TarOrfeeek:
It's obvious that you don't have anything worthwhile going on in your life.

Her pxssy has sensed it, and dried up immediately.

Go and get a handiwork. Let her miss you for a year.

Her pxssy will start getting wet when you chat her.

U are a legend. Damn !!!!!!

Superwave16320:
But your foolish Igbofather does not have any prove to that claim Sebi you cursed souls have been post video to back up your claim when will you make one for this ?

I am a computer maestro, I will definitely track u down. Bastard, I don't say what I can't do

[quote author=Superwave16320 post=120187942]But your foolish Igbofather does not have any prove to that claim Sebi you cursed souls have been post video to back up your claim when will you make one for this ?


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U are a fucking bastard. Product of a torn condom

yarimo:
someone that can't set small Anambra state from bondage as governor for 8 years

Get off my mention ass hole before I beat the black off ur ass.

Vote Peter Gregory obi for president and set urself free from bondage

oyin44:
obi is a failure

Demented nincompoop

Aufbauh:
Reno relax for God will not allow us to see evil days as Obi is going no where.

Nigeria President is for Nigerians and not for biafrans.

You can't sow unknown gun men and wants to read Aso rock.- Agulu proverb

U better go back to school, ur diction is quite poor

Juliearth:
You know your boss has a crush on you and you want to collect gifts from him? No, babe! The gift is a bait and the moment you accept it, his flirting would graduate to stage two. That act would also give him hopes that he can actually have you. Whenever he makes such unofficial visits to your office, each sentence you make should be tied to your husband. For instance:
Boss: I'd like to take you to that new fancy restaurant down South tomorrow.
You: That is interesting, sir. My husband took me there for a romantic 5th wedding anniversary dinner and we plan on going there tomorrow again. So, I can't be able to honour your request. Moreover, my husband would not approve of me having a dinner with you.
Boss: you don't have to tell him though
You: I am sorry sir, but I tell my husband everything and he, likewise.
Boss: Okay then. Nice bracelet by the way (tries to touch it)
You: I am sorry sir, but you can't do that, I am a married woman. Thanks for the compliment though. My husband got it for me as a gift.

Boss: I just wanted to feel the bracelet
You: I know that sir, but as a married woman, the only contact I feel comfortable having is_are official contacts.


I don't know if you get my point though.

Be Smart!!!!

U are a very smart lady

doggedfighter:
Why apologize when you didn't say anything that didn't happen



Brymo is an ofeke.



My mum will always use that word when angry.




What's the English word for ofeke ?

Because I don't know
I can't even explain it in Igbo

It means an irresponsible fellow

gasparpisciotta:
Parquet floor

Thank you so much bro

Pls what is this floor finishing in the picture below called and how much does it cost to do it

Corporate2020:
You have told us about Emilokan Bola Ahmed Tinubu the Jagaban Borgu, now tell us about your own biological father. Tell us your father's life achievements.

I don't engage fools

benzypher:
baba, you definitely can not have more than 2 brain cells left.

Bro I have something important to tell u, u are one of d greatest fools of all time

Hell no!!!!

Bastards

[quote author=joelbooks post=118383833][/quote]Screw u !!!!!!

Hell noooh !!!!!

I felt so sad and hurt d day my girlfriend said Tinubu is a handsome man, I nearly threw up dat day. Dat bastard drug Lord will never smell aso rock

Antimarraige:
You had millions and you couldn't invest? What a shame, my investment of 500k some years back is fetching me millions today

Bro what type of investment is dat pls,

Hell no !!!!!

Better don't die nigga, u still gat alot to do on Earth.

MuslimIgbo:
Good.
Ladies of this generation should know that men are becoming wiser, and that's why only very few are willing to settle down in a marriage. This is because it's mostly women marriage benefits.
Ladies of this generation have very little or nothing to offer.
MOST HAVE ALREADY EVEN LOST THEIR VALUES DUE TO THE FACT THAT, THEY ARE WHORÈS.
(IF YOU'RE A GIRL AND YOUR BODYCOUNT IS MORE THAN 2, YOU'RE A WHORÈ)

They bring almost nothing to the table besides
Shared sex
Headache
and drama.
THEY ARE TERRIBLE MANIPULATORS AND WILL ALWAYS DISH WHAT THEY WON'T LIKE TO BE SERVED TO THEM.

To make matters worse, most of them are very worthless and valueless. There's nothing left in them to value or cherish due to the fact that most already lost counts of bodycount.
They mostly all have DOUBLE DIGITS BODYCOUNT.

The greatest gift a woman can give to her husband is Virginity, but unfortunately, most of these WHORÈS, SLÚTS AND HOOKUP GIRLS of this generation have given it out for FREE, for Indomie, pizza, ice-cream, Netflix n chill, few thousands of naira, etc.

How do you expect your husband to value and cherish something you've given out freely and cheaply to worthless guys
AFTER MARRIAGE, MOST OF THEM WILL STILL CONTINUE TO CHEAT AND COMMUNICATE WITH THEIR EX-FUCKÉRS.

I'll marry you, shelter you, provide for you and protect you, yet you'll still be giving me drama and headache?
Na ogun go kill any daughter of Eve that will try nonsense with me

It's definitely the effect of having multiple bodycount before marriage that makes most of them misbehave in marriage.
They have split minds
They are not focused
They are distracted
Their "eyes" is no longer in one place and they consciously and unconsciously start making comparison between their husband and a guy or sugar daddy (married men) - HÓRNY PEOPLE - who would do stupid things and take their rubbish JUST TO GET UNDER THEIR OLOSHO PANTS.

God bless you bro, u are a legend

Hell no !!!!!

D mannequin will never know peace for the destruction he has caused dis country

Urchins everywhere

Kayzzy1:
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Teach me bro

CSTRR:
Are they aware that this is an electric device and the wetness of their vaginna will provide a good conducting medium for the current, if the device becomes faulty?

I have heard of people that died when their vibrator electrocuted them through the vaginaa.

What will you tell God?

U can never ever compare a beefy long hard dick to dis trash. Women knows dat a human dick is incomparable to any stupid vibrator