₦airaland Forum

y0rmee:
Tiri gala for you!

Tanchio. ...

y0rmee:
Which is?

Y ar u azkn
Yo watsup
Yor gwlfrndz av plenti
Yorm n zhop mbok
Yorme language 101

What's going on? This one everyone is speaking yorme language.

Please have anyone seen TiTi

y0rmee:
Wen yhu turn my woman crush na??


Gerarahia moi fwiend!!

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y0rmee:
Thanchus to y'all...and even to em haters mhen!


Onbehalf of me and ma newly ordained bride and Official Miss GL, NYSC Batch B'16 (nancy4nast), i say thanchus again!


*turns to nancy4nast, kneels down with a diamond ring in ma hands*

Baby, wee yhu b ma beloved wifey...come rain come sunshine?? Mawwi me!

Just a diamond ring for this Buhari era, babe no gree o. The gods demand a filling station that sells only kerosene

Abacharles:
Bros, na wch kyn faith b ds naa? the meeting go hold. GBAM

As at the time of this report the meeting is ongoing.

Yorme congrats atink your body don rest abi.

ojaydedon:
na DG wife name?? Abi na im pikin name??

Rebekkah come o, ministry of women affairs someone is asking about TiTi.

ojaydedon:
weting be titi abeg?? No be person name be dat?

Bros don't tell me you don't know TiTi.. ..

Mehn see people wey dey view the trend na.....abeg me am waiting for TiTi o

chiefojiji:
U gaht it. U no see how the boi is wasting page yesterday just counting wan tuu teerii for nothing sake.

As in eh

Yorme I know wetin dey your mind.. ....#1000 abi.

Finally am seeing changes on NYSC website, expecting TiTi soon. Good evening gracelanders, how una dey?

chiefojiji:
Assembly !!!!!

All PCMs should come out from his or her room. There is gonna be a general search.

10mb is missing,out of my sub ..and
If I don't find it, I Will arrest everybody here...mark my word
officers begin the search now

10mb ko chibok girls ni.....missing in action, Oga kwantinu we are watching. Howfa

Nanip:
Good morning guys.....pls i want to know if Ebony State senators list is out have a friend who want to know

Ebony State senators list Bros that list was out since last year. If you are talking about Senate list, no it's not out but Names have been forwarded to DSA, maybe after TiTi show dem go paste the list for presco.

Misskaycee21:
Nice

Nice one dear.

Happy Birthday chiefojiji! May God bless your new age.

chumaster:
and if it rises then nko

I go use mess light the fire na, abi dem dey pay to mess?

Rebekkah:
mmajean that fresher be won convocate before matric huh mtchewwww

õ chii iri lelee

he ain't got passcode yet . next flight pulzzzz

good noon pops!
Holla!

How are you dear!

chumaster:
if the workshop date is correct, then TT will come out probably on 8th or 9th being next 2 weeks.

TT are released after pre-mob workshop and not viceversa hence can't be next week

Thanks bro for the info, make I no go waste money say I dey go buy fuel for the firewood Now (the price fit fall by that time)

kingsley3218:
Information reaching my school's DSA says that the batch b 2016 workshop would hold from the 5th of September 2016 in the city of ibadan. It's confirmed and undiluted.

Na em be say dem go soon born Titi...make I go carry powder come jare. Chumaster abeg set clock, if TiTi no show next week eh....by the way wey our E-prayer warriors? make una go start dey pack fire wood o, cos people we go die by fire if I no see Titi next week go plenty o. kingsley better go and live near stream 1 or 2 incase.

Fabulocity:
Please tell me. I'm getting confused here.

Rebekkah can you please help me put her through

Fabulocity:
Why's everyone acting so damned surprised /confused
It's a norm in my school. Fresh graduates go for their service in October / November.
What's so shocking about that?

My dear am forced to ask o, Are you in NIGERIA (the one that Buhari is their president)? Do you know DJ kaza, Capone and Aunty Kemi? Have you heard or do you know about TiTi ....if you can fit to answer the questions above then I will tell you why everyone is surprised/confused

dipson546:
haabaa lolzzz. bros, that is information you get na lie oo ... unless u can described that " soon " in date terms....

O ye of little faith, the timetable will be out on









Soon/8/2016

that was what he told me.

Fabulocity:
Any thread for prospective batch C (November) members?

Na wah o, Which November do you mean?

Good morning gracelanders!

Just got an information that Titi will be out soon!

legenduq:
Chichomchin

From this, the timetable should be out in the next 30days or less.

Patiently waiting.. ..

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The ration of participants will be 30% to 70%, 30% goes to the indigenes of the State where the lands are situated, and 70% will be distributed equally amongst the participants that were successfully selected from the remaining 36 states of the Federation.

At the end of the harvest (8-9months), each farmer will earn a sum of N1,000,000.00 as a reward for monitoring and nurturing their farmland. Sign up for CAPFIS now.

SCAM ALERT!

Na dem o, 1m for monitoring and nurturing farmland at the end of 8-9months.. ..am laughing in Chinese UBANGANASTA!
My friend GERARA HERE MEHN!

chumaster:
[b]
AUGUST COUNTUP TO THE NON-RELEASE OF 2016 BATCH B MOBILISATION TIMETABLE!!!
[color=red]IT IS 19 DAYS THAT NYSC MANAGEMENT FAILED WOEFULY AND WICKEDLY TO RELEASE B16 MOB. TIMETABLE

is this land infested with Ebola Where is everybody na

Nwanne look well, men pasa na ogbe.. men nozi n'enu..

y0rmee:
Hehehe....When i turn "Senoir Yormee" sef??


Naso i do old reach??


Can't even remember i posted anything earlier sef...

Lol.....good day bro.....how you come forget, you don turn to APC/Buhari

Good afternoon everyone. Please, for those who want to protest, I wan ask question. Last week Senior Yormee posted numbers of the NYSC mobilization unit. HOW MANY OF UNA CALL THAT NUMBER? na em una wan go protest. mtcheew!