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Eh ya! Was she sexually abused when she was young? It is a disorder that needs psychological, spiritual and physical attention. May she get quality help in Jesus' name.

I covet this

War can break out anywhere in the country, ask them in Modakeke. It is advisable to build in the city first, if u have excess, build in another part of the city. Send money home for your parent to refurbish their house

It is unfortunate that a state filled with intelligentsia is being ridiculed and governed by a tout; don't worry, our GMB will be law abiding, but you will reap all u sow.

Give me ur Twitter handle or Instagram

“We have entered negotiations with international
financial institutions, specifically, the African
Development Bank and World Bank. You know
they have some resources for us already
programmed, which is in the borrowing plan,” she
said"

This is the worst government ever: they really want to destroy everything, this shows Professor Soludo was right.;

https://www.nairaland.com/2182692/see-what-guy-did-photo. U need to see this if u av not; very hilarious

Read more here https://www.nairaland.com/2182775/hilarious-pictures-babawhileyouweregone-trend-twitter

What goes around comes around, she has sown a good seed for her children; may the Lord adequately reward her.

What goes around will always come around; what you sow is what you will reap. She has sown well.
May the Lord who can reward adequately reward her.

So if not for the sake of reelection, GEJ would have been silent , causing more death of the people; that is the highest level of insincerity.

What of stealing of pants and jewelries?

What is the cost of building a whole new refinery that u now want to repair refineries with 99 B I L L I O N? ANOTHER SCAM!

Never be misled by the cheering of any crowd; people scream for various reasons

Why do some people like taking aspirin on another fellow's headache. More so,if u see him at an enriched table ,u people will still shout! I think the key is don't try to please anybody, just be yourself.

It is established that the huskier the voice , the more the agberos and passengers fear you. Even the ladies on the street covet it. To get it, all the street persons smoke and drink the voice condensing stuffs at least around every mealtime. However, if the voice refuses to get condensed, they fake it but once they get pained on their larynx, they revert to the status quo.

Try to use onion sliced into the oil before introducing the fish

This is quite unfunny;u asked the people to use ATM,they didn't complain, even they have to queue endlessly. Sooner now, the issuing bank will also complain people withdraw N500 and N1000 ,and will also introduce charges.
Mr CBN governor, how much comes indirectly to ur organization?

onatisi: I think uu got the message wrong ,it is 65 naira per atm withdrawal after 4 free withdrawals on another bank atm.

3 free withdrawals in a month, not daily

The gun a policeman carries is an attestation to his intelligence/education/comportment;the very educated and seniors carry, at most, pistols. The middle level, who are saner, carry pistol regularly while the unintelligent ones must always carry the AK 47 to announce they are dangerous fellas and very unintelligent. By their weapons, we shall know them.

Lanceslot: Thank you for pointing that out, wise man. An Igboman don't prostrate to greet anybody.

Let that Ibo man come and marry a Yoruba girl then.

Fix artificial nail on that thumb; a parent tried it in my neighborhood ,and it worked.

Are you saying he uses the normal 'eleganza and bic' biro? Talent that needs to be refined. Unfortunately, if u don't operate within the tripod of singing,dancing and acting, no corporate individual or organisation sees u as talented. I think GTB guys love art, he should hustle his way into them. Good jobs!

Hilarious! Go to that bank and meet your Anthony Okpa; who knows whether he is waiting for you.

Isn't the refrigerator these days a cupboard? or where do u people see light?

What will now to all d girls that lost their virginity b4 they could get BB?

The montessori system of education rides on the absorbent mind children have. If she absorb well,thats fine. If not,it wont make her head blow. Do u know they can any number of languages together. Moreso,they ar digital natives, who teaches them how to operate ipad and play all those games? Thou shal leave her there.

psychologist: @ op whr will u classify dos ladies dat peeeeEe's lyk men

They are s(h)emen

Good work and thoughts! Hope u guys will not dump and run when are given a few million naira by the govt *just thinking*

One thing is common to all of these- 'BLOOD'. And,according to Alhaji,2015 wil be bloody if that once-a-shoeless guy does not return as the president. May the Lord deliver us from these vampires. AMEN.

Freiburger: ^ IT IS NOT A PRIDE, BUT A HIGH LEVEL OF STÜPIDITY FORM PEOPLE WHO DETEST SITTING CLOSE.

Please elaborate

I know, for sure, God is a just God and He wields sovereignty. However,He is merciful. Since there are divine mysteries,I think God is the only one who can give the best position on this.