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Celebrities / Re: Olamide vs Don Jazzy Beef - The Social Media Statistics by lekinz(m): 4:09pm On Jan 03, 2016
#LeaveTrashForLawma

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Celebrities / Re: Harrysong Sings For Omotola Jalade Ekeinde (photo) by lekinz(m): 9:38am On Dec 06, 2015
HARRYSONG: Oya Sekem, Sekem, Sekem

OMOTOLA: Sing from today till tomorrow ... It won't remove a dime from my pocket ...
Your set dey dance shoki .. You dey Sekem angry angry

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Events / Re: Turn Up, I†z Adeh39's ßir†hday.!!!♠♠♠ by lekinz(m): 1:24pm On Dec 01, 2015
Happy Birthday Baby ... Many more years to come in health and wealth

Awonweerey100% loves you !!!

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Celebrates His 33rd Birthday Today by lekinz(m): 8:54am On Nov 26, 2015
grin grin grin

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Awon Werey 100% by lekinz(m): 7:44pm On Nov 22, 2015
STFUareyouGod:



Stephenqueen
Adeh39
Iamkingsley
Lekinz
Lordoftheweed
Naijaboiy

Make una come answer this dude

Can he fit in ??
Can he stand KingTom's wrath undecided undecided

For a start ... Write an essay with nothing less than 5000 words telling us why you should be among the Awonweerey
Crime / Re: 'Alfa duped female Doctor In Search Of Pregnancy and Money Ritual’ (Pictured) by lekinz(m): 6:37pm On Nov 21, 2015
She accused me of collecting 6 million naira buh I collected only 4 million naira

Shoroniyen undecided undecided undecided

Buh it's none of my business sha ....

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Slams Women Who Won't For Once, Have Sex With A Guy & Tell Him Off by lekinz(m): 4:08pm On Nov 21, 2015
grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 21st November 2015 by lekinz(m): 3:47pm On Nov 21, 2015
Halla Barcelona

Cast your prediction here ....

Likes for Barcelona & Shares for Madrid

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Celebrities / Re: Toyin Aimakhu On Set With Odunlade Adekola by lekinz(m): 3:31pm On Nov 20, 2015
Will That Add Sugar To My 6 Days Soaked Garri


One day I'll never be online again my number will be switched off my accounts inactive. My house empty my room unoccupied and my stupidity no more,my trouble no more. Then I'll be on the other side of life and you'll wish for my trouble one last time, you won't find it you'll wish to see me crazy again you'll see just photos. But that trip is irreversible then I'll be six feet under. So enjoy my trouble now

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Health / Re: 10 Important Places To Note When Having Your Bath. by lekinz(m): 11:49am On Nov 16, 2015
For those with sacked bosoms ... The underneath of the boobs stinks a lot .. I remembered the day Mama Risika decided to wash her boobs ... The odour that came from the bathroom killed Jack

N.B: Jack is a name of a dog cry cry cry

And ....

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Jokes Etc / Re: #hellochallenge Trending On Twitter. by lekinz(m): 1:26am On Nov 11, 2015
When you try the #HelloChallenge with somebody carrying her visa to church to pray on it grin grin grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Curiosity by lekinz(m): 7:18am On Nov 09, 2015
Cc Dominique ... Fp grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Prettyhausagirl Is A FAKE!!! by lekinz(m): 10:46pm On Nov 08, 2015
silverdam:
Ipledge10 like seriously, how old are you? Give your life to Christ, you're still a teenager. That's my advice to you

Now I guess you're thinking of drilling his ass now .... You've posted his pic twice
Or this is your new "Onyx" grin grin... I cover my nyash with barb wire

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Sports / Re: Odion Ighalo Wins October’s English Premier League African Player Of The Month by lekinz(m): 1:19pm On Nov 07, 2015
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.

AwonWeerey100%

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Politics / Re: List Of 24 Top Politicians Who Defected To APC After Buhari's Victory by lekinz(m): 1:08pm On Nov 07, 2015
Politics everywhere undecided undecided


A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.

AwonWeerey100%

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Romance / Re: Awon Werey 100% by lekinz(m): 10:09am On Nov 06, 2015
kadas01:
Na like play play na im "madness" take dey start! undecided

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Romance / Re: Awon Werey 100% by lekinz(m): 10:04am On Nov 06, 2015
It takes only a real weerey to know the meaning ... Don't stress yourself !!!

Certified Member of AwonWeerey100%
Romance / Re: Awon Werey 100% by lekinz(m): 9:57am On Nov 06, 2015
Op ... You can ask KingTom grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Awon Werey 100% by lekinz(m): 9:54am On Nov 06, 2015
angry angry angry
Romance / Re: Do You Look Beautiful Without Make-up? Post Pictures Here by lekinz(m): 4:27pm On Oct 24, 2015
Romance / Re: Do You Look Beautiful Without Make-up? Post Pictures Here by lekinz(m): 4:25pm On Oct 24, 2015
LordOfTheWeed:

Evangelist, you are here checking out for preys (ladies) to devour and you are telling me that members ain't paying tithes, you better no let Jesus himself swear for you.. .. ..

Calm down pastor, one needs to get familiar with each member so in case Dynamitechick decides to drop 100naira as offering, I will call her back and search her purse ...
The offering depends on your level of beauty ...
Adeh39's offering will be different from that of Twaci 's lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Do You Look Beautiful Without Make-up? Post Pictures Here by lekinz(m): 4:11pm On Oct 24, 2015
LordOfTheWeed:
STFUareyougod, iamkingzlee and lekinz.. .. .. I hail ooo grin How ministry?

Ministry dey move on buh church members no gree pay tithe and offering cry cry
Romance / Re: Do You Look Beautiful Without Make-up? Post Pictures Here by lekinz(m): 4:09pm On Oct 24, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
bra straps? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed I likey grin grin

I wasn't talking about that Ooooh ... Buh she's beautiful kiss
Romance / Re: Do You Look Beautiful Without Make-up? Post Pictures Here by lekinz(m): 4:07pm On Oct 24, 2015
iamkingzlee:
werey grin you dey give am question like this and Jamb never employ you shocked

No be my fault jawe ... grin

If he can adhere to rules ... I bet he will be a Weereyknights grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Do You Look Beautiful Without Make-up? Post Pictures Here by lekinz(m): 3:57pm On Oct 24, 2015
Dynamitechick:
I had only my brows done....nt a picture person though

**Coughs** .... Errrrm shocked shocked shocked ...

Who's seeing what ayam seeing ?
Romance / Re: Do You Look Beautiful Without Make-up? Post Pictures Here by lekinz(m): 3:52pm On Oct 24, 2015
Slimzjoe:

Next year The Werey worrying me now fit don Clear by then cry

Oh .... Then you have to write an essay containing 5000 words ... Topic; AwonWeerey100%... After that, you will be a member grin
Romance / Re: Do You Look Beautiful Without Make-up? Post Pictures Here by lekinz(m): 3:42pm On Oct 24, 2015
iamkingzlee:
dimples this deep shocked i can hide money in it. lekinz have you seen this your dimple sister angry

Where's she ??... I bet mine is deeper cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Do You Look Beautiful Without Make-up? Post Pictures Here by lekinz(m): 3:40pm On Oct 24, 2015
iamkingzlee:
dimples this deep shocked i can hide money in it. lekinz have you seen this your dimple sister angry

Where's she ??... I bet mine is deeper cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Do You Look Beautiful Without Make-up? Post Pictures Here by lekinz(m): 1:27pm On Oct 24, 2015
Slimzjoe:


Abeg Form for The Awon Werey Crew still dey on?? angry

No bro... Only if you can wait till next year cool cool

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