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CultureRe: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by lekinz(op): 7:40am On Jul 15, 2015
SexySapphire:
Lekinz, the one about Ijebu people is kinda true. I know lots of people from Ijebu that are so very stingy. A typical example is one man in my church, he's stingy to the extent that people call him Arsene Wenger. He never jokes with a penny, even after service on sunday, for the man to help people with his car is a problem, he will just kick and start shouting "ko sepo" (there's no fuel) as if they will put a straw in his tank and drink his fuel. I've met lots of ijebus that didn't prove that saying wrong tho I've met some really nice ones but it's a case of 2/10.
It's a belief jawe .... I believe it's their state of mind. "The fact that I've been told about "the Ijebus" I can also decide not to give since am an Ijebu man ". Buh is the thing passed from the ancestors ... Cos I don't understand
CultureRe: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by lekinz(op): 7:30pm On Jul 14, 2015
yibobasher2:
Ijebu is a sub-tribe with at least 9 lga under it.....
Ijebu Ode
Ijebu north
Odogbolu
Sagamu
Ijebu east
Epe
Ijebu waterside
Ikene
Ikorodu
Go and do more learning before you post irrelevance on public forum
anumide:
ijebu is a "people".
you want to tell me that
ijebu-ode
ijebu-remo
ijebu-igbo
ijebu waterside
sagamu
and every other major ijebu city is one local government?
one word for you: RESEARCH
NOTED
CultureRe: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by lekinz(op): 7:21pm On Jul 14, 2015
anumide:
Ijebu is a local government?
take away ijebu land from Ogun state, what do we have left?
Buh I still don't understand your question...

Ijebu is wah then ?? .. A state ??
CultureRe: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by lekinz(op): 7:15pm On Jul 14, 2015
yibobasher2:
Ijebu a local govt area and city? undecided
Yeah ... Any problem Sir ??
Culture10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by lekinz(op): 10:06am On Jul 14, 2015
There are some certain times in life where all you do is listen and believe people's talks and suggestions buh as you grow older you tend to laugh it off and make a fool of yourself for believing those tales.
Sitting down reminiscing, you wonder how you never thought twice about those talks which I refer to as beliefs or superstitions.
Don't let me bore you any longer, let the party begin, these are the 10 beliefs I can pen down.

ALL STUDENT WITH GLASSES ARE NERDS : I remembered during secondary school days whereby we are always "scared" of student with recommended glasses, we tend to believe that all students with glasses are 9ja Albert Einstein, dunno maybe it's the way they all behave or the way the glasses are being made. Awon eyan Harry Porter..

ALL HAIRY WOMEN ARE WICKED: I've always wondered how I came about this belief, how does being hairy makes one wicked, is there a particular gene that triggers the wickedness or is "Mama G" Patience Ozokwor also hairy grin grin grin

COCONUT WATER/JUICE DULLS THE BRAIN: I once saw the ingredients mixed together for intelligence vaccine and coconut water was also listed, how come that sweet juice dulls the brain huh

IJEBU PEOPLE ARE STINGY : Ijebu is a local Government area and city located in the South-West Nigeria. I've always heard people complain about "The Ijebus", Ijebu people are stingy, they don't spend money, they don't give out cash. Are they born with "Stingy" gene or there's a particular trait that brings that up, how come na only them ?? I still can't fathom the stinginess thing ... Abi one needs to trace KingTom's background cos errm

WHISTLING AT NIGHT ATTRACTS SNAKES: My grandmother once told me that whistling at night attracts snakes and evil sprits, how come ??... What if am living in banana island where there ain't no habitat for snakes, will they ( snakes) travel all the way from my village to meet me here in Lagos. At times I get lost in my thought maybe Lekinz wasn't my name, maybe am "Mowgli, the Jungle Boy".

ALLOWING BIRD'S POO ON ONE'S HEAD BRINGS GOOD LUCK/WISDOM :This do cracks me up a lot, I've made researches all because of this SHIT$, does the $HIT contains any supernatural power or the components that makes it up is the same thing Daniel ate in the bible ..

PUTTING A PIECE OF BROOMSTICK ON YOUR HAIR WILL CURE/STOP HICCUPS:
This also applies to wool, there are many times in high school those days where you see students with a piece of broomstick and you wonder if that's a new trend or fashion. I once asked a friend about the broomstick, all he could say was " I hear sey e dey stop am and me self don try am, na true buh if you dey ask me to tell you how, I can't categorically tell you cos my Oga at the top self no tell me .. That's all".

EVERY NORTHERNER IS EITHER A SHOEMAKER OR A KIOSK OWNER( Aboki):
I don't know maybe people do forget that one of the richest black man in Africa is a northerner abi ALIKO DANGOTE hails from the west part of Nigeria. Seeing a kiosk owner, one's first word is "Aboki", I know Aboki means my friend buh here in Lagos and other part of Nigeria it is been translated as Mallam or Hausa, what if the kiosk owner is Baba Biliki or Baba Mulikat.

ANYONE WITH "CRAZY HAIRSTYLE" IS IRRESPONSIBLE : The word crazy above doesn't mean the crazy from Oxford Dictionary, it was cropped out from Lekinz 2015th edition dictionary. I can't tell you the definition cos my Oga at the top can decide to change it in the coming edition but will give examples, people with hairstyles like Gallas, dread etc are being refer to as irresponsible folks, because I decide to barb one part and leave the other parts am irresponsible .. So if I decide to have a cut like Papa Ajaso's. Am termed responsible


FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS ...
EventsRe: Happy Birthday To Jacksparrow0712 by lekinz(m): 5:46am On Jul 12, 2015
Happy Birthday To The Boss Of Life

All Hail JackSparrow

Wishing you a healthy,wealthy days ahead. Jah bless your new age.

Expecting my cake tho
WebmastersRe: The Journey Of A Web Developer by lekinz(m): 5:42am On Jul 12, 2015
romme2u:
there is a chinese proverbs that says and i quote "there are different roads to the top of the mountain". i don't know if i got that correctly but getting to the top takes different route.

Ur vision and goals should drive what u do and how u do it. i took that route because i was preparing to program microcontrollers as i have a fair knowledge of C. it was purely to give me a solid programming foundation on which i can build a career in embedded systems/microelectronics which requires a great deal of programming skill. i also have fair knowledge of database design and under the hood development.

if installing wordpress and other cms works for u, take that route undecided. i am currently using cms for my developments(because of the kind of clients that are patronising me currently) as it affords my client with litttle computer knowledge to update and manage their site while i may provide support when needed but i prefer building ma themes and plugins/module where necessary (depending on the level of customization needed).

[b] u don't need to pass through the route i pass through winkbut it will help if u know what is going on behind the scene to stay in the market. afterall na condition make crayfish ben[/b]d grin
I got your points bro ... Best of Luck Bro, am a newbie sha lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
LiteratureRe: Accidental Victim by lekinz(m): 5:36am On Jul 12, 2015
Nice update bro, buh that was short cry cry
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RomanceRe: Temptation by lekinz(m): 7:50pm On Jul 11, 2015
***Runs in with my agbada and sneakers ***

Errrrm ** Typing ***
FamilyRe: ROMANCELANDERS ..........YOU WONT BELIEVE YOUR EYES. (photo) by lekinz(m): 7:30pm On Jul 08, 2015
nigerianium:
Not surprising. Caucasians have always been the most perverted and immoral race on our terraforma.

A study of the socio-cultural lives of the Romans, Greeks and Germanic tribes would confirm this.

All over Rome (the suppose eternal city) there are still scrulptures of naked humanoids dotting the landscapes.

Animalistic dimwits!

Can someone help with the explanation... cry :'
RomanceRe: When You Have A Bright Future (photo) by lekinz(m):
Let me even relate my story to this "Eclipse of the sun"

Remembered when I was a kid, those days when the only hairstyle u've got is GORIMAPA, ( I don't know the English name), I and my Oga JeffreyJamez used to rock this hairstyle, come see me now ... Am the ambassador for Cooking Potash to all the local canteen in my area ( due to the yamayama on my head ) and my Oga J.J breaks wall his head ...

Can you see the bright future ...

Falconey abeg dash me share cry cry
RomanceRe: 10 Ways Ladies Behave When They Are No Longer Virgins by lekinz(m): 7:06pm On Jul 08, 2015
Cutehector:
u be secretary?
I be manager for here


Tosyne2much ... Why you leave AWON WEEREY ??

Make I go modify my post
RomanceRe: 10 Ways Ladies Behave When They Are No Longer Virgins by lekinz(m): 6:59pm On Jul 08, 2015
Typing ...
FashionRe: Outrage As Ex-OAU Male Student Transforms To Woman - The SUN by lekinz(m): 3:30pm On Jul 04, 2015
shocked
CrimeRe: Top 10 Most Dangerous Terrorist Organizations In The World by lekinz(m): 3:26pm On Jul 04, 2015
Space booked
EventsRe: Happy Birthday To Me! by lekinz(m): 9:53am On Jul 04, 2015
KingTom:
Falconey the Megatron grin grin Happy birthday. Sir cool
Boss ... Your phone ain't back yet ??..

Awon weerey needs your attention
EventsRe: Happy Birthday To Me! by lekinz(m): 9:53am On Jul 04, 2015
KingTom:
Falconey the Megatron grin grin Happy birthday. Sir cool
Boss ... Your phone ain't back yet ??..

Awon weerey needs your attention
EventsRe: Happy Birthday To Me! by lekinz(m): 9:51am On Jul 04, 2015
falconey:
lol thanks
Don't thank me sad sad
EventsRe: Happy Birthday To Me! by lekinz(m): 9:44am On Jul 04, 2015
Happy Birthday bro, Jah bless and increase you. BUIP

So falconey has got " share" in his cupboard ...

Let's see how it works ... undecided undecided
WebmastersRe: The Journey Of A Web Developer by lekinz(m): 9:30am On Jul 04, 2015
shocked shocked .. So one needs going through all this in becoming a guru huh

Buh what if one uses Wordpress in designing a website, it saves time and efforts.

Buying of theme and editing lobatan ... Abi huh
EducationRe: I Danced, Played Football, Basketball And Rapped – Oti, Covenant University Best by lekinz(m): 9:14am On Jul 04, 2015
All works and no play makes Lekinz a dull boy ...

Activities like these help a lot in the building of the brain buh no " Na bfs and gfs some go they carry "

Smh undecided undecided

Forum GamesRe: Try This, Its Like Magic by lekinz(m): 9:09am On Jul 04, 2015
E no disappear for here Oooooh

Na the black self disappear while the pink stared back at me ....

I don look am like 40secs .... There ain't no magic jawe ..

PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Assassinates 11 Of Its Members In Borno - Sahara Reporters by lekinz(m): 11:17am On Jul 03, 2015
MAY JAH HELP US ALL...

undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by lekinz(m): 11:45pm On Jul 01, 2015
Dygeasy:
TOM.FRENCH

AGARA.WU23

LEKINZ... Please Acknowledge receipt of your cash prizes.


SOSIQD.UDE... Please Acknowledge receipt of your airtime.


JARIZ.OD is missing in action at the moment.


Thanks.
Seen ... Thanks
Jah bless
#TeamLekinz
BusinessRe: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by lekinz(m): 10:42pm On Jul 01, 2015
Ohga Ooooooh, we re being treated like a slave in our country ...

He's a white man, am a black man, what's the diff the skin pigment , we re both human, but the fact that he's white makes him superior right huh

Na so them go dey call our mother's tongue vernacular . We will be ban from speaking our languages in schools and institutions and the foreign language will be introduced ..


Smh ..
FashionRe: I Took A Picture Of This Man Today In Calabar. by lekinz(m): 10:37pm On Jul 01, 2015
grin grin ... StephenQueen ... Come and see something
EventsRe: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month. by lekinz(m): 8:13am On Jul 01, 2015
cyndax:
My new month wishes goes to...
#Tw.aci#
#Busay.ochic#
#Scen.t#
#kinglek.an#
#Naija.b.oy#
#Orijin101#
#Lekin.z#
#Adeh3.9#
#Te.d#
#tunna.mania#..
and to other NL members...wish u all ..a blessed .prosperious ...month ...IJN...AMEN"!!!
Thanks ...Happy New Month kiss kiss
RomanceRe: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by lekinz(m): 11:10am On Jun 30, 2015
sheylarhh:
Abeg no vex baba..... I for modify am but jux cum online now
No problem bro .... Thanks for voting ..!!!

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