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SexySapphire:It's a belief jawe .... I believe it's their state of mind. "The fact that I've been told about "the Ijebus" I can also decide not to give since am an Ijebu man ". Buh is the thing passed from the ancestors ... Cos I don't understand |
yibobasher2: anumide:NOTED |
anumide:Buh I still don't understand your question... Ijebu is wah then ?? .. A state ?? |
yibobasher2:Yeah ... Any problem Sir ?? |
There are some certain times in life where all you do is listen and believe people's talks and suggestions buh as you grow older you tend to laugh it off and make a fool of yourself for believing those tales. Sitting down reminiscing, you wonder how you never thought twice about those talks which I refer to as beliefs or superstitions. Don't let me bore you any longer, let the party begin, these are the 10 beliefs I can pen down. ALL STUDENT WITH GLASSES ARE NERDS : I remembered during secondary school days whereby we are always "scared" of student with recommended glasses, we tend to believe that all students with glasses are 9ja Albert Einstein, dunno maybe it's the way they all behave or the way the glasses are being made. Awon eyan Harry Porter.. ALL HAIRY WOMEN ARE WICKED: I've always wondered how I came about this belief, how does being hairy makes one wicked, is there a particular gene that triggers the wickedness or is "Mama G" Patience Ozokwor also hairy ![]() COCONUT WATER/JUICE DULLS THE BRAIN: I once saw the ingredients mixed together for intelligence vaccine and coconut water was also listed, how come that sweet juice dulls the brain ![]() IJEBU PEOPLE ARE STINGY : Ijebu is a local Government area and city located in the South-West Nigeria. I've always heard people complain about "The Ijebus", Ijebu people are stingy, they don't spend money, they don't give out cash. Are they born with "Stingy" gene or there's a particular trait that brings that up, how come na only them ?? I still can't fathom the stinginess thing ... Abi one needs to trace KingTom's background cos errm WHISTLING AT NIGHT ATTRACTS SNAKES: My grandmother once told me that whistling at night attracts snakes and evil sprits, how come ??... What if am living in banana island where there ain't no habitat for snakes, will they ( snakes) travel all the way from my village to meet me here in Lagos. At times I get lost in my thought maybe Lekinz wasn't my name, maybe am "Mowgli, the Jungle Boy". ALLOWING BIRD'S POO ON ONE'S HEAD BRINGS GOOD LUCK/WISDOM :This do cracks me up a lot, I've made researches all because of this SHIT$, does the $HIT contains any supernatural power or the components that makes it up is the same thing Daniel ate in the bible .. PUTTING A PIECE OF BROOMSTICK ON YOUR HAIR WILL CURE/STOP HICCUPS: This also applies to wool, there are many times in high school those days where you see students with a piece of broomstick and you wonder if that's a new trend or fashion. I once asked a friend about the broomstick, all he could say was " I hear sey e dey stop am and me self don try am, na true buh if you dey ask me to tell you how, I can't categorically tell you cos my Oga at the top self no tell me .. That's all". EVERY NORTHERNER IS EITHER A SHOEMAKER OR A KIOSK OWNER( Aboki): I don't know maybe people do forget that one of the richest black man in Africa is a northerner abi ALIKO DANGOTE hails from the west part of Nigeria. Seeing a kiosk owner, one's first word is "Aboki", I know Aboki means my friend buh here in Lagos and other part of Nigeria it is been translated as Mallam or Hausa, what if the kiosk owner is Baba Biliki or Baba Mulikat. ANYONE WITH "CRAZY HAIRSTYLE" IS IRRESPONSIBLE : The word crazy above doesn't mean the crazy from Oxford Dictionary, it was cropped out from Lekinz 2015th edition dictionary. I can't tell you the definition cos my Oga at the top can decide to change it in the coming edition but will give examples, people with hairstyles like Gallas, dread etc are being refer to as irresponsible folks, because I decide to barb one part and leave the other parts am irresponsible .. So if I decide to have a cut like Papa Ajaso's. Am termed responsible FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS ... |
Happy Birthday To The Boss Of Life All Hail JackSparrow Wishing you a healthy,wealthy days ahead. Jah bless your new age. Expecting my cake tho |
romme2u:I got your points bro ... Best of Luck Bro, am a newbie sha |
Nice update bro, buh that was short |
***Runs in with my agbada and sneakers *** Errrrm ** Typing *** |
nigerianium: Can someone help with the explanation... |
Let me even relate my story to this "Eclipse of the sun" Remembered when I was a kid, those days when the only hairstyle u've got is GORIMAPA, ( I don't know the English name), I and my Oga JeffreyJamez used to rock this hairstyle, come see me now ... Am the ambassador for Cooking Potash to all the local canteen in my area ( due to the yamayama on my head ) and my Oga J.J breaks wall his head ... Can you see the bright future ... Falconey abeg dash me share |
Cutehector:I be manager for here Tosyne2much ... Why you leave AWON WEEREY ?? Make I go modify my post |
Typing ... |
Space booked |
KingTom:Boss ... Your phone ain't back yet ??.. Awon weerey needs your attention |
KingTom:Boss ... Your phone ain't back yet ??.. Awon weerey needs your attention |
falconey:Don't thank me ![]() |
Happy Birthday bro, Jah bless and increase you. BUIP So falconey has got " share" in his cupboard ... Let's see how it works ... ![]() |
![]() Buh what if one uses Wordpress in designing a website, it saves time and efforts. Buying of theme and editing lobatan ... Abi ![]() |
All works and no play makes Lekinz a dull boy ... Activities like these help a lot in the building of the brain buh no " Na bfs and gfs some go they carry " Smh ![]() |
E no disappear for here Oooooh Na the black self disappear while the pink stared back at me .... I don look am like 40secs .... There ain't no magic jawe .. |
MAY JAH HELP US ALL... ![]() |
Dygeasy:Seen ... Thanks Jah bless #TeamLekinz |
Ohga Ooooooh, we re being treated like a slave in our country ... He's a white man, am a black man, what's the diff the skin pigment , we re both human, but the fact that he's white makes him superior right ![]() Na so them go dey call our mother's tongue vernacular . We will be ban from speaking our languages in schools and institutions and the foreign language will be introduced .. Smh .. |
... StephenQueen ... Come and see something |
cyndax:Thanks ...Happy New Month |
sheylarhh:No problem bro .... Thanks for voting ..!!! |


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