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ideee03: *Faints*

*pouring water on your head nd asking wat d demon is wrong wit u*

[quote author=$ugardaddy]This is the reason we have graduates who cannot spell "Higher Institution" correctly these days. Smh[/quote]lol, i even tot u were going 2 say "... reasn y we hv graduate who can't spell dem full name properly" Mtchew

Hahahahahaha, u welcm dear, dats js hw bad 9ja has gotten oh. Cn u believe dat i got another contract letter 4 another group 2day ?

Lol, nd wat's d sms al about ds time?

[quote author=$ugardaddy]If you guys continue to reel out meaningless shorthands like this, I might be tempted to see you as the real scammers with half-education looking for jobs meant for genuine graduates. Just my opinion though.[/quote]wat hs short-hands gat 2 do wit d topic? Hw cn it affect u wen u r such a genius in english language? Hw cm u still a job seeker wen u r a genius? Hv u 4goten dat mst pipo r typing wit dem phone ( esp non - QWERTY keypad phones) ? Y will i go 2ru d stress typin evrytin in full wen i knw dat d pipo am typing 2 r nat daft aslong as i maintain a conventional short-hand? Bros, me nat in anyway intending 2 insult u, bt i guess ur opinion ds time is'nt sane enough. A short- hand dts nat clear 2 u, u should ask d poster so u may b clerified, i call dat humility.

^^^ U r rili on point here. Unless its a questionair directly on or from dia website, else its scam scam scam

^^ its realy depressing esp wen d job in question is very juicy (which is usually the case)

shocks: two actually, one was an instant assessment online (Procter & Gamble) the other was a BTL brand communications company. It was the second one that called me back for a final interview. Yes, I did get the job. Worked there for almost 2 years before I changed jobs again. Is it that the questions seem too simple?

my guy, dnt evn cosider answering dm unless u js wana kip ya sf busy. Dts a pure scam oh, me i av experiences with dem oh ( Peak Petroleum, Zebras Petroleum, Hilavics etc) at d end de sent me a contract letter issueing me a job (evn without seeing my face and results oh, jst CV) only 4 dm 2 demand i get sm 4m of certificate, clearance or permission (which ever 1 ) b4 finaly claiming d juicy position. My man, a reputable cmpany willing 2 employ won't evn av d time 2 send lengthy questionairs to pipo nat 2 talk of reading or going 2ru dem (thousands of lengthy questioniar answers). Does it nt look rediculous? Me i was snt 15 question, it took me lyk 5hrs 2 reply dem, only 4 dm 2 send me a cntract letter for d job bt demand dt i get a DPR certificate. They evn gav me a cntact 4 d certificate whch i later discovered 2 b fake. My man, run oh

Dear, 1st of all, sowi 4 addressing u as a guy, 2ot u wia a guy. 2ndly, i didnt apply 4 dis particular advert cos on 1st sight i already knw it ws a scam. Av had experiences wit dese pipo eg Peak Petroleum, Hilavicks, Zebras Petroleum etc nd de seem 2 use dsame format. I guess u were ask 15 questions also. Dats hw many questions de askd me nd after painstakingly answering dem, i got 2 realise that it ws al a scam cos i was askd 2 acquire sm certificate at my own expences oh, dearie, dnt bother answering dose questions (i.e if u av'nt answered dem already), its nat worth it. Its a scam

Bros, cut out oh, 4 dats a pure pure scam oh. Dey wil soon send u an offer or contract letter for d juicy job de'v given u, bt d problem? They'll instruct u 2 acquire sm 4m of certificate, clearance or permit b4 u can finaly get a formal appointment letter in which u'l av 2 foot d bills for acquiring it, dey might promisd 2 reemburse u later, bt My man, dts a pure scam oh

Umar Sanda: Couple of guys claimd 2 hav bin invited even b4 i got my own txt, bt because am d only one answering al d questions i hav 2 tak criticism too.
For d record, i only saw a pensioneer off 2 d said office 2 get some documents, dats where i saw d forms, i dnt kw anyone there b4 den, guess i ws just lucky. N 2 d oda guy dat want d form and offer letter, am sori i cnt give it out. Am off 2 Zaria, c u guys in d nxt batch.

belovd bros, pls dnt b angry. Kip updating us, nd Congrats 2 u 1ns again

[quote author=chreld_b]There is no need to be sentimental. As a matter of fact the IQ of the "average" Nigerian is generally low but that does not mean that Nigeria is devoid of highly intelligent people and geniuses. Having said that, I personally think that the IQ of most (not all) nairalanders is above the Nigerian and world average. Although there are some really dumb posters. Finally as for those making reference to Philip Emeagwali just so you know he has been discovered to be a fraud and a con man. See sources below if you like.

http://www.republicreport.com/intellectual-fraud-crisis-allegedly-rocks-%E2%80%9Cphilip-emeagwali-myths%E2%80%9D%E2%80%94reports/
http://rense.com/general81/dnt.htm
http://saharareporters.com/report/how-philip-emeagwali-lied-his-way-fame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcml1gxtCCM[/quote]arrant rubbish. Wat wil pipo nat say 2 ridicle a successfull person? Eh? There r facts dat Obama was nat born in US, dat his spending huge govt moni 2 bribe lawyers nd co, their r facts dat he had 2 forge d his DOB certificate wen d pressure was 2mch, there r facts dat he forged d death of Osama, dat he is illuminati chieftain etc all to ridicle his presidency, there r evn facts 2 ridicle Ribadu ( 80 million naira house in abj), js recently facts came out that Mikel Obi was illumiati...c'mon man, sm of dese crap r js 2 ridicle him. Do ur research properly, u'l knw more

Hahahahaha, Our Politicians IQ no go evn pass 20 sf (nd dt na because dem cheat 4 d IQ test oh)

LOL, hw will de run dia mouth wen evn d first tither was'nt coersed by any degree, besides d source of ds tithe was evn ill-gotten (4rm a loot)

pastormustwacc: ^^^Dont talk too much o, them fit slap you o - and you must turn the other cheek too.

hahahahahaha, guy u jst a comedian

Me am rili rili HURT, veri HURT. I neva knw ds whole tin would get down so bad lyk ds...

@Isangedigh, pls hw do u mean by "PERIOD" ?

@ umar, congrats 2 u oh. Abeg pray 4 us 2 get our 2 oh

Umar Sanda: My ppl i only received a call asking me 2 confirm my state of Origin, i havent receive any txt msg, n am sure no one in lag did too, guys in oda zones may hav receiv it as claimd, am sure dey r stil processing our own here in Lag, lets just keep our fingers cross.
Those dat receiv d invitation shld pls state where dey did there interview.

1 of dm said 'enugu' . Bt i guess he's d only 1 dt claims to av gotten a message

I js recieved an sms frm ZEBRA OIL, offering me a position nd further inviting me for a face-to-face interview. Did any1 got ds 2?

[quote author=_babyshaQ]What is this?? Go get a life. If you blame your incompetence on tribalism. When did any ministry start having quotas for each tribe. Myfriend pack well!![/quote]me js weak 4 d OP sf, even him story no entirely corelate wit d threads title sf

jt2010: But your newly promoted Igbo brother gave out an award to Dana airline that just kill over 200 people an award of Excellency.

https://www.nairaland.com/1081289/dana-wins-best-domestic-carrier

so who did d most evil? D 1 dat colectd handouts 4rm dm 2 alow dm fly dm 1000 yr plane dt led 2 d deaths of hundreds ds year? Or d 1 dat gave dm award based on dia impressive 2011 performance?

festguy: pls let's stop correcting anybdy here idea is needed.here is ur own mistake mr"correctionist"if there's any english lik dat.point of correction grammar not"grammer"

hahahahahaha...al of dem folo 4 d correction nah

chux4liv: @All.. Why una dey worry, the people that got sms to resume on 30th Oct are the CONDUCTORS for trailers, them never begin call the real drivers...

hahahahahahahaha, bros u bad oh

mr shembe: ask your friends they have send SMS and Mail yesterday I dnt take too much

hahahahahahaha, oya na, if na true, den copy d SMS nd Mail nd post it here 4 us all 2 c and analyze nah, abi no b so we do am during interview invitation?

olutunde12: 30th Oct., have u been called too? Are they going to pay u October salary? Most work places pay workers the last day of the month. Do they want u to forfeit this month salary where u are now? Lars!!

hahahahahaha, anxiety wan kill dem oh, c story sf, no b dem fault sha,

okoisokan: Heaven go fall,no be one man alone go witness am.when dangote calls,d news will be well circulated just like the interview notice.relax,it is well with us

bros na so me fink am oh, unless dm change mind recruit only 1 pesn instead of d 2k, such news na washy jor

Me don c d comment 4 naijahotjobs oh, bt d pesn does'nt sound genuine joh, na only date him talk notin more

olumaxi: haba chux..peper soup n women go 2geda na jst lyk sugar n sweetnes

@chux, lmao, whch woman wan lov truck driver nah

olumaxi: 30yrs ke?..d guy go don build estate b dat

hahahahahahaha...me weak oh, d man don reach 2 win award sef

omotola1: ^^^
Nawa o, i wonder how some people scaled through university at first!
Some peeps here can‘t construct just simple error-free sentence.
If you don‘t know the spelling of a word, must you type it?
Kai! LWKMD here o...
Yucky!

so dats y u stopped sucklin ur nanny milk js 2 cm here nd complain about typo errors nd short - codes? Or u js wanted 2 b noticed? Owkay, we don notice U, U cn nw go bk nd continue sucklin ur nanny's milk.

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