₦airaland Forum

yeyerolling:
When corolla dey cost 24m nko. Una papa

BornAgainMay:
Just of recent that I concluded my theory that APC and her supporters are lower Animals.

Check my points.

Starting from ordinary nairalander supporters like, Sarrki and other animals ranting about APC to the apex leadership of the political party.

You will understand that they have IQ below 00.1. Idiots are more intelligent than them. Do you think I am lying?

If you think I am lying, why should Buhari's teacher be the one to persuade and punish him to go to school at tender age? Why did he only get pass marks in other subjects and failed Maths and English?

Look at lia Mohammed and tell me if that man has an IQ. His own IQ is below 00.0%.

Then let's stop at Osinbanjo or Osabade, I keep wondering how that God of Men became a Prof of Law. He is so dafts.

APC is an Animal political party, Say no to animal

Queenlovely:
In 2005 I Got my Black belt in karate. I registered with the police in almost every country.
A man attacked me in an alley way in Brazil. I gave him the spanking of his life.
For those who know Brazil very well, you know that blue train at Cococavado. I pushed an armed robber in front of it

No armed robber will harm any one of us in Jesus name

GloriaNinja:
HE IS GIFTY'S TWIN BROTHER WHEN IT COMES TO LYING AND LIVING A FAKE LIFE.

iamJ:
[color=#59576F] cheapest shirt i have seen evans wear

I dont have problem with this selfish robin hood

As long as you're stealing from thieves


If police is chasing u, i will use my car to block them to allow u escape [/color]


#No Filter Attitude

vivypretty:
maybe u should learn the meaning of the word thwarting and when to apply it before mentioning me cos i don't see what am opposing or preventing

vivypretty:
until i listen to the song then i will comment let me just type this here

Bakrabas:
The list cannot be completed without Farouq Lawan Subsidy scandal

Dasuki

Patricia Etteh

Malabo scandal

Qsscruz:
I dont understand why people doubt the ages of these celebrities. Its not like their being older puts more money to your pocket.. Weather younger or older they have made it and that should be the goal of every man.. Probably, those that doubt their ages are far older with little or no acheivement and hence their disbelief.. American celebrities are even younger with more acheivements and nobody doubts them..

teresafaith:
Which country with their right frame of mind will accept the likes of olamide and co
Mtchewww

Florblu:
One of the men whose dance gives me orgasm

Vizboy1:
A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.

-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.

Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.

The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.

The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.

Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.

After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.

The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.

In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.

He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.

The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.

The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.

After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.

The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.

This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.

Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.

The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.

The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.

To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.

The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.

In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.

-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.

Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.

When he does, I will let you know... thank you for reading.

Do you want to come and beat me? Me too, I'm looking for the guy who sent me this! �
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Benita27:
The height difference tho, don't know why smallish girls have a thing for taller guys, and vice versa. That being said, I know what I did for my ex on our first anniversary.What do you take Nigerian girls for?. I know you've been dating your street girls that probably still depend on their parents for sanitary. Why would these set remember to celebrate Anniversary when they can't fend for themselves?. You'll change your circle when you've grown.