₦airaland Forum

Competence5050:
Mr britainia I no get your time... All I know is that you, Mr boro boro for looting president and the man of the pee poo will surely surfer...
You Sabi English language naim your face bend like bonga fish...

He then dropped the bombshell.

Where do I start from?

My advice; get the books Brighter Grammar, book 1 to 4. They will help you overcome these challenges.

Competence5050:
There plans to alter the Constitution for the tenure elongation of Mr boro boro for looting president will fail... Nyesom Ezenwo Wike-CON, is the man who will restore Nigeria's lost glory come 2023 Amen...

You should be more concerned with your grammar in "engrish" language.

Karemarealty288:
She can afford whatever she is wearing before now...haba na until she wear Aba or Oshodi made before she becomes good to you. She is a good woman if you don't like it bite the dust.

Oh, I thought she had been draining out taxpayers money all these while. What is the cost of the gown she wore yesterday?

gidgiddy:
Theres something funny about this story. Armed hoodlums attacked a Police Station, the Police repelled them and started hot pursuit.

The escaping armed hoodlums then decided to run into two different hotels when they could have ran into the bush that is most likely to protect them?

Why would an armed fleeing hoodlum leave all the bushes on the road to run into a Hotel he knows could be easily surrounded? And how did the Police manage to arrest 17 armed hoodlums without exchange of fire in the Hotel?

Something makes no sense here

Well said.

The zoo army, Buhari fulani jihadists and dss are behind all these mayhem. They want all porice loadbrocks and porice stations to be out of our biafla.

Abiama bress our plophet ohamadick lamidi kwanu.

Zoo army, Buhari Fulani jihadists and dss again?

Buhari really wants to give ipob bad name but abiama will not support him.

Ipobs are evangelists preaching the gospel and are completely unaware of what dss and zoo army are doing.

We igbos are in full support of our fleedom fighters.

Abiama bress ohamadick lamidi kwanu, iseeeeee.

Cubalabloo:
A very good woman, but she got married to the wrong man. A right woman in a wrong home. The result is...........,....

Oh, really?
When next are you posting the picture of her necklace, bra, handbag etc and their prices in UK?

Are her footwears no longer draining the purse of taxpayers?

The sky is open.

At least you have a far better chance than okoro.

But I thought oyigboudate and ijelespeak are not known by ipob.

The same characters that are not known are appearing in dreams and a thread has to be created with them as the subjects.

Who do ipob this kind strong thing?

Nkitara:
No bad news up South bro, whether repentant terrorist or not. You guys are the ones getting killed daily, you guys are starving. The lives up North don't matter to any southerner anymore like before. For me I love the depopulation going on.

Okay Nkita Nkitara.

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Penguin2:
One of the arguments made by some misguided section of Nigerians is that APC ‘can’t’ zone it’s presidential ticket to the Southeast because Igbos have no stake in the APC.

Now, the question is, “do Igbos truly have no stake in APC”?

To help us answer that question, let us go back to the very formation of the party.

At the time of formation of the party, an Igbo man, Ogbonnaya Onu, was the national chairman of ANPP with two sitting governors in Zamfara and Borno.

Rochas Okorocha, an Igbo man, led the part of APGA that joined the formation of the.

Chris Ngige, an Igbo man, was there from the formation of the party.

This is not talking about numerous other Igbos who are not as popular who joined the formation from even CPC, ANPP, ACN and APGA.

These men joined in the formation of APC when they did not know what the future held for the new party or how the sitting president then would treat them; they joined Tinubu and his part of Southwest in taking all the risk.

Those are foundational Igbo men of APC.

More recently, more Igbos like Orji Uzor Kalu, Umahi, Hope Uzodimma, Ken Nnamani, Alex Otti, Anambra Sitting Deputy Governor and numerous other Igbo sons and daughters, have all joined the APC and made contributions to its success and overall existence.

So what else is stake-holding in an enterprise if all these isn’t?

The argument is simple, whatever claim Tinubu and his Southwest bloc would claim to have to APC presidential ticket because of their contributions to the party, the Igbo politicians in APC equally has it.

If anything, the CPC bloc of APC got the presidency in 2015, ACN bloc got the Vice Presidency. 2023 is the reward time for ANPP, APGA and NPDP bloc.

Penguin is a bird of reason!

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

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Tree vs apc candidate:

In the east:

Tree - 34000000000000000
Apc candidate - 2

Why do I feel Wike is shading Charly boy with that "son of former cjn but smoking indian hemp" comment?

Anyway, Wike is one of the pdp governors I like. Very courageous, and ready to stand by his conviction even if he is alone against the world.

I also like the way he rid Rivers of these overgrown puppies called ipob pigs.

BERNIMOORE:
I am a Yoruba but thinking that this re shuffling this people into the army is doing us any good is sickening

Okay Mr Yoruba.

So nothing has happened to him up till now?

Very funny pipu.

Why hasn't he sued jubrin for "illegal" detention.

Ipobs are fools.

360degreess:
Bad news to ipob online miscreants

Ipob will tell you the surrendering is audio, meaning no Bokoharam surrendered.

This one will leave his okoro aspirants and keep sniffing Tinubu's fart up and down.

When udele1 or Oyigbo reports about the mayhem by ipob pigs, they start calling the mods to ban him.

Very pathetic logic.

Lattop1:
This is a Great News for Nigeria but...




BullHari is a Disaster

Great news for Nigeria but very bad news for Bokoharam and Meth cannibals.

Why is the fulani zoo army more interested in killing innocent Bokoharam and innocent ipob?

Jubrin will go to Hague for this genocide.

LordKezzy:
What a great lost

A very great lose to ipob.

The fulani jihadists soldiers keep killing innocent Bokoharam.

God bless ohamadick lamidi kwanu

DrGoodman:
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Stop talking nonessential rubbish

Na so e pain you reach?

I understand soccer prediction can make you a billionaire. How come prophet kwanu was not predicting soccer matches for his Meth cannibals so they all become billionaires and stop stealing pots of soup and onions?

How come abiama didn't tell him not to visit Kenya?

Is he not a prophet that has been predicting events like the arrest of Abba Kyari?

colorsofrainbow:
Say all these without crying.
Yeroba dumping yeroba for plate of amala

Lol, this one obviously doesn't understand English. I wonder where the "dumping" is coming from.

AntiBMC:
Coming from an almajiri who has probably only ever knacked cows, in his entire life. I wish I could say I feel ur pain too but lol, I don't

That explains why you reason like a c0w. Nothing you ever say, makes sense to me... which is why I don't quote you on the NL

PS* save ur ill-thought tribalistic rants for people like you, with a very low IQ. I'm done reading/replying trash.

Really?

Feeling funky?

Only if you can extend this ideology of "not quoting me" to other okoros.

Because as it stands today, just one okoro has created over 5000 monickers because of me on this forum, go and find out.

colorsofrainbow:
Yeroba ffk didn't even try to promote yeroba Tinubu. Wonder who was dumped for real

That is not what dumping means. Consult any of your neighbours who is literate, that is if there is any.

To start with, FFK and Tinubu were not in same party until recently. Meaning he has not been on same page with Tinubu not to talk of any cordial political relationship.

Ever wondered why he dumped the okoro party?

And you think FFK will start supporting a lightweight politician like Yahaya Bello?

Ever heard of "flying a kite"?

Go find out its meaning from any literate friend if you have one.

AntiBMC:
FFk’s words have lost whatever relevance, they once held. He should focus on allowing Chikwendu see her four children and leave these matters alone.

I feel your pain.

FFK did not even apply little diplomacy, he just dumped okoro and that is final.

So this man has truly dumped okoro?

PlayerMeji:
I am appalled by the level of ignorance displayed by many of you online warriors who stay in the comfort of your own home to spew nonsense.

Afonja this, Yoruba that... Someone came online to tell you his experience but simply because he didn't say anything to massage your ego, he didn't say the people who attacked him were Fulani herdsmen etc, then everything he said are lies.

Yes, that's sarcasm at its best.

If you don't read it between the lines, you will never understand.

It was easy for me to decode because I know OmenkaLives and some of his ideologies.

Sensational headline to paint ipob in a bad light.

Ipob is a very peaceful organisation known for supporting the govt. It is funny how fulani Buhari govt continue sending dss and fulanis to be killing our people so they can insist ipob is a terrorist organisation.

Our supleme reader, ohamadick lamidi kwanu has told us never to involve in any violence not to talk of killing. If Buhari Jubrin is doing this so that he will not give us our biafla, abiama will deal with him.

Abiama bless our supleme reader, ohamadick lamidi kwanu. By the glace of abiama, ohamadick will leave the zoo cage, with the help of Donald Tlump, putin and Netanyahu.

Are you aware Okafor Kyari, Obinna Dasuki and Chukudi Elzakzaki are igbos?

minasi4841:
Every time you're complaining IPOB killed pastors some time last year. The Imams Boko haram has killed over the years how many Northerners do u see complaining on nairaland?
Instead the Northerners love their own

Yes o.

Ipob need to out do Bokoharam.

After all, they are both terrorist groups.

Whatever Bokoharam do, ipob must do in excess.

We are counting scores.

Ipobs are Jews.

Ipob pigs will soon tell us this is the work of dss and fulanis.

Keep lying to yourselves.

If a human being can open a factory with human beings as the basic raw materials for producing babies for sale, trafficking in humans na small thing for dem na.

Na dem, baby factories CEOs.