mopinks:


I know say she still climb stool as she dy so

c as I rush go ur profile..buh y u sidown 4 chair na?u dey hide somefn

Hmmn..na ibo girl sef...igbo kwenu

Flavour dey browse dis girl internet..na em make d girl neva tall since all ds days

Wen his babe na dullard nko...he don enta one chance now untop love

No b everytin prayer fit save u from..if u destined to b slapd by mopol,even babalawo no go fit change ur destiny

Onl dah shirt fit sow up nd down 4 me...

I no suprise sha..dem dey chop human beings wella

Na dea pocket abeg..dollar no send dem

Dem go stil go chop beatin abeg..

Bein prayerful is gud..no jez overdo am..God save ds man say dem neva take off..dem 4 jez send am down with parachute.dahz if dem get sef

we supos organise send off party for dem ooo..na only dem waka come na stil only de waka go.

my keke sef needs tinted glass..mtchew..iranu

Some girls 4 nairaland are worse..@least she's has d heart 2 share her no make-up pics..if some nairaland girls try share dea own,even d evil spirit make dey folo u from vilage go shout blood of Jesus.

Some girls 4 nairaland are worse..@least she's has d heart 2 share her no make-up pics..

Na only to talk dis govt sabi..talk and do like Kcee

I hate maths like I hate girls with flat bombom formin posh

Na APC cause am..

Stop speakin grammar abeg....una neva catch d real thieves.

Thunder make go fire doze night guards still dey gym walahi

Man must chop na..by fire by thunda..no sha try ds tin near my container.

My brother..go on your knees and ask ur village ppl 4 forgivnes

Comparing Yemi Alade nd Ciara is like sayin Buhari's regime is better than Yaradua's

IGBOPRINCE:
This thanksgiving go hot o, see actors,
God blessed rivers people for chosen the right governor for their state.
Wike the courageous and the man of the people, congratution sir

nawa oo...which primary school u attend bros?CONGRATUTION sir!!!u jez murdered English Language.

Mykel4God:
When I was reading this write-up, I just feel like crying but tears no just come, infact I open my eyes for like 30minutes for tears to come but tears no just come :- :'

Check it out!

1. Welcome to my country where politicians who had ruled about three to four decades ago are still the leaders of tomorrow

2. Welcome to my country where electricity bill in a month is more than the President salary

3. Welcome to my country where investors from neighboring country thrive and succeed but citizens finds it difficult to complete a 3square meal daily

4. Welcome to my country where citizens are slaves to the leaders

5. Welcome to my country where terrorism act is now legal

6. Welcome to my country where parliaments and National assembly has been turned to boxing ring

7. Welcome to my country where corruption is the motto

8. Welcome to my country where citizens trade their human rights for foods and money

9. Welcome to my country where education has become more expensive and unemployment is now official

10. Welcome to my country where social amenities are now what people are not sure of

Abeg what is the name of that "my country"?

my brother..ask google oo

Chommieblaq:
I won't advise u to, dating comes with emotional stress that might interfere with ur studies, u might think u are strong buh believe it happens to even stronger people.




Just be friends with him for now

abeg na..na una dey make girls dey friendzone their Mr Right.

FruityLass:
Sweet Jesus
Dash me that plenty

wetn u wan use am do?

amolak:
Seun called 911, said police please come! come!!

police: How may i help you?

Seun: Two girls are fighting over me the ugly one is leading

u need Jesus.ur dryness is overwhelming.

chocolateme:
hey!! How dare you refer to me as a child?

anty abeg,who are you?

missKiffy:
Catholics why do you seek forgiveness from a priest instead of from God

go read ur bible very well..just strt from Genesis buh b4 u reach Revelation you'll find what you looking for I swear down.

[quote author=BeskyPowa post=37421770]Later some morons and hyper-tech lunatics on Nairaland will come out and say that we are in one Nigeria! MAY GOD STRIKE THE GOD FORSAKING BUFFOONS WHO WOULD SAY THAT THERE WILL BE NO BIAFRA IN THIS LIFE!



BIAFRA MUST COME!!!!!!!!!! OR WE ALL DIE.............[W/quote]who realeased you??

swanky500:
Smelling Armpits is another turn off..

mouth odour ma bad.

free2ryhme:


Yet u wonder why you still suffers and remained cursed

APC ppl and dea bad English.