starlingslimnet:
Abeg who see caro?

wait lemme ask ifa

laffytaffy1:
This is what happens when our youth are jobless and waste most of the time on the internet.

with all doze grey beards u still call that man a youth..your grandpapa sef still be youth.mtcheww.

freedom96:
STFU you flat headed mo.ron.You understand no sh!t.The only thing you understand is bigotry,stupidity and insanity.

I just read a story:Jack the dullard,I think they shud have titled it severus Snape the dullard.

*Spits on his flat head,matches his ugly face.....and zooms off to aso rock,to see BUHARI,my Almajiri brother*

Proudly almajir(the aso rock type )


And to you the remaining shameless and brainless bigots!jagoon and co...no body is gonna waste his time trying to explain,you all can GTH for all I care

if all doze ugly dogs sniff u around baba-go-slow cabal..I sorry 4 u

D driver os lucky..even if na my cousin jeep,I go kill am.

Abugab:
Rape ke?
This is a serious one oooo
With this the Egberi Papa 1 might shun US for the time being.
Just hope this is not another attempt to drag him down like most ladies do to celebrities.
But our celebrities need to be careful too
Let's see how this plays out

what is this one saying egbami

tchidi:
In Ebonyi state, women work on construction sites, carrying headpan of mixed concrete..
Sights like these are also very common.

God bless all hardworking women all over the country.

are u from ebonyi?you too go get muscle oo..

Emmatdayo:
Watin man eye no go see. FTC,shout out to my sister/brother INTROVAT

she be bisexual?

[quote author=segtak25 post=36184521]

source : http://streetgist.com/who-says-god-can-not-change-your-story-photo/



[/quotie]I can't help but notice..na only 4 Nigeria person dey go church go give testimony say he dey leave he own country..I don't think Americans do that.

HonourablePomk:
Congratulations Tiwa Savage . . But wait ooo how come the child is white as this?

na bleaching cream

DrSage:
Congratz to her. Thank God fr safe delivery. But who owns d baby,Don-Jazzy or her hubby?

what are yu saying?ewu ghana

I always tell guys..investigate your wife-to-be background b4 marriage.that's what u get if u end up marrying an ex-boxer

otimothy:
chai i tap into this blessing abeg God bless my hustle and purnish those vanity upon vanity monkeys cos jesus rode into nazareth he didnt trek.

chai!!!I wonder which kind church you dey go..wen jerusalem turn to Nazareth?dem suppose close down ur chrch

Her looks.that matters a lot.her front and her back.I no fit shout.

glimpse33:
candy is right tho!
Yoruba guys are 'TWO MINUTES MEN'

aw many don do research 4 inside you?

Mugabe,u will have me to contend with oo if u no leave obama alone..haba!!!u wan spoil my plans..I wan marry am gv ma great grand papa oo..clear road

Minding ones buisness is a virtue.

ToyozzieTohBad:
So Mikel cheated on me!

abeg,whu are you?

ToyozzieTohBad:
So Mikel cheated on me!

abeg,whu are you?

starlingslimnet:
Hm nose be like tortoise yansh..

buh the nose dey smell cool cash.

missclasssy:
Fine children.

God, when will you give women like me and ishilove our own husbands so we can give birth to fine children like this?

I can make it happen in the next 9 months na or have u not heard of babymama?na im dey reighn now

doublewisdom:
Imagine! “Under the sun for hours?” Nigerians are too docile because we have had our rights and dignity trampled upon some many times that a lot of things have come to be accepted as ‘normal’. Are soldiers not humans? Why didn’t that crowd challenge those animals?
Come try am for Warri weda barracks no go catch fire dat day.
Beta thunder fire dem!

na wen soldier slap you,u go knw say police na ur friend.

Litmus:
Is this meant to signify humbleness ? Hope not. First Buhari now this guy, its like a theme from up North or something. It is disturbing, all these echoes of humbleness Humbleness sucks. It baffles and worries me that so many African people have not an iota of idea about the Politics of Humbleness. Humbleness is a weapon to castrate the black man. Buhari's Fulani people are not humble, they boast of their Warrior prowess and hold farmers in contempt. Besides, if as so many believe (i remain neutral on this)that the so-called North would see Nigerian fall into bloodshed and anarchy if they do not retain power, why then that is as arrogant as arrogant is and all the subsequent bowing and scraping by Buhari would not amount to a hill of beans - whatever the Americans mean by that saying. The Fulani are not alone, our forefathers valued physical prowess in battle, laboring or in trades. Generosity and the lavishing of gifts by kings in primordial society was as much a statement about pride and arrogance as anything else. Its like neutering a dog. Just one snip of an innocuous looking vain and you instigate far more dramatic and far reaching changes throughout the organism than you might believe all for the cost of your desired change in character. Kill the so-called Nigerian arrogance you kill Nigeria's unique ability in Africa and subsequently her potential for progress. People think that the Chinese are humble but they're just passively aggressively arrogant.

guy,ur english too much.chaii!!

Normality:
Jenny love, come marry me pls

abeg park well..go make money first

Aprime:
See no evil, speak no evil.

He wants people to stop eating and consuming pomo in secret. As you can see the after effect on his lips.

your head dey dere buh ah dey suspect ur own lips

bastien:
Girls nko?
1. Can u do me a favour?
Re: no even think am I no get money to buy u card
2. My subscription will be exhausted in the next few hours
Re: So? I tell u say I dey work with any telecommunication company ni?
3. Can you change your dp
Re: Well know say I no fine, So leave am like that madam
4. Have not eaten since morning can you send me card?
Re: Your yansh there...na airtime be food abi
5. I'm not cheap ok?
Re: Stories, no cheap ke..... what are u worth?

dea yansh dere jhor

alberto2k:


And what is this one feeling like?

abeg help me ask ha oo..na 4 ha pocket sha