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shymexx: Got some cider + fish and chips for you!!

Let's celebrate!

Justyaxx: Growing up in the barracks.... Oh my, I was a typical barrack tarzan
There was this stream at the back of the officers quaters where the pikins of other ranks normally pass on their way to army childre school. We normally give a tip to the boys to help us arrange ambush knowing they can beat the hell out of us if we don buy them over and there we rape gals with our tiny pricks.

Thank God am an officer now and i never forget to order our regimental sergeant-major to keep a watch on children going to and fro the army children school in our base, just to atone for my previous sins

190: i once planted devil beans in the school bus while i was in primary 3

cos they seniors would never let me seat down so i planted it on all the seats from the middle of the bus all the way to the back seats where them seniors always seated!

did that during the break when they were off playing soccer and placed the beans carefully inside cellophene bag to school
the stampede eventually happened with the seniors and teachers bathing with sharp sand right on the middle of the school roads to the crowd of parents and students watching,

i suffered as well cos the bean spread through the air right all the way to the front where i was standing, mine was minor doe cos some students even used broken bottles to scratch


Then i once took a girl i was asking out while i was in ss3 and tried getting down with her, she refused so i simply ordered drinks worth about 7,000Naira and after we both had cosumed it, i took permission to go pee or something and escaped, the girl was almost beaten to death . . she cursed me via sms for good 1month without me responding

God forgive my sins cos i too bad and i still am

Linoversace: 1) I peeped whenever maid or visitor was having a shower
2) Took chics and placed them in a very far distance from the mother
3)Stayed in my window 'catapulting' outsiders!

jackbauersballs: This Akhi is Suffering for his faith...Suffering for the Ummah

Prophet Mohammed(PBUH) said "He who gets his teeth broken for Allah, will surely be rewarded golden teeth and a few virgins"

Allah will surely recieve him in Al-Jannah with Golden Teeth and a Platinum Grill

So much Islamophobia on this thread,but Allah knows best

Allahu Akbar...

Abali1: Do you mean that people living with sickle cell don't gain weight?
Actually, some of us are very slim. But I have also heard of others who are really big. Even on this thread, one of us said she is even having problems controlling her weight.
My advice is that you eat healthy foods (a lot of vegtables, proteins and fruits) and also rest well when you should.
Sometimes I attribute my slim built to my restless nature. I hardly stay in place, but when I force myself to rest and feed well I always do add a little flesh.

somalia11: please answer me questions. How old are you?

somalia11: just asking. how old are you?

somalia11: are you muslim?

somalia11: to see the guy get beheaded. where you from by the way?