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The urhobo ones have strong facial features, I would say they possess the typical Nigerian look

and they all go to church on sunday and lift up 'holy' hands and condemn gays

cupsofxo:
cry for it

she looks above ur league. How did you attract her?

iSpirit1:
Quite True!

Well, either Effeminacy or Gay, the Bible condemns both.

For Gay:

Romans 1:26-27, 32 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. . . . . . . Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them."

For Effeminacy:

1Corinthians 6:9-10 "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor EFFEMINATE, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God."

U r quoting the bible to me as if I care

Omudia:
Most effeminates are gay... All the tomboys I know are all gay too..

How many tomboys do you know personally?

Wilgrea7:
i understand... i can still remember something that happened when i was one year old.. it still surprises my mother till today

I can remember things at 1 too, its nothing major

DNA is a code, but it's not perfect

Apparently your life flashes before ur eyes

My navel is an outie no germs hiding

No one is more Exotic looking than a black woman

onila:

Lol..ur still awake

popefuse:
how

U can send me the money

Toxicoplasmosis

Thats not ur girl OP. She looks beyond ur league

alBHAGDADI:
Where are the muslim brothers?

You know some of ur Christian brothers reject Jesus as God aswell.

What do you say to that?

Effeminate doesn't mean gay

What does the original translation say?

mustymatic:
How many times have you been in "danger"?
When white men generalise you black men as inferior to them you will try to get offended

Yes, he may get offended but he will not try to take someones head off cos of that. What's race got to do with this anyway?

Amusaopeyemi

otipoju:
Well, choice of language is up to each parish to but most parishes that I have attended conduct services in Yoruba.

Nevertheless , the hymn book has an English translation beside Yoruba lyrics. Also sermons and Bible readings are normally translated into English.

Sutana is usually not free but you'll surely get help with the buying the material and sowing from an in-house tailor in the parish.

Yes. Celestial Church of Christ members are barefooted while in Sutana and on th church premises. I noticed however when I moved to USA, that, people normally wear socks because of the cold, but me I don't sha, the heating in the church is okay for me.

The main white garment churches are Celestial Church of Christ, Cherubim and Seraphim and Church of the Lord Aladura. Established by Samuel Oschoffa, (1947), Moses Orimolade (1925) and Josiah Ositelu(1925) respectively.

Any other one by any other name I cannot speak for and with tremendous respect to the other two, I prefer my Church


You can visit Elephant and Castle Parish in London, it's been there for 40 years.

Elephant and Castle? Ok! Here I come.

So.what are the dos and Don'ts for cele members? Any particular protocol, dressing, hairrstyle and lifestylye?

HateU2:
Lepasharon, hi

Yo

Africans are stewpid

otipoju:
Okay ooo.

To get people off your case. ..but be warned Cele is not just any Church. Be prepared to have divine encounters with God.

1. Sutana is the name given to the white tunic that Celestians put on in church.

2. Service begins at 10 am with a specific hymn titled Jeremoyama for entering the church.

3. when everyone present has entered the church, the seven white candles on the altar are lit and the worshipers kneel and bow down to God with their foreheads saying " Holy Holy Holy to the Lord of hosts " This act is performed three separate times at the jingle of a bell.

4A) Another Hymn is sung and the service conductor requests three members in succession to pray in line with three with three prayer points namely a) power and gifts of the Holy Spirit, b)victory and protection and c)blessings and the favour of God.

4B) Following the prayer session, a hymn is sung and everyone kneels and go into Silent Prayer for about five to ten minutes.

5. Another hymn again and then there is the first and second Bible reading from the Old and New testament respectively followed by the sermon which is usually preceded by about ten to fifteen minutes of freestyle praise and worship songs rendered by the choir.

The sermon is rendered by any designated male member of the congregation. This task is usually rotated among the elders in the parish although a member from another parish could preach if he has a spiritual directive to do so.

6. After the Sermon, offerings and tithes are collected while the choir plays music appropriate to the specific offering being collected at that moment.

7.The next is the Thanksgiving. At this point members who wish to offer freewill offerings or have a spiritual instruction to do so buy whatever they wish and present it to for use in the Church of God for the the elders to receive on behalf of the church with prayers.... As usual freestyle praise and worship music will be just be flowing while this is going on.


8. After the thanks offering segment the service begins to round up with a final hymn. After this any member who has a special prayer request indicates and the whole congregation prays for him/her. The little ones and teenagers and pregnant women in the church are usually prayed for at this time by the adults members

9. After this just in a similar way when entering the church at the beginning of the service, there is another procession for exiting the church always lead by the choir. When all members are outside the building, the service conductor prays and then everyone shouts seven halleluyahs to the four cardinal points. This action officially brings the service to a close.

It is noteworthy that it is usually during service that prophet and prophetess who receive messages and visions from God about an individuals relay such messages to them privately with someone writing it down for the Shepherd to sign off on.

If you do start to attend, I implore you, face what you came for. Worship God and mind your business. Do not start running after any prophet to solve problems and don't confide in anyone unnecessarily.

It's God that you have business with. If he needs to send you a message, He will during the service. I repeat do not start running after any prophet to solve problems for you. the prophet has his own challenges that he is dealing with. FACE GOD.

I look forward to your hearing about your experience.

Oshe Sir for ur detailed explanation, I now have a picture of what to expect from cele.

But are the services conducted in english? Is the Sutana free? Are they the ones that walk bare footed cos I was told that cele is a type of white garment church because there are many?

KanwuliaExtra:
Ameeeeeeeen!!!!
Kemi Omololu Olunloyo is MY GREATEEEEEEST role model

I worship that woman.
As for being a free thinker in Nigeria?
No point. Why argue with brain-washed fools?

I am not a 'Jesus Christ' o. My life is not a cheap commodity to be sacrificed for "religious PSYCHOS"!
I have retired from that kain business o.
I only associate with people with LIKE INTERESTS AND SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE.

Ur too much U kinda remind me of her still

Are you open about being agnostic at all? What is ur approach to tell ppl, also how is the attitude of Nigerians towards you when they discover ur neither Christian or Muslim?

He gave me sunshine on my birthday last year. Halleluyah the lord is good

onila:
my posh lady

kefee is urhobo

Oops my bad

Kefee?

BrutalJab:
I thought you will have little sense but my doubt has been cleared.

U mad bro?

KanwuliaExtra

JackBizzle:
If I start a humanist NGO, would you and liberadeus join as trustees?

In Africa? Yes sir

LiberaDeus:
No if na that market own, just forget am. You don die be that. After lynching you, Wetin you go see for nairaland na " male witch killed in market after trying to hypnotize and kidnap traders"

I cant

Gud for dem