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JackBizzle:



I prophecy that you will mary Oyibo!

Tb Joshua style

rusher14:
If you believe the Bible you can't truly condemn the Witnesses as they take their doctrines literally from the Holy Book.

By the way, I love to read Awake.

Acidosis:
as usual, you cannot take away madness from "these" freethinkers..

One thing they are good at is the tendency to play the victim card. See them brainstorming for survival strategy even while their perceived relevance anchors on a deep hatred towards God.

You want to stay immune from "insults", yet your beliefs anchor on a sheer hatred towards God? My brother, this na madness oo.

Nobody cares really, I meet a lot of freethinkers daily; 6 of 10 people you meet in Lagos today don't worship any God. Most don't even go to Church or Mosque; so what's the issue about?

There are lots of morally upright folks out there who do not belong to any denomination, so you folks should stop hiding and playing the victim card! The same freethinker that renamed holy ghost as holy goat is busy brainstorming for survival tips... lol, what a congregation of pathetic dunces. You want to be respected even while you resent others?

Meanwhile, for as long as you're quick to insult God, Christians, and religious beliefs, it is pointless searching for survival strategy... There's no peace for the wicked so get ready for INSULTS, particularly from ME. The headache is yet to start, trust me

As for the ma.d woman up here ^ ^, nobody take your comments seriously so stop the self inflicted convulsion. You are not better than the agbero freethinker who prefers to extort money from Danfo drivers on a Sunday morning. That you stay in your home with your tv on a Sunday morning doesn't make you any better; you're just fortunate enough to have western education like every other educated man or woman, religious or irreligious, who earn a few notes to stay off the streets.

JackBizzle:
Lepasharon, when will you marry a Nigerian atheist?

or are you #teamwhiteguys?

JackBizzle:
Lepasharon, when will you marry a Nigerian atheist?

or are you #teamwhiteguys?

onila:

KanwuliaExtra:
Thank yooooooooou.

I toooooo loooooooove that woman.
I would LOOOOOOOOOOVE to meet her someday.
Those are the TYPES of women I loooooooove to have in my life.
Working on it.

To answer your ?s

I am VERILY, HAPPILY AGNOSTIC.
Have been for over 20 years.

My approach to telling people is not to tell them at all.
How do you explain to a BLIND person what he/she can NEVER see?
Even when it comes up, I don't discuss it.

Nigerians are only smart when it comes to CRIMINALITY.
They usually find out when I simply ignore them when they preach.
Or I politely tell them I am not interested, then they VANISH from my presence.

In a nutshell, THEY AVOID ME. But will NEVER HESITATE to come back and BEG for MONEY, FOOD, CLOTHES or a GOOOOOD PHOCK!

BLOODY HYPOCRITES.

I absolutely prefer MUSLIMS to CHRISTIANS.
Anyway, anyhow, anytime AND ANYWHERE!
You always know WHERE YOU STAND OR SIT with them.

Christians? The WORST of them all. EXTREMELY EVIL AND DECEPTIVE LIKE THEIR GOD!
In HIS own image and LIKENESS of DARKNESS.
You can see the way they behave on and off NL.

If I were to chose how to die, I'd rather be BLOWN to oblivion by a fake Muslim, not a TRUE CHRISTIAN.

FAKE pass FAKE abi?

Amen!!!!!

lifeispeace:
Good evening nairalanders...
I am an atheist as many contradictions in the bible coupled with real life experiences and other people's ideology have made me seriously doubt the existence of God..
But as of late,I feel everything I do is being made a failure..
I graduated since 2014 with a 2'1 but can't get a job, living itself is a problem as bills are piled up and everything I do seems a failure..

My mum once told me that because I refuse to believe in God I will not get what I look for,although I outrightly dismissed this motion...
But of recent,everything I do is bouncing back...

Atheist in the house, what's your take on this..
And please no xtian should come preach about punishment here ....please
Hardmirror, ifenes,seun and other atheist...

MrPresident1:
This is the reason all dis small small boys atheists are always riding you folks. He called you an idiot, and you say God bless you, lol, have you not heard that the kingdom of God suffereth violence, and the violent takes it by force? Smh.

Fling it right back into his face

Tell am say him papa de crase

hopefulLandlord:
Yahweh is the way to heaven? OP is deceived

Pastafarian faith is the true way to heaven

FSM is the one true God

man made Yahweh, Flying Spaghetti Monster is not made by anyone cuz he's the one true God

and there are proof FSM is real and touching our every lives with his holy noodliness

1. The planets are shaped like Meatballs, Only FSM can create the planets with such a shape

https://img.ifcdn.com/images/27092f9740ce33af4841a8604addc66a3434a0f06921b6e5f04c64dc9b3fed23_1.jpg

2. He boiled for our sins, what sacrifice could be greater?

https://img.ifcdn.com/images/103dbfddfa1283ed883c89db41e7aa9bd1d0564afd9c7251ea8e729a471d7175_1.jpg

3. he manifested himself to a group of divers underwater http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2015/08/13/diving-team-discovers-flying-spaghetti-monster-underwater/

a definitive answer as to the existence of the spaghetti monster. That's more than any of the other religions have as evidence.

He's gone to great depths to convince us.

4. pastors are leaving Christianity for Pastafarianism, example http://www.patheos.com/blogs/chorusinthechaos/mans-faith-completely-undone-due-to-flying-spaghetti-monster-argument/

5 FSM also showed himself to people over 3000 years ago

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4326788_l4f7lhdtobvxsn4un9oexdogj1lmmnzf1t5cxdchbu_jpegdfb51901474c34ae6d4a68a956d05abe

his noodliness touch our everyday lives

The claim that the above is a 3200 year old typo is preposterous. According to an expert, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is actually the "Son of Ra" the god of the sun and way older than these upstart "sons of god"/prophets from just a couple thousand years ago or less. Two meatballs, spaghetti, bowl...obvious.

6. FSM was sighted off the Angolan coast

Reputable science magazine New Scientist reports that the FSM has been spotted off the Angolan coast

https://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/nsfsm.png

7. FSM was sighted on Mars

https://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/marscrabmonster.jpg

NASA released this photo of a “mystery object” on Mars spotted a few days ago. No official word on what it may be, but clearly resembles the FSM.

8 FSM spotted this Japanese manhole cover.

https://venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/12ccd034d689_130F6/manholecover_thumb.jpg

9 FSM was spotted at the Olympics helping an athlete win

https://venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/266b1b07c213_1601/goodseat_thumb.png

FSM was also spotted at a Pizzeria in Paris

https://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fsm_in_paris.jpg

FSM also revealed himself in an art

https://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/image.png

spotted the FSM at the Crocker Museum in Sacramento. Though He is short one meatball in this apparition we still recognized Him by His Noodly Appendages. Ramen!


sighting of the FSM’s Noodly Appendages in the surf in California.

https://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/weeds.jpg

Party Girl Jewelry Sighting

https://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/jewelry.jpg

Basking in the florescent glow of the grocery store pasta aisle, the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s Noodley appendages shimmered like diamonds.





as we can see, he's revealing himself to people on daily basis and it would be your loss if you don't accept him into your life, stop fighting your creator and fight for your salvation

Isaacmacdon:
I expected your kind. I'm not surprised though. You want proof, kindly strick your heart with a sharp object, then you'd confirm my assertion.

chieveboy:
There is this one I will call the Glotal-hiccup stammer. You want to say something and it the word stops on your glottis...not in and not out, and you are not stammering.

felixomor:
God bless you

chiefolododo:
If it is hand , it can grow back oo, if you Dont believe this , cut off your hand and come to me for mirqcle

felixomor:
Even if u witness God healing an amputee, your fornication and sinful lifestyle will still carry you back to atheism.
Nothing new

Adeevah:
ALLAHLUYAH!



Ameen someboobby



Guy! Just tell us your dad slept for 3hours due to the long journey

SirWere:
Going through the comments; I'm glad. Nairaland people are really waking up. Seun must be smiling right now.

chiefolododo:
GOD CAN DO ALL THINGS

luvmijeje:
Your cup of tea. Believing in God is not a must. But don't force your opinions on other.

bizybrain1:
Becareful when u accuse a Pastor,, let God judhe

tunjilomo:
Please anyone who has answer to my question should answer me politely.

Who created the other parts of the universe and why is the heaven and earth so much emphasized in the religious books.

gsogbu:
You can control that one na, unless say na the type wey dey run like water