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dre11: sleeping ehe!........... not again
thats what you said you did tro the week na
why not go out dear

Ok! If no body to keep you in company tell me oooo
i will just come to Abj because of you

*hope i didn't tresspass*
as you look forward to a fullfill new year, i pray it come to pass and your dreams becomes a reality.

*Joor loki awon ore na........ abi o ki jade ni*

xynerise: Thanks, I will

dre11: human wetin
you write and you shine teeth
dat na b4 but now nmbanu!
Wats on? Anytin to welcome the new-year

dre11: you come make fear catch me when you said Bornu

you said it looks lovely and kinder look and sound sexy to you








anyway
i try to adjust dear
how yah side?

dre11: lertee are u realy staying in Bornu state and if you are
then i misunderstood you

ochon: Awww.. Sorry dear. So you live in borno state? . How do you cope with incessant insecurities and insurgents?

dre11: no tell me say those Boko haram boys catches your fancies

dre11: ok
agreed
which state, just the state

waxdude: lertee...hwna...,

ochon: Well, I've known better now . How was your day dear?

dre11: i have this feeling that you stay in Kwara state, i might be wrong, but i never had this feeling that you stay in lag.
How body?

ochon: That's good to know . You should be deeply entrenched in your culture, it's a good feeling.

For real?. My bad, I've been stupidly wired to think most Yoruba speaking NLers are based in lag

ochon: Hmmm.. Since you had that chance to sleep and stretch your body, I'm guessing you're done with the "ceremony", no?.
I'm not even prepared, I guess it's cos I'm not too boisterious about it unlike before the strike when I was looking forward to it. Anyway, by 10th jan, those feelings will come back

Are you back to gidi?

ochon: Trust me, you don't want me to regale you with the boring day of mine. Let's just say my day's just there... What of yours?

ochon: LOL.. How are you doing pretty?

ochon: LMAO ... Goodu one... The way you harping on and on about "biting" to reinc and recently about my "oguefi" and "hard-ons", I won't be surprised if I get to see your siggy emblazoned with "addicted to OGUEFI"



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xynerise: Pls, don't tell them you sent me a PM

xynerise: Thats what unnecessary pride can cause. It make humans foolish.

irpheezy: Hello ladies, so I got this hilarious PM and I couldn't help ROFLMAO

...Pls read and share yours

> Hiya, compliment of the season. There was this fascinating comment u made on nairaland that rili caught my attention and I had to check your profile which I dnt usually do. I noticed on your profile that you stay in abuja and that make both of us. To cut the long sermon,I would love to be your friend if you don't mind. You can drop your pin or number as I will surely call u. Tanx and best regards.
>
> Note: don't go checking my past comments or post on nairaland but I know u will cos I wil also do the same if I were u, but don't be deceived, comments on faceless forum has nothing to do with the people in real life.
> Lest I forget, u r real cutie judging from ur profile pic
>

dre11: there is fire on the mountain
run run run
abeg na you fit do am & nothing go happen


how do you do?

waxdude: Hahahaha....bt I'm humble na...ah ah

StateOfMind: Yimu...waxdude acting all humble..

ochon: Who liked this post?

waxdude: Don't think so, she has a daughter...