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dommfa:Is this her son? Cute boy ![]() |
Preceedo: I am already taken so don't flirt.Nice come back ,take hi five ![]() |
dre11: ![]() ![]() |
The poster is a small boy,he is also a poor boy ![]() ![]() |
Kenneth4u205: I was so happy on the day of my ordination.i was so filled with the holyghost.i was even ready to die for christ.am above sexua-l sin!!! i screamed.men are so foolish and weak i pondered.how can a mere sight of nude-girl arouse-a man?.its not possible i reasoned.there is nothing in a female body to excite an ordain evangelist like.is it that ordinary hole inbetween her legs or is it that mere bulge of muscle on her chest?.hahahaha am above temptation!!!.my first outing was wondercious,i was praying for people and they were all falling down.falling down under the anointing.then this particular girl fell down when i touched her.she was screaming and rolling on the floor while i was commanding the unclean spirit to come out of her.then somethings happend that changed the course of history.her skirt pulled up while she was rolling on the floor.i found my self stiring at a beautiful fair whlte lap.she was not even putting on panties.i then realized that my rod was getting bigger.then her shirt went off and i found my self stiring at an erect nipple- .that was my turning point.that was when i cleverly sneak out of the deliverance ground because my rod was getting bigger at an alarming rate.the next day someone knocked at my door.and it was she standing there when i opened the door.i dont really knew how one thing led to another.all i remember was that i found my self on top of her.i was pumping and she was moaning.then she smiled and said "evangelist kenneth,you are just like every other men afterall"
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Call him and apologize,it doesn't make you less of a woman. You should be grateful you have a guy who always wants to hear from you,it shows he loves you. ![]() |
ochon: LOL.. When you are back from "there", we'll talk about it.Lol,you get bad mouth,shey na sin to fall in love,bossy or not,just leave SOM.. ![]() |
waxdude: Uwc...can see ur happy now...You are welcome.. Omo inu gate is like a slang,it means a child born with silverspoon,it is also known as omo butty or ajebutter..freshkids |
Captain Philip: mind you I dnt stay in Nigeria. . and there is no situation madam.Where did you place your sense of humor ,you fail to see the joke in that ![]() If you are too serious you don't have to start a thread cos you should expect different comments. |
She may be putting you through some relationship tests,ladies do it a lot to know how much their guy is willing to have them. Try and see her to inquire from her,hear her story and plead with her if you love her enough,if she still insists on ending the relationship then you let her be. |
Since it happened in Ibadan,it is most likely the work of 'awon iya ajibola edun' (terrestrial mothers),they now come like drones instead of birds.. ![]() |
Eeya,it is well with your head,i understand that feeling. The situation in Nigeria is enough to make one have such dream,i know you want a good life too. I hope say you don wake up before you piss for bed ![]() |
They are indeed funny,oh my country! ![]() |
Since it happened in Ibadan,it is most likely the work of 'awon iya ajibola edun' (terrestrial mothers),they now come like drones instead of birds.. ![]() |
ochon: LMAO@yokozuna. Buwahahaha. I swear, you're cray!!. That cracked me up ![]() |
O my gois,so all these pages in just three hours ![]() ![]() @spade is cute and looks fresh,you really complement my friend SOM. ![]() @waxdude,wow your voice is lovely like 'omo inu gate' ![]() @ochon,those gifs are something else,how do you do them i need a tutorial asap. ![]() @reinC,jeeez your diss gwad,just when i thought spade is free of any yabis. ![]() |
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ochon: Nah, Mo le so yoruba daadaaFor your mind.. ![]() Lol,to eat sef na stress,when you have to lead caterers to ensure the guests are refreshed,you hardly remember you have not eaten. Moreover food doesn't make one fat,if it does,i would be anorexic by now and my lil bro will be competing with Yoko Zuna ![]() |
ochon: Elenu bi adieTalon ko e ni yooba SOM sheyYou are welcome,VN,i can't for now. Firstly i'm so tired and secondly this place is noisy. ![]() |
ochon: Lerteeslim, how are you doingEnu bi ti eye ![]() I'm doing fine o,thanks. Just went through your *****, i had to sigh severally,those are real words and quite educating. ![]() |
dre11: Ninny and Lerteefat how una side?I'm good. How ur side too? |
ochon: As the King of this clan, and the presiding judge on this matter, I use the godly power invested in me to declare you and your EAR-browed peasant, innocent till proven guiltyOba awin idun (king of bedbugs) ![]() |
Reincarnated: I have something better. I have a whole essay on something betterSpill it and stop beating about the bush. ![]() |
Is Princess a feminist? The fact that her marriage broke up doesn't mean she's a feminist. Stop associating divorce to feminism and vice versa. ![]() |
ReinC,is that all you could come up with? I mean is that the only evidence you got? You are not convincing baby,come up with something better to back up your observation ![]() |
Congrarulations to Toxxxxx(tochi), i pray for God's BLessing in her marriage. May God Bless her and her hubby with the joy and fruit of marriage soonest. |
[quote author=DE_GONGS]Lertee![/quote]How u dey? Merry christmas and i wish you a prosperous new year. Thanks for the package. ![]() |
Tabh: Hey babe..Hi tabh,merry christmas. ![]() |
dre11: Hope it looks good okon goes to school.Thanks for the shout. |
superflakie: Okay the VN is below as promised.Thanks for the shoutout. Lol,Ochon will sleep well tonight jeeeezzzz ReinC the bushbaby..hahahhahah |
waxdude: lertee hw u enjoyin christmas?....nd where is njokusboy abeg?The christmas is here,thankGod for good life. How is it at your end. Njokusboys is fine,he must be lounging in one garden by now. |
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you mean fall in love 


