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larride: Good morning derailers.

Morning morning.

xynerise: Who will send me airtime?






The rich also cry

The rich also cry,not like begging for recharge card. How e dey do u today?
Goodmorning

Happy birthday Bellong,I wish you longer, better,happier,wealthier and healthier life with your family.
Happy wedding anniversary too. God will continue to strengthen and bless your marriage.

bellong: From cake to Tur-n-key, to Si-kken, veggie and carb.

Will somebody talk about Ekuru and Eko please, the food of the gods.......

Old school gods.

Hi room.
I hope we all had a good day.
Weekend has suddenly turned to a scam.
Monday is here again.

larride: Just returned from church, how una dey



Lertee, what's up nau? I've heard from you. I guess you haven't had time yet

How was service today. Sorry I had today in mind but I went out infact I just got back home.
When I am free tomorrow at work. I will let you know.

Diezani Alison-Madueke was born on 6th December, 1960, in Port-Harcourt, Rivers State, to the family of His Royal Majesty, late Frederick Abiye and Chief Mrs Beatrice Agama from Yenaka, Yenagoa Local Government Area, of Bayelsa State.



How is she igbo?

I thought this should be in the dating and meet up section.

xynerise: Seriously. The weekend is like the speed of waking up from nightmares

I be no wan laugh really as vex dey catch me
Funny but true.

What goes around comes around,if you believe you were once good and a bad girl rob you of that goodness then you decide to turn bad,only time will tell how your act will still haunt you.
A girl messed with you and you in turn mess with other good girls all in the name of revenge,you will definitely marry from the type you messed with. (one or two other men would have messed with her like silly as well)

Weekend is just a scam..

onegig: @idowuogbo.
Asalatu haff been cancelled. Our imam travel.

There must be assistant imam na,u just want geh lazy look at you.

Baba Oyo: What a great place to unwind on a Sunday morning.
Have this thought in y mind.
Is it possible to fall in love with someone you never met?
For example Cdamsel fall in love with Roy, maybe because of his style of talking online. What if he is not so vocal on real life?
Have anyone of you fallen in love with an online personality before?

Before una answer, let me tell you about my experience in the 80's. When we used to have pen-pals across the world.
We write letters to different people across he world. I met quite a lot of good international friends then.
A particular woman from Norway was very regular with hwe response to my letters.. I started feeling drawn to her. But suddenly she stopped writing. I was always expecting her mail but it just stopped coming.
I felt heart broken by someone I never met bbefore. This got me thinking why should I be feeling like this about someone I never met?


Hmmm....anonymous loving exist in y opinion.

Yepa,pen pals in the 80s, I only read about penpal in english textbook and that's how I got the idea of what it is about.
Yes,it is very possible to fall in love with an online personality. Mostly when you have seen the picture,you begin to link the picture with the person's comments.
Although,there are many lies and deceits on an online personlity. Some people are totally different from their real life personality while some are just thesame. It depends on your luck.

Baba Oyo: All of you no go kill me with laughter.
You want to give oracle lap dance?
I swear this oracle go start to see wrong things.

Ifa ki i seke....ifa ki i s'ote.....iyen fun ifa ti ko i ti ri lap dance.
LOL

When the gods are now eating fried rice and chicken,they top it with juice and exotic wines,who wants to continue suffering. Gone are the days of ekotutu and ekuru.

cdamsel: well that y we re here,bt them no dey bring the sour part here,just the sweet paart for what na?the guy wants 2 milk me dry y I go give am lap dance?i ll just break his thing

You know it is not easy to talk about the sour part of your relationship esp as a married person. It is easier for a single person to do so. Marriage I heard is for better for worse so some sourness are better left unsaid.

bellong: The punishment for tempting the gods is unbearable. You are first time offender, I will appease the gods on your behalf.

The gods are beyond temptation.

Please do appease them with two sexymommas,the type with the shape like water creatures,the lives of the gods will never remain thesame I tell Ya.

bellong: The gods no longer mingle with mere mortals. Zeus' mistake already taught them a good lesson........

Just take that advice and watch how the gods will smile for the rest of the day.
Lap dance helps relieve some tensed nerves,you just find yourself and the gods smiling and blushing all through

bellong: Your punishment keeps piling, for threatening YPP, you are no longer a first offender. Now, add the jaw of a crocodile and leopard to the list.

The gods are really angry...

You can have the lap dance instead,even the gods will smile

cdamsel: na so ooooo,we singles have to stick 2gether plus stay strong for one another & have each others back,right?

Yeah we can have one another's back but the most important thing is that we should learn from the married ones. The sweetness and challenges in marriage. Home management and relationship with inlaws and friends.

cdamsel: beta not fall for that ooo

If I hear say I fall.
It seems we are the two major singles here,hmmm anyways everyone has a time.

yellowpawpaw: No, I've divorced him since!
Looking for husband number 2!

I know you are joking. Which kain divorce.

yellowpawpaw: Hello house!
Moni moni everybari!

Where r those cake gurus, where my share naw? Na so una left me behind?

Lertee, pls don't mind those ladies.
I've decided to ignore them a long time ago.
Not to worry, one day, we will tell them about our honeymoon.



Damsel, how u dey kwanu?
Bori dey for cloth abi?
Where r my fellow bachelors?

Headache mostly yesterday.
Ball landed on my head.
Will not do that thing again lai lai!

Chilli,I like this ur tory die!
Am I late?

Hi,I thought you are married too.

cdamsel: i hope so oooo, cos for a min I tot I lost him to the other team

Make I chill dey observe the teams.

Chillisauce: abeg o, Oga Sabi my username o, most times I type in pidgin, like dat Im no go understand.

Him describe himself like all those model wey we de see for tv. Tall, long nose etc.

As I see am real life, omoh fear catch me, the nose long no be small. The mouth na die. Anyway, I take off oh!

Lmsao,you don't mean it.

cdamsel: me ke?thats a joke right?

Me way they go convention & crusade 4 husband? Or beg my fellow housemates to hook me up?even my advances to RR was so intense that he taught I was a psyco,now he avoids me like plague & doesn't talk to me anymore,but b4 he thought I was hilarious? if na play stop am ooooo

Are you kidding me? Which convention and crusade lol..abego. Truth is to every woman,there's a man.
U made advances and he didn't notice? Well maybe he has someone else in real life.
He may not dig internet stuff u know.

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Choi!

Na which kind early morning accusation be this na?



Now why would you say or feel that way?

Just because there are married folks here doesn't mean you can't relate or talk to us - I promise you we don't bite

We're just one big happy family here. [/quote]You are right babe,everyone seem to be happy really but sometimes when I peep in,I do not know what to discuss or what not to discuss. So attimes I just read through and pass.

larride: Good morning derailers.


Happy Sunday to ya'll.

Goodmorning, do have a good sunday too.

[quote author=le_flanc]Does anyone know where I can find cry babies?[/quote]What is cry baby.