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sarbest001: Which kind life??

a guy if maximum tolerance but with zero sympathy....

[quote author=gcfr.com]well you asked for it.
PS: pls bring your wife, let's do the needful, I've enuf CDs.[/quote]not that I want her to o, there's a reason using cd is called protection...

[quote author=SU-37fighter.]you will convince your spouse to use cd in her extra-marital affairs?
Nice.!!
You must be one of those so-called REAL men.[/quote]ya I will,

Odunharry: so it ok 4 ur wife 2 cheat?

if only she could do it protected, it is ok, very. Ok...

Kudos2rich: Today, November 15th 2013 is my birthday but my heart is filled with so much sorrow, bitterness, sadness n depression. Why are my not being loved by the ones I cared about? Why are my so bored n lonely in this life? Why are my living an unfullfilled life @ 32? Why am I not being appreciated, encouraged and empowered to be whom I had always wanted to be in life? Why don't my spouse believe in me? I have completed my nysc program but restricted by my spouse to work or do business. He's just a banker n I depend on him for everything but its not as if he gives me money to take care of myself. He gives me N20,000 monthly for feeding (3 children, a maid, myself n him) and house-keep, which is barely enough to last for 2 weeks. I have since lost faith in God due to frustration and most times I feel like runing away from home or even end it all but for the sake of my children. My life is so empty. What can I do to better myself. Please I need your advice.

first of all, happy birthday.... Cool down, help is coming and you did the right thing coming here, I'm a witness cause I used to feel that way before and even worse but now??

nafiachi: You are finally revealing yourselves and your true motives, let's see how many Igbos u are willing to sacrifice for this foolish course, who knows YOU may not be LUCKY enough to see your EVIL dreams, better change ur ways and advice your brothers sponsoring insurgents to desist from it, before it is too late.

my friend, it will never hurt you to read and understand, I'm from anambra. Well lemme explain my post to you. Muslims don't want Christians, ask boko boys, you heard the muslim girl blame Christians for what boko boys probably did, now I don't care if the violence stop or not provided some set of Nigerians no longer bears that nationality anymore, jihad can continue as much as they want, Gerrit"??" I wonder how this video is supposed to bring peace when they were still blaming each other.
If this girls are serious, let them go straight to boko haram camp and preach peace there..

boko Haram won't watch this video even if they do, it'll never move them.
This is nonsense, as far as Nigeria is concerned, peace will never reign..... I'm not tryna be pessimistic or sadistic, just saying the hard truth.
long live jihad, or
long live Christians, and
long live the violence, then
short live Nigeria, finally
long live Biafra

[quote author=SU-37fighter.]With the way things are going nowadays,when i have children i will secretly run DNA tests on all of them.[/quote]that won't be necessary if you could convince your spouse to use a cd, you could save yourself alot more of things, don't you think so??

[quote author=Flygerian.]Even before the break up.[/quote]my type..... About two months before the break up.....

My first child birth experience??
it was on 2nd September, 199. The baby was so stubborn and refused to come out simply because I was not satisfied with my 9months natural swimming practice. It was fun living inside a natural water duplex were I only eat, sleep, play and loo in one place and still come out refreshed and neat. Well, I later came out jejely on my own accord after much persuasion and I never regretted it as I came out a handsome, intelligent boy and became my parents pride.
so op, the birth of a child is a thing of great joy and magnificent beauty, something that elevates your status from a woman to a mother and not something you should be scared of.... I need to rub some powder-9ja style
I wish I could go back unfortunately that road is a closed, it is a one way journey, they lied to me, I still love you mummy...

I hate it when someone tells me what to do and still tell me how to do it, do I look like a servant boy... I have seen this before and it's cool and true.

Jman06: There's a difference between a freethinker and an atheist.A freethinker is one who forms a religious opinion contrary to what majority were made to believe.His opinion could be that God probably exists but not as powerful as people were made to believe,some freethinkers think that God once existed but is now extinct, Some think that there's no other God apart from the nearest human to you,there are still those who think that any human who does good to others is God while one who does bad to others is satan.An atheist on the other hand believes entirely that there's no God.A freethinker may be open minded and just need some conviction to believe that there's God while an atheist seem to be almost certain that there's no God.

I'm scared this post makes me feel like I'm a free thinker..

I believe God is real but something is not right somewhere like the system of belief and worship He wants us to adopt has been compromised by Satanism, therefore worship him in your own way, if acceptable, fine

does that make me a free thinker??

The remaining ones
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.You do not need to control your bladder when in an emergency situation. All you have around is all you need. The world is your urinal and you have the power to paint it yellow. No, we’re not promoting urinating in public, just saying.

17. Your first grey hair and the first wrinkle are symbols of wisdom and character. Ageing is not what we fret over, rather it is what we take pride in.

18. You can sit with your legs apart whenever and wherever you want without anybody questioning your social etiquette.

19. Your world doesn’t come crashing down if your friends do not notice your haircut. In fact, you don’t remember getting a haircut yourself until someone comments on it.

20. When people disapprove of your work, you don’t cry your eyes out assuming everybody hates you because you don’t really care about what people have to say about you. You know you’re a man, and you’re awesome!

21. You’re very comfortable with silence, especially when it means not uttering a word when you’re watching your favourite game with your buddies. Two hours can pass easily without a conversation without any of you thinking ‘Is he mad at me?’

22. Things just work out on their own with best friends. It’s not a big deal to tell a friend you’d call and completely forget about it because more often than not, he would’ve forgotten it too. If it’s a matter of life and death (where death equals only death and not getting a pimple), he’d call you up himself.

23. You can grow a moustache, which is not the point here because a few girls can too. But you can always be assured that no matter how bad the moustache looks on you, it would definitely be better than what it would look like on a woman.

24. You feel blessed you get to go to the bachelor party instead of the bridal shower. Who wants to chit-chat with people you secretly hate till the jaws fall off, when you can get a free lap dance from the hottest stripper in the town and wake up next morning with no memory of the previous night whatsoever?

25. We don’t mind being sex objects. We love being sex objects. In fact, we want to be sex objects. Sex, oh! We love sex.

Please o, if this men... Pagan9ja, yuzedo, Mr aboki. Post or did post their pix, lemme know, I wanna see how they look, especially pagan9ja. Thank you.

linpok: Lol..d obvious I guess

girls eh,they too like lies....

This thread reached 10pages the very hour it was opened, I'll look into it meanwhile, I remember playing this game with my someone, she asked if I have ever cheated on her, what was she expecting to hear

Reincarnated: Ochon, you dey mad? Change your phucking signature. Wtf >

replace me, I'm off https://www.yoursmiles.org/tsmile/fear/t3613.gif

[quote author=§£xY•—•W¡†cH™]y u talk so[/quote]the way yesterday is not far from today is the same way you ain't far from 19.

[quote author=§£xY•—•W¡†cH™]when i was 19[/quote]that must be yesterday...

[quote author=§£xY•—•W¡†cH™][/quote]you opened this thread by 1 a.m, left me wondering if this is just a moniker.

ochongonoko: Lol. I've been saying truth all these while and it was getting boring so I had to have a re-think, that's why

you didn't have a rethink, she played your head and if you don't deactivate your account now. I'll write a petition to seun...

mazizi tonene: Savanna


**Nvm if u don't get d point**

I don't make use of it that way, so I got to keep it clean and neat errytime.

ochongonoko: Ok, dare >

actually real men are the ones who maintain their stand, see how this lady take play your head...

[quote author=§£xY•—•W¡†cH™]no tnx...... i already know how a tortise's head looks like[/quote]beautiful, right??

[quote author=§£xY•—•W¡†cH™]when last did u shave ur pubic hair?[/quote]it will get better.... Last month do you wanna confirm??

[quote author=§£xY•—•W¡†cH™]choose sum1 to truth u ......lol@truth u[/quote]no much person online, I then choose you.

[quote author=Nadia_SA1][/quote]that is way too

[quote author=§£xY•—•W¡†cH™]where is les na?[/quote]let's do truth for some minutes. I choose truth.

Mondisweets: Les you can dare me

dare! Dare!! dare!!! Do you really think so??

[quote author=§£xY•—•W¡†cH™]ok!!!!!!! let's start all over..........
first to play is:
1. me
2. nadia
3. andy
4.les
5. Gonocko
6.mondi
7.mazizi[/quote]I just de observe o. Well sha..

Les: I wanna see how sexy the witch is or did I miss it already??

never mind, I have seen it...