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bittyend: Nigerians and their stone age mentality - and they took that bs to Paris.. Why not get married in your hometown?? Nigerians in diaspora travel to Nigeria to get married - but low-self esteem haviing pricks at home, always do the opposite..

You and the person that liked ya comment are "DUNDEES"....I wonder what concerns "low self esteem" with them getting married in france! just so you know, people with low self esteem are never successful! And as we can see Stephanie and her hubby are successful!

The youngest band in the on going musical talent show "crystal" has won the 2012 star Quest edition! Congratulations to them!

The youngest band in the on going musical talent show "crystal" has won the 2012 star Quest edition! Congratulations to them!

A wife can be defined as a woman who can cuuk and cliean and give her man punny as at when due!

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]You are exactly right. I had low hope in getting honest answers to my question.......It saddens me to be right.[/quote]SINGLEPARENT,sweeery were have u bin?

I knew it.....I just knew the girl won't be pretty!.....and I can bet with my range rover sport car that this girl will be "FLAT" chested and backsided!....its not possible to see all those pretty chicks make this kind of result on their own!

solbil: you too don join that guy to be olodo. Who says hymen is a prove of what!
Hymen reconstructs itself and can also be reconstructed surgically. So you can see that hymen is completely irrelevant.
But you dont know this no wonder you said what you said.
The guy wey support you no even deserve my comment

can somebordy pliss tell me this n*gga is not for "real"? Someone posted a commeant to you 6months ago and you are just replying Oh dear....

solbil: you too don join that guy to be olodo. Who says hymen is a prove of what!
Hymen reconstructs itself and can also be reconstructed surgically. So you can see that hymen is completely irrelevant.
But you dont know this no wonder you said what you said.
The guy wey support you no even deserve my comment

can somebordy pliss tell me this n*gga is not for "real"? Someone posted a commeant to you 6months ago and you are just replying

@I wud congratulate the n*gga, "enter-set"(I.e take turn) and then kick the biatch out of my MANSION!

slimyem: lmao!

@OP you think your girlfriend is slim?.......trusss me your girlfriend is nut as slim as this creature I am quoting!

BEDMATE

Idowuogbo: Odeeeee!!!!!

U think u can lu wan jibiti ni? u must have fori gbale ke!

*****Raises idowuogbo skirt up and removes her pant......Damn girl ur A N U S is too BUSHY****

MI looks like AKI of aki and pawpaw fame in this pickture! (No offeinse)

Drlove1989: All im trying to say here is that any girl who loves you will never love you becuase of money or your status. Girls don't want money, all they need is love, romance, care. You have to be very caring and humble for any lady to love for who you are. Don't waste your time using your money to win her love becuase she will be giving that same money to another guy whom she truly love. Ladies are very complicated and are driven by emotion. Those five steps i gave will work for any lady whom is truly a lady. That is if you are looking for true love.
Drlove...

ARE YOU FOR REAL

Below are the AMAZING facts about naiaraland girls...READ CAREFULLY!
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Do you know naiaraland girls love naiaraland guys with all their heart......[/b]especially yours sincerely, 190, lefulefu, pro01, jobfront, chimezie98, reality419, BUSHYANUS, 12 inches...........( truss me they really love us but wont admeat it!)





[b]Do you know most naiaraland girls are not virgines?(they sold their virginity for a bottle of coke and carbin biskit! Trusss me)




Do you know most naiaraland girls are below 25 years?(thats why most of them post rubbish comments and end it with ''its their opinion'')





Do you know most naiaraland girls cant cuuk and cliean?(from the way most of them respond to threads about cuuking for their horseband or being submissive you can tell they cant cuuk, cliean and wud deny their future horseband punny in bed!)



Do you know most naiaraland girls are WOWO?(no wonder most of them dont have a pickture on their profile!




Do you know most naiaraland girls dont have a life outside NL? (Trusss me! little wonder most of them have more than 8000 posts, 10000, 20000, 32000.......and yet they claim they are ''supper models'' who guys ''run'' after in real life! Girls who have a ''life'' outside NL wont have that amount of post in a shot thyme! If u doubt observe their number of post from now!)


NB: No offenses to naiaraland womens i mean this in a good way! Cheers![b][/b]

‎​ATTENTION ALL NAIRALAND GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! Take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of R A P E. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families and friends. Repost this so this message can get across to everyone!!
Guys ur getting this broadcast to forward to ur female friends, Girlfriends, family e.t.c! Please let the ladies on ur contacts(phone,facebook,BBM etc)know. Cheers!.

Christ has risen he is alive forever more. As you celebrate do not forget the reason for the season! HAPPY EASTER!

FAZEBOOK BABES?

Nollywood is known for coming up with ridiculous titles for its movies from time to time. We're pretty sure many of us have had a good laugh at some of the more ridiculous titles. Well, there was Lady Gagaa, Blackberry Babes, and now we have Fazebook Babes. Like, seriously? What in the world could be next? Twitter Babes or maybe Nairaland Babes!........LMAO. In your opinion, do you think Fazebook Babes is a good name for a movie? What do you think of the kind of titles given to some Nollywood movies? What's the worst title for a Nollywood movie, which you have ever seen?



Below is a clip of the movie....


Mercy Johnson and Oge Okoye Desperate to get married!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnQAC6gSXto&sns=fb

Nollywood is known for coming up with ridiculous titles for its movies from time to time. We're pretty sure many of us have had a good laugh at some of the more ridiculous titles. Well, there was Lady Gagaa, Blackberry Babes, and now we have Fazebook Babes. Like, seriously? What in the world could be next? Twitter babes or Nairaland babes. In your opinion, do you think Fazebook Babes is a good name for a movie? What do you think of the kind of titles given to some Nollywood movies? What's the worst title for a Nollywood movie, which you have ever seen?

Hi nairalanders, i was just wondering, does anyone know the story behind ''april fool'' i mean we all passed february 1st, march 1st and there was nothing like ''february fool'' or ''march fool'' and like past years may 1st, june 1st, july 1st, etc......will definately pass and there will be nothing like ''may fool'', ''june fool'' or ''july fool'' etc........ I mean there must be a story that made people play all kinda prank on april 1st and follow it up with a loud yell of ''april fool'' pls anyone who knows should pls share with fellow nairalanders cheers!

Sugardiva: Ok. After reading ur post, i feel sad for u and i understand ur bitterness. It cant be easy to be left alone when everything goes wrong but dude these girls u are using to generaize Naija girls were the kinda girls to be attracted to a the younger u who was a criminal (No offence) that means they werent more than fast rugged babes themselves. Pple will only attract their kind.

Now uve changed and got ur act together, all legit and everything whats ur experiences with the kinda babes u attract now?

*looks at sugardiva lustfully*

pro01: Any girl wey no like my Pidgin, make she go kick bucket. Afterall, no be your English dem go chop, na your money be the koko. Besides, na the same girls wey dey form butter go still go dem Basketmouth and Julius Agwu show, come dey laugh like Hyena to their jokes wey dem use Pidgin talk. Na thunder go fire their yeye yansh.

*hugs pro01 tightly for this post*

Mine means Loverboy!

omininancy: Hello, i am interested in you.
My name is miss Nancy, I am Looking to meet someone who is serious about developing a good

relationship, and l saw your profile today at www.nairaland.com and after

going through it many times then l made up my mind to contact you as my friend. so l want
you to write back to me through my E-MAIL ADDRASS { nancylovenp@live.com } so that l will

give you my "PHOTOs" and for you to know who l am. l hope to see your mail in my inbox ok.
Thank's from,
miss Nancy Omini.{nancylovenp@live.com }

SCAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

[quote author=Mrs.Chima] [/quote]singleparentttttttttttttt

BlueBarbie: Gbam!!!

Bluebarbibie (f). <<<<<< TYPICAL NAIJA THIEFING BABE, LOVES MOINEY TOO MUCH AND DOESNT WANT TO STRUGGLE WITH A MAN