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If its too GOOD to be TRUE then its probably not! Be wise people!

Btw, the funny thing about this people is, they all look HUNGRY but tell you they make N150,000 daily and can show u the way!

There was a particular thread i was reading on nairaland which was so funny that i was LOL! My GF was sitting close to me and she asked what i was reading that was so funny to the extent i was LOL! So i showed her the particular comment which made me laugh! After reading, she LOL too. Next thing i dont know what made her scroll up. Before i could say LESBOBOY she has scrolled up and she saw my username ''LESBIANBOY''. She kept calling it repeatedly in disbelief and she gave my this 'funny' look, like ''dude hope is not what am thinking'' look. i tried explaining to her that its just my username on NL and that i dont 'swing' both ways! But she wont listen! pls help, how do i convince her! Advice needed, pls no foolish comment.............thanks!

This thread has made ''history'' on nairaland as a thread whose first post has the most ''likes''! Just imagine the first post has ''65 likes''! WONDERFUL! Boys are not smiling! @OP well done, i really hope they listen!

Munachi abii (the babe is a fantastic music producer!)

@OP they do, thanks to RANDY employers who employ based on who has punny and not on merit!

kombats: u 4got to add teachers among d list

we are saying its bad and this one is still doing one of what the OP is talking about! i.e typing ''u'' instead of ''you'', ''d'' instead of ''the'', ''4got'' instead of ''forgot''!

freecocoa: Don't mind even the ones who claim to be first class materials on here,i guess not everyone knows the meaning of gossip after all

you said before on this thread that ''there are better ways RMD could have handled the matter instead of his outburst'' care to tell us some of the ways

[quote author=Mynd_44]What if you marry outside Nigeria?[/quote]Even if i want to marry a foreigner i would make sure we do our marriage here in nigeria! Cant imagine losing my whole wealth to one THIEF!

Thank God there is nothing like divorce settlement in nigeria! Phewwwww!!!!

Suavebabe, tpee, chuglothen, sashaa, boredsilly8, amazonjoe, sandylurv, sleekchic, j-slimz, Kody-licky and other females who are among the 61 guest silently viewing this thread! stop VIEWING this thread and say something na.........

OP, the teachers are to blame! Maths is one of the easiest subject!

Nice music video i must say! Hkn gang are on point!

Download/ watch here

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmG5NMZ2geI&gi=US

I want boys through out! I have done so many stuff too ladies and i wouldnt want any guy doing it to my daughter if i have one becos i fit kill person!

Nigerians and hypocracy! See them ''old artist are better than young artist'' but if davido's dami duro or wizkid's pakurumo or terry g's free madness comes on now na una go dance pass!

Waje - Aituaje iruobe
Konga - Lawal olalekan olumo
jayru - Abiodun inneh
Lord of ajasa - Olusegun gbadura osaniyi

afam4eva: nwa means child and ocha means white. I don't know what the "turu" means.

i forgot to put ''A'' in the ''turu''.............. Ok, so since ''nwa'' is child and ''ocha'' is white then what is ''Aturu''

Funkymallam: Interprete that name pls

nwaturuocha means ''WHITE GOAT'' ibos in the house am i right or right?! Little wonder she chose to bear her father's first name ''dominic'' cos it sounds 'tusher' than her surname

Tallest9: wat of yung6ix own? I hear say em name go full one page for book

yung6ix - Onome onokowomo

Kida Kudz - Kayode odesanya

Jmartins - justice martins

Flavour - Chinedu Okoli

Just tot i should share the real names of some nollywood stars!


Full/Real names of some nollywood stars

mike ezuruonye - Michael ezuruonye

Nonso diobi - Chukwunonso diobi

Paw paw - osita iheme

Aki - chinedu ikedieze

Tonto dikeh - Tobechukwu dikeh

Rukky sanda - Rukayat adesanya

Genevieve nnaji - Genevive ngozi nnaji

jim iyke - James ikechukwu asomugha

Osuofia - Nkem owoh

Uche jombo - Ucheobi jessica jombo

Ini edo - iniobong edo

Stephanie okereke - stephanie onyeka okereke

Rita dominic - Rita uchenna nkem nwaturuocha

Omotola jalade - Omotola prisca jalade

Oge okoye - Ogechi ruth okoye

Mr ibu - John okafor

Emeka ike - Chukwuemeka ike

Desmond elliot - Desmond jude elliot
saint obi - obinna nwafor

@OP ofcourse yes!!!! As far as the countries does not have divorce settlement law!

@Op you dont need a girlfriend now. Go and hustle hard before u start looking for a girlfriend! Because u need money to sustain a relationship!

Pls does anyone know the business or some of the businesses his father does?.......becos every time i always hear ''his father is a billionaire!''. Unlike other nigerian billionaires like dangote, otedola, mike adenuga, otudeko etc i see their products, but i neva hear or see any product or business his father owns! Yet i hear ''he is a billionaire''

''Mummy'' see ur backside!!! I will catch a grenade for you!

SMH @ some guys response on this thread! You all are talking like this becos its not the other way round! And to think someone on this thread said "if the wife had been a house wife, all this won't happen" I seriously wonder if that person "is for real"? If women don't want to work, u guys will say "naija women are lazy and like depending on men for money" if they are working u guys will till talk! the truth is there are many randy men this days! And the funny thing is they give silly reasons to justify their "ways"! What the young man could have done, was to sit his wife down and tell her his mind! And not cheating and then blaming his wife's too much focus on her job, for his actions!

BTW am surprised he didn't blame the devil! U know devil is always the usual culprit in cases like this!.......lol

Alamen: Common guys stop joking around. This Babe may be very serious. Well, my advice:

- Drink water very early in the morning
- Eat fruit carrot or cucumber in the morning. That will prevent ulcer.
- Do not eat anything until 12pm.
- Eat your meal btwn 12-1pm
- Whenever, you feel hungry, eat carrot or cucumber, they have extremely low calorie.
- Eat your dinner by 7:30pm and drink water before hitting the bed.

NB
Avoid fried foods such as yam, potato, plantain, chin-chin,egg roll etc. DO NOT TOUCH ICE CREAM AGAIN.

So much for losing weight..........This is punishment o! Just hope she will do all you have said. you know girls love ice cream so much.

Should this even be up for discussion Every one knows Women are good in so many things! So I wonder what the OP is on about! Nansense!

Nigerians love rumours and are so quick to criticise! I wonder what all those who were ''shouting'' in the other thread would have to say about this? I seriously wonder!

nubian22: He losted his wife some years back

This GBAGAUN has not been hidden.....

I wonder whats wrong with some guys in here Why all the ''he has medical problem''.......... ''he is a mugu''..........''he self-services himself'' .........''he lacks opportunity'' bla bla bla........... You think everyone is irresponsible well if u guys must know there are still some disciplined guys out there who are not all about SEX SEX SEX!!! Pls if u all have lost ur virginity FINE! But don't come here and start insinuating nansense! @AngelEbi congrats dear! Its not as if u cant see virgin guys o. But a tall, dark, handsome and rich virgin guy(like u said) is very RARE, Trust me! Anyways all the best!

cindyrella: Black teeth??
Now why am I not surprised? Smh

Thanks for yesterday hun!

UP NEPA!!!!!

LOVE DOESNT CONQUER ALL! You guys should just give ur advice and "bounce" instead of misleading people! If u disagree, ask ur self for instance would u marry that man or woman if he or she was HIV POSITIIVE. Would u marry he or she if for instance u r "A.S" and he or she is "A.S" all becos "love conquers all" Pls u guys should stop living in "fantasy land"!