₦airaland Forum

iyatrustee:
hey lesboy!

******hugs iyatrustee and shouts ahn ahn, where have u bin? See iyatrustee of 'yesterday' o that i carried and bathe when she was small, you are now a big girl o doing shakara abi? Btw is dat how to grieet your elders ''HEY lesboy'' you can 'do-ba-le' abi?*******

^ ^

[quote author=emöfine link=topic=856637.msg10061867#msg10061867 date=1327681422]. . .and how many Nigerian women have you seen without her clothes? [/quote]thanks for the question! To answer the question errmmmm, I have seen emofine without clothes ermm, i have seen chima mrs without clothes(plenty strech marks) ermm, i have see mzdarkskin without clothes! I really wud love to see rokiatutu's N akedness too *licks lips*

Mesis chima did you say kokokkoye a rear gem   Nah! LESBIANBOY = reargem!

Acidosis:
STOP USING COMMON SENSE WHEN IT COMES TO THE WORD OF GOD, let the spirit of God direct you thru the word.

*******Enters thread, reads through comments on thread and gets to this particular words(in capital letters) typed by ACIDIOSIS, cleans eyes properly and wears glasses to be sure am seeing this exact words acidiosis typed! PAUSES for a while and shakes head and says 'Little wonder many nigerians get SCAMMED! I tot acidiosis knew what he was saying all along until u typed that gibberish stuff up there! if someone doesnt use his common sense am sure GOD himself will 'provoke'! Pls if u dont wanna use ur 'common sense' FINE! But keep it to ur self and dont come here and decieve gullible ppl in here with that NONSENSE! Kapish!*******

Acidosis:
STOP USING COMMON SENSE WHEN IT COMES TO THE WORD OF GOD, let the spirit of God direct you thru the word.

*******Enters thread, reads through comments on thread and gets to this particular words(in capital letters) typed by ACIDIOSIS, cleans eyes properly and wears glasses to be sure am seeing this exact words acidiosis typed! PAUSES for a while and shakes head and says 'Little wonder many nigerians get SCAMMED! I tot acidiosis knew what he was saying all along until u typed that gibberish stuff up there! if someone doesnt use his common sense am sure GOD himself will 'provoke'! Pls if u dont wanna use ur 'common sense' FINE! But keep it to ur self and dont come here and decieve gullible ppl in here with that NONSENSE! Kapish!*******

Acidosis:
STOP USING COMMON SENSE WHEN IT COMES TO THE WORD OF GOD, let the spirit of God direct you thru the word.

*******Enters thread, reads through comments on thread and gets to this particular words(in capital letters) typed by ACIDIOSIS, cleans eyes properly and wears glasses to be sure am seeing this exact words acidiosis typed! PAUSES for a while and shakes head and says 'Little wonder many nigerians get SCAMMED! I tot acidiosis knew what he was saying all along until u typed that gibberish stuff up there! if someone doesnt use his common sense am sure GOD himself will 'provoke'! Pls if u dont wanna use ur 'common sense' FINE! But keep it to ur self and dont come here and decieve gullible ppl in here with that NONSENSE! Kapish!*******

deniyor:
Raper??

what is surprising you! Is it the way i spelt 'RAPER' or the thread itself ;

deniyor:
Raper??

what is surprising you! Is it the way i spelt 'RAPER' or the thread itself

deniyor:
Raper??

what is surprising you! Is it the way i spelt 'RAPER' or the thread itself

r231:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-855820.0.html#top

r231 madam, why did u put this link on this thread! didnt u see that thread is already on the front page wetin na! BTW is not by showing the link hope u go 'DROP' something too not just showing us the link

@kokoye didnt know the thread had already been created anyways na network cos am o, the network is '4king up!' thats what happens when i browse inside toilet! The stench from my SHIT day always disturb the network anyways let that be the 'fake' thread while this should be the 'orijo' thread! Lets keep the replies coming ppl!

So my girlfriend was gisting with me that her friend confided in her(my GF) that her(her friend) got violated by her cousin when she was 20 yrs and in the process she got pregnant and had the baby though the baby died later! This caused a lot of issue in their family at that time. she(my GF's friend) is married for over 5 years now but she is yet to have a child in her marriage though her husband is not complaining for now o,  but the thing is she still sees this cousin of hers up till now and she finds it hard to forgive this cousin of hers. she is now contemplating telling her husband what happened btw her and her cousin in the past,

NLders what do u advice her to do should she tell her husband or not? Because she doesnt know how her husband will react considering the fact that the 'RAPER' is a relative. And he may also think her cousin is/has been behind their childlessness!

NL what wud u do if u were in the girl's situation!

So my girlfriend was gisting with me that her friend confided in her(my GF) that her(her friend) got RAPED by her cousin when she was 20 yrs and in the process she got pregnant and had the baby though the baby died later! This caused a lot of issue in their family at that time. she(my sis friend) is married for over 5 years now but she is yet to have a child in her marriage though her husband is not complaining for now o, but the thing is she still sees this cousin of hers up till now and she finds it hard to forgive this cousin of hers. she is now contemplating telling her husband what happened btw her and her cousin in the past,

NLders what do u advice her to do should she tell her husband or not? Because she doesnt know how her husband will react considering the fact that the 'RAPER' is a relative. And he may also think her cousin is/has been behind their childlessness!

NL what wud u do if u were in the girl's situation!

queensmith:
so her primary responsibility is to cook?

ok- lets agree to disagree and leave it at that,

just saw this- lets lay aside the word duties and replace with 'responsibilities as a parent'
i dont feel as if these responsibilities are sex specific, there are single mother and fathers everywhere playing the role so its obvious your sex doesnt determine what you must do in the house.

I believe my responsibilities together with my husband are to take care of OUR children pls note the key words here

This will involve providing for them financially, giving them love care, providing an education and blah blah blah. This will be shared between me n my husband and we will take on whatever is convinient. Compromise maybe, sacrifice likely so- queensmith sitting in a kitchen cooking a meal everyday HELL NO!

Is womens like you that has this kind of mentaleety(hello! we and in 21st century mentaleety) that DENIE their horseband PUNNY! I see u no reason why, nothing is absolutely wrong with a woman and she expect her horsebandi to go and cuuk and cliean in the kitchen! Anyways i know my fellow nigeria 'soji' guys, they wunt take that and i UNCLE LESBIANBOY a.k.a (billionaire businessman) wont also take that crap! Bite me!

shadrach77:
easterners begin mass exodus as boko haram's ultimatum expires 

Eyinmba/Rangers trade tackle 

Jakande bemoans state of Lagos roads 

Tinubu berates FG 

The embattled state governor may be impeached

shadrack77 e don abeg! LAFF DON NEARLY WOUND ME FOR HERE!, loooooooooooooooollllll

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=853836.msg10038841#msg10038841 date=1327428285]*Hisses*[/quote]Mynd44 why cant you Mynd your business! U SMOKE mess?

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=853171.msg10037022#msg10037022 date=1327415127]So the other 10% are your mother, sister, aunt, female cousins, grandmother, great-grandmother, and female friends right? 

Scammers are still using Yahoo? (leaving the thread)[/quote]MRS CHIMA IN ONE WORD >>>>>> FOOL!

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=852204.msg10025012#msg10025012 date=1327269111]^^^
DIES!!!!!![/quote]FOOL!

If u tell a guy u are a virgin and that u intend not to have SEX until u guys are married and he says 'okay i respect ur wishes and am willing to wait for u' but on the condition that u guys will go to a doctor so he can confirm!

Ladies will u agree to go and confirm!


guy if she tells u she is virgin, and u suggest you want to confirm so u dont wait in vain and she refuses!

Will u assume she has something to hide and is lying to u! Or u would take her word for it

what if without confirming u agree to wait and after the wedding she is not a virgin what would u do?

Gentlemens and laydies over to you!

Onila in one word >>>>>> FOOLISH-FOOL

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=852230.msg10025579#msg10025579 date=1327277599]*yawns*[/quote]Mynd 44 stop 'yawning' jor dnt u no u have MOUTHODOUR!!!!

cynthiafred67:
*yawns boring*
Ask google

i will 'sleep' with you one day u this girl its a promisee!

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=852246.msg10024368#msg10024368 date=1327263256]Another hediot of the order of Swalu and Onila[/quote]mynd44 >>>>>>WOMANWRAPPER, not handsum, cant toast womens, supports womens just to be on dia good book!

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=852230.msg10024402#msg10024402 date=1327263605]You may want to remove Freecocoa's name then. [/quote]na u use ur mouth tok am o!

MsDarkSkin:
why do ppl claim "their friends" have issues when it's obviously them? 

that's all you had to ask/say and we would help you create a counteraction list.

lol@ your profile picture!!

mzdarkskin bro so u are one of all those who constantly check ppls profiles huh?! Anyways thats me and mrs chima! she is so sexxy isnt she!

MsDarkSkin:
why do ppl claim "their friends" have issues when it's obviously them? 

that's all you had to ask/say and we would help you create a counteraction list.

lol@ your profile picture!!

mzdarkskin bro so u are one of all those who constantly check ppls profiles huh?! Anyways thats me and mrs chima! she is so sexxy isnt she!

MsDarkSkin:
why do ppl claim "their friends" have issues when it's obviously them? 

that's all you had to ask/say and we would help you create a counteraction list.

lol@ your profile picture!!

mzdarkskin bro so u are one of all those who constantly check ppls profiles huh?! Anyways thats me and mrs chima! she is so sexxy isnt she!

@topic my afro, skin colour(am fairrrrrrr) and blue earring which i wear on my left ear

Na only naija babe u go see wear read shirt, yellow beret, wine shoe, carry a pink big bag, black belt, black hair(brazilian,india, maami water hair), white bra, tight purple skirt, multi-coloured pant(yeah i see that during 'action' or when they bend down or when them naija babes dont sit like a lady ) plus fixing false eyelash, wearing 3 earrings or more and carrying that their yeye multi-coloured cased blackberry! And the worse thing is dat after wearing all this(which in thier nonsense mind their don 'baff up) u will see them trekking or entering okada!

naija babes are the worst dressedddddddddd!

Naija babes pls learn how to dress! Dressing well and rhyming ya colours well is not hard!

Guys wetin una think shey i they lie!

My paddy don use him hand go find trouble o! He told me he asked a girl out last year december and since then she has been 'thinking about it' and she just accepted his proposal to date him this last wednesday but with lots of conditions! Here they are

NO PUNNY

NO KISSING

NO CUDDLING

NO MID NIGHT CALL

SHE WONT COME TO HIS HOUSE ALONE

HE SHOULD ONLY VISIT IN THE MORNING AND MUST LEAVE BEFORE NOON

etc etc

O boy when i hear the conditions laff nearly wan ki me!

I told him to go ahead and accept the conditions if he is really into her! But he should also give his own conditions!

Besides i just they reason am say if na me them give all this 'condia' wetin me go do!

Me too go give am my own conditions o but i dont know
what conditions to come up with that i will give her!

NL guys if na una naija babe give those kind conditions if u ask am out, wetin u sef go give her as ur own conditions!


Nl girl if u give a guy conditions and he accepts but gives u his own conditions will u accept or say he is not serious!

She asked me for N80000 but when i asked her what she wanted to do with the money, she kept saying something very important without telling me the 'important something'! I really want to give her but dnt i deserve to know what the 'important something' really is?