₦airaland Forum

olaak1:
@Lesbianboy:you're the silliest NL member i've ever know I mean if u don't have any meaningful question to ask @ the moment why can't u keep ur ugly mouth shut?

olaalaak1 bro how you say a mouth is urgly what part of planet nigeria are you from that you cant even spek corecct engilish

olaak1:
Go 2 the city of Benin Bros you'll meet them in thousands most them deportee 4rm Italy and Spain mtheeeeeeew!!! Stu.pid talk.

olaak 1 bro, did you go to school at all, you cant even spek good engilish

^ ^ ^ ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

tellwisdom:
He's such a useless being. Whoever bought computer for him is to be blame

u and i know u are the useless being ABOKI like you!

TroyJay:

because you for one are an unserious user on this section

REALITY101:
Lmao @ yall taking this kid serious. . Yea dude go ahead beat the poo outta her. . . Like father like son

Reality419 make i nor go provoke gi you o who u dey call kid

michelin89:
Some girls are she-goats so beating them does them a lot of good.

michelintyre (f) madam i will like to beat u in bed(the same way those men beat those p o r no star women in bed while forking them )

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=879662.msg10272022#msg10272022 date=1330182140]we are here [/quote]natasha (f) sweeeery where u dey all this while  'school flexing' nor gree u browse naiaraland abi!

Sijo01:
Present sir

if i hear say u be good girl as far as am consign there nobordy GOODER than natasha on this naiaraland truss me!

Anytime we accuse naija girls of something they say ''not all naija girls are like that there are still some good once out there'' plis i really nid to meet those ones o does anyone have any physical or web address or phone of this FEW good naija women o plis i dey beg

NAIJA GUYS LISTEN UP!


make money first before pursiung women and the following wont happen to u!




YOU WOULDNT LACK PUNNY
if u are lucky to get a babe without having moiney trust me u wudnt be lucky to get punny! Thats when most naija women wud be telling u ''i want to wait till our wedding nite before we do it'' or ''sweery am not ready for nyanshing''


TAKING TO LONG TO ACCEPT YOUR PROPOSAL(weda marriage/GF and BF relationship) when ur poor and u propose to naija babe they quickly tell u they have a boifriend (even when they dont have one) as for marriage when ur poor and ask them simple question ''will u marry me'' they tell u ''i will think about it'' (and this ''thinking'' takes time about 1-2years ) but if u were very rich they accept sharp sharp!


YOU WOULD NOT KNOW HER FRIENDS
when ur poor most naija babes wouldnt show u off to their friends infact if their friends mistakely jam two of una for road she quickly introduces u as a ''just a friend'' or ''Distant cousin''


HARD TO GET-
this wud be a thing of the past when u have moiney infact when your rich, u the rich guy wud be the one playing ''hard to get'' with womens and telling them DUH! Or ''talk to the hands'' and all those crap most womens say

So naija guys focus on making moiney first before chasing naija women (truss me they love moiney pass their lives ) enuff of all this ''my Gf denies me punny'' ''she likes me but wont date me'' ''she introduces me as a friend'' ''she refused my marriage proposal becos i earn N40k'' bla bla bla,  HUSTLE HARD, GET PAID, you GET NAIJA WOMEN!

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=879547.msg10270516#msg10270516 date=1330163676]Aww. Your ashyho beat you huh?

Did you take some money from her wallet? [/quote]you this SINGLE PARENT (claiming to be a MRS) stop stalking me all over NL is really ''unladylike'' to stalk a man dont u think

I think is okay! Infact i have started considering shouting and beating the hell out of my GF every now and then. Becos i notice say naija babes they always LOVE and RESPECT men like that! While the men wey they show too much love are taken for GRANTED! Abi i lie? Wetin una think?

Op which kind question you dey ask? everybordy know say na women USELESS pass na! Please ask something harder abeg!

BorntoFUCK sweeery you are the man jare!

pendo89:
Be the woman God expects you to be and play the role He expects you to play. He didn't make you to please the society but to impact it just the way you are.

Women who stress themselves like ur friend are those trying too hard to please the society and feel accepted. They keep changing to conform and fit but they fail to realise that by the time they have conformed, the society's standards have changed.

Truth is they will NEVER please the masses, no matter how much they try to conform bcz we all fall short and what is pleasing to another's eye is distasteful in another's.

Women/Men need to understand that there will always be greater looking people out there and so trying to be like them is vain cz the cycle will never end.

Finally if you find a man who is satisfied with you and what you do, then I see no need for stress. Others opinion cease to matter cz the person you share your life with accepts and loves you just as you are which is the best feeling anyway.

pendo8950 sweerrry you nor dey sleep abi or did u just finish making mid-nite call with mr cork

@tellwisdom sweeery dont mind them. They wan dey decieve us with ''fruity usernames'' like sexyangel, hotbabe, goldieluks freetoto hot tima(the ugliest of them all)

@op go make money first before you pursue women! Nigerian girls love moiney too much! Once u have moiney u will be the one playing ''hard to get'' and snubbing them Remember the saying ''no romance without finance''

ArQueBusieR:
"precipitate chill" lol

na seun english be that o i meant C O M E chill!

freecocoa:
Mscheeew.

my wife you sim to be hissing in every thread on romance section this days

cynthiafred67:
Crap
!!

just like you abi

slimyem:
Nonsense!!

Obaby i want to wife u hope ur BOOBSI is getting bigger pliss confarm thenks

freecocoa:
Mscheeew.

my wife you sim to be hissing in every thread on romance section this days

cynthiafred67:
Crap
!!

just like you abi

slimyem:
Nonsense!!

Obaby i want to wife u hope ur BOOBSI is getting bigger pliss confarm thenks

Why am i not suprised to find Mrs chima in this kind of thread
''messy-messy'' married woman

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=873950.msg10224159#msg10224159 date=1329576755][color=#000030]Another "[b]ode[/b]listic [b]Mumu[/b]cious" thread from a Jobless idiotic subsidized mofo!
Bullshit![/color][/quote]i go treat ya fork up one day o! shey u nor fit see thread waka pass without raining heavy hinsult! Take time and no let me provoke give u o HALBINO!

My girlfriend (even though she carry cloth come my crib) wears my boxer short and my football jersey whenever she comes visting and meeeeeen she looks SEXY in it! though when i first saw her on it i was kinder embarrased(nor be becos say the boxer nor cliean o but he dey sunhow the first time) Though now am used to it but i pray silently in my mind for her not to expand it with her BIG NYANSH one day! i just dey wonda NL womens shey u go like wear ur BoyFriend boxer? Guys if u catch ur chickala dey wear ur boxer shey u go give am sound warning make him nor try am again or u go leave am!

kokoye:
Seen it now . . he must be obsessed with you

you better go get restraining order ready

ikechukz:
@op how did u know the amount she had in her account before cos banks usually send ur total balance with any alert.

oops my bad i typed much i forgot to add she is an undergraduate who just opened the account, and from my 'calculations' i knew no one could have paid in any cash at the time i agreed to 'pay' in the moiney! And i was rite!

Hello this is LESBIANBOY(chairman LESBO-BOY group of companaies) I believe many of u here on NL have played a trick or 2 wit d opposite gender especially girls! frm giving fake numba, fake name n the likes n guys frm posing wit ur friend's car n lieing to a babe dat u work at imaginary Chevron! lets share our 'trickish' stories here

Mine was there was dis girl i met in JULY last yr. We became gud friends, a week B4 the 2011 Xmas period i told her(with my church-mind o) 2 C O M E chill wiv me at home but she felt i had an ulterior motive n now wanted 2 use dat opportunity 2 ''obtain'' me!


She was like ''ehen LESBIANBOY sweery u wud do Xmas for me o, dat since we met i have neva spent much on her, '' I then said, OK wat do u want? she asked me for N50,000! Wen i heared Dis i paused 4 a while n wondered if she was going MAD!
Even though i wasnt thinking of nyanshing her, guess she tot dats wat i wanted and felt i was all those punny-hungry-desperate small boys who wud do anytin 2 get laid!


I was angry n wantd 2 shout on her n cut of d fone i simply kept my cool n asked wen she wanted d moiney, she told me on wednesday i told her OK just come first now she refused and stylishly insisted i pay it in2 her ACC. First den she wud come. I said ok but that i wont be chanced dat day lemme pay it on friday and dat she wud stay till monday. She agreed(D way she sounded was like ''sha just pay d money maga!'') b4 i dropped d call i asked her so once i paid d money in2 her acc she wud com rite?
She said yes that she wud getready that once i pay in d moiney her bank wud send her ''payment alert'' then she wud start coming.


Immediately she said dat i tot of a trick! I remember i used to have customised bulk SMS and it still remained! On friday i waited till around 3:55pm wen i know banks will be closing n called her n told her i had paid in N100,000   that the extra N50k was just ''dash'' for agreeing to stay frm fri-sun with me and asked her if she had recieve the ''alert'' she said no!

I then told her to call me wen she recieves it dat i had really paid it! Immediately i dropped the call i checked my phone for one of those numerous payment alert(we incidentally share d same bank) i had recieve in d past and mastered how they sent their ''payment alert message'' then went online n type it d way they did and sent it to her number! She called minutes later. You guys needed to hear all d ''thank u baby am on my way u d sweetest muah, i ''love u'' bla bla''

she came to my house n came to ''thank me'' more with very GUD SEX! For d 3 days we nyanshed like MAD!  After she left on monday morning, on wednesday afternoon i recieved a text frm her i knew ''kasala don burst''(is like she wanted 2  withdraw the suppose moiney i paid in dat day) OMO come n see insults think of any insult u have heard of it was in that text i definitely hit a RAW nerve!
I believe she wud 'look face' b4 billing someone next time! THIEF!

Brb with more, u guys shud share urs

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=873472.msg10218598#msg10218598 date=1329503278][color=#000030]WTF? [/color][/quote]KILLZ i noticed it too but i was to lazy to retype cos my hand dey pain me jor! okay ''slaughter'' no ''slotter'' no ''sluta'' u hapi now ALBINO!

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=873472.msg10218598#msg10218598 date=1329503278][color=#000030]WTF? [/color][/quote]KILLZ i noticed it too but i was to lazy to retype cos my hand dey pain me jor! okay ''slaughter'' no ''slotter'' no ''sluta'' u hapi now ALBINO!

Kokoye, okay, now am saying it! can u answer the question now
do u think the ''saying'' is correct cos me i think its true

kokoye:
how will I ignore a lady and start toasting a big snake  

who's talking about toasting here Re-read my previous post! But it case u cant comprehend it let me explain! 9ja girls and snakes are dangerous! But like almost err thing in life u cannot find two exact same thing! so therefore btw a 9ja girl and snake one is more dangerous than the other! And as most of us will agree, when we are faced with two dangerous stuff we ''deal'' with the most dangerous one first b4 the less dangerous one! So what the ''SAYING'' means is that a 9ja girl is more dangerous than a snake! So a man should ''deal/kill/slutter'' a 9ja girl first b4 the snake!

The saying goes like this:

''when you see a NIGERIAN GIRL and a BIG SNAKE, deal with the nigerian girl first before the snake!''

guys do u think this ''SAYING'' is correct?

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=860682.msg10207935#msg10207935 date=1329391321]If for example you're like that guy who s currently in the slammer for r.aping a drunk woman while she slept, just because her roommate or housemate had had a triple sin with you and your friend, but went upstairs with your friend for more action, leaving you alone in the sitting room and hurting your feelings, then you have no business looking for a virgin.

Stick with what you're used to, imo.[/quote]Tpia sweeeeery are you a virgin? Pliss confarm!