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Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy Birthday To Our Beautiful, Intelligent And Dynamic Vikkyb by LEvuls(m): 12:09pm On Dec 01, 2014
Happy birthday Cutie gurl



Enjoy ur youth
LiteratureRe: HANNAH 'S STORY ----***falling In Love Or Lust With My Neighbour ***---- by LEvuls(m): 9:00am On Dec 01, 2014
Nne kedu latest storia grin
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EducationRe: Gov T.A Orji Slashes ABSU Fees By 20% by LEvuls(m): 8:18am On Dec 01, 2014
meccuno:
Amadioha And Shango would form a tag team and strike this man........so he couldn't do it for almost 8 years? Its now that we are close to the elections this man wants to play on the intelligence of gullible Nigerians....
This one wey u wan sentence am to death by ur firing squard huh
Guy easy nah, no be murder case the man commit grin
RomanceRe: Welcome Your Crush On This Section To This New Month Of December 2014. by LEvuls(m): 8:07am On Dec 01, 2014
My ebony goddess

Idol of my heart

Heart purer than white pap

Face tender than mushroom

Words she possess melt iron

Loveliness of her ways
far too good to be rated by words

Beads worn on her hands and neck
Dangle to the rhythm of the ‘ewi’
that I read romantically to her ears

If only she would be forever mine
I will dance on my head
While Lagbaja beat me the talking
drum
I will drink palm-wine from dawn to
dusk
I will pay dowry with cowry
I will revive traditional ways in her
honour.


Cant stop loving you Jennimma
B/w how can one survive having crushes coming left,right and centers grin Love Ireneony too huh
RomanceRe: Welcome Your Crush On This Section To This New Month Of December 2014. by LEvuls(m): 7:55am On Dec 01, 2014
Jennimma:
awwwww...thank you dearie. Happy new month too
This ur dearie is so so sweet
RomanceRe: Welcome Your Crush On This Section To This New Month Of December 2014. by LEvuls(m): 7:49am On Dec 01, 2014
Jennimma shout out to you grin
RomanceRe: Welcome Your Crush On This Section To This New Month Of December 2014. by LEvuls(m): 7:47am On Dec 01, 2014
To Ireneony Seasons greeting hope you dont .ony this season grin
LiteratureRe: HANNAH 'S STORY ----***falling In Love Or Lust With My Neighbour ***---- by LEvuls(m): 7:42am On Dec 01, 2014
Queennelly:
HAPPY NEW MONTH ALL
Same to you grin
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Music/RadioRe: Between Yemi Alade And Cynthia Morgan, Who Is A Better Artist by LEvuls(m): 1:43pm On Nov 30, 2014
love yemi baby, she proudly african anyday and time




For Cynthia she is good but seems ruggeddy grin
Christianity EtcRe: What Wrong Did He Commit ??? by LEvuls(op): 1:38pm On Nov 30, 2014
henry9dayz:
the bible said God is a jealous God...grin
How could God be jealous of one's success especially when its coming out hardwork huh
Christianity EtcRe: Must Our Eyes Be Closed During Deliverance by LEvuls(m): 11:04am On Nov 30, 2014
Its d african tinny, too much spirituality yet no sensitivity to yawnings of life.
RomanceRe: Experience & Lesson 4rm Sex Doll. by LEvuls(m):
I have problem reading short hand
Hated my short hand teacher while in school.


Now am faced with realities of life cant read pass one line.
Christianity EtcWhat Wrong Did He Commit ??? by LEvuls(op): 10:42am On Nov 30, 2014
Something to ponder from the Bible about The Rich, wouldnt add Fool cause am yet to be proved why he is fool.

Lets read Luke 12 vs 16

Luke 12:16 And he spake a parable unto them, saying, The ground of a certain rich man brought forth plentifully:..............

(read down to verse 20. where his soul was required from the maker)

Luke 12:20 But God said unto him, Thou fool, this night thy soul shall be required of thee: then whose shall those things be, which thou hast provided?

Wondering what this man did wrongly to deserve this kind of death sentence huh

Is it wrong doing to work hard, acquire the good things of life and enjoy the pleasures in it huh

I have checked his wealth wasnt ill-gotten, why on earth was he taken like that huh
RomanceRe: We're Just Friend; Should I Be Responsible For Her Up-keeps? by LEvuls(m): 10:13am On Nov 30, 2014
YoungWiseCash:
We've been friends for a year now. I get to know her through my girlfriend who's also her friend. This friend of mine always request money for her upkeep which my girl won't know about. When I have I do give her somtimes I don't. One day, I took a bold step and ask her don't she have a boyfriend, am i the. one who should be responsible for her needs? she reply she dont. And said want friends for if I can't help her. Is she right? Remember we're not into any sort of relationship and do not share any affection.
OP its a question of am i responsible for Down keeps grin

If u do then anything she asks for shouldnt be a worry to you grin
LiteratureRe: HANNAH 'S STORY ----***falling In Love Or Lust With My Neighbour ***---- by LEvuls(m):
Queennelly:
lol
thats a fact
following
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RomanceRe: Ladies Tell Me Why You Don't Like Nice Guys... Ladies ONLY. Guys Read! by LEvuls(m): 8:20am On Nov 30, 2014
NewsHub:
I really don't know where some people get the idea that ladies don't like nice guys. I'd advice the op to check the kind of girls around him, because real girls like nice and responsible guys. Don't be deceived by those street girls who do not know what it means to be a woman.

I am a nice guy with a high sense of responsibility, yet ladies still want me even though i have a fiancee known to them. But thank God i am not a player. I remain faithful to my fiancee.

Real women like nice men!!!
Never mind OP. only irresponsible girl especialy d commercial sex worker kinda that doesnt love nice guys cos what they see and talk is money...they got no time for your nice being.
LiteratureRe: In Memory Only (Romance) by LEvuls(m): 10:10pm On Nov 28, 2014
Ur story my taste
loving it...ride on safi
LiteratureMr. Pen And Miss Pad by LEvuls(op): 9:57pm On Nov 28, 2014
Here’s a conversation between Mr.
Pen and Miss Pad. I can’t help but
eavesdrop on them. By all means
enjoy this.

Pen: (Ponders) What can’t i spill my ink
on?

Pad: (Laughs) Every surface is meant
for you to bleed on

Pen: It’s not a joke…

Pad: Calm down dear, you are meant
to love every surface you come in
contact with

Pen: Yeah, that’s true, but sometimes i
get stuck and refuse to spill ink

Pad: Why’s that?

Pen: I don’t know exactly why, but i
know some surfaces are not just right
for my tips’ poke

Pad: Very funny… (Flips)

Pen: (Angrily) Stop flipping. i am
distracted by your wantonness. You
always have a way to get me drawn to
you

Pad: I will keep flipping until you fill me
with all you’ve got

Pen: (Heaves) You win. i have no other
option

Pad: Good! wait a minute, i heard you
a while ago that you’ll love bleeding
until you hunger for more pads…

Pen: Uhmmm… I guess so…

Pad: you mean you’ll be cheating on
me?

Pen: (Defensive) I never said so…

Pad: Then..?

Pen: I love you very much, but i have
no other option. I can’t stick to you
alone. After all, i have seen several of
my kind spilling their ink on you. i
never complained (Mumbles) may be i
did…

Pad: Well, i don’t have an option too,
do i?

Pen: No you don’t

Pad: Neither do i

Pen: Our relationship never ends. I
guess we know how to handle our
flirtatious lifestyle, right?

Pad: (Flips) I guess so…

Pen: Anyway, let’s get ready for
tonight…

Pad: Oh no!

Pen: What again?

Pad: I can’t say what it is…

Pen: Just be prepared for tonight. I
don’t know what our user will write
again tonight

Pad: (Heaves) She is always writing. I
am scared…

Pen: (Surprised) Why is that?

Pad: (Sobs) I have just two pages left

Pen: Oh!

Pad: Yes… that means, we may not
continue in this relationship again
Silence

Pen: Never mind, no matter how fresh
the other might be, i know i will still be
brought to fill up your edges and
spaces

Pad: Oh well, (Mockingly) i see you are
almost finished too and will be
replaced, then, we will be old; you’ll be
thrown away, while I’ll be kept safe.

Pen: Well, thanks for reminding me.
there’s really no need for me to feel
bad, my colleagues will continue from
where i stopped; Poking pads like you
and bleeding my ink on them.

Silence

Moments later, the writer walks into
the dark room, turns on the light and
picks up Pen and Pad to write.

Both: Oh no!

Pad: i have a feeling this story will end
both or one of us

Pen: I’m guessing it’s you…

Pad: (Angrily) Shut up! That’s not
funny…

Writer begins to scribble voraciously
on the title ‘THE UNTOLD’ passionately.
She tears a page from the writing pad
and throws it in the bin.

Pad: (Shocked) She just tore a part of
me! I am doomed!

Pen: Sorry Pad, I will miss you, but i
know i will soon join you…

Pad: Shut up jor! Not funny anymore

Pen: Ok, i will miss you

Writer is done. She drops Pen and
safely tucks Pad in a mini book-shelf.

Pen: Pad… (Calls out softly) Pad, can
you hear me?

Silence

Reading light is turned off. Pen Heaves
RomanceRe: Imagine A World Without Gals! by LEvuls(m): 12:58pm On Nov 28, 2014
Emodeee:
wait, did dat hurt? xo u saw d msg and u didn't reply. c'mon it shouldn't be a pernicious statement to u, i wz jez trynna tell u hw beautiful u r and d extent to which u attract me.
are u begging her now grin
anywhere its why we have this topic grin
LiteratureRe: Can You Hear My Heart? by LEvuls(m): 12:47pm On Nov 28, 2014
How times fly
how on earth did i spend my morning bemoarning your absence
your site would have made the difference

Missed watching you turn your delicate head towards the right...
watching slid your hands slowly from the tower you have as a neck,
your fingers brushing slightly against your lips, lips that has a perfect crackes,
I could see the blood in them
why do you have cracked lips in this diamond face?

Now am saddled with reality
like i have been in disability
not coping with the happenings around me.

Work Work here and there
Hates this moment of time
My pen refusing to bleed on the pad,
Writting sheets flying at the rhytm of the standing fan.
Dont know how much time i have to kill to make my day still

Never will i bemoan again
Cos None can boast of owing the sun
I cant own
But i can bear her up in my hands while others try to catch her sight.
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RomanceRe: 19 Things People Do When They Are Bored And Alone. by LEvuls(m): 8:30am On Nov 28, 2014
Rusa:
If u cant deal, den dont cross their path.
Pls am Sorry if i crossed your part
LiteratureRe: Can You Hear My Heart? by LEvuls(m):
Queennelly:
wake up ..

.sleep is a fountain of our accommodation
you can choose to take it but you can't leave it
in it lies dreams. ..... vision. .. to accomplish a mission
oh how I love the morning sun which brings forth a distance hope
how can I lay the crickets to sleep? I want to sleep now
I Know Sleep
she is my best fantasy
though am yet to get her testacy

she held something powerful,
Her touch who can resist
Her kiss i can only insist
Call her my inceest
She eats up the grudges

Her lips, they never stopped speaking
only good of people.
Those lips were the fountains from which wisdom flowed.
Those lips didn’t just look good to kiss they had something that couldn’t be taken in just in a moment.

Oh my world
What a fool i will be if am to spend rest of my life with her.
Even if i managed to get bread
I might be without breathe to eat it.

There is more to her
more to her than her physical touch
more to her than all her sex appeal
She will only ruin what i was sent to do on earth
I will rather be her helper whenever she calls as long as its safe for me to WAKE UP.
RomanceRe: 19 Things People Do When They Are Bored And Alone. by LEvuls(m): 4:50am On Nov 28, 2014
Rusa:
#GodPassYou
Stop being a religious bigot
RomanceRe: 19 Things People Do When They Are Bored And Alone. by LEvuls(m): 5:31pm On Nov 27, 2014
I dont know what it means to be bored , i have never been bored before , i cant even imagine myself being bored.

Either am doing this or am doing that, and if am not in this or that.... Sleep Sleep Sleep to energize myself for the next thing to do.


#HatesBoringPeople
RomanceRe: The Guy Virgin by LEvuls(op): 5:13pm On Nov 27, 2014
chimerase2:
The first time I had sexx I neva sought for permission
Well maybe becos it was a dream cheesy
Amu still a conc virgin undecided
In ur case it was a strong thing that held u from asking grin
RomanceThe Guy Virgin by LEvuls(op): 4:37pm On Nov 27, 2014
After reading the hymen stuff about women, i couldnt stop asking about the men's own. . . learnt its the real virgin thing which when tampered upon left changes the status of the IHEA grin
Anywhere how about the men's own, how can the ladies know that her man's status quo of being a virgin is real huh

First of all it’s important to understand that there’s no way of physically knowing that he’s still a virgin – guys don’t have anything like a
hymen which can be broken during intercourse. So you will have to go by your intuition and gut instinct when it comes to determining if
your present boyfriend is a virgin.

Are there any common signs that SUGGEST he is A VIRGIN? The answer will be a yes and a no. Yes there are certain instinctual behaviors
that a virgin guy would exhibit but it’s not foolproof, moreover a lot of guys can just pretend at being a virgin too.


1. He Is Very Shy About Touching You:
This is not a definitive sign but it can well be an indication that the guy is a virgin. Men who have had intercourse at least once would not
be so shy of touching a girl. In fact shyness towards the opposite sex decidedly reduces in men who have been in intimate before. But
can you tell if a guy is a virgin just because he is shy about being intimate? Not really but it’s a strong sign. So if a guy is shy about
touching you, especially at the intimate body parts, it does hint at this being a virgin.

2. He Is Very Uncertain While Getting Physically Intimate:
If he is quite clueless about how to react to your advances then there is a possibility that it might well be his first time. Most guys who are
not virgins would just need a hint to start tearing at your clothes – they have done this before and their experience helps condition their
mind. Virgin guys would be very circumspect about how to go about getting intimate. If you are not a virgin, you will find the virgin guy
especially clueless.

3. He Kisses Awkwardly
Some guys are bad kissers but that does not mean they are virgins. But if a guy kisses awkwardly, in a very shy or inhibited manner, it’s
almost a sure sign that he is a virgin. If a guy is pretty good at kissing you can be sure that he is not a virgin no matter what he says.
Kissing takes practice and people get good at it with experience. Even the bad kissers are not clumsy or awkward; they just go at it all
wrong. Another aspect to look out for is whether he closes his eyes while kissing, most virgins tend to do that a lot.

4. He Asks For Permission While Making Love grin (jokes apart)
Typically a virgin guy is pretty unsure of what his moves ought to be. Being physically intimate is new territory for him. Even if he has
watched several adult movies, the first real experience is bound to be overwhelming for a guy. He is likely to fumble around a lot and he
will ask for permission before touching you or kissing you intimately. He is also bound to be confused about when to enter you. If he
looks like a lost sheep, though he may pretend as if he is very confident about what he’s doing, then you know that it’s his first experience.

5. He Has A Very Quick Orgasm:
If it’s his first intimate experience in love making, he is sure to orgasm quickly. Some virgin guys tend to ejaculate even before entering or
as soon as they enter. The first experience is always a nervous one for a guy because he will be constantly thinking about how he is
performing. Moreover he will get aroused at the smallest act of intimacy on your part causing him to come to an orgasm quickly.. grin Guys
with experience are more sensitized to their arousal and can control themselves a lot better.

So ladies look out and watch out these signs, its a suggestion Oh cos these days there lots of Saint Obi willing to go miles just to prove me wrong.

See my signature
LiteratureRe: Can You Hear My Heart? by LEvuls(m): 2:13pm On Nov 27, 2014
LEvuls:
Continuing....



My wife wakes me, “honey no work
today?”
I usually almost say, “Yes,”
but reality slaps me in the face
forcing me to shake my head
and sleep then untangles her sexy
body from mine.



off to work (brb)....
Now there is an ongoing “noise”
concert in my head
Yet the sound is not something I can
dance to.

In between working at my desk,
My eyelids intermittently kisses the
lower part of my eyes

My boss thinks I am dozing,
I explained the computer screen is too
bright
So I have to close my eyes and nod
my head
To exorcise the demons of modern
technology.

Now my pen is bleeding on the pad
before me
As I try to explain myself to thee
Perhaps you will understand all I am
trying to say
Perhaps I will be the one to
understand why you can’t understand
what I want you to understand.

All the same,
Please tell sleep that I love her
And I need her shivering warmth on
my body
For when we are into each other,
nothing else matters.
RomanceRe: Share Your Celibacy Relationship Experience Here. by LEvuls(m): 8:00am On Nov 27, 2014
Honestly cant remember....
Staying chaste is realy a good thing.
LiteratureRe: Can You Hear My Heart? by LEvuls(m): 7:30am On Nov 27, 2014
slimedge:
grin make una no spoil us for NL oooo
grin its a poem

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