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Happy birthday Cutie gurl Enjoy ur youth |
Nne kedu latest storia ![]() |
meccuno:This one wey u wan sentence am to death by ur firing squard ![]() Guy easy nah, no be murder case the man commit ![]() |
My ebony goddess Idol of my heart Heart purer than white pap Face tender than mushroom Words she possess melt iron Loveliness of her ways far too good to be rated by words Beads worn on her hands and neck Dangle to the rhythm of the ‘ewi’ that I read romantically to her ears If only she would be forever mine I will dance on my head While Lagbaja beat me the talking drum I will drink palm-wine from dawn to dusk I will pay dowry with cowry I will revive traditional ways in her honour. Cant stop loving you Jennimma B/w how can one survive having crushes coming left,right and centers Love Ireneony too ![]() |
Jennimma:This ur dearie is so so sweet |
Jennimma shout out to you ![]() |
To Ireneony Seasons greeting hope you dont .ony this season ![]() |
Queennelly:Same to you ![]() |
love yemi baby, she proudly african anyday and time For Cynthia she is good but seems ruggeddy ![]() |
henry9dayz:How could God be jealous of one's success especially when its coming out hardwork ![]() |
Its d african tinny, too much spirituality yet no sensitivity to yawnings of life. |
I have problem reading short hand Hated my short hand teacher while in school. Now am faced with realities of life cant read pass one line. |
Something to ponder from the Bible about The Rich, wouldnt add Fool cause am yet to be proved why he is fool. Lets read Luke 12 vs 16 Luke 12:16 And he spake a parable unto them, saying, The ground of a certain rich man brought forth plentifully:.............. (read down to verse 20. where his soul was required from the maker) Luke 12:20 But God said unto him, Thou fool, this night thy soul shall be required of thee: then whose shall those things be, which thou hast provided? Wondering what this man did wrongly to deserve this kind of death sentence ![]() Is it wrong doing to work hard, acquire the good things of life and enjoy the pleasures in it ![]() I have checked his wealth wasnt ill-gotten, why on earth was he taken like that ![]() |
YoungWiseCash:OP its a question of am i responsible for Down keeps ![]() If u do then anything she asks for shouldnt be a worry to you ![]() |
Queennelly:following |
NewsHub:Never mind OP. only irresponsible girl especialy d commercial sex worker kinda that doesnt love nice guys cos what they see and talk is money...they got no time for your nice being. |
Ur story my taste loving it...ride on safi |
Here’s a conversation between Mr. Pen and Miss Pad. I can’t help but eavesdrop on them. By all means enjoy this. Pen: (Ponders) What can’t i spill my ink on? Pad: (Laughs) Every surface is meant for you to bleed on Pen: It’s not a joke… Pad: Calm down dear, you are meant to love every surface you come in contact with Pen: Yeah, that’s true, but sometimes i get stuck and refuse to spill ink Pad: Why’s that? Pen: I don’t know exactly why, but i know some surfaces are not just right for my tips’ poke Pad: Very funny… (Flips) Pen: (Angrily) Stop flipping. i am distracted by your wantonness. You always have a way to get me drawn to you Pad: I will keep flipping until you fill me with all you’ve got Pen: (Heaves) You win. i have no other option Pad: Good! wait a minute, i heard you a while ago that you’ll love bleeding until you hunger for more pads… Pen: Uhmmm… I guess so… Pad: you mean you’ll be cheating on me? Pen: (Defensive) I never said so… Pad: Then..? Pen: I love you very much, but i have no other option. I can’t stick to you alone. After all, i have seen several of my kind spilling their ink on you. i never complained (Mumbles) may be i did… Pad: Well, i don’t have an option too, do i? Pen: No you don’t Pad: Neither do i Pen: Our relationship never ends. I guess we know how to handle our flirtatious lifestyle, right? Pad: (Flips) I guess so… Pen: Anyway, let’s get ready for tonight… Pad: Oh no! Pen: What again? Pad: I can’t say what it is… Pen: Just be prepared for tonight. I don’t know what our user will write again tonight Pad: (Heaves) She is always writing. I am scared… Pen: (Surprised) Why is that? Pad: (Sobs) I have just two pages left Pen: Oh! Pad: Yes… that means, we may not continue in this relationship again Silence Pen: Never mind, no matter how fresh the other might be, i know i will still be brought to fill up your edges and spaces Pad: Oh well, (Mockingly) i see you are almost finished too and will be replaced, then, we will be old; you’ll be thrown away, while I’ll be kept safe. Pen: Well, thanks for reminding me. there’s really no need for me to feel bad, my colleagues will continue from where i stopped; Poking pads like you and bleeding my ink on them. Silence Moments later, the writer walks into the dark room, turns on the light and picks up Pen and Pad to write. Both: Oh no! Pad: i have a feeling this story will end both or one of us Pen: I’m guessing it’s you… Pad: (Angrily) Shut up! That’s not funny… Writer begins to scribble voraciously on the title ‘THE UNTOLD’ passionately. She tears a page from the writing pad and throws it in the bin. Pad: (Shocked) She just tore a part of me! I am doomed! Pen: Sorry Pad, I will miss you, but i know i will soon join you… Pad: Shut up jor! Not funny anymore Pen: Ok, i will miss you Writer is done. She drops Pen and safely tucks Pad in a mini book-shelf. Pen: Pad… (Calls out softly) Pad, can you hear me? Silence Reading light is turned off. Pen Heaves |
Emodeee:are u begging her now ![]() anywhere its why we have this topic ![]() |
How times fly how on earth did i spend my morning bemoarning your absence your site would have made the difference Missed watching you turn your delicate head towards the right... watching slid your hands slowly from the tower you have as a neck, your fingers brushing slightly against your lips, lips that has a perfect crackes, I could see the blood in them why do you have cracked lips in this diamond face? Now am saddled with reality like i have been in disability not coping with the happenings around me. Work Work here and there Hates this moment of time My pen refusing to bleed on the pad, Writting sheets flying at the rhytm of the standing fan. Dont know how much time i have to kill to make my day still Never will i bemoan again Cos None can boast of owing the sun I cant own But i can bear her up in my hands while others try to catch her sight. |
Rusa:Pls am Sorry if i crossed your part |
Queennelly:I Know Sleep she is my best fantasy though am yet to get her testacy she held something powerful, Her touch who can resist Her kiss i can only insist Call her my inceest She eats up the grudges Her lips, they never stopped speaking only good of people. Those lips were the fountains from which wisdom flowed. Those lips didn’t just look good to kiss they had something that couldn’t be taken in just in a moment. Oh my world What a fool i will be if am to spend rest of my life with her. Even if i managed to get bread I might be without breathe to eat it. There is more to her more to her than her physical touch more to her than all her sex appeal She will only ruin what i was sent to do on earth I will rather be her helper whenever she calls as long as its safe for me to WAKE UP. |
Rusa:Stop being a religious bigot |
I dont know what it means to be bored , i have never been bored before , i cant even imagine myself being bored. Either am doing this or am doing that, and if am not in this or that.... Sleep Sleep Sleep to energize myself for the next thing to do. #HatesBoringPeople |
chimerase2:In ur case it was a strong thing that held u from asking ![]() |
After reading the hymen stuff about women, i couldnt stop asking about the men's own. . . learnt its the real virgin thing which when tampered upon left changes the status of the IHEA ![]() Anywhere how about the men's own, how can the ladies know that her man's status quo of being a virgin is real ![]() First of all it’s important to understand that there’s no way of physically knowing that he’s still a virgin – guys don’t have anything like a hymen which can be broken during intercourse. So you will have to go by your intuition and gut instinct when it comes to determining if your present boyfriend is a virgin. Are there any common signs that SUGGEST he is A VIRGIN? The answer will be a yes and a no. Yes there are certain instinctual behaviors that a virgin guy would exhibit but it’s not foolproof, moreover a lot of guys can just pretend at being a virgin too. 1. He Is Very Shy About Touching You: This is not a definitive sign but it can well be an indication that the guy is a virgin. Men who have had intercourse at least once would not be so shy of touching a girl. In fact shyness towards the opposite sex decidedly reduces in men who have been in intimate before. But can you tell if a guy is a virgin just because he is shy about being intimate? Not really but it’s a strong sign. So if a guy is shy about touching you, especially at the intimate body parts, it does hint at this being a virgin. 2. He Is Very Uncertain While Getting Physically Intimate: If he is quite clueless about how to react to your advances then there is a possibility that it might well be his first time. Most guys who are not virgins would just need a hint to start tearing at your clothes – they have done this before and their experience helps condition their mind. Virgin guys would be very circumspect about how to go about getting intimate. If you are not a virgin, you will find the virgin guy especially clueless. 3. He Kisses Awkwardly Some guys are bad kissers but that does not mean they are virgins. But if a guy kisses awkwardly, in a very shy or inhibited manner, it’s almost a sure sign that he is a virgin. If a guy is pretty good at kissing you can be sure that he is not a virgin no matter what he says. Kissing takes practice and people get good at it with experience. Even the bad kissers are not clumsy or awkward; they just go at it all wrong. Another aspect to look out for is whether he closes his eyes while kissing, most virgins tend to do that a lot. 4. He Asks For Permission While Making Love (jokes apart)Typically a virgin guy is pretty unsure of what his moves ought to be. Being physically intimate is new territory for him. Even if he has watched several adult movies, the first real experience is bound to be overwhelming for a guy. He is likely to fumble around a lot and he will ask for permission before touching you or kissing you intimately. He is also bound to be confused about when to enter you. If he looks like a lost sheep, though he may pretend as if he is very confident about what he’s doing, then you know that it’s his first experience. 5. He Has A Very Quick Orgasm: If it’s his first intimate experience in love making, he is sure to orgasm quickly. Some virgin guys tend to ejaculate even before entering or as soon as they enter. The first experience is always a nervous one for a guy because he will be constantly thinking about how he is performing. Moreover he will get aroused at the smallest act of intimacy on your part causing him to come to an orgasm quickly.. Guyswith experience are more sensitized to their arousal and can control themselves a lot better. So ladies look out and watch out these signs, its a suggestion Oh cos these days there lots of Saint Obi willing to go miles just to prove me wrong. See my signature |
LEvuls:Now there is an ongoing “noise” concert in my head Yet the sound is not something I can dance to. In between working at my desk, My eyelids intermittently kisses the lower part of my eyes My boss thinks I am dozing, I explained the computer screen is too bright So I have to close my eyes and nod my head To exorcise the demons of modern technology. Now my pen is bleeding on the pad before me As I try to explain myself to thee Perhaps you will understand all I am trying to say Perhaps I will be the one to understand why you can’t understand what I want you to understand. All the same, Please tell sleep that I love her And I need her shivering warmth on my body For when we are into each other, nothing else matters. |
Honestly cant remember.... Staying chaste is realy a good thing. |
slimedge: its a poem |
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