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farano:
Your head dey dia

Mek my head no wet oh

Conclusion Its neither here no there

Someone once said "without testimg there wont be any testimony "



Well it depends on what you are testing for and the result u want from it

farano:
hehehehe upon say I squeeze my face I still look very very pretty

Yes Oh... e fine pass Ferrari

Encourage him how
Is he not getting his pay fair enough here abi person dey block his progress here

OP seun no get problem i no know how you wan mek we tek encourage am


Seun dey very OK.... after all market dey sell wella even without googling #land its there


So blessing for him, abi OP u wan mek we begin trowey ourselves for him on the floor being here atleast once everyday is enough encouragement on his side.

Common Sense thing no be Facts atall for me.

OlamiB:
Hardly will you see parents advice their grown up boys to stay away from sex till their wedding night, after all the wedding bed should be undefiled. This is actually not the case of an average african female teen because right from onset she has been adviced not to do so. Some parents go as far as doing virginity test for their daughters annually just to be sure she is kept HOLY without bothering about the male child.
In churches too, I have witnessed this twice ; non-virgin girls were asked to come out and give their lives to christ while also considering to remain pure till they marry, also leaving the male child out.
My mum also gisted me about the wedding she attended, she said the MC asked female virgins to come out and pray for the newly wedded couple, I was just looking at her.
If we keeep clamouring for gender equality then this must be part of it, non_virgin females should not be seen as lesser being in contrast to the guys that feel proud about doing same thing.
Some guys cnt even recall the number of females they have had sex with, yet they call girls that do the same slut.

Cos its like a blocked doughnut only to be eaten when its done

Thank God we re nt being asked or checked for such.

OP I Yam proud....no one is asking me and no one will ever asked me such dissaproving question if i yam a virgin or earo contractor airline.

MizMyColi:

Ok, its official - I need a translation

I schooled in public.

U looked lyk my classmate from otukpo community school

All these talk here nd there end for f.vck nawaoh ...so man no get any other business for this world other than to fvck woman

God help me




I want stop it




Op lets us change.




signed

farano:
Pocket things naim matter

Farano o gi di ife na foto




y u do face lyk dat for ur d.p

Symbol1:
I grew up wit my Dad alone nd he bin a business man travelld 1 day.@9t,I woke up nd met my self unclad nd our house maid.I didn't c any trace of blood bt I wz scared if he did anytn wrong 2 me.....Immediately I saw dt,I startd cryin nd he left my rum.Since dt day,I kept it a secret nd neva tld any1 even my dad wen he came bk.Now am 19yrs old nd my bf askd wen he came 2 my hostel last 9t if am actually a V as I tld him wen we startd dating.I nodded in affirmation nd he tld me 2 plz kip it 4 him dt he's ready 2 wait 4 me.Immediately he left,my mind went bk 2 d agony I had nursed in my h@ nd I begin 2 wonder if am actually a V.Nw am rily afraid nd sad...I couldn't even go 4 lectures 2day nd I av no 1 to discuss dis wit.Nw,I wanna knw wat u guys tink.if am actually a V as am afraid of gng 2 c a doc wu myt end up brkin my hymen in d process of checkin if am stil intact.....#tnkz#

@Op i tink u re so much attached to ur moniker
every symbol for u seems to be either i yam or i amant




for simply go see a doc if u aint so sure.

Not a big deal, out there in europe smoking is a way of life most especially during d cold weather seasons, they smoke even around d mosque or church premises.

Na only for here this part of the world where its seems abominable.

johnbuck81:
wat if she carry ur 8k go put 4 native doctor pot?
na there u go fear na!

When are u gonna be free from Nollywood village movie

Is that realy you there @DP









Will tell u the ones for u later

Was searching for Love, Romance and Sex chat and suddenly the site pops up first in my google search.

















As u can see i havnt seen it








thats is why i yam still here monitoring moves








just incase she shows up

Ikebesupa:
Now the suprising thing is that after this guy had left, this girl keep bugging me on how much she need sex.... Its funny

Pishure of her bugging u for sex or Its not funny

Girls beware of what u post online...



Nigas ready to expose you

Incase Seconded

skyprofm:
Last friday my best friend wanted to go clubbing and we agreed to go together with my babe as she was around from school at my place. That evening I started to purge so I asked them to go ahead so as not too disrupt the plans. It was sunday evening that my friend sent me a text apologising for sleeping with my girl claiming they were both drunk and got carried away. Crazy thing is my girl is yet to tell me anything till now. I'm going crazy here. What do I do

Continue with ur craze nah u never pay BP and e dey u like this


Sorry nnu

Sorry at 17yrs old....pls let her focuse on her books.


having a bf plus u is alot of distractions on her side. No offence, every time get time and season...even if u want to marry her now, she is not yet ripe at that 17.

You get timOoo







Anywherez..







Its not good to prize goods that u end up not buying even when the seller gives u ur prize.





T2ul

ireneony:
mtchew France again

Na der e apun

ireneony:
I tink am keeping it to myself. if u say anything now, some nairalander will use it against u.
am here to view comment

Pen off luz in Vergin airline

ronald4lif:
Lol! I have forgotten the girl I actually wooed first but I also used to rehearse lines on how to woo a girl, I will be rehearsing them as someone who's seating for an exam the next day. Funny thing is, after rehearsing and upon approaching the girl my moral will drop to zero and I will be gisting irrelevant things with her. Then after the encounter I will be hating on myself for being a lackey. I didn't even know how I finally came over it and later develop confidence when making passes at girls. I guess the maturity and confidence comes with time.

so am not realy alone in this

Guys share your experince about the first time you tried wooing a lady (her reaction and yours too)


Ladies you are not alone too...lets see your reaction to his expression of intent for you

well mine wasnt funny sha, its a day i can hardly forget considering the fact that it happened on a valentine day.
There was this girl that always make my heart skip like rams each time i set my eyes on her around neigborhood. Her site was a beauty to behold, infact each that passes without seeing her, ends sadly for me.
The worst was that i lacked the courage to approached her. Even with all my in-door practices of how am going to engage her one on one conversation, still outside fear wont let me be
Looking at myself at the mirror always i can hear this daring voice telling "go boy, you have this going for you when you start, she will immediately say yes to you".
I have to wait till the Valentine comes so that fate and luck of the day will be on my side. I bought her a lovely wrist watch and a Love Card, gave it to my younger sister to assist me in giving it to her cos she was her senior in secoundary school. Just within five minutes my sister returned that the girl wants to see me.
Wow! So quickly she accepted i said to myself ! feeling elected i surmoned courage to see her
In that blitheful mood i met her face to face for the first time of my life. She then opened her mouth and the droped the bombshell What is the meaning of this "Dont ever try this nonsense with me then she threw those things i bought at me.
I left witout keeping those things, but just while i thought everything was over, my sister called me that she just came by in the house with those items.....everyone in the house got to know, i became the joke of the month.
Since then wooing girls eh Has been look before you leap thing



Ok yours

No other than losing my dad.... @10
so painful

senexy:
So a while ago I got curious like what do men think about when they see women or I was wondering if they were curious as to what made women tick so I decided to consult some of my male friends and it turns out guys are pretty simple beings unlike the women folk *no offence ladies* but if I had asked my babes I’m sure the questions would have being a mile long. So I asked them and here are some of the questions that came up:

1) Ladies if you were sexually attracted to a guy, or if there is just something about him that makes you want to rip his clothes off: D would you tell him outright or would you look for ways to tell him without actually saying the words?

2)What do you find the most attractive in men? ;

3)How many guys asked you out today? Be honest!!

4)Can you hook up with a guy you just met or if a guy you just met were to ask ‘can we hook up’ what would you say?

5)Why do you dress down a-times?

6)If a guy were to walk up to you and ask why you were dressed shabbily/awkwardly what would be your reaction? :/

7)What if he were to say stuff like ‘damn girl why you gotta be so hot’ *okay I didn’t type that I think I had a mini seizure* what would you say and how would you feel?

What inspires you to dress up and I mean sexily/hotly; is it to feel good or to give the men folk a mini heart attack? :ppppp

9)Okay ladies let’s get freaky : D what turns you on?

10)If a guy you like or the guy you like presently were to ask what it was that turns you on about him what would you say? X_X

11)What can your current boyfriend/partner do to make you cheat on him? ;(

12)Do you feel beautiful/ sexy in your own skin * oh I don’t mean in the nude* I mean at all times duhhhh?

13)And finally let’s get raunchy up in this piece!!!! Are you good in bed *in vin diesels voice*?

Simple as 123 right well that brings us to the end of today’s questions, please leave your answers / replies in the comments section and please do so in the order that the questions were asked so that we know which question you happen to be answering.

Oya start answering all these questions

Get money Get the ladies rolling & running down ur heels





whoever that says money cant buy you happiness doesnt know where to shop.

Its like eating left-over food

Priceless24:
. Ladies need to buckle up, down there.

If una like buckle front and back...man must wack






no be so

englishmart:


the thing dey scratch NE? Abi na scratch card?

anyway, naking continues

Why u dey asked girl to close im leg, you sabi where she dey breet from




anywhere since you no be girl...desist from their matter

FLAWLES:
December s around d corner ad am still single

Baby pls chills mek season end ok




i dont mind making u d queenet of my heart