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There are some thread guys don't need to open, and it makes ladies take us for granted.

Everything gats its own perspectives, so this is a false!

COOL!

obaayo2:
buy m6 or l6...same specs but l6 battery is 4000+mah..while m6 is 2020mah..l6 is 25k and m6 is 18.5k

Thanks bro, am honored!

But I think I should try (Tecno Phantom Z mini) please how much is it now?

Temysteve:
hi

How u doing?

Browyn:
of course

Can't someone enjoy it without rooting? coz am planning to buy a tecno phone, by next week, but planning to buy l6 go for the lastest gionee phone with same price range. which gionee is the lastest at almost same price?

Thanks!

brainoid:
Wheezyoung, you're welcome..


Browny see am

Do u root ya fone?

donteddy:
The woman is a man

Got it!

krall:
Election is at hand and people are thinking of how to have sex with a girl.

Is that election your precious heart that beats, that u are crazy about it, huh?

This Is "Romance" section, let me type it for u again "Romance"... U can never take romance section to Politics, So everything gat it own dapartment.

So don't type crap in here next time!

3cycle:
You've shifted to Jomil? What happened to Tasha? I want to believe you are into women Lewis pls do the needful

Yeah! I shiffted away from her (Tacha) being too proud with high ego.

I summoned her moniker, so she typed discourteousely at me, meanwhile she's not even up to par, I mentioned your moniker too on that comment, if u couldn't lash at me who the hell is she, she couldn't adhere it merited, so I divorce her because I don't give a damn!

The only person I can never divorce on here is "3cycle"... cause I am intoxicated by her (3cycle) to be honest. because I God created me as a sooth-sayer!

Precise! what needful? coz an ready to do the needful.

kevinberry:
Don't understand this piece

Do try read it again, it's quite funny!

kevinberry:
Don't understand this piece

Do try read it again, it's hilarious.

DonX001:
If I hear say I siddown for this kain midnight dey read this kain loong story!
I'll rather read the whole Old testament from Genesis to Malachi than read this!

After u've read it!

Got it from a friend of mine. It's kind of long one, but promise me you won't skip to the punch line because it's pretty damned funny . . .

Before I get into the joke I need to tell
you ANOTHER joke first . . .

"How do you tell if a woman in Las Vegas is a
prostitute?"
"She makes eye contact."
OK, now that that's out of the way . . .

A couple weeks ago my buddy Jared was
in Las Vegas when a beautiful woman
in a tiny black cocktail dress
made eye contact across the Casino floor.

Jared felt a shiver go right down
his spine and right to his crotch the moment
she looked at him.

She was gorgeous. Tall. Dark eyes.
A sway to her hips.

The woman walked over to Jared
and he bought her a drink.
She laid a hand on his bicep. Then
she laid a hand on his thigh and he felt
himself strain against his pants.
"So." She said. She gave him a little
squeeze.

"So." he said. "Uhh . . . um . . . how
much for a hand job?"
"A hand job," she said? And the words fell out
of her mouth like honey.
"Yeah. Yeah. How much for a hand job" he
sputtered.

"A hand job is $1,000" she said, plain and
innocent
like she was giving him directions to the mall.
Jared felt nauseous in his stomach.
"$1,000 ?," he said. "$1,000 for a hand job?
What . . .

What makes your hand jobs so good that
they're worth $1,000 dollars "
A tiny smile crept across the woman's lips.
"Come with me," she said and she slithered
towards the casino door.

Jared followed her outside.
"Do you see that Denny's down the street?,"
she said.
Jared looked and saw a Denny's about a
quarter mile down
the road.
"Yeah."

"Do you see that other Denny's a little
further down?"
Jared strained his eyes, but he saw it. Denny's
are thick on the ground in Vegas.

"I own BOTH of those Denny's because I give a
hand job that's worth $1,000."

Jared swallowed hard and looked for an ATM.
When the hand job was over Jared lay in
his hotel bed in a state of shock.

It had been amazing. The greatest hand
job he'd ever received. He wasn't even
sure he'd ever be able to self-service
again because it would pale so much in
comparison.

Every muscle in his body was slack.
He felt . . . warm. Happy. Safe.

The woman walked out of the bathroom
drying her hands. She started walking
towards the door.
"Wait! Wait," Jared said.

"Uhh . . . listen. That was . . . that was
amazing. But I have to know . . . I just have
to. How much for a Mouth Action?"
"A Mouth Action," the woman said (or maybe
she purred?)
"A Mouth Action is $5,000."

"$5,000 !!!!" Jared almost screamed. "Listen,
you just gave me the greatest hand job of
my life, but what the heck makes
your blow jobs worth $5,000 ?"
The woman walked towards the hotel
window.

"Do you see that hotel across
the street?" she asked.
Jared looked at the hotel. It wasn't
a huge casino or anything, but it was a nice
hotel with maybe 100 rooms right off
the strip. It was easily worth millions.
It had gargoyles that seemed
to stare at Jared with beady, hungry
eyes.
"Yeah. I see it."

"I own that hotel because I give
blow jobs that are worth $5,000."
Jared knew he was sunk. He couldn't
afford it but he HAD to know what
this woman could do with her mouth
that was worth $5,000 . . .

He went downstairs and got her a cashier's
check.
And the Mouth Action was . . . amazing . . .

It was a religious experience for Jared. He felt
his body and his soul separate. He felt loved
and wanted. He felt powerful. He felt all
the stresses of his life . . . his wife . . .his
kids . . . his job that he hated so much . . .
just fade away.

And when she was done he just lay there
in total, absolute bliss . . .
He heard the woman gurgling with mouth
wash in the bathroom. She picked up
her purse to leave.

And even though he didn't WANT to say
anything
because he KNEW he couldn't afford it
he couldn't help himself . .
"Wait! Wait!"
She stopped.

"I have to know. How much for
the pu**ssy?"
"The Kitty-Cat?" she said and
she saw a twinkle in her eye.

She walked back to the window.
"Do you see Las Vegas out there? Do you see
the giant casinos, the monstrous hotels,
the hot dog vendors, the strip clubs, the
bright neon signs, the roller coasters, the
theaters, the working girls . . . do you see the cabs and and the bouncers and the slot machines? Do
you
see ALL of Las Vegas out there covered in
light and pulsing??"

Jared's mouth went dry. "Yeah, I see it."
"Honey, if I had a pu**ssy, I'd own all of that
too."

You meanam?

YES!!! Wetin hapen since all this days?

Mine will 3cycle or Jomile....

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6. High Ego!

Empero1:
Sorry , you don't have logical mind .

For your. mind!

elantraceey:
How did you come about that?

About what?

Nice one, adhered with your post!

Nice one, LaurelP
I don't just know why they are hiding such a thing?

Well in the country I am ladies express their feelings to men, that's why they live longer over here!

AyokunleRuth:
money betrayed them. cos if it's not for poverty they wouldn't have decided to commit suicide.

Funny but true!

amyjuicey:
D woman is a betrayer because t'was dat parachute on her that gave her d confidence to jump first. If not, she wil do same d man did.

What a sensible comment from this my lady!

elantraceey:
oh you didn't notice?

If u can deduce it that way, but other viewers adhere to my post!

All this artist and there longathroat!

elantraceey:
Then since you know i'm not referring to you why were you pained?

"Pained"?

My comments shows nothing frm being "Pained"...

elantraceey:
Then why did it get to you soo much or are you quilty of it?

I am guilty of nothing, coz I don't do it I'm always a simple guy and well mannered, have I own disciplines and follow good protocols of a well living.

So I don't do such...

elantraceey:
You know that's not true except it was a slap in your face

That isn't up to par, to make a slap on my face.

I never heard of a team called Chelsea, in the history of "World Club Cup"...

elantraceey:
Same with my post !!!

Your post was a churlish post!

elantraceey:
What did this thread do?

Passes a message, which was true!

elantraceey:
What exactly in that comment is biased?

U showed some kinda aggressiveness on that comment, and also hit-back at men for no reason.