daram007:
Pls help me check omorilewa olukunle

OmorilewaOlukunleNIS-000000686070MaleOYOCONPASS 06 ... your name is on the list

Paragondan:
pls is ondo state on the list?

yes

No other list is coming out ... Jst got a mail confirming that some minutes back .. Congrats to those who were short listed ... All the best fellas

raph4u2007:
Congratulations to all naira landers that have seen their names on the lists, but you guys should let others here to know if you have received an email to show for it. That's not all the names to be posted. There's nobody from anambra on the lists, besides the names are not complete for other states, if each State has 125 slots and there are just 2000 names on the lists, then we are expecting the next batch of names for the remaining 2000 plus.

re u sure ?

pellagra

bet why your brother carry drugs now ?

call it whatever u want man.... tomatoes , potatoes , cookies , pus88y cat .. it is what it is hommie

unibenstudent1:
na pu#ssy cat they had u talk,u dey fu#ck up Mr man

chai deres Godt oooo!!!

naijaboiy:

Bwahahahahahaha!!!

This is like the funniest statement i've read in ages

I'm being insecure cos I don't have pink lips?
Your thinking process must be slow.

Girls like you who don't know what they really want,,creating threads up and down are the truely insecure ones

Today it's tall guys,,tomorrow it's pink lips,,next tomorrow it's side burns.

I pity your type

Keep being picky until you pass your stage for marriage and that's how all the guys you pick will use you like a rag and dump you in the gutters.

Don't go and look for a real guy with good qualities,,be looking for a guy with pink lips

Na pink lips go put food for your table after marriage

Number one mofo

uhmmmm we call em SKELENTE!!!

unibenstudent1:
I don jam slangs but, which kind potatoes?

#Wizkid'sVoice# SWEET POTATOES

unibenstudent1:
hahaha,but wetin be creamies oga

tomatoes sellers at day time in benin re creamies at night #winkwink#

unibenstudent1:
so local,ewwww the last gal I heard say that was a seller in oba market Benin city,she was selling tomatoes and pepper

#inObiagon'sVoice# i concur jajastically

unibenstudent1:
that sector should be subsidised by all the relevant stakeholders

exchange rate increment .. lol

unibenstudent1:
who made it that expensive bro?

like terry G lip ??

yhomz093:
I have chocolate lips and I'm proud of it, Bleep pink lips

chimerase2:
All becos of cat

same cat that goes for 5k in abraka , 3k in auchi, banga n freshfish in warri, suya in ibadan, 10k in lagos .... to say the least

pink cap nko ?

uhmmm ... Eko oni baje oooo!!!

free... cos its beside sambisa

drinking too much alomo, shepe, afato, babanbura, ogidiga, fire for fire, osomo, odende, derok, monkey tail, jedi .....

pictures of the person returning the iphone to you or i dont bliv it ..

Here are some of the essential tips to note:
1. Flee from persons with feminine appearances and features; except thine mum. Even your sisters and ‘sisters’ should be avoided.
2. Thou shall not make up with ex-girlfriends. Avoid their calls because it’s at this season that they “all of a sudden” stumble across your number. Ignore pleas from their best friends, pastors and mums.
3. Thou shall not smile at ladies you meet at the banks, ATM centers, shopping malls, and cinemas. In fact do NOT smile at ladies anywhere money can exchange hands.
4. Thou shall keep a straight face when in a public transportation vehicle. Do not laugh at jokes especially if it is told by a female person beside you. One laugh and she has you right where she wants you.
Oh. You have a girlfriend already? Ok let’s see what can work for you.
1. If you get into a quarrel and she walks out on you, thou shall not plead, kneel, run after or solicit to have her back. In fact, this is a very good blessing.
2. Thou shall avoid watching TV with her. Avoid it at ALL costs. This is a technique that has destroyed many financial statuses. You want to avoid the “oh honey. Look, it’s Rhythm Unplugged and it’s just 10k but 50k for VIP. And you know I’m your VIP” Whenever she’s around, make sure the TV is turned off or you guys are watching a movie (NOT a Christmas movie)
3. Thou should start complaining from TODAY about your network problems. Tell her “nowadays, I don’t know what’s wrong with my phone. It rings but when I pick, I can’t hear anything.” This will help when she starts whining for not taking her calls.
4. For those whose girlfriends are so smart not to pick quarrels with you, try the “first to complain method”. Complain about everything you can think of; Boko Haram, salty food, pressure from work, fuel subsidy removal, PHCN, Missing remote control, etc.
5. If she doesn’t lose her cool, then it is time to play the last card. Pick a fight. Anything can cause a fight. Maybe get a lady friend to call while she’s around, fail to ‘like’ her IG posts or just laugh at some babe’s joke on twitter.
Guys once you can do away with your girlfriend this season or stay single, you can be sure of a better year ahead. I advise that you stay single till February 15. It’s cost effective. To ladies reading this, I’m not a bad person; I’ve only just revealed some tricks your man may want to play. Be vigilant.

i smell a virgiiiin ...

aaronson: No disrespect op but these are garbage aforementioned,only two ways for a lady to detect a male virgin 1 Throw yourself at him and let him catch and hold you close next thing you 'd hear is damn you body's so soft....(2) if you wanna do that night thing with him,observe him closely he's gonna be amazed to see a full grown woman naked eventhough he's been seeing it in porn and explicit materials and surely gonna be confuse the right hole to insert it.

Spotless180: I am running 29 now and i have not had sex with any lady till now.
I have kissed a girl before but it did not result to sex eventually.

My reason is that:
1. I don't see sex as the most important thing in life than pursuing ur goals in life.

2. People behave as if sex is food that you cannot live without. And it pisses me off. Sex is not everything.

3. Am so so scared of the dreaded hiv/AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases. I dont want to be a victim.

4. I dont believe in the use of condom. As there are people saying is not hundred percent safe for use. And i cant spend my money on that.

5. They also preach it in church that pre-marital sex is a sin.

6. I don't want to father any child now as i am not ready for it now. So i had to stay away from sex.
If u are not ready to be a father, why impregnate a girl and later ask her to commit abortion.

These are some reason i have not engaged in sexual activities for now.

Do you think it will affect my married life later?

chai egbon oti fe si yin small!

maikhel: Hi, I'm currently at home due to internal strike in my university, if there's vacancy for me in any job type, just indicate here. Once again I'm an SSCE holder and an undergraduate. Cheers

yes .. omo odo (housemaid) , conductor , cleaner ....

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chai .. u don use all ur money buy fone for con still dey borrow d fone .. for bleepSake get a life man!

if she has a crush on you, CRUSH and get Arrested , , lol

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