Here are some of the essential tips to note:
1. Flee from persons with feminine appearances and features; except thine mum. Even your sisters and ‘sisters’ should be avoided.
2. Thou shall not make up with ex-girlfriends. Avoid their calls because it’s at this season that they “all of a sudden” stumble across your number. Ignore pleas from their best friends, pastors and mums.
3. Thou shall not smile at ladies you meet at the banks, ATM centers, shopping malls, and cinemas. In fact do NOT smile at ladies anywhere money can exchange hands.
4. Thou shall keep a straight face when in a public transportation vehicle. Do not laugh at jokes especially if it is told by a female person beside you. One laugh and she has you right where she wants you.
Oh. You have a girlfriend already? Ok let’s see what can work for you.
1. If you get into a quarrel and she walks out on you, thou shall not plead, kneel, run after or solicit to have her back. In fact, this is a very good blessing.
2. Thou shall avoid watching TV with her. Avoid it at ALL costs. This is a technique that has destroyed many financial statuses. You want to avoid the “oh honey. Look, it’s Rhythm Unplugged and it’s just 10k but 50k for VIP. And you know I’m your VIP” Whenever she’s around, make sure the TV is turned off or you guys are watching a movie (NOT a Christmas movie)
3. Thou should start complaining from TODAY about your network problems. Tell her “nowadays, I don’t know what’s wrong with my phone. It rings but when I pick, I can’t hear anything.” This will help when she starts whining for not taking her calls.
4. For those whose girlfriends are so smart not to pick quarrels with you, try the “first to complain method”. Complain about everything you can think of; Boko Haram, salty food, pressure from work, fuel subsidy removal, PHCN, Missing remote control, etc.
5. If she doesn’t lose her cool, then it is time to play the last card. Pick a fight. Anything can cause a fight. Maybe get a lady friend to call while she’s around, fail to ‘like’ her IG posts or just laugh at some babe’s joke on twitter.
Guys once you can do away with your girlfriend this season or stay single, you can be sure of a better year ahead. I advise that you stay single till February 15. It’s cost effective. To ladies reading this, I’m not a bad person; I’ve only just revealed some tricks your man may want to play. Be vigilant.

FRENCH translation plc

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lol. Onpoint

Outtaline

Lol.

In hausa: dan uwarisu

#teamsingleandnotreadytomingle

Interesting! Some of us may have to wait till February 15th then lol

LOL

9ice

Money is good.

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