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Celebrities › Re: Davido Buys himself A Brand New Range Rover Jeep for Christmas [photo] by lexdino: 8:12pm On Dec 08, 2014

optimusprime2:
where are the french students?

Phones › Re: The Meaning/importance Of Hashtag(#) by lexdino: 9:55pm On Dec 05, 2014

Politics › Re: Nigeria Police To Restore Speaker Tambuwal's Security by lexdino: 9:33pm On Dec 05, 2014

What is a Tambuwal? Did the OP mistake it for Tumbler? Or is it that Lil Bow-Wow now has a brother called Tam Bow-Wow? Someone should please explain coz we dont know who is Tam Bow Wow here in Palay.

Politics › Re: The Policies Jonathan May Implement After Reelection by lexdino: 9:29pm On Dec 05, 2014

What is a GEJ? Is that an adjective or a verb? If it is, can it be used to measure crimes? Like, for instance, the suspect was guilty of 3 GEJ counts; stealing, corruption and cluelessness. Someone should please explain to those of us schooling in Palay.

Celebrities › Re: This Annoying Thing About Nigerian Comedians by lexdino: 7:38pm On Dec 03, 2014

@op, how does this affect the price of garri in the market? U laff or u nor laff, wetin concern us? The reason you aint laughing no more is because GEJ plagued the average Nigerians with so much problems that they no longer find anything worth smiling to talkless of laugh. GEJ is working shall.

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Nairaland General › Re: Fuel Scarcity Looms Over Delayed Subsidy Payments by lexdino: 7:25am On Dec 03, 2014

Eleyi gidi gan! Surely, this one will affect the price of garri in the market. For all those GEJ supporters, may your lives be blessed by God the same way GEJ is blessing Nigeria. GEJ is working.

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Romance › Re: Who Is The Most Popular Girl/boy On Romance section by lexdino: 9:27pm On Nov 23, 2014

preposterous lokilocy.

Car Talk › Re: 15 Vehicles Logos And Their Meaning(pics) by lexdino: 2:51pm On Nov 23, 2014*

What an emblemo cocaral. Malagne infenus. Asceferis roshiwota. **sips more Mcdowells** I call this an obafeminis mulusca. In Palay where I school, people don't discuss issues like this.

Romance › Re: Share Your Betrayal Experiences Here by lexdino: 9:27pm On Nov 22, 2014

Reiyvinn:
Erhm, I don't keep friends but niqqaz. Betrayal doun exist in the crew. You set we up, kiss your sorry arse goodbye....

Erhm, I don't have a 'love of my life.' That's bullshit. We go around with mature ladies who ride diçks without a need for relay-shun-sheeps. So whenever one butts out, the other bìtch takes her place.

This is the best way to avoid disappointments (limit your expectations).

Cc: Mprex

One bottle of chilled Alomo for you.

Celebrities › Re: Duncan Mighty's Girlfriend/Fiancee: Vivien by lexdino: 7:41pm On Nov 16, 2014

where's MrCork. Is this one light skinned?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Girl In To Come Massage My Back At Home by lexdino(op): 9:16pm On Nov 13, 2014

Hmmmm. Na me post this thing?

Romance › Re: Pampering Of Guys/Ladies In Relationships-isnt It Disastrous? by lexdino: 11:34pm On Nov 11, 2014

laroux:
@op girls actually vary. If you're talking about Caucasians, Latinos and Asians then yes you should pamper them cos they know what love and relationships entails. They know what it means to live someone and they will make your life very easy and worth living. But on the other hand, their Nigerian counterparts are nothing but pile of faeces. Nigerian girls will make your life very miserable cos they are all hoes, ex prostitutes and potential prostitutes. All they know is free food, recharge cards, Brazilian hair, blackberry and the front sit of a man's car cos that's their life worth. While some of the sensible ones amongst these harlots are getting engagement and wedding rings, the others are busy getting recharge cards. Do yourself and don't try pampering a Nigerian girl. The only thing they understand is a good whopping. A very good beating if she goes out of line. If you pamper her she will see you as a fool. If you pamper her she will call you a weak man in the midst of her friends. But on the other hand, if you beat her whenever she misbehave, she will adore you. She will see you as a demigod and will worship the ground you walk.

abeg, one alomo for you

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Romance › Re: Pampering Of Guys/Ladies In Relationships-isnt It Disastrous? by lexdino: 11:24pm On Nov 11, 2014

Yomieluv:
My girlfriends always call me a psycho..

I am indifferent to whatever attitude they put,I don't cram any one's phone number,incase she messes up,instant deletion,without any qualms..

I spent my time,and resources to look good,hardly have time for any dilly-dally with any babe.

Funniest thing,they can't just let me be..

Never treat her like a Celeb, else she will treat you like a Fan..

One bottle of Orijin for you

Politics › Re: Why Boko Haram Fight And Some Recommendations For Quelling Their Insurgency. by lexdino: 6:51am On Nov 09, 2014

GEJ: all these peasants discussing BH are just jobless, when i had no shoes i didnt waste time discussing government matters. BH sef, dem nor get human pity. Bombing everywhere like it's their father's house. Even if BH bombs the whole of north, I will still win the forthcoming election. Common $20 billion dollars missing and it's as if I commited a crime. Is stealing corruption? Ordinary 200 girls missing and you people wont allow me rest? Girls that I dont even know their faces. Well, what can they do to me if I fail to bring back their girls? Nothing. Empty vessels making the loudest noise. Later, Nigerians will say i'm clueless when you people are the ones that are actually clueless. Nigerians giving me headache since 2009BC.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Girl In To Come Massage My Back At Home by lexdino(op): 7:01pm On Nov 02, 2014

bossminded:
Here b like ugbagwe If u need Okpo go time out or ugbagwe.

LOL

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › I Need A Girl In To Come Massage My Back At Home by lexdino(op): 5:16pm On Nov 02, 2014*

Family › Re: Nigerian Couple Welcome Octuplets In South Africa by lexdino: 7:20pm On Oct 22, 2014

Is the man happy?

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Breweries Plc Recruiting Trainee Shift Managers by lexdino: 9:21pm On Oct 14, 2014

seapson:
.

i catch you

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Breweries Plc Recruiting Trainee Shift Managers by lexdino: 9:17pm On Oct 14, 2014

DGKN:
Good

hmmm. My partner in crime.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Breweries Plc Recruiting Trainee Shift Managers by lexdino: 9:15pm On Oct 14, 2014

Okay

Health › Re: Britain Includes Nigeria On List Of Ebola Infested Countries by lexdino: 9:34pm On Oct 10, 2014

I think it's about time GEJ should ban the addittion of 'bola' to any Nigerian name. Those in support say high, those against say nay. The highs have it

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Sports › Re: Keshi Shuts Out Martins, Iheanacho From Super Eagles by lexdino: 5:06am On Sep 23, 2014

Toasts to me for making front page since 1412 BC without the NL app*raises glass but it fell from hand*. Onto the matter, wetin the OP say Keshi dey praise about Mikel this time around? Someone who read should please summarise because I don't read news that has a 'mikel & keshi' written on it.

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Politics › Re: The Co*k-And-Bull Story Of The FG On Smuggled $9.3m to SA - Festus Keyamo by lexdino: 10:57pm On Sep 17, 2014

$9.3 million? Na beans? Guess the money was intended to buy arms for boko boys coz i'm beginning to suspect #PraiseDiPapa party might be the ones sponsoring BH

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Romance › Re: Name 1 Reason For Your "Single" Status by lexdino: 8:09pm On Sep 09, 2014

kingk: 1. Don't have plenty money to take care of her and family now
2. Never gat the type of beautiful girl I want....
3. Afraid of heart break again.

you spoke my mind mehn.

Travel › Re: My First Time On A Nigerian Plane (hilarious) by lexdino: 8:20pm On Aug 26, 2014

hotmolo: H

I catch you. Wetin be H?

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Travel › Re: My First Time On A Nigerian Plane (hilarious) by lexdino: 8:12pm On Aug 26, 2014

Spacebooked. She's lucky it wasn't Bellview or Sosoliso

Art, Graphics & Video › Anyone Wants To Sell A Used Camera by lexdino(op): 7:46pm On Aug 24, 2014*

Sorry

Music/Radio › Re: welcome by lexdino: 9:21pm On Aug 22, 2014*

ebook for sell

Music/Radio › Re: welcome by lexdino: 8:22pm On Aug 21, 2014*

Hmmm

NYSC › Re: Ebola: NYSC Suspends Orientation In Six States by lexdino: 12:41pm On Aug 15, 2014*

, i smell lies. *in GEJ's voice* 'ordinary NYSC posting delayed,and they are complaining; Nigerians will not kill me oh. 2015 election tinz on my mind'

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