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kid7soccer:
any.

You mena I can open fund the CC acct with naira?
Please hw sure are you about this.
Coz the current exchange rate dey scare man oh.

kid7soccer:
From page 51
Question: Bro how did u gon about your credit card certificate?

Answer:

1) Walk into firstbank, request to open a visa gold account (it’s instant) then make deposit to the account, come back in 5working days and get the card, it comes with a letter. Photocopy the card and the letter, staple it and print the statement of the visa gold account (notarize the statement) that’s all


2) zenith bank will also give you a credit card

Thanks for adding more clarity to your explanation.
But please, is the money to be deposited supposed to be in Naira, Dollar or Euro?
I can't seem to find an answer to this question in previous posts

NwaNimo1:
Make dem surround the place shah.....Fresh Nollywood production featuring APC clowns

Starring:


(Tinubu......Counting Lagosians Tax moni)
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(Oshimole........Plotting mayhem)
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(Obaseki.......(Dear APC, - See my ynash ohh)
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(Buhari.....Reading his prepared statements for the first time)
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(& You............Browsing NL)
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So funny, but true

Melvix007:
Abuja. You?

Benin city.
Quite a distance

Melvix007:
Good evening house. Please, is anyone sending documents to FAU this week? Maybe we could work it out together.

Thanks.

Which state are you?

Ribasandez:
Mine is sorted though. Transcript issue resolved.

What I discovered is that we don't always want to work as a group (the alumni or students) to resolve things (I was pained because of this). That is one of the reasons I gave up on concerted effort and focused on personal hustle. I happen to be the generous type.

But if you know how to hustle hard enough to achieve it, it will happen. That's all I can say.

I agree with the bolded to some extent. You can't blame the students for that anyway, NOUN was meant to help students achieve their educational ambitions in what I like to call "individual isolation" (don't know if that's the best word for it though) therefore, most students never had the chance to learn or familiarize themselves with working together as a group with their fellow students.

Meanwhile, if you can be generous enough to explain how you were able to finally sort out your own transcript issue, I think you should also share it here on the forum so that others can also learn one or two things from your experience.

Pegzzyg:
I plan on going next week once airport becomes operational, that's why I am striving to be sure that the University in Abuja is opened before embarking on my trip.

In that case, you have to wait until government lifts the lockdown on educational institutions before you travel to Abuja

Pegzzyg:
Please, could I trouble you with your guidelines on how to apply for my transcript?

I have searched nou.edu.ng, haven't seen any column for transcript.

These reviews are bad, I hope they send it fast sha, my request is local..
Thanks

Please, in 2 - 3 months time, remember to update us about how your NOUN transcript application went

NOUN transcript application don cause depression for many NOUN students & Alumni oo. Imagine paying 25k for your transcript to be sent to a school you're applying abroad and after over 3 months of waiting, your school application deadline elapses and NOUN are still yet to send, worse is they won't even reply your email to give you any explanation and when you're lucky enough for them to pick your call, they wont even ask for your Mat No or any details before telling you that they are working on it, then call ended.

I wish you the best though. But if I were you, I would rather go directly to the Registrar's office in Abuja with all the required documents.

Stiflersammy:
1)If the document you sent are original, you don't need to go the high court for certification. Like me all my document are original and I got a feedback. Most time the university that are free or the school pay uniassist for application fee are always slow. Like Uni Potsdam was a little slow than HHNE, because I pay a fee for HHNE and Uni Potsdam was free, but after few week it was OKAY.

2) Most times those are the document, you can check the school site or talk to the course coordinator. The person will mail you the requirement or refer you to the place on their website.

Be careful with the bolded information man, you don't send original docs to uni-assist

If you're in Benin City and would be sending your docs to uni-assist latest next tomorrow Wednesday June 17, please indicate so we can combine and share costs through DHL, as they seem to be the only courier that delivers to recipients in Europe at the moment despite the lockdown

Okeytus:
All the 'wanna be" bad girls are currently on this thread....lol

Sure

Elui2:
would you advise your daughter to be this bad girl ?

wow...

NoChill:
A

A What?

Rule 1
You won't catch any feelings for him if you invest nothing besides sex in the relationship.

This means you must always remain jobless and broke as a bad girl. All expenses must be paid by whoever the simp that was fortunate enough to be chosen as your boyfriend.
Remember, "the one who invests the least holds the most power".
Don't fret about it bad girl, it is very easy to get a simp to fall in love and empty his bank account on you: simply give him sex sparingly while bombarding his ears with sweet names such as baby, love of my life, one and only, my ride or die, boo boo, I can't live without you, and so on. Neverminding the fact that you gonna dump him in not more than 6 months like you did with all your previous 13 exes. Within a few days the simp won't be able to sleep if you do even a little thing such as refusing to pick his call.

Rule 2
The more you get him to spend on you, the more in love with you he becomes. This means he becomes loyal and you find it getting easier to control him the more you're able to bill him successfully.

This means you must keep making demands upon demands from him until you're sure you've dried up his bank account.
Are you asking me how to pull this off on your simp of a boyfriend?
Bad girl, I can't believe you're still this dumb after reading Rule 1 above. Sex is your bargaining chip as a bad girl! Use it to reward him sparingly when he complies, withold it from him whenever he refuses any of your endless demands, while also shaming him and reminding him of how you can replace him with ease if he doesn't comply.
This also means that you must never allow him sex you for free! I repeat, never!!!
Even if you're ho*ny and you must have sex on that very day, just reach out to any of your multiple f*ck buddies that pays you real big cash whenever you offer them sex. Your multiple sexual escapades won't hurt your boyfriend if he never gets to know. You are getting the drift, right? Now you're a real bad girl. Cheers.
Remember that besides sex, you have nothing else to contribute to the life of your significant other therefore, why wait till he comes to his senses and realize this fact? when you can simply go on the offense and strike him why the iron is still hot, before moving on to your next victim.


Rule 3
Always move on whenever a bigger spender arrives.

This means you must always be on the lookout for your next victims, regardless of how much time and resources your current boyfriend is investing in you. Of course I understand you're getting close to 30 now and all your friends are getting married while you're not even sure if your womb is still intact after the severe bleeding you experienced in your 57th abortion, which you did two years ago. Your menstrual pains have increased since that occurrence and you also noticed that you haven't missed your period ever since despite the fact that you've done it raw with not less than 20 new guys since that time. Who cares if you can't get pregnant anyway? Soon the latest iPhone will be released and you must maintain your reputation as being among the first to buy it. Or do you want to lose your reputation of being called "miss expensive"?
Forget that depression and feeling of worthlessness that you feel deep down, knowing fully well that your life has been all about riding on the back of men and causing emotional pains to anyone who's ever gotten too close to you. Who cares? You have to keep doing whatever makes you happy, girl. That's how to be a bad girl.
At anytime you become too jealous of your married friends, either you steal their husband's or you pretend to be an active feminist on Nairaland, Twitter and the other social media platforms. It is a win-win for you bad girl.
Of course if you've been following rule 1 and rule 2 consistently, the simp of a man that is currently in your hook must have bought you the latest iPhone which you're using to snap and uploading celebrity-grade photos to your social media pages, your wardrobe is filled with all the latest designer wears now and you're using the most expensive perfumes thanks to being a bad girl. Hundreds of other rich simpleton are chasing and begging for you to come spend their money and ruin their lives in the name of love; an art that you've mastered how to pull off with ease.

You have all the time, girl. Why must you allow loyalty make you stick to one man?

Please guys, besides Transferwise, is there any other service that can help me deposit money to a German bank account while I pay the service provider with my debit/credit card?

Okay

Paragraph 1
As a rule, loyalty and betrayals only exists in men's world. They mean nothing to women. Women only care about "What emotions am I feeling right now?". She follows her emotions regardless of who gets killed, maimed or betrayed in the process. She's happy now, that's all that matters. Period!

Paragraph 2
Men are moved by looks. When a man falls in love with a woman, he wants her to look her best so she can always be the object of his desire. He uses his time, energy and resources to make the woman look better.
Reality is that as the woman's looks improves, she starts getting attention from other men with higher values than her man.
Now, go back and read Paragraph 1.

Paragraph 3
Women are moved by emotions. When a woman falls in love with a man, she wants him all for herself alone. Therefore, she uses her time, energy and resources to manipulate the man's life into misery so that other women would stop finding him attractive, ensuring that the man never find the will to ever attempt pursuing any other woman.
Reality is that as the man's life becomes miserable according to her plans, his value drops and she starts questioning the butterflies she initially felt for him. At this point, every other guy is strong and high value except her man who's become so unbelievably weak.
Now, go back and read Paragraph 1.

From my opinion, the problem of Nigeria is not bad/corrupt government. Nigeria is currently suffering from an epidemic of beta males who's idea about life is to get rich by any means because they believe excess money is their only chance to getting laid.

Knowledge is power.

I am not wishing death upon Boo-Harry but it is obvious he is figuratively useless and inflicting more economic hardship upon Nigerians. Things might improve for the better if the vice takes over. Who knows.

@ ernestjino
I hope you read this, I just sent you a PM, please respond.
Thanks.

Samisha500:
This is to inform all National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Graduating Students that have funds in their e-wallet that they can get a refund of the money by providing the following documents below.

NOTE:- You can also use the money available in your portal for clearance.
...

@ the bolded, I have 3k balance in my wallet. Does it mean I can pay 12k for the convocation fee so that the balance 3k in my portal can be added to round up the 15k convocation fee?

Blessed5062:
Finally someone from benin.

Are you sending?

pittoilet:
Hello house, I graduated 2018, do I qualify for cat A? this cat thing is confusing me, do grades matter when applying for cat A? And if yes what grade? I already applied for cat B to be on the safer side and now I am seeing here that they are going to flush/refresh their list by end of March.

Do I cancel and rebook for cat A(that's if I qualify) or wait for AD since I have booked for cat B already?

Please someone should enlighten me, my school resumes in May.

If you graduated 2018, you should have a minimum 2:1 and must have been accepted for a masters studies by an institution in Germany to qualify for cat A

If you're sending docs to uni assist or FAU this coming Monday from Benin city, please indicate let's combine and share costs

esdajo:
Hello house. In case there is anyone here that wants to fund his/her block account in Germany, I have some monies to exchange for the Naira and I can help the person make a transfer to the German account from my own German bank account. Reasonable rate but only for serious would-be buyers.

I might need this in a few months from now, God willing.
But what are your steps?
Will there be an escrow?

oloyedayo:
What should I do? I paid for my transcript since January 29 still no update till now.

My coursemate paid for his since November last year. Up till this MOMENT, no response from NOUN.

NijaDueprocess:
Hello friends, hope i find you all well, I want to encourage you all to keep pushing it to be in Germany, it is worth all the struggle. This is my 4 month in Germany, so far it has been a good experience and i wish you guys all the best in your pursuit.

Thank you.

adecz:
A man who failed to protect
his wife, now blaming his wife
for being assaulted?

A completely yeye & irresponsible
man of the highest order...

Going by the above comment, I doubt if you're a guy. Or maybe you've never being in a relationship with a lady before.

Married women are emotional manipulators that sends their husbands to early graves. As a married man, you must always protect yourself against your wife's manipulations if you want to live long.

I can empathize with that poor man's feelings after I read the part quoted below

...
The husband, Olalekan, who was in Court, denied the charges. He told the Judge that it was his wife who stopped sleeping with him adding that the wife said the robbers accused him of dating the wife of a rival politician in the area, an accusation he vehemently denied.

Lordwelsh123:
Any news on AD......

I think the embassy stopped giving AD for 2020 summer semester applicants. A visit to their information page shows they've updated the Cat A requirement to "people who graduated after 01.01.2018".
Just my opinion though.

May AD roll upon all 2020/2021 winter applicants.

damtan:
20/21 winter application

Alright, thanks for responding.

damtan:
My application to the University of Bayreuth got rejected because of the motivation letter which had a very low grade. But the letter stated that I can appeal the decision within one month. Who knows how this can be done please. Is it by responding to the mail that sent me the regret letter??

Please, the rejection letter you got, is it for 2020 summer or 2020/2021 winter application?

Ribasandez:
NOUN Nairaland has been a Haven of information and guidance and I'm happy to have discovered this wonderful place. I had no friends in NOUN but only relied on this very support system for information, and I have the wonderful people on here to thank. God bless you folks for the great work you are doing.

Now that at least I know I am enlisted for graduation, I am leaving the platform with plenty of thanks to selfless minds such as

Anthonyo
Enskynelson
Kazrem (Yeah, I still remember when u were very much active on Nairaland during the Prof Tenebe era)

And everybody else who patiently answered my questions when I needed help.
My Prayer is that God will continue to bless you for the rest of your life.

Congratulations and all the best wishes bro.
Have you seen the graduation list?