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Politics › Re: Peter Obi Invited As Special Guest At The Presidential Valedictory Of CIBN by LexngtonSteele: 9:57am On May 18, 2024

Lol. I am amused that Obidients still foolishly don't know Tinubu is using Obi for the 2nd time to ensure Atiku doesn't get SE votes. grin

That Tinubu is a genius. He will win 2nd term even easier than the first. Just watch... cheesy

I already predicted the hardest part was winning APC ticket. It will get progressively easier.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Pastor Stops Offering In His Church Until Price Of Petrol Comes Down by LexngtonSteele: 9:52am On May 18, 2024

damosky12:
Why una wey no get church commitment dey like carry church issue for head sef?

You no dey follow pastor. Them no dey collect your offering or tithe. Why d matter dey pain you so?? no be juju be that

Na you he dey pain.

I said pay your tithe and bring your wife. Stop sweating like a Christmas goat and answer your god.

Politics › Re: NJC Recommens Wike’s Wife For Appeal Court, Ariwoola’s In-law For High Court by LexngtonSteele: 9:51am On May 18, 2024*

Rebuke:
An evidence that some of yhu truly don't know what yhu are doing or just a case of being completely insane.
If not, this should actually bother yhu as a patriotic Nigerian.

It's not even as if the crumbs falling from their table is even getting any where near yhur mouth o.

Seriously, I pity the future of Nigerian youths.

Someone so dense that, at over 40 years old, he can't spell Y-O-U-R and Y-O-U. grin

You are definitely a miracle center graduate. I am sure you claim you finished from a University.

A 4 year old kindergarten child in SW can spell Y-O-U-R.

Thank you for proving my point. Pity yourself FIRST. I would have said you're hopeless but I am a gentleman who doesn't insult grin

Politics › Re: Photo: President Kegama Hosted Prof. Osinbajo, Some Africa Leaders To A Lunch by LexngtonSteele: 9:48am On May 18, 2024

Stone03:
Then why did you Yorubas (as you said) prefer a certificate forger to a third class graduate?

Tinubu is a 1st Class graduate of Accounting.

Go and argue with Chicago State University. grin

Your slave Master, Atiku did... ask him for what he got grin

Politics › Re: Gov Soludo Commences The Construction Of A Superhighway Linking Imo And Anambra by LexngtonSteele: 9:44am On May 18, 2024*

Soludo is hated because SE is used to low calibre leaders.

Orji Uzor Kalu, Theodore Orji, Ikpeazu... Peter Obi can't be janitors in any other region.

Soludo and Umahi are the only exceptions since 1999. That's why they hate them so much.

Nigerians will support ONLY these 2 ibos if they run for Presidency.

Any other ibo.... c'est nest pas possible. grin

Soludo said Peter Obi was a serious failure. I believe him because Soludo had 1st Class and Obi is a 3rd Class dullard.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Pastor Stops Offering In His Church Until Price Of Petrol Comes Down by LexngtonSteele: 9:33am On May 18, 2024

Desusi:
Desusi to his useless father
You talk like one of the most foolish men on earth.Your language is vulgar. You must be truly devil advocate.No matter whom you're, God has no respect of persons.You better repent now so that iniquities will not bevyour ruins.

Touch not my anointed. Pay your tithes regularly and send your wife to me grin

Politics › Re: Mass Resignation: Loyalty Should Be To Fubara, Not FCT Minister — Ex-rivers Comm by LexngtonSteele: 9:23am On May 18, 2024

Obidients are celebrating the exit of Commissioners from Fubara's cabinet not knowing every single one has Ibotic names. grin

Wike from 2015 - 2019, Igbos queued to lick his ass.

They even nicknamed him Wicked Wike.

When he used that wickedness to flog IPOB and chase the cowards away....

He became 3rd most hated behind Buhari and Tinubu.

Now he's 2nd hated after 2023 elections just behind Tinubu.

How the love for Wike and Reno turned to hate is a Nobel winning research study grin

Celebrities › Re: Chinwe Owoh & Rita Edochie Cry, Tell Nigerians To Stop Bothering Jnr Pope’s Wife by LexngtonSteele: 9:23am On May 18, 2024

Business › Re: Court Denies Binance Executive, Tigran Gambaryan Bail by LexngtonSteele: 9:21am On May 18, 2024

Nigga you need to eat more Kuje beans and get sense like....

Onikuje of Kuje Prisons - Mazi Nnamdi Kanu. grin

Sports › Re: Tyson Fury Vs Oleksandr Usyk Undisputed Boxing Match by LexngtonSteele: 9:17am On May 18, 2024

Usyk will beat Fury but he should beware of allowing it to go to judges' decision. He might be cheated.

This era of Heavyweights is a particularly weak one. Usyk is however an all-time great.

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Romance › Re: Lady Reveals How She Got Pregnant After Visiting Her Friend Who Begged Her (pic) by LexngtonSteele: 8:59am On May 18, 2024

The truth is, shamelessness is the order of the day.

Ladies used to be ashamed of being prostitutes or single mothers or not knowing how to do house chores like cooking & cleaning.

They proudly proclaim this on their Tinder profiles.

Since I came to Abuja, 99.9% of my encounters with ladies, even the ones who lie they aren't into hook-ups eventually ask how much I would pay... or "if you ask me for sex, I will bill you".

Go to smaller, poorer West African countries, you wouldn't see this sordid mentality. angry

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Politics › Re: Massive Demolition In Enugu by LexngtonSteele: 8:49am On May 18, 2024*

Moghalu's loud mouthed wife will not say anything.

Very characteristic. They never think before talking.

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Politics › Re: Photo: President Kegama Hosted Prof. Osinbajo, Some Africa Leaders To A Lunch by LexngtonSteele: 8:22am On May 18, 2024

Same way I tell them too that if they had presented Soludo, 1st Class instead of Obi, the 3rd Class dullard...

We Yorubas, would have supported him grin

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They wanted Osinbajo, a lightweight politician that would have lost heavily. The moment he's announced as APC ticket holder...they start to remind us that he was part of Buhari's failure for 8 years.

They don't know that the least intelligent Yoruba is a genius in their region grin

Obi that can't be Class Monitor in any other region but SE because of their low standards

anonymous1759:

They started loving osibanjo When he wanted to contest in the primaries against BAT, these emergency lovers of Nigeria don’t like anyone other than themselves go against their ideology you become their enemy.

From FFK-Reno-Wike the circle is endless. At some point Gumi was an acclaimed Terrorist until he met their redeemer and became a saint over night 😁

Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Pastor Stops Offering In His Church Until Price Of Petrol Comes Down by LexngtonSteele: 8:16am On May 18, 2024*

Praxis758:
This isn’t biblical.

Christian clerics should stop panting to media and societal pressure to twist and pervert the gospel.

However, I’m not a supporter of prosperity or money-money gospel.

Moderation is the key.

Lol. The extent to which you guys asslick Pastors always amaze me.

If you catch a Pastor mercilessly banging your wife / daughter on your matrimonial bed, I bet you would help to force her legs 🦵 open wider.

I have seen a lot of your posts defending the Pastors with every fibre of your being... your case is....if I say "hopeless", it will seem I am insulting you so I wouldn't say it.

I will soon become a Pastor. You must pay your tithes to me, I promise not to spare the rod for your wife if she's my specs.

I will part her thighs with my rod like Moses parted the Red Sea. Na your tithes I go use buy condoms and aphrodisiacs. Now shout "Hallelujah"

cheesy

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Autos › Re: Accidented 2015 Highlander For Sale SOLD by LexngtonSteele: 8:10am On May 18, 2024

Damn !

Remove the bloodstains at least. That's Morbid mehnnnn.

Hope they survived.

I am happy the true state of the car was shown not the type that everything would be packaged for you and you go see flashing lights for dashboard or the face of a ghost in the mirror while trying to reverse undecided

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Politics › Re: X influencer Accuses Seun Osewa's Nairaland Of Tribalism And Ethnic Jingoism by LexngtonSteele: 7:53am On May 18, 2024*

I love how the folks Seun pandered to while we warned him are dealing with him.

He doesn't know that no matter what you do to them, once you're superior to them, automatically you become an enemy and you must be destroyed by any means no matter how dirty.

Right under Seun's nose, their Mods will leave anti Yoruba posts on FP with 200+ likes. If you respond appropriately to them with the hometraining they lack... you get 2 year bans.

So, Seun, enjoy your friends. We warned you. grin

The North, Reno, Wike and Tinubu all know their medicine. They know they can't ever change and must be flogged like Ekuke dogs from time to time to restore to factory settings. grin

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Politics › Re: Minister Of State For Youth Development Unveils “Young & Secure” Initiative by LexngtonSteele: 7:44am On May 18, 2024

youngrichnigga:
This is driven by the recent submissions on active/non-active ministers and ministries......I laugh in Balablu

This particular Minister and several others are 💯 % invisible.

They know they might be fired for it hence all this eye service.

Tunji Ojo sickens me the most with his paid crew that has spread propaganda so much that people believe it.

The process of collecting international passport still requires bribes. Despite all the lies.

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Politics › Re: NJC Recommens Wike’s Wife For Appeal Court, Ariwoola’s In-law For High Court by LexngtonSteele: 7:37am On May 18, 2024

Wike is smart. He recognised the difference between a born winner and follow-come losers. grin

He's reaping the benefits now.

The only ones beefing him are the ones who worshipped him like a god from 2015 - 2019 nicknamed Wicked Wike grin

After he flogged the cowardly IPOB and they ran, they have been beefing him grin

Them support Fubara pass even his wife. grin

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Politics › Re: Rivers Crisis: Defected Lawmakers Can’t Return, PDP Insists by LexngtonSteele: 7:28am On May 18, 2024

MrSly:
MrSly to his useless homosexual father
I know senselessness whenever I see it because it is always dirty and irritating. You really are.

Why wouldn't you know it ? You 🫵 see the fool virtually every day don't you ? cheesy

Health › Re: Nneka Onwuzuligbo: Dr. Anu & Her Clinic Convicted Over Client's Death by LexngtonSteele: 1:48am On May 18, 2024

Chidex50:
But On a more serious note,na your people we dey sell Agbo dey always get this leg.

Lol. That wouldn't work. The yam legs and flat heads are yours grin

Yoruba guys... handsome and smooth talkers. That's why ya babes will do anything to taste the juicy. Ask Chioma / David and plenty others grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: Saudi Arabia Stages ‘Historic’ Swimwear Fashion Show by LexngtonSteele: 12:19am On May 18, 2024*

Back in those days....

Northern Nigeria would have erupted in protests.

He be like say hunger don zap all man strength. grin

People claim the Crown Prince's mum is a Jew... the boy sabi misbehave sha. He's a no-nonsense nigga.

Any Ulama wey no respect himself (Ulamas & Monarchy ruled hand in hand for centuries) ... now, Prince MBS doesnt want to share power, you try to form equality....straight to jail.

If he hears Nigerians even grumbled about this, he will just ban us from Hajj for as many years as he wants.

Foolish Northern Nigerians were once complaining that his father, the King shook the hand of Angel Merkel, the German Chancellor. If that boy had heard .... we would have seen why & how Arabs see Blacks as lower than animals.

Monarchy is even worse than Military rule. They can order you to die for the Kingdom and you have no choice. They can wipe out your family for even hesitating or questioning.

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Politics › Re: Instead Of Peter Obi In 2027 Let The Power Return To The North by LexngtonSteele: 12:07am On May 18, 2024

GoodLife4live:
let me help you Anambra the Japan of alaigbo...

Hehehe. Let me attach to reformat that guys braincells.

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Politics › Re: Instead Of Peter Obi In 2027 Let The Power Return To The North by LexngtonSteele: 11:54pm On May 17, 2024

chopnaira:
Wicked 🤣

I dey find the picture of Peter Obi tiptoeing through a sea of filth. Make I reboot the malfunctioning sense wey that guy no even get.

Politics › Re: Richard Montgomery: We’re Impressed By Tinubu’s Security Strategies by LexngtonSteele: 11:45pm On May 17, 2024

I hope some grown men wouldn't start crying.

The ones we said... " Vote for Atiku, your vote is wasted"

' Na your vote ? ' they foolishly said. And then indirectly crowned the man they hate the most.

How dense! grin

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Celebrities › Re: Why You Shouldn't Relocate To These Two Famous Countries Even If Given Free Visa by LexngtonSteele: 11:41pm On May 17, 2024

AllenSpencer:
India 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who goes there!

Even Indians are relocating out of India 🤣🤣🤣

Our criminal minded online Republic citizens.

They hawk Coke ( not the Coca-Cola drink oo) grin

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Health › Re: Nneka Onwuzuligbo: Dr. Anu & Her Clinic Convicted Over Client's Death by LexngtonSteele: 11:40pm On May 17, 2024

Earthquakes:
Earthquakes to his useless father:
Lol we know your pains, dirty black people.
Kontinue with your wish

I don't blame you. The fool should have told you that he and your mum are both black as... stale excrement

Sports › Re: CAF Adopts Nigerian Name ‘Ola’ For New Interclub Match Ball by LexngtonSteele: 11:38pm On May 17, 2024

Crime › Re: Man Destroys Power Company Vehicle After Its Officials Tried To Disconnect Him by LexngtonSteele: 11:35pm On May 17, 2024

When Government descends on him and gives him hometraining...

They will complain. I like idiots like this. Very easy to deal with.

Later he would beg.

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Politics › Re: There Is No Graduation Ceremony, Corona School Disagreed with Obi by LexngtonSteele: 11:32pm On May 17, 2024*

Putindbutt:
I swear na lamba go kill this agulu fraud. A small boy invited you as a special guest of honour to his school graduation, does that even make any sense?. Now the school has clarified there wasn't graduation but international day of boy child.

Obi is too dull to know the difference.

If not because standards are so low in SE, Obi can't be a Class Monitor in any other region.

He can't even be a mai-guard in SW with that his feminine voice. grin

3rd Class Dullard. undecided

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Politics › Re: There Is No Graduation Ceremony, Corona School Disagreed with Obi by LexngtonSteele: 11:29pm On May 17, 2024

No wonder the Lamba Master finished with a 3rd Class.

Too many miracle centers fill the place sotay Mmesoma made JAMB cancel Highest Scorer Award.

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Health › Re: Nneka Onwuzuligbo: Dr. Anu & Her Clinic Convicted Over Client's Death by LexngtonSteele: 11:27pm On May 17, 2024

Mitsurugi:
Was this supposed to be funny?

I can bet you did grin

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