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PoliticsEkiti APC Youth Threaten To Leave The Party! by Lexxy84(op): 8:58pm On Apr 05, 2016
APC youths: Fayemi wanted
Fayose out, but got duped by
Aluko
Some youths of the All
Progressives Congress (APC)
under the aegis of Ekiti APC
Youths Congress (EAYC) have
alleged that the desperation of
Kayode Fayemi, minister of state
for solid minerals, to remove
Ayodele Fayose, Ekiti state
governor, from office made him
fall prey to Temitope Aluko, ex-
secretary of the Peoples
Democratic Party (PDP).
The group, which claimed that
APC leaders in Ekiti were more
interested in removing Fayose
from office than assisting “our
party members who are
hungry”, said Fayemi spent
millions of naira on Aluko
against its warning.
EAYC threatened to leave APC if
its leaders continue being
insensitive to the plight of party
members.
“We warned our party leaders
that Aluko was only duping
them, but they refused to listen,”
EAYC said in a statement signed
by Tope Ogunkuade, its
convener, and Tunji Adeleye, its
secretary.
“Because of APC leaders’
obsession for their ‘Fayose Must
Go’ agenda, they refused to
listen when they were being
warned against wasting their
money on Aluko.
“Now that Aluko has returned to
Fayose, isn’t it time for our
leaders to face reality and stop
looking for crude means of
getting Fayose out of office, and
getting duped in the process?”
The youth said the party was
focusing on damage control over
Aluko’s meeting with Fayose,
wondering why Aluko did not
inform “those who have been
wasting millions of naira on him
when he was going to meet
Fayose”.
“If Aluko was honest, shouldn’t
he have informed the likes of Dr
Fayemi and Senator Babafemi
Ojudu before going to meet
Fayose?” the statement read.
“Whatever excuses that Aluko
gives today, he has vindicated
our position that he was only
scamming our party leaders and
cashing in on their desperation
to return to power through the
backdoor instead of preparing
for 2018.
“It is however not too late for us
if only our leaders will face
reality, purge themselves of this
their ‘Fayose Must Go’ obsession
and deploy their money into
assisting our party members,
who are dying of hunger.
“Any further attempt to keep
funding the likes of Aluko will
mean that our leaders have
opted to ease us out of the party
and we won’t mind leaving the
APC for them before they kill it
with their insensitivity to the
plights of our members.”
PoliticsThunder Wey Go Fire Buhari/apc-led Govt. Don Finish Press Up! by Lexxy84(op): 10:30pm On Apr 04, 2016
You are HELPING Buhari to fight
Fayose? Are you alright at all?
And your name, son ,daughter is
not on the CBN EMPLOYMENT
LIST.Go to MFM ,DEPEER LIFE
AND RCCG CAMPs for urgent
deliverance.
My Take:
If you're still a jobless Nigerian
graduate up till this moment but
you strongly supported APC/
Buhari on social media during
the last presidential election.You
need to re-focus your life
now.President Buhari's children
are in top UK schools.Keep my
secret please!Where is the APC
magic to create employment for
jobless youths?Almost one year
in Aso Rock-nothing to show for
the poor masses!
Nairaland GeneralBe Distinguished On Facebook by Lexxy84(op): 10:10pm On Apr 04, 2016
1. When a girl ignores your
message twice, leave her alone.
She isn't blind, she just chose to
ignore it or
possibly
indisposed at the time. There's
no need sending more
messages.
2. When a girl accept your
request. Seriously typing
"Thanks for accepting" on her
wall is lame. Do
it ℓn
her inbox. Some of you get
ignored when you
type
that crap on their walls.
3. You don't need to be a male
LovePeddler. Don't
woo
every random chic on your
list. Some are good enough to be
just friends
with
you. Get to know her first and
win her trust.
4. As I usually stress, don't be
a thirsty dude on a girl's post. If
the post is
nice,
simply hit "like"and move on. If
you need to
comment, make it brief and
interesting. Don't
go
begging her to add you.
5. If the picture is beautiful, like
it and give a simple compliment.
If it's not,
there's no
need to lie to get her attention.
6 When chatting you don't
spend your whole time telling a
girl how
beautiful
she is, a hundred
other dudes tell her everyday.
They find it
boring
when you join the train.
7. You have those chicks who
have never liked,
shared or commented on any of
your posts.
They
also don't
reply your messages and
comments on
theirs. Please ore, why haven't
you deleted
them? You be their slave?
8. If you find yourself always
starting the conversation with
a particular person, like you're
always the first
to
message
her, stop for a while. If she
doesn't notice, you're not
important to
her...Leave her
alone.
9. If you guys don't roll, don't tag
her to your
pictures. She might find it
offensive.
10. The lesser of you, the
better for you. When you are all
over
her wall, all over all her posts
and all over all
her
pictures commenting and liking
everything, you
are
less appreciated because you are
acting thirsty.
11. When you compliment a girl
on her picture
and
another person
compliments the same picture,
and the girl
thanks
the other person and skips your
name, please
remove your
comment.
PoliticsRe: Senseless Nigerians Are So Blind To Be Attacking Fayose For Telling The Truth. by Lexxy84(op): 8:45am On Apr 04, 2016
Obiodunukwe:
The cries and agony of the wailing wailers who have now realised that 95% support their president.

Una go cry, una go wail, una go shi.t, una etc


Despite all these, Buhari will rule you till 2023

Relax wailers, it's a long journey
Zombie o zombie!

PoliticsRe: Senseless Nigerians Are So Blind To Be Attacking Fayose For Telling The Truth. by Lexxy84(op): 8:35am On Apr 04, 2016
TippyTop:
Nigerians hate the truth, the saying that truth hurts is very relevant in Nigeria.
My brother that's just d truth o...na suffer and hard life fit us na.... To dey soak gaari wit kuli alata, and drink share one pure water among d brothers
PoliticsSenseless Nigerians Are So Blind To Be Attacking Fayose For Telling The Truth. by Lexxy84(op): 8:30am On Apr 04, 2016
I don't really know what is wrong with Nigerians, they accommodate lies so much, but if Nigerians been told the gospel truth they will be annoying and be ranting....

Fayose is the main man right now, I wonder why Nigerians always attack this man for telling pure truth, some will pass insultive languages to him, so will curse him just for telling truth, only Fayose fighting the FG for incompetency...others keeping quiet because they are afraid of Buhari...only Fayose bold enough to face APC e-rats...

Nigerians wake up from your slumber plssssssssss! APC that got nothing to offer Nigerians! They won election by massive rigging, they want to be in power by all means now they're there, Buhari keep travelling with our money here and there for meeting that doesn't even have any impact on Nigerian! I wonder oooooo!

Fayose overseen everything and he seldom tell Nigerians the outcome but they never take him serious...is ok na! We dey watch!

Thunder wey go fire APC e-rats don finish press-up....e dey clean sweat to attack now!

Foolishness is when u voted APC in power after massive promises and later denied it!

APC never accept defeat in their life, if they're loose woefully, they will never accept, they rather go to court, and if they are compelled to accept defeat, to put call across the opposition party candidate who won is a war for them "proudness of the highest order"

Fayose only can tackle Buhari and APC e-rats! Anyway I still dey come o I never finish!

Lexxy.
CrimeSad: PHOTOS: 3 Congolese Stab Nigerian Friend To Death In Cape Town, S/africa [ by Lexxy84(op): 7:38am On Apr 04, 2016
The man pictured above is a
Nigerian and was allegedly killed
by 3 Congolese and a Tanzanian
National whose picture you see
after the jump. He was stabbed
and killed in Cape Town, South
Africa, on March 27th over a
misunderstanding. He's orfrom
Idemili LGA in Anambra State.
His killers are currently on the
run. I hear police was notified of
the incident and they are
hunting for his killers.
See photos below....

Nairaland GeneralHilarious:when Kachikwu Suffer For Buhari For Fuel Scarcity by Lexxy84(op): 10:11am On Apr 03, 2016
grin cheesy grin Can't stop laffin

Nairaland GeneralRe: LWKMD: Interview With Buhari At Nuclear Summit... by Lexxy84(op): 9:57am On Apr 03, 2016
BLINGZ88:
Lol...Abeg, is this real or did u just make it up
Lolx wetin e resemble for ur face....no be so he dey talk...
Nairaland GeneralLWKMD: Interview With Buhari At Nuclear Summit... by Lexxy84(op): 9:51am On Apr 03, 2016
Anchor: "your Excellency, you
are participating in this nuclear
summit for the first time. What
do you hope to achieve here and
how will it help better the lives of
Nigerians back home?"
Bubu: "thank you Mr.
moderator. Ahhh, zis ahhh
nukiliar soomit ahhh,
allihamdullillahi will helf us ahhh
achib za nukiliar debelopment of
za ahhh kwarupshun war and
helf us rekoba looted punds in za
ahhh American economy..."
Anchor: "talking about looted
funds. What has it got to do with
this summit?"
Bubu: (confuse...) "ahhh,
tenkiuuu modaretaaa ahhh, za
looters will tiry to steal money
and hide it with nukiliar
tekinoloji. But wance they know
we are associated with ahhh
nukiliar energy frogram of za
world ahhh, they will think
twice".
Anchor: (dazed...) "but it's in the
news that you've recovered a lot
of looted funds. Even the Swiss
government will be returning
$200m to Nigeria from the
Abacha loot. These monies, why
not fix the electricity sector with
it? And with the way BH is
ravaging Nigeria, don't you think
it is dangerous to acquire
nuclear energy? And how will
you even manage something
that sophisticated?"
Bubu: (dazed...confus
ed...overwhelmed...laughs) "you
seem to know more about my
kwantiri more zan me. I will just
say no comment. Tenkiu!"
Leaves the interview room to go
drink fura da nono. Fashola's call
came in... "sir, electricity has
dropped to 0megawatts-a first
sir. What do I do?!"
Bubu: "tell Layi Mohammed to
tell za gwalibu fifu Jonathan is
responsible. Just make suaaah
zia is fawa in Aso Rock to chill my
fura da nono".

CrimeRitualists' Den Discovered In Ogun State, Dead Body Recovered.(photo) by Lexxy84(op): 7:27pm On Apr 02, 2016
– Ritualists reportedly used
an abandoned filling
station for dastardly acts
– Body of dead man found
with the culprits upon
apprehension by police
– Many other items
discovered from the
kidnappers’ den




A ritualists’ den has been
discovered by the police
officers attached to Sango
divisional headquarters in
Ogun state, Nigerian Tribune
reports.
A reliable source informed
that den was discovered in
Iyana-Ilogbo axis of Sango
where two middle-aged men
were arrested in connection
to the den.
The discovery of the den, was
located at an abandoned
filling station came following a
tip-off by spirited members of
the public who gave quick
information to the police
officers.
Two victims in custody of the
ritualists allegedly escaped
from the building and it was
when the culprits tried to
capture their victims that they
were nabbed.
An anonymous source
informed that an used fuel
tank was used by the
criminals to block the
frontage of the building used
in perpetrating their evil act so
that people will not quickly
suspect any foul play in the
area.

Offensive smell pervaded the
air, several holes filled with
blood, shoes, underwears,
wigs items were said to have
have been found inside the
building which raised serious
tension in the area.
Olumuyiwa Adejobi, the
spokesperson of the Ogun
state police command,
confirmed the incident,
explaining that the incident
occurred at about 7.00am.
According to him, one
Babatunde Taofeek and
Hammed Hassan were found
at the scene with the lifeless
body of a man suspected to
have been ripped apart by the
criminals.
A cutlass, clothes, shoes and
caps were among the items
discovered from the scene of
the arrest.
The owner of the abandoned
filling station, Adejobi
informed, would soon be
arrested while the suspects
are being interrogated.

Sources say the suspect was
on his way to Abakiliki for
money ritual before he was
arrested by policemen.
According to Daily Post, John
confessed that he has
struggled so much to earn a
living but to no avail, adding
that he ran into a friend who
introduced him to a native
doctor.

PoliticsRe: How Many Hours Of Power Supply Do You Have In Your Area Per Day. by Lexxy84(m): 5:18pm On Apr 02, 2016
mrlaw93:
In my area Agbado-Ijaiye in Lagos state, we still have regular power supply. Sometimes 24hrs or even three straight days. If there will be any interruptions within, it will be for just few hours.

How is power supply in your own area? A friend of mine said the last time there was light in his area was 3weeks ago and it lasted for just 15mims.
100% light in my area! Everyday....so i dont really feel anything....ask anybody dat stays in Ede/Osogbo in osun state. D person will testifies!
PoliticsMust Read: True Color Of Buhari and His APC E-rats by Lexxy84(op): 4:46pm On Apr 02, 2016
A government that appoints Raji
Fashola a senior legal practioner
as minister of Power instead of
attorney general, an
administration that appoints a
newspaper columnists Adamu
Adamu as a minister of
education while a renowned
professor and former vice
chancellor of an university Prof
Anthony Onwuka was appointed
as junior minister of education
and a government that can
boast of a technocrat and law
professor as a vice president but
never represent Nigeria in any
important world summits but his
boss who is a former dictator
that was overthrown from the
government about 31 years ago
without any record of attending
leadership summits or written
any book since then, but he
travels almost every month to
represent Nigeria in important
world functions and non
important summits. What do
you expect from such an
administration? Am still
wondering how we ended up
here.
Nairaland GeneralGraphic Photos Of 28 Toothbrushes Pulled Out Of Patient's Stomach During Opera by Lexxy84(op): 8:45am On Apr 01, 2016
This is quite shocking. A surgeon
pulled out 18 toothbrushes from
a patient’s stomach during an
operation. The doctors who
were speaking Spanish also
removed objects which
resemble a corkscrew and some
tweezers from the patient's
inside using tongs...According to
reports, such an occurrence is
only ever seen in patients with
psychiatric problems.

Nairaland GeneralGraphic Photos Of 28 Toothbrushes Pulled Out Of Patient's Stomach During Opera by Lexxy84(op): 8:39am On Apr 01, 2016
This is quite shocking. A surgeon
pulled out 18 toothbrushes from
a patient’s stomach during an
operation. The doctors who
were speaking Spanish also
removed objects which
resemble a corkscrew and some
tweezers from the patient's
inside using tongs...According to
reports, such an occurrence is
only ever seen in patients with
psychiatric problems.

PoliticsBH Kidnapped 300 Schoolchildren In Damasak – Locals, HRW by Lexxy84(op): 7:38am On Apr 01, 2016
– HRW urges President
Buhari to bring back the
300 school children
kidnapped in Damasak by
Boko Haram in late 2014
– The Human right group
says the initial calls to
report the kidnapping were
ignored with locals scared
of the government’s
response
– This is as a result of the
govt’s inability to discover
the location of 276
schoolgirls who were taken
from Chibok in April 2014
An unreported kidnap in late
2014 has been allegedly
discovered. This follows an
investigation by the Human
Rights Watch (HRW) that Boko
Haram seized hundreds of
children from Damasak, a
remote town in northeast
Nigeria.
It was learnt that the initial
calls to report the kidnapping
were ignored with locals
scared of the government’s
response.
This follows the inability of the
government to discover the
location of 276 schoolgirls
who were taken from Chibok
in April the same year, which
drew worldwide
condemnation and calls for
action.

An unreported kidnap in late
2014 has been discovered as
an investigation by the HRW
shows how Boko Haram
seized 300 children from
Damasak.
Speaking to AFP on
Wednesday, March 30, a local
government administrator
said some 300 children were
among the 500 girls, boys and
women taken from Damasak
on Monday November 24,
2014.
According to the
administrator, his seven-year-
old child was among those
abducted.
He said on the condition of
anonymity: “We kept quiet on
the kidnap out of fear of
drawing the wrath of the
government, which was
already grappling with the
embarrassment of the kidnap
of the Chibok schoolgirls.
“Every parent was afraid to
speak out.
“Locals who managed to flee
alerted their political
representatives in the
Nigerian Senate and House of
Representatives but they kept
mute and ignored us.
“The government didn’t want
the news out.
“They went to the private
school and Islamic seminaries
and carted away children as
young as five.
“They also went into town and
forcibly seized children from
their mothers, children too
old to be breastfed. My 16
nephews were among the
children kidnapped. They
were aged between five and
16.
“Hundreds fled across the
river that separates Damasak
from Diffa in neighbouring
Niger but many drowned. We
returned to bury over 200
dead bodies in mass graves.
“The insurgents killed more
than 200 in the initial attack,
which happened on market
day.”

The administrator noted that
his decision to speak out
publicly came after Human
Rights Watch highlighted the
case on Tuesday, March 29.
According to HRW’s
investigation, Boko Haram
occupied Zanna Mobarti
Primary School in Damasak in
November 2014 after taking
control of the town. More
than 300 students were inside
and, over the following
months, the militants banned
teaching in English and forced
their captives to learn the
Koran.
When soldiers from
neighbouring Chad and Niger
advanced on Damasak in
March 2014, Boko Haram
militants fled the town, taking
with them the 300
schoolchildren and around
100 more women and
children who were also being
held captive.
HRW’s senior Nigeria
researcher Mausi Segun,
however, said while Boko
Haram’s abductions could not
be justified, President
Muhammadu Buhari’s
government, in power since
May last year, also had to act.
“Three hundred children have
been missing for a year and
yet there has been not a word
from the Nigerian
government,” she said in a
statement.
“The authorities need to wake
up and find out where the
Damasak children and other
captives are and take urgent
steps to free them. ”
The former president
Goodluck Jonathan in March
last year had denied reports
of the Damasak.
According to him, there was
no fresh abduction in
Damasak.
But since the emergence of
Boko Haram insurgency, at
least 17,000 people have lost
their lives in six years. This is
perhaps why the US military
once regarded the Islamic
terrorist group as the most
lethal violent extremist group
in the world.
PoliticsThe Serious Cracks In APC Can Lead To Crisis - Timi Frank by Lexxy84(op): 7:30am On Apr 01, 2016
– Timi Frank calls for
Timipre Sylva’s probe
– Frank warns APC against
looming crisis
– APC describes Frank’s
claims as bogus and
misleading allegations
Timi Frank, the deputy
national publicity secretary of
the All Progressives Congress
(APC), has said the All
Progressives Congress (APC) is
now divided into two factions,
Vanguard reports.
According to Frank, if not
properly managed, the
serious cracks in the party can
lead to crisis and subsequent
loss of its hard-earned
popularity.
Speaking with journalists on
Thursday, March 31 at his
residence in Abuja on the
brewing crisis in the party,
especially with regard to the
tussle for influence in his
home state (Bayelsa), Frank
said there are lingering intra-
party disagreements even
though the leadership was
pretending otherwise.
He said: “If anybody should
tell you that there is no
division even at the national
level, they’re telling lies, I can
tell you there are issues, there
are very critical issues. The
issue of the Senate president
is still lingering, nobody is
saying anything at the
national level but I tell you,
any Nigerian that knows will
tell you very clearly that with
the body language of our
party as at today, if we are not
careful, we are going to lose
our popularity.
“It will be a big disgrace that
we have hands that are not
competent at the centre to
harmonise the aggrieved
persons and make us move
forward.
“So there is crisis in the party.
If anybody says there is no
crisis, it is a lie. We have many
divisions right now within the
party, so I won’t be scared to
speak. That is my personal
opinion and I have spoken
again and I will continue to
speak out.
“I have nothing to worry
about, in a matter of short
time, this will come to play
out. I spoke of problem in my
state, Bayelsa, but people
ignored me. I am speaking
again, it would happen soon
at the national level that these
things we are sweeping or
hiding have started already.
“Let me take you back to the
issue of acting or not acting,
I’m still insisting and making it
clear that I’m the acting
publicity secretary of APC. I’m
saying it without fear or
favour. I’m the acting
spokesperson of the party.
“Those persons in the party
who do not want me to speak,
Nigerians will start asking
them questions anytime soon,
but I’m on top of my game
and I can tell you it’s not
something I have to beg or
lobby anybody or beg any
chairman who calls himself
national chairman.
“I don’t have any national
chairman to beg, I don’t have
anybody to lobby to get this
position, its automatic except
the party wants to portray
itself as undemocratic or a
party does not follow due
process. If this party is a party
that follows due process, I
don’t need to beg, and that is
why I continue to insist I will
not beg or lobby anybody.”
Timi Frank, the deputy
national publicity secretary of
the APC has said the All
Progressives Congress (APC) is
now divided into two factions.
On claims by Chief Timipa
Orunimighe, Bayelsa state
APC chairman, that former
governor Timipre Sylva
collected money from the
minister of state for
Agriculture, Heineken
Lokpobiri, to nominate the
latter for a ministerial slot,
Frank urged the party to get to
the root of the matter.
According to him, the
allegations are too weighty for
the leaders of the party to
remain quiet, and such
posturing will impact
negatively on the image of the
administration at the centre.
He said: “Today I am a very
happy man because when I
came out before the
governorship election in
Bayelsa to say that Timipre
Sylva cannot do the job for
the second time in Bayelsa
because he was not liked by
the people and was very
unpopular at that time,
nobody took me seriously,
including the leadership of the
party in Bayelsa state at that
time. But today, I am happy
and I am thanking God that he
has shown Nigerians what I
knew then.
“It is a total disgrace if our
party cannot act or investigate
this allegation and just allow it
to go under the carpet
without taking action on it.
Nigerians and the opposition
party are waiting to see what
we are going to do.
“I call on the state party
executive to immediately
suspend the former governor
from the party, while we
should go into investigation
because if they don’t suspend
him, he is going to stall the
investigation.
“Again, l want to make it very
clear and boldly that APC is a
very credible. President
Muhammadu Buhari is a very
credible president and we
would not allow anybody to
soil his image or our party.
This party does not sell
political office or exchange
political office for money.
“I am making it very clear, the
SGF should be very careful in
doing his job so that nobody
should rope him into trouble
or run him into problem
because today I expect the
SGF to scrutinise any name
that is coming from any state,
to make his findings and
consultations very clearly to
know if Mr. A is coming from
Bayelsa state or if it is the
Bayelsa people want? He
should have been able to do
his homework.”
But in a swift response, the
leadership of the APC has
disagreed with Frank that the
party has divided interests
afflicting it.
In a statement issued last
night by Mai Mala Buni, the
secretary of the APC, the party
described Frank’s claims as
“bogus and misleading
allegations.”
The statement reads: “The
attention of the National
Secretariat of APC has been
drawn to a statement
ascribed to the party’s Deputy
National Publicity Secretary,
Frank where he alleged that
the “APC is now divided”
among other bogus
allegations.
“The bogus and misleading
allegations are unnecessary
distractions to the party’s
resolve to fully support the
President Buhari
administration deliver on the
motley promises made by our
great party to the electorate.
“The APC national leadership
remains united and solidly
committed to the task of
bringing cohesion to the party
at all levels.
“Recently, the APC held its
National Caucus and National
Executive Committee (NEC)
meetings were positive and
far-reaching decisions were
collectively taken by the
party’s leadership to drive the
party forward.
“The party will not deny
anybody or interest the right
to seek justice where he feels
this has been denied him.
However, we sincerely appeal
that we all play by the rules in
our engagements and be
guarded in our utterances.
“The public is advised not to
misinterpret or confuse
Frank’s personal opinions to
be the official position of the
Party or the true reflection of
what is happening inside the
Party. For the umpteenth
time, only the APC National
Chairman and the National
Secretary are authorised to
officially speak for the party.”
Naij.com recalls that John
Odigie-Oyegun, had been
publicly humiliated by
Comrade Timi Frank after the
APC chairman had said in a
statement that Lai
Mohammed, the APC former
national publicity secretary
now minister of Information,
is irreplaceable.
However, Frank in his reaction
to the chairman’s statement
said the issue of election
shouldn’t have arisen when
there was a deputy who
would replace Mohammed.
The deputy national
chairman, who said Oyegun’s
statement was malicious and
aimed to discredit him and
the party, reiterated that there
were many party men and
women who can fill the
vacant positions in the party.
Frank urged the national
chairman to withdraw his
comment and stop making
further statements on the
matter.
Jokes EtcWhen Warri Guy Shows He Get What It Takes To Deal With Igbo Guy! LOL! by Lexxy84(op): 7:18am On Apr 01, 2016
Three Warri guys and three Igbo
guys were travelling by train
from Enugu to Lagos to attend a
conference.
At the station, the three Igbo
guys bought tickets each and
watched as the three Warri guys
buys only a single ticket. "How
are three people going to travel
on only one ticket?" asked one of
the Igbo guys. "Watch and you'll
see," replied a Warri guy.
They all boarded the train.
The Igbo guys took their
respective seats, but all Three
Warri guys cram into a restroom
and closed the door behind
them.
Shortly after the train had
departed, the conductor comes
around, collecting tickets.
He knocks on the restroom door
and says, "Ticket, please." The
door opens just a crack and a
single arm emerges with a ticket
in hand.
The conductor takes it and
moves on.
The Igbo guys saw this and
agreed it was quite a clever idea.
So after the conference, the Igbo
guys decided to copy the Warri
guys on the return trip and save
some money (being clever with
money!).
When they got to the station,
they bought a single ticket for
the return trip.
To their astonishment, the Warri
guys bought no tickets at all.
"How are you going to travel
without a ticket?" asked one
perplexed Igbo guy. "Watch and
you'll see," replied a Warri guy.
When they boarded the train the
three Igbo guys cram into a
restroom and the three Warri
guys cram into another one
nearby.
The train departs.
Shortly afterward, one of the
Warri guys leaves his restroom
and walks over to the restroom
where the Igbo guys were
hiding.
He knocks on the door and says;
"Tickets please."
LOL
PoliticsRe: God Is Angry With Buhari – Fayose by Lexxy84(m): 7:53am On Mar 23, 2016
Pins:
I plead to disagree with you
u need psychological check...oponu
PoliticsRe: God Is Angry With Buhari – Fayose by Lexxy84(m): 7:50am On Mar 23, 2016
Lattop:
And Ekiti is still dirtiest state in Nigeria!

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Fayose self mtcheeeeeeeew
thunder fire dat ur stinking mouth....ogun fe pa e ni? Ur papa house dirty like dumpsite....olori buruku oloshi...koni dafun e
PoliticsRe: APC Calls For Cancellation Of Rivers Re-run Elections by Lexxy84(m): 9:11am On Mar 22, 2016
DGD1:
shoroniyen
oyamilenu O !
PoliticsRe: Edo 2016: Don’t Sell Your Votes, Ogiemwonyi Tells APC Delegates by Lexxy84(m): 9:02am On Mar 22, 2016
jtjohn:
This is the only condition that we make me cast my vote on the election day...

Two sodiers will body guard me on the election day after the election they can collect there soldiers back.

How can I risk my life on politicians who do not know I exist.
lolzz i reason along with u!

CrimeRe: Graphics Pohoto Of A Little Young Girl Died This Morning by Lexxy84(op): 3:35pm On Mar 13, 2016
tafabaloo:
Hmmmm.

This is quite unfortunate.

The kid was too young for this. I hope the killer is found and brought to justice, including her parents for abuse.
It wasn't d driver's fault d little girl didn't look well before crossing...and d driver already on high speed...d driver applied brake but couldn't control it any longer....I witnessed d whole scenario...d driver pull-over wit sadness all over his face...he rushed d girl to d hospital...
CrimeRe: Graphics Pohoto Of A Little Young Girl Died This Morning by Lexxy84(op): 11:01am On Mar 13, 2016
knightsTempler:
Op correct your spelling hawking not hacking.

This must have been a hit and run driver, so sad this Sunday morning.

May gentle soul rest in peace.
Thanks dude! Not really hit and run...d car over speed and d little girl trying to cross to d oda side....d driver waited to take d victime to d hospital...but already dead cox of broken skull....
CrimeGraphics Pohoto Of A Little Young Girl Died This Morning by Lexxy84(op):
A young little girl who was hawking liquid soap was hit by a toyota corolla this morning along ikirun road, osogbo.....may her gentle soul rest in peace! cry

PoliticsRe: Buhari Wants To Islamise Nigeria- Fayose by Lexxy84(m): 8:41am On Feb 28, 2016
stupid and foolish but he seldom say the truth...pure truth...if person dey talk tru...na enemy dem dey take am...foolish guy nahim u be
EventsRe: What Would You Do If This Happens To You On Your Wedding Day? by Lexxy84(m): 4:46pm On Dec 14, 2015
Adonis3:
That's why I strangle for a living



It's [size=14pt]ADONIS3[/size] baby... grin
grin
Adonis3:
That's why I strangle for a living



It's [size=14pt]ADONIS3[/size] baby... grin
FamilyRe: Guys Can You Do This? (photos) by Lexxy84(m): 10:50am On Dec 12, 2015
Fynestboi:
That moment grin cheesy

FamilyRe: My Aunty Gave Me Her Breast Milk To Drink: Right Or Wrong? by Lexxy84(m): 6:26am On Dec 03, 2015
libertyfather:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin that's fresh milk for you, the taste is what you should be talking about now, forget where it came from..Even the real milk we are talking about is from cow grin
hahahahahahaha i swear u funny die....clown dude
CrimeRe: Man With ‘anti-gun’ Charms Shot Dead During Test Of Potency by Lexxy84(m): 6:48pm On Nov 20, 2015
speedyGonzales:
Idiots there is nothing like anti-gun charms, even bullet-proof vest come with ratings, i.e. can't repel every kind of bullet...
lolzz laf won kill me
Foreign AffairsRe: Paris Shooting: France Drops 20 Bombs On Islamic State Jihadi Training Camp by Lexxy84(m): 11:41am On Nov 16, 2015
skaksuzzy:
i'm a very devoted Muslim. but I pray this ISIS should never know peace. I want people to understand that they are not fighting on the course of Islam, they just find joy in killing and destroying people and properties. these same bastards claiming to b fighting for Islam are the same bastards who eat pork and drink alcohol which is prohibited in Islam. U won't knw peace...insha Allah...amin
aminooo make dem die finish ..islam is not a religion dat kills

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