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GMBuhari:
Flatinies will be very angry this morning


I see one of them claiming it's medical trip

Sorry to disappoint you , trust me Buhari I going to USA for Nigerias betterment, and I'm sure some mind boggling revelations are about to be unboxed


Stay tuned


Updates, I see some ediots complaining 3 weeks is too much to wait since UN assembly is 21st

But I don't understand, didn't these same born bastards claim Trump never called Buhari? Alongside ediots like ffk and ThiefYose?
Stupido murafuckas

you are d number one victim who will be punished for hate speech if ur visionless govt know what they re doing...nonsense

Osogbo....Ofatedo near Ede precisely...24\7

Horlufemi:
Fayose is not bold jare

during GEJ Administration, Aregbesola Of Osun Never attend meeting in Aso Rock...

Putin (Russia): Law degree Trump (America): Economics degree Merkel (Germany): PhD physical chemistry Xi Jinping (China): Chemical engineering and Doctor of Law Buhari (Nigeria): Failed Waec Yet, you want a growing economy under Buhari. Only clowns and herdsmen can expect such,please all Nigerian should go back to sleep maybe by tomorrow morning we will get it right but for now we 're far from it.

MMM is Back ooooooooo* We all thought that MMM will be back in January as Promised, but contrary to people's expectation and to the greatest surprise of the people, it is Back in December! Come and see jubilation on the street and in Various houses and Hamlets in Nigeria this morning. Uncle Michael Makanjuola Mobolaji (MMM) who has been living in the United states of America for the past 25years just arrive Nigeria this morning for the New year celebration via Muritala Mohammed International Airport. Glory be to God Ooooo!!..

Did You Ever Imagine That ..
1-1-17 Is A Monday
2-2-17 Is A Monday
3-3-17 Is A Monday
4-4-17 Is A Monday
5-5-17 Is A Monday
6-6-17 Is A Monday
7-7-17 Is A Monday
8-8-17 Is A Monday
9-9-17 Is A Monday
10-10-17 Is A Monday
11-11-17 Is A Monday
12-12-17 Is A Monday
It Shall Be A Year Of Blessing And
Greater Achievement For Us All.

pyyxxaro:
If this babe give me free lashing ehn
I go bust cry run
because I know say her Kpekus must get small small teeth



The kin Babe go de stand de piss like man

Ahhhhh....you too funny die aswear...my belle dey Pain me oooo.....adon laff taya in my room here so Tay my wife dey Look me weda yaba Left dey Call me lolz

Lol!!!

phemmyutd:
Liar OP, the same way ffk and Fayose have been wailing for days now. I am 100% sure you are not even in Ondo state and not from Ondo state yet you are posting rubbish here

Am not surprise at all....APC supporter dat voted APC are d one dat destroyed Nigeria....they accused PDP of corruption when APC itself is root of kwarapsha...

Kayode Fayemi has not spent 100 hours outside Ondo State since October 25. He relocated to Ondo State with Egghead Odewale, Yemi Adaramodu, Mojeed Jamiu, Hakeem Jamiu, Deji Adesokan (Jarule) and Kayode Oyebanji. They have been shuttling between Emperor Hotel, Royal Parklin Hotel and and Sun View Hotels, Akure. Strategy 1. Collation will be stopped at exactly 9pm on Saturday till 10am on Sunday. Already collated Results will be changed midnight. N250million has been released to INEC by Fayemi and Plateau State Governor, Simin Lalong. The money was handed over to FUOYE VC, Prof. Soremekun (INEC RETURNING OFFICER) few minutes ago at a hotel along Oba-Ile road, Akure. Strategy 2. APC will share their money to voters midnight. They will commence the sharing by 1am till 6am. They anticipated that AD and PDP will not share money until 7am. Security men have been mobilized to keep tab on AD and PDP leaders any where they plan to share money. Money will be seized while leaders sharing money will be arrested and detained till after the election. Strategy 3. The following AD and PDP leaders and supporters have been earmarked for arrest so that APC leaders will have a free chance to rig and do anyhow on the poll day. 1. Senator Ajayi Borofice. 2. Commissioner Femi Adekanmbi. 3. Barrister Tolu Babaleye 4. Hon. Expensive from Akure 5. Mr Bola Ilori from Ondo town. 6. Hon. Akinbo of House of Reps from Ilaje/Ese-Odo 7. And several other AD and PDP leaders. With what is on ground, Akeredolu of APC may not win more than 3 local government areas tomorrow so Fayemi, Elrufai, Lalong, Tambuwal, Ngige, Amosun, Isiaka Adeleke, Okorocha and Yahaya Bello who are all presently in Akure want to rig for Akeredolu so that he (Buhari) can annex Yoruba land. Over N5bn has been is flying around. On

I do hope Abang would equally be arrested for his controversial judgements that were capable of truncating Nigeria's democracy. His likes should not be in our judiciary especially with the confusion he brought into the polity in Abia Governorship and this Ondo case. Let NJC look into all of these and sanction this man. We the people of Nigeria are watching.

Christane:
Na him sabi ...jst accept defeat nd chill nd watch tnz unfold... Nd make mockery of dem. ..am tired of my state producing ugly govenor 4rm lucky to osho and nw obaseki ...i wud av luv iyamu to win if nt 4 anyfin atleast 4 a beta luking govenor to b d face of edo state... Bt anyhw sha d wor wor continues

Lolz lolz lolz lolz walahi u funny die....LWKMD

Lordave:
Accept defeat and work with the governor to make Edo better, u nit wit!

Some people's brain are just dead....they talk like a fool

This is crazy!!!!

Can someone check the man hand? Check what he's holding and check d tail of d fish...there's a big stick stuck from d mouth of d fish to its tail....no photoshop involve

Who spent 8months before appointing ministers? Who spent a year and 4months before appointing Chief Economic Adviser and constituting his economic team? Who turned everything into central planning? Who told us that he does not trust private sectors? Who stubbornly opposed floatation of naira? Whose economic policies led to job loss, capital flight, disinvestment? Under whose watch did we lose our #1 in FDI to Ivory Coast and Biggest Economy to South Africa? Under whose watch did we witness polio outbreak after GEJ eradicated it? Under whose watch are Nigerians now exchanging their children for food and people stealing pots of food? Under whose watch do we growing insecurity? I can go on and on.

"I am making a decision today to consciously avoid talking about Buhari again in the next 2 years or so. I have spent the past few weeks reading the deluge of regret notes coming from his die-hard supporters, who were then determined to ruthlessly slander anyone with a dissenting view. Relationships, solid reputations, built over the years, they destroyed within seconds in defense of a man they sincerely believed in. This is not the time to gloat. All my predictions about Buhari have come to pass, much sooner than I anticipated. My predictions were not products of unusual smartness or intelligent thinking. Nay, the hard facts about Buhari were already in the books, written long before Nigeria's return to democratic rule in 1999. The more I read these books, the scarier my findings. I recall starting the #IssuesforBuhari series, which then went viral on the social media. It was a failed attempt to draw attention to the key issues and hard questions that needed to be asked. A lost opportunity. For daring to ask those questions, the flood of accusations, and the campaign of calumny started. I didn't mind. What is painful about it though is when people who really, really know you in and out, join the charade. I cannot forget when someone I loved deeply, and trusted too much, called and told me the story of a human rights lawyer of the 90s that started accepting "gifts" from the military government at the peak of the struggle against military rule. The said lawyer suddenly recanted and began to sing a different song from his compatriots. I knew the import of that story. It broke my heart to pieces. As at the time the call came in, I was eating a home-made meal Akunna Njoku brought for me. I had less than $200 in my bank account. I had just declined an invitation from the then Goodluck Jonathan Government to come to Nigeria to take part in some meeting the President had with selected Nigerian youth. It was an all-expense paid trip to Nigeria and a sweet opportunity to see my kids after 8 consecutive months of absence. Which mother will decline an opportunity to see her own children? Of course, I wanted to come home, only if I could afford my ticket. I couldn't. And stayed back. I cannot blame the teeming youth who gave their support to a man they did not really know. Most of us were infants and toddlers in 1984-85 when Buhari held sway as military dictator. I blame those who knew, kept quiet, and even helped push a narrative they knew was false. Its hard to forgive the so- called human rights leaders, the journalists of repute, the older generation of voters, who fought hard to restore democracy in the 90s, but changed gear in 2015. They knew the truth, but for some strange reason, withheld it. In Nigerian parlance, Buhari has "showed his hand". No need to say anything further. Its time to sit back quietly and watch the drama continue to unfold as it is already doing. In the mean time, I will mind my business and talk about other things that catch my fancy, like the wahala in the natural resource and urban sectors. That's a handful already. The hardship we are facing may be too much to bear in one year. My sincere wish is that Buhari succeeds despite the too many setbacks. Let him listen to his critics instead of hounding them. Let him reflect and retrace his steps if he can. All of us stand to benefit if this ends well. Good morning!"

"I am making a decision today to consciously avoid talking about Buhari again in the next 2 years or so. I have spent the past few weeks reading the deluge of regret notes coming from his die-hard supporters, who were then determined to ruthlessly slander anyone with a dissenting view. Relationships, solid reputations, built over the years, they destroyed within seconds in defense of a man they sincerely believed in. This is not the time to gloat. All my predictions about Buhari have come to pass, much sooner than I anticipated. My predictions were not products of unusual smartness or intelligent thinking. Nay, the hard facts about Buhari were already in the books, written long before Nigeria's return to democratic rule in 1999. The more I read these books, the scarier my findings. I recall starting the #IssuesforBuhari series, which then went viral on the social media. It was a failed attempt to draw attention to the key issues and hard questions that needed to be asked. A lost opportunity. For daring to ask those questions, the flood of accusations, and the campaign of calumny started. I didn't mind. What is painful about it though is when people who really, really know you in and out, join the charade. I cannot forget when someone I loved deeply, and trusted too much, called and told me the story of a human rights lawyer of the 90s that started accepting "gifts" from the military government at the peak of the struggle against military rule. The said lawyer suddenly recanted and began to sing a different song from his compatriots. I knew the import of that story. It broke my heart to pieces. As at the time the call came in, I was eating a home-made meal Akunna Njoku brought for me. I had less than $200 in my bank account. I had just declined an invitation from the then Goodluck Jonathan Government to come to Nigeria to take part in some meeting the President had with selected Nigerian youth. It was an all-expense paid trip to Nigeria and a sweet opportunity to see my kids after 8 consecutive months of absence. Which mother will decline an opportunity to see her own children? Of course, I wanted to come home, only if I could afford my ticket. I couldn't. And stayed back. I cannot blame the teeming youth who gave their support to a man they did not really know. Most of us were infants and toddlers in 1984-85 when Buhari held sway as military dictator. I blame those who knew, kept quiet, and even helped push a narrative they knew was false. Its hard to forgive the so- called human rights leaders, the journalists of repute, the older generation of voters, who fought hard to restore democracy in the 90s, but changed gear in 2015. They knew the truth, but for some strange reason, withheld it. In Nigerian parlance, Buhari has "showed his hand". No need to say anything further. Its time to sit back quietly and watch the drama continue to unfold as it is already doing. In the mean time, I will mind my business and talk about other things that catch my fancy, like the wahala in the natural resource and urban sectors. That's a handful already. The hardship we are facing may be too much to bear in one year. My sincere wish is that Buhari succeeds despite the too many setbacks. Let him listen to his critics instead of hounding them. Let him reflect and retrace his steps if he can. All of us stand to benefit if this ends well.

Ahhhhhh d poster above me make me wan laf kill mysef

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ERCROSS:
Someone should please tell this man to stop trying to be stupid,
He isn't making any sense
Even With the current Economic crisis faced by Nigerians, all these Numbskull could think about is how his party will grab power in 2019 so they can use it for their selfish interest not even for the benefit of the masses.
I wonder how this set of retards gets into power in the first place, Emmanuella get sense pass most of them
Luggard may u rot in hell for dis nonsense u'v gotten the south's into



Am Sorry for veering off topic, The tin just dey pain person

Why would it make sense to u when refused to accept d truth

Interview btwn a Nigerian immigrant & d consular at d Embassy.....Interview Starts... OFFICER:- what is your name? Monday:- M.P sir OFFICER:- In full please Monday:- Monday Philips OFFICER:- your father's name? Monday:- M.P sir OFFICER:- what does that mean? Monday:- Marthin Philips OFFICER:- your native place? Monday : M.P sir OFFICER:- what's that? Monday:- Mkpuma Province OFFICER:- what is your qualification? Monday:- M.P OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!! Monday:- Mathematics Professor OFFICER:- so why do you need a job? Monday:- it is because of M.P sir OFFICER: meaning? Monday:- Money Problems OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like? Monday: MP sir. OFFICER: and what is that? Monday:- Marvelous Personality OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you. Monday:- sir, how was M.P sir? OFFICER:- and what's that again? Monday:- My Performance. OFFICER:- I think u have M.P Monday:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g? OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!! I have updated this because you are my M.P. (My People)

Here is the list of 135 people recruited for training as ASP by Nigerian Prison Service. Only four (4) of them are from the South West. As a matter of fact, the fourth one is a Northerner resident in Lagos. - Ayo Turton I feel like dancing but I won't! Let the ignorant Buharideens and Buharididinrins in Yoruba land enjoy their foolishness! E no concern me! Maiyegun

END OF FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION: 2015/2016 COURSE TITLE: Introduction to APC Government COURSE CODE: Government 101 TIME ALLOWED: 3 Hours INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions If GEJ is a constant, while APC is a variable, and if 1year have been used for blaming, with the aid of a diagram: 1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for i. Dollar increase. ii. Fuel Price increase iii. Power Failure iv. Unemployment v. Fulani Herdsmen Killings 2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which: i. N5k promise is cancelled ii. Feeding of school pupil is cancelled iii. NYSC allowance is reduced iv. Fuel pump prices are increased 3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''. 4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics. 5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N140000 everyday. 6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel to and the disgrace he will receive. 7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist? 8. Write short notes on these mad phrases; i. masquerade dressing, ii. importation of grass iii. fantastically corrupt 9. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ? 10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt, explain the effect of gravitational force on you. 11. with a labeled diagram, describe the famous losses ever witnessed in recent time: i-- loss of budget. II-- loss of WAEC certificate. iii- loss of the moon. iv- ear disorder. 12. If President Buhari @ 73yrs received his 1953 secondary school classmates, with relevant logic, explain how old PMB was when he finished secondary school considering the fact that from 1953-2016 is 63 years. 13. Write a very short note on why Aisha Buhari cannot go to the USA. Your Time Starts Now!!!

I slapped a soldier today ............and he ran away. That's how I knew he was fake. Please let's join hands and expose the fake soldiers in town. How? Walk up to any soldier and slap him! If he run nah fake but if you wake up in the hospital 5 days later, nah real!!!

mazichika:
All to scuttle the up coming election in rivers state.

I wonder my brother

The office of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) in Bori, Khana local government area of Rivers state has been reportedly set ablaze by unknown persons. The INEC office in flames in Rivers state. Photo credits: Kennedy Friday. The attack on the office of commissions is coming nine days to the July 30 rerun election in Rivers state. The arson attack was confirmed by an eyewitness, Kennedy Friday, who posted it on Facebook. “I have just received news this morning that the INEC office in Bori is on fire. The whole building is set ablaze,” he posted. The incident has also been confirmed by the, spokesperson of the Rivers state police command confirmed the Omoni Nnamdi. He said: “I have received the report but don’t have details yet. I will provide details when I get to the office .” It will be recalled that INEC cancelled the election in the area on March 11 due to violence.

NTERVIEWER: Tell me the opposite of Good. akpors: Bad. INTERVIEWER: Come. akpors: Go INTERVIEWER: Ugly akpors: Fine INTERVIEWER: U're wrong! Akpors: U're right! INTERVIEWER: Shut up! akpors: Keep talking! INTERVIEWER: Ok now stop all that. akpors: Ok now carry on all that. INTERVIEWER: Get out! akpors: Come in! INTERVIEWER: Oh my God. akpors: Oh my Devil. INTERVIEWER: U're Rejected. akpors: I'm selected. one word for akpors??.......

After Dino and Remi Tinubu's saga, next week headlines will be. How we traced $400m to Dino melaye's account - EFCC Melaye illegally acquire 3 choice mansions in Dubai - Sahara Reporters $60B found in Dino melaye's soak away - The Nation We dey wait ooooo