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Romance / Re: Oh My God The Devil Is Working Today Tirelessly by Lexxyla: 11:37am On Feb 14, 2017
Somebody should please help the OP get her Puna busy so that she can stop perceiving tongue
Romance / Re: What Can N500 Buy As Val Gift For My Girlfriend? [pls Advice] by Lexxyla: 11:31am On Feb 14, 2017
Op, the solution to your problem is very simple. N500 worth of Osogbo weed will make today a memorable day for the both of you.

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Buhari And Trump Call Will Boost US/Nigeria Relations by Lexxyla: 10:54am On Feb 14, 2017
Semper247:


He has another 50+ people liking his comment....

How unfortunate

How they manage to comfortably spit out thrash at every opportunity is beyond this world.
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Buhari And Trump Call Will Boost US/Nigeria Relations by Lexxyla: 6:47pm On Feb 13, 2017
waternogetenemy:
Britain hand work, if in fact their is an element of truth to the tweet.


We all know that immediately Trump was to be sworn in, Buhari did a runner.


Point of correction here, Britain called Trump and Buhari spoke to him.


Trump never called Buhari or Nigeria. Fact!



What is this one saying?

Common sense is truly not common as we often wish to believe

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Politics / Re: Mbaka Is Fulani Superstitious Idol Worshiper, Not God’s Preacher – IPOB by Lexxyla: 7:44pm On Feb 03, 2017
Booked
NYSC / Re: Katsina Corpers Who Refused To Attend SAED Disciplined By Soldiers (Photos) by Lexxyla: 7:07pm On Feb 03, 2017
I liked SAED when i was in camp. That is the only time i sleep and enjoy fresh breeze in camp.

Well, the anthem alone is a perfect lullaby.

(In lady Nkiruka's voice)
SAEEEEED SAEEEDII O(2ce)
Come and see, Come and see
NYSC has done it again

And the sleeping competition starts.
Tell me why God no go bless them

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Entry Level Graduate Recruitment At Etisalat, February 2017 by Lexxyla: 3:02pm On Feb 02, 2017
How the mods decided to push a security job advert to front page baffles me.

Rubbish
Religion / Re: DSS Releases Apostle Johnson Suleman by Lexxyla: 3:22pm On Jan 30, 2017
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Properties / Re: Gas Explosion In Filling Station In Ogun Kills 2 & Injures Several Others (Pics) by Lexxyla: 8:54pm On Jan 26, 2017
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Politics / Re: Reps Urge Shell To Suspend Planned Relocation Of It HQ From Port-harcourt by Lexxyla: 8:53pm On Jan 26, 2017
This is coming the same day that a British court ruled that the case of oil spill in the Niger Delta is not within it's jurisdiction.

But come to think of it, why won't they relocate. Militancy is grounding most businesses in the Niger delta and is directly responsible for majority of the oil spills.


Anyways, I dedicate my STC to all those that will be marching on the 5th of February for a better country.

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Investment / Re: MMM Participants Lose Patience, Attack Each Other, Guiders by Lexxyla: 4:35pm On Jan 19, 2017
Just when you think seun and the Mods are finally leaving MMM threads for more important ones.

Seems MMM is now the key to making front page on nairaland
Politics / Re: Dozens Of EU Parliamentarians Protests Against Nnamdi Kanu's Incarceration by Lexxyla: 11:03am On Dec 20, 2016
We are tired of all this news jare.

Pro biafran agitators, i greet you. How is the struggle?

Anti bianfran Nigerians, how market?

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Politics / Re: Excitement As FG Fixes Ikot-ekpene-umuahia Highway by Lexxyla: 10:33am On Dec 20, 2016
If this is true, then it is a welcome development from the FG, that road is one of the worst federal roads in the country, just a little bit better than the Aba-Akwa ibom axis which is the worst federal road have seen most especially during raining season.

We hope this isn't one of our normal Media propaganda though.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid: El Clasico (1 - 1) On 3rd December 2016 by Lexxyla: 6:47pm On Dec 03, 2016
CentaurXV:



Manchester united is a rich and not so stable club. Everyone knows that. Barcelona is also a rich and stable club. Barcelona is known to win matches with landslide victories as the competition in la liga ain't stiff, reason it's stable. Manchester united ain't soo stable cause they don't win matches with a landslide victory or back to back, reason it ain't stable.

@bolded. With this reason I have explained the reason for that. That is why the excellent players prefer to join Barca.

Where were you when barca passed through this phase in the latter part of Rijkaard's reign.
United are suffering because of some unfortunate administrative decisions which they are gradually correcting and also because they play in a competitive league not one that you just come for a holiday during weekends.

La liga has never been competitive until recently with the rise to prominence of Atletico all thanks to the wonderful Simeone.


United will surely bounce back
Romance / Re: I'm Dropping Out Of School To Be A Stripper - Teenager (photos) by Lexxyla: 6:02pm On Nov 29, 2016
End time

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Politics / Re: Ekiti To Build New Governor’s Office, High Court At N1.9billion by Lexxyla: 9:36am On Sep 16, 2016
The present governor's office complex remain one of the most recent and best in Nigeria and ironically was opened by fayose during his first tenure. What I don't understand is why he's just starting projects that even the blind knows that he can't finish.
Airport, Oba's Market, Fly over and this two again. And the man is still owing over 7 months salary arrears not to talk of pension

It's a shame our people voted him.

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Politics / Re: Pipeline Explodes In Nsit Ibom, Akwa-Ibom by Lexxyla: 10:00am On Jul 25, 2016
Initially thought it was a plane crash. Don't know how this everyday bombing will attract investors to Akwa Ibom and boost our dwindling revenue.

Anyways, they should continue.
Let us destroy Our environment because of Tompolo and our selfish leaders. Maybe that will help our cause.

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Religion / Re: Muslim Youths Destroy Catholic Church In Baki Iku, Near Abuja by Lexxyla: 5:47pm On Jul 16, 2016
Ayatullah:
[b]THE TRUTH is that 'Thisday' Newspaper did a one sided story lacking investigative journalism.

Another TRUTH is that the Catholic Church is not new in the area so also is the Mosque Ground where the alleged attackers came from.

Another TRUTH is that the Catholic Church should have known that Friday is a serious Prayer Day for the Muslims who pray in peace in their thousands led solemnly by one Imam and need no disturbance.

Another TRUTH is that the Muslims despite praying in their thousands outside does not generate any disturbing noise.

Another TRUTH is that Christians so much love the microphone and loudspeakers that they make so much noise even when they are gathered in very few number.

The final TRUTH is that the Christians must have made a disturbing, loudspeakers assisted noise full of heresies while the Muslims were praying which must have led to the Catholic Church being raided by the Brave Muslims.

(I expect a ban for saying the truth)[/b]

See what a useless brainwashed nairalander is calling the truth.

Have you seen any Catholic Church disturbing with speakers? They rarely even place their speakers outside of the church, even if they do, does that give your fellow Muslim the right to attack them for exercising their right to religion?

Have you seen any Christian group burning or Attacking a Nasfat Muslim for praying on Sunday. The Catholic Church celebrate Mass everyday and Churches can fix their program for any day of the week. Christians do not dictate when you should worship your Allah.

Are you saying that I should also mobilize my fellow Christians youth to destroy the Many mosques that won't allow us peaceful sleep with the noise coming from their early morning Prayers?

Just have it at the back of your mind that nobody, no religion has the monopoly of Violence. There is a limit to any intimidation and harassment.

They will still be telling us about how their religion is that of peace

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Religion / Re: Muslim Youths Destroy Catholic Church In Baki Iku, Near Abuja by Lexxyla: 4:36pm On Jul 16, 2016
Ak47young:
Am not saying what they did is right but holding prayer meeting by 2pm on Friday exactly the same time for juma a. Maybe they were disturbing with noise but this could have been solved maturely with dialogue

Disturbing with noise in a Catholic Church?
That can never happen. You rarely see any speaker outside the walls of the church

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Politics / Re: Ndigbo Contributed To The Development Of Lagos, Abuja – Ohaneze by Lexxyla: 8:46am On Jul 16, 2016
They are right in the sense that they contribute like 80% to Crime most especially trafficking. Useless Chest beaters.

They will soon start claiming to contribute to 95% development in the US, Germany, China e.t.c.

Thank God heaven was already developed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Hungary Vs Portugal : Euro 2016 (3 - 3) On 22nd June 2016 by Lexxyla: 8:59pm On Jun 22, 2016
saintdennis:


Dude receive sense, that is why epl teams are trying to spread the revenue gospel to other leagues so as to make them more competitive.

In la liga it's so easy to rest players while preparing for a European game...but try that in England and norwich will embarass u.

Now after chelsea players have given 80-90% to beat norwich they go and jam barca who needed just 30-40% energy level to beat vallecano.

That is why epl teams celebrate top 10. E no easy

A good player remains a good player but di Maria flopped @ epl but is balling @ ligue 1? Let messi stroll na.

Even torres wey no knw where post dey suddenly don turn better striker again.

you nailed it
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A 2 Protest by Lexxyla: 7:05am On May 16, 2016
Batch b 2015 started printing theirs by 23rd and resumed camp on 28th. NYSC are one of the worst when it comes to timing
Politics / Re: Loan: Fayose Writes Chinese Government Not To Give Loan To Nigeria by Lexxyla: 3:16pm On Apr 14, 2016
Fayose is writing to stop the loan and the stupid bastard collected 9.6billion bailout last year without even paying pensioners and some other people that the money was meant for plunging Ekiti state into more debt. He's either an hypocrite or a deranged human being.

No sane person takes him serious anyways.

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Travel / Re: Reverend Sisters Die In Accident In Cross River (Graphic Photos) by Lexxyla: 10:48pm On Feb 10, 2016
REQUIEM aeternam dona ei, Domine, et lux perpetua luceat ei. Requiescat in pace. Amen.
Politics / Re: Emeka Ihedioha Declared Wanted By EFCC by Lexxyla: 1:26am On Dec 16, 2015
So far it is only on nairaland. I didn't see his name maybe somebody can help do a recheck. But i did saw the name of a former governor of Jigawa state Ibrahim Saminu Turaki on the list
Check the full list of wanted persons on efcc website via https://efccnigeria.org/efcc/index.php/wanted

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Politics / Re: Erratic Power Supply by Lexxyla: 1:08am On Dec 16, 2015
Nationwide problem i guess cos its much of the same in Ekiti.
What i still don't understand is why they are increasing the electricity tariff. How they expect me to keep paying for darkness is beyond me.
Politics / Re: Photos Of Raymond Dokpesi Leaving EFCC Detention After Securing Bail by Lexxyla: 11:59am On Dec 03, 2015
Ciscogod:
What I don't understand is. How can NSA pay u for election campaign of a political party. Is dasuki jonathans campaign organizer?

U received 2.1billion for just campaign. Was the campaign done globally or just within local AIT? I wonder how much dasuki will pay channels then.

During the hate campaign against buhari/tinubu, Mr dopesi discard any connection with the hate tape.

As for this arms deal. Even if my father is involved . He should go to jail.

How can u sabotage a whole country just for ur personal interest.

This is one of the best comment so far, our personal interest must never overule/sabotage that of a whole nation
Politics / Re: Onitsha Ipob Peaceful Protest: My Story, A Bloody Story by Lexxyla: 7:17am On Dec 03, 2015
I can't believe i wasted my time to read all your one sided bullshit story. Why didn't your article talk about the attack on private investors trucks, Mosque, looted shops, burn fires, missiles being thrown at security forces, Attacks on several Youth Corpers?

If you don't have any reasonable thing to say, it will be better for you to keep mute. The true Igbos aren't fools and Nigerians aren't dumb pple

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