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Funny is an understatement for this piece. Oh when the saint!!!

This APC government creating unnecessary news for themselves with their unnecessary lies.

This thread still dey sef.

Who will pay the 56k?

Is it the same governors that still cant pay 18k after Paris fund, Bailout and ecological funds?

I saw the post yesterday on the official united page and i must say OP got what he deserved.

As a Chelsea fan that you obviously are, What is your business commenting out of point on a United page?

Electroweb:
I just hope this will take full effect in my time.

Lol.

Nice piece.

If only our road users could pay more attention to things of this nature, accidents will be greatly reduced.

Kwajay:
Hey guys, I just received a text message to login to the portal and reconfirm my exam date. Lo and behold I just logged in and saw my exam date has changed from 28th July to 24th July (yesterday) .... Although I have the invitation email stating 28th July and the printed invitation with the date of 28th July with me. I'm now confused because its not proper to reschedule my exam date to yesterday. I don't know what to do now. Na wa oh

Whenever u are ready, go write ur test. I dont think they are really using d date.

adakoleagbenu:
me too ayam a geologist o

lol. That's nice.

Nabietonye:
Find the next numbers

1) 6,2,3,5,8,10,15,17,24,26?

2) 3,20,63,144,275?

3) 8,24,12,36,18,54?

4) 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29?

5) 12, 25, 53, 111, 229,?

6) 242, 343, 444, 545,?

7) 11, 12, 16, 25, 41, 66,?


Jus wrote mine, some of the questions in series.

I fear u, so u had enough time to cram d questions

AlwaysUltraPad:
I'm happy to see a geologist.

Happy to see you too sir

ciscon:
DPR just sent a text for those yet to write to confirm their date while those who have written should ignore. These guys seems to be serious. Who else got the sms?

I also got it but have taken d test already.

meredithgrey:
Where there two English sections please?

Yeah.

Fill in the gap and statement/conclusion.

Structuralman:
Statement and Conclusion...was it of this nature?

Q 8 − Statement: Fashion is a form of ugliness and becomes necessary to change every six months.

Conclusions:

I. Fashion designers are incapable of understanding the mind of the general public very well.

II. Public go for a new change every time.

Options:

A - Only conclusion I is valid.

B - Only conclusion II is valid.

C - Either conclusion I or II is valid.

D - Neither conclusion I nor II is valid.

E - Both the conclusions are valid.

Exactly

Just finished with my test. There is nothing to be scared of, it was easier than i presumed.


For those yet to write, make sure you prepare for number series, Quantitative reasoning, statement and conclusion, percentage and fill in the gap with appropriate options. There are only five sections with 9 questions per section. Calculators are allowed and the test is just 45mins.

There is a place to keep your bags/phones for just #100 for those writing in Lagos.
They did not really consider d time, i wrote my test one hour before the time i was supposed to.

Best of luck to us all.

Just finished with my test. GT geologist Lagos. There is nothing to be scared of, it was easier than i presumed.


For those yet to write, make sure you prepare for number series, Quantitative reasoning, statement and conclusion, percentage and fill in the gap with appropriate options. There are only five sections with 9 questions per section. Calculators are allowed and the test is just 45mins.

There is a place to keep your bags/phones for just #100 for those writing in Lagos.


Best of luck to us all.

2.45 million applications received.


God help Nigeria.

Laolballs:
Are you sure you completed your application? I bet you didn't even have a reference number

You could have pointed out the error politely Mr. Anyway, it has been modified. Best of luck to you.

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Vickysnipe147:
I received my Email this night and my Venue is Portharcourt. anybody with material should mention this my comment. 26th July is the date on my own.

Download here

https://www.dropbox.com/s/hv8sknun3ziw24i/dragnetgsequestions_shopygfx_upload.zip

http://www.webdatatutors.com/dpr-firs-past-questions/

http://www.hrtechnique.com/2016/10/interview-questions-and-application.html

jakobid99:
Pls mine is still showing application portal closed I've even tried to login directly from the site but to no avail... What do I do guys pls help

I just logged in to the website

Try logging to recruitment.dpr.gov.ng/login on another browser or refresh the one you are using.

Dear xxxxx ,

As a result of your application for the position of Geologist-Graduate Trainee, We would like to invite you for an Apptitude Test on Tue 25th Jul, 2017, at 11:00am at JKK Building, 229 Ikorodu Road, Anthony Bus/Stop Ilupeju. Lagos .

Please Login to your account here for further instructions

Best Regards,
Department of Petroleum Resources

damola311:
Always pity those that use that thing called GLO, how will you say there's network in one part of the house and there's no network in another part? Signal can go for at least 2 days when other networks are acting with full speed... You can be happy using glo now, next minute the network will be bad. I shake yansh for those using that network, you really have patience like one popular EPL club...

And i thought i was the only one that had to change my room just because i subscribed on Glo back then. Thank Goodness, i have been delivered from things of old.

'Old things things have passed away'.

Glo and Buhari are practical examples of why Nigerians will never key into the Buy naija grow naija campaign.

I can't settle for mediocrity in the name naija(whatever that means).

I dumped my Glo sim after two months of no network coverage, never mind internet access.

seunmsg:
Legally, the state executive council stands dissolved and the commissioners remained sacked. If he wants some of them back in office, he should present their names to the state house of assembly and get them confirmed again. Telling them to go back to office without clearance from the state assembly is illegal and unconstitutional.

Unfortunately, Gov Fayose is the Judiciary, Executive and Legislator in Ekiti. Only Mr Gov has the right to pronounce anything as legal or illegal.

The most painful thing is that the opposition are worse alternatives.

By Isaac Andrew Jordan Videgrain

Ten years ago, when kids of my age called Superman and Spiderman their superheroes, I treated this man as my Superhero. When people asked me whether my favorite player was Ronaldo or Messi, I used to proudly tell them- "Wayne Rooney" when no one dared saying that. And there were times when I had nightmares of this man leaving the club and leaving me tattered.
Today though, that has come true. It will be strange to have Manchester United without the man who has been a fantastic servant to the club.
I remember watching him as that teenager who brought a smile to the kid's face every week and his passion, drive and determination to never give up inspired me and will keep on inspiring me throughout my life. His never satiating hunger to give his all for the team used to be so satisfying that he was very often the best player on the pitch, despite being the smallest out there.


Even today, if you happen to ask me about who my favorite player is, I can't pick out a single player apart from Wazza himself. Others may ooze flair and panache, but they never had the desire to cover blade of grass on the pitch to put the team's priorities before his own. So much so that even when he scored the record-breaking 251st goal, he didn't celebrate at all.
Because the game at Stoke wasn't won. If that's not called commitment for the club, I can't imagine what is!


People hated him for everything that he is, but there's no one better in silencing critics by coming up with a scintillating performance on the pitch. When people abused him off the pitch, he shut them up and left them gagged by performing on the pitch. When others came and left, he stood firm.
After years of putting the club before his own priorities, it's time he finally puts his own ones before anything else. He still has two or three decent years left and while I won't sleep well because this terrific journey's coming to an end, it's time he departs and starts proving people wrong again- something Wayne Rooney's always been about and always will be.


He'll be hated and will be laughed at by many, but the man's been through it all. He does his talking on the pitch. And fifty years on , when people will ask me about who my favorite player was, I will smile and proudly take this battler's name. The battler who brought a smile that kid's face.
Can't really thank this man enough and I really do fall short of words to describe him and what he's achieved. I'll miss chanting your name every time you took to the pitch, but will continue to defend you when no one does.
Thanks for making me fall in love with the game, Wayne Rooney. There will never be another you ever again.


My Superman. Forever.

"Remember the name, Wayne Mark Rooney."