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Crime / Re: Man Hides N8M In Birthday Cake, Smuggles It Into Nigeria by Lexxyla: 9:53am On Feb 16, 2018
He should have bought bitcoin or just do wire transfer.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower, What is Happening To January 2018 Stipend? by Lexxyla: 7:17pm On Feb 13, 2018
Yksoul:
DURING GEJ ADMINISTRATION FOREIGN RESERVE WENT FROM $80M TO $15M OR SO.NOW FOREIGN RESERVE IS $40M ABOVE.I GIVE PMB CREDIT FOR THAT,BUT THE PEOPLE THAT SURROUND HIM ARE BAD THE MAN MEANT WELL FOR THIS COUNTRY

Of what benefit will the reserve be when hunger kills your so called future and herdsmen finish the remaining populace.


Nigeria is just a time bomb waiting to explode

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power: Fayose Laments Mass Unemployment, Says Its Timebomb For Nation by Lexxyla: 6:10am On Jan 17, 2018
Ekitidefender:


The N-Power candidates for 2017/2018 are in total of 8, 412, 000, while 7, 565,000 have been successfully verified, the beneficiaries will be serving in teaching, agriculture, and health sector in the state”, he said.

Correct your figures, it's 8412 shortlisted and 7565 verified respectively.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/01/n-power-fayose-laments-mass-unemployment-says-timebomb-nation/

CC Lalasticlala Dominique Ishilove Mynd44
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power: Fayose Laments Mass Unemployment, Says Its Timebomb For Nation by Lexxyla: 5:58am On Jan 17, 2018
If you submitted your CV to our office at Adebayo as directed by Oloye Apesin pogun pote, Oshokomole 1 of Ekiti, say aye. I hope you have since been called for employment.

If you travelled down from far away to Govt. house pavilion with the intention of getting your deployment letter yesterday only to listen to political balderdash, say cheese.


If you were part of those Npower beneficiary that was promised additional 10000 naira stipend last year, hope your alert has not traveled to Malaysia.

If you are one of the 300 beneficiaries of the Laptop, say Hallelujah. grin

Let's pray Akande and Moyin won't end up as victims of promise and fail.

Somebody shout Alleluia.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Password For The Day by Lexxyla: 3:57pm On Dec 26, 2017
jayinfo2:


Use Firefox I encounter same with Google.

But. Successfully registered with Firefox

Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Password For The Day by Lexxyla: 3:19pm On Dec 24, 2017
Seems the Application is only for graduate of Federal Universities, Some Private universities, LASU, OSU and RSU.


Why the discrimination?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Password For The Day by Lexxyla: 2:30pm On Dec 24, 2017
Can't get past the first page. I keep getting a error message.
Business / Re: People Storm Gtbank To Close Their Account With The Bank (photo) by Lexxyla: 2:42pm On Dec 22, 2017
8. Don't post false information on Nairaland.



cc dominique,FOD,puskin,naijacutee
Business / Re: Nigeria’s Unemployment Worsens As 18.8% Are Jobless by Lexxyla: 2:38pm On Dec 22, 2017
kiss
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Halliburton Energy Services Nigeria Limited Ongoing Recruitment by Lexxyla: 11:58am On Dec 22, 2017
Why post a job that expired since 13th december?

There are several ways a blog can make good ranking without deceit.
Phones / Re: How To Resume Ucbrowser/ Uc Mini Download After ‘link Expired’(trick) by Lexxyla: 8:34am On Dec 22, 2017
Unfortunately, I switched to Puffin browser pro.
Romance / Re: Broke Lady Gets N2m From A Stranger To Celebrate Her Daughter's Birthday (Photos by Lexxyla: 8:13pm On Dec 21, 2017
And somebody will tell me not to change my list of online and offline friends in 2018.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Application For GTBank Entry Level Programme by Lexxyla: 1:23pm On Dec 18, 2017
peacenaija:
I'm getting Ajax error when I'm trying to go to the next stage


Lol, maybe when the site reopens, they will upgrade to Barca or Chelsea error. grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Lexxyla: 9:59pm On Nov 26, 2017
Congrats to all the shortlisted applicants.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Lexxyla: 9:46am On Nov 23, 2017
Gilbertase:
LMAO! i repeat when the invites get sent out, i sincerely hope all the 'speculator-generals' on both sides of the divide wey get itchy hands will learn to be patient and calm the F down, rather than consistently dishing out unsolicited hogwash..but i can bet they wont learn! It's like it's in the naija gene to speak from the four cardinal points of the mouth like Lai Mohammed. Our informants, the week don 'nearly' run out o, i know you wont fail to titilate and titivate our taste buds with another eloquent explanation for why interviews no longer held in November, and how it is December now..100% legit. Make everybody calm down, make the recruiters do wetin dem wan do, dem no gree. i can just imagine 2 yrs from now, and an intelligent, fresh applicant stumbles on this thread looking for info to guide him/her, i can bet such person will be distraught to discover the thread of maybe 1000 pages, only has 2% sensible information to work with after wasting valuable data. PLS CONTINUE, ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM OF INFORMATION TO THE FULLEST

Lol.

Some people can't do without speculating and making unnecessary inferences. It's a shame people who refer to this thread in subsequent recruitments will have almost nothing to hold on to.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: We Apologize To The Men And Women Who Kept Vigil With Us From 11.30pm. by Lexxyla: 6:12pm On Nov 21, 2017
Seems the link to check has been changed to
http://npvn.npower.gov.ng/preselectedvolunteers/#/preSelectionStatus.

Use your BVN to check

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: We Apologize To The Men And Women Who Kept Vigil With Us From 11.30pm. by Lexxyla: 6:07pm On Nov 21, 2017
jinka:
Has any received a congratulatory email from npower? you all should go and check the email you registered with

Email kwa?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: We Apologize To The Men And Women Who Kept Vigil With Us From 11.30pm. by Lexxyla: 11:43am On Nov 21, 2017
liz4eno:
I checked this morning I saw not pre-listed, but some minutes ago I received a message that I have been listed among the successful candidates, congratulations to me, all the best guys.


Lol. Congratulations, let's just hope they update it online.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: We Apologize To The Men And Women Who Kept Vigil With Us From 11.30pm. by Lexxyla: 10:42am On Nov 21, 2017
npowerng, which should we believe, the online status check which indicated that we have not been pre selected or the congratulatory SMS that stated otherwise. We need clarification please.


The error 504 has started again.
Romance / Re: Prostitute Swallows Client’s Condom In Taiwan, Hides Evidence During Police Raid by Lexxyla: 5:16pm On Nov 07, 2017
muller101:
Now that she has successfully swallowed a condom she can never contract any STDs again.

Very true. Protection fron within.
Education / Re: Many Geologists Are Riding Okada - Olugbenga Okunlola, UI Professor Of Geology by Lexxyla: 3:48pm On Nov 06, 2017
ayusco85:
He is right. Am a geologist with a 2.1 but currently working in a bank. I feel out of place each time I wake up to go to work. Why didn't I just study accounting if u can't practice what I learnt in the University.

Lol, you should be happy you are putting your knowledge to use. Even the banks no longer recruit as before. Many Earth Scientist will gladly accept any position in any field provided that it will pay thier bill. Long gone are the days of looking out of place anywhere.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Lexxyla: 8:58pm On Oct 21, 2017
Page 323 and no genuine information. Anyway, i am not bothered by the portal access. Whatever happens, we move on. DPR can't take more than 50 in this recruitment. So it's better to be calm, relaxed and prepared for any eventuality instead of disturbing ourselves unnecessarily.

And btw, my portal is now closed.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For The 2018 Stanbic IBTC Fresh Graduate Trainee Program by Lexxyla: 2:11pm On Sep 13, 2017
12:15 Mail received.
12:17 Rush to nairaland to know the content and meaning of the bio data update mail.
I no fit just rush open mail make Airtel con seize network.

Ah no want any impropu test biko grin

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Education / Re: ASUU Strike Update: BUK Kano, UI, ABSU, ATBU Others Voted To Continue Strike by Lexxyla: 4:33pm On Aug 24, 2017
Bari22:


Adekunle Ajasin University if Agriculture voted to continue the strike

AAUA Akungba-Akoko, Ondo State


There is no Adekunle Ajasin University of Agriculture in Nigeria

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