₦airaland Forum

christiese:
This is the script of a 200 level student of university of uyo. My Pastor's Wife who is a lecturer in uniuyo found this while she was marking. What is Education really turning into in Nigeria? This is serious ooooo!

Did a guy from Uniuyo dump you for a preferred one....i thought you will show us the heading of the script written uniuyo.....but you end up being the foolish one.....be sensible next time ....friendship is not by force .....Chinwe

AdiscoPele:
The UK rep and Vanguard should STFU.

Are they not aware of what happened during Jona's regime?

With all the amnesty and pipeline protection contract give to the people of SS, who has it 'epped'.

You don't armtwist every government that comes to power for your own selfish interest.

What did asari do with all the money he got from the previous government? Build a university in Benin Republic.

What did tompolo do with his own share?

How about there grandpa clerk?

PMB should use everything within his power to stop those miscreants who wants money for themselves not the development of SS.

see your mouth....you have no idea where it is called Niger Delta......probably you dont know thats where your allocation comes from....shame

PushPlay:
It's a Peugeot 404. Vintage.

Cool ride I must say.

I need this kind of car to oppress those mad drivers in Port Harcourt who specializes in driving one-way and nasty overtaking....i will just brush all of them one by one....including keke.....when they notice your car has no dent they will chase you away from your lane....very weird city call PH

marsoden:
I read about this story more than 5 years ago. I doubt if she was the originator.

read and comprehend.....she did not say she was the originator......is an encouragement to others......she listened to a motivational speaker ok........before you start crucifying her

Dudeweedlmao:
If you look closely at that chart you will see that nigeria's economy started taking a downward slope from 2014.
Who was president then? Its not even jonathans fault. That was when oil started freefalling. It was literally out of our hands.

your brain need surgery

youngsahito:
saraki is a dead meat.. you can't escape DAT jail term

If you are looking to see the end of saraki's case then you might be pursued from village ghost......the reverse may be the case ......this case may see the end of our papa.s in the government who spearheaded for the witchhunt

Zico5:
Many insane people in Nigeria. This is time for Nigerians to rise up, the fight against corruption is a fight for all. All these lawyers playing on our integrity need to learn great lesson. Using whatever means to stop fight against corruption will never work, many people are suffering cos of acts of people like saraki. He needs no sympathy at all, the judgment must prevail at all cost.

Lawyers are doing their work.....they studied several years to do their work....infact trouble na their work ok....lawyers are meant to be lairs.....even though they know that this is Black they can twist it for you to believe that it is Grey...ok,,,be wise....don't expose your ignorance here......that's why they are called defense counsel......meanwhile I am an Engineer....i love them

omenka:
You know I've always ignored your rants as the only thing one can't find in them is commonsense.

Do you know the law better than the Senior advocates?? Do you know it better than the senators who alleged that the Rules were forged??

Why don't you shut the hell up and watch things play themselves out in court instead of running all over the place screaming your head off as though the grim ripper is lurking somewhere around your neighbourhood??

This attitude of supporting everything sleazy in Nigeria you people have decided to make your modus operandi will do nothing but dig you lot deeper into your political grave. When mention is made of a crime being committed, the first people to arrive the scene and claim absolutely nothing untoward had happened is you people- yet you aspire to produce the president someday soon!!

Smh.

Don't bother replying though. You will be ignored.

Keep talking about "you people" it better expose your level of stupidity the more.....everybody are entitle to their opinion and don't expect every body to buy your silly opinion either........all i see here is desperation to turn around senate leadership ok.....they are afraid if SARAKI is booted out ....of course you don't need me to tell you the next person to occupy that position......you can only cry lame to people that key into your thrash.....somebody presented receipt as certificate till today nothing is done about that and you with your dumb self is there without raising objection.....i equally hate hypocrites like you....

christopheru:
9. Oya Add your own

When it is just 10mins to close for the day and your boss just work in with an urgent task for you to execute

Adebola02:
Let them cripple the economy,it will surely affect their families and loves also. I wonder what on earth this militant want from the government.

Are you the one spewing this thrash here.....Is better to use the money coming from Niger Delta to rehab boko boys abi...yet the zone that lay the golden eggs lavish in rejection ....keep dreaming

WIZGUY69:
Akpabio is a fo.Ol he is jealous & Envy of us. because we are more sucessful than his people, he is looking for way to bring us down. Amadioha strike him down there.

Look at this mo.ron....envy of what....are you reasoning from your anus....is drug trafficking and rituals a progressive profession....guess you are still dreaming.....when you woke up from slumber ....then we can talk about your foolishness....meanwhile keep leaving in past glories.....95% of homes in your so call place are having imbeciles here and there as a result of penchant for success....anyway to start with...measure yourself with me to know who is more successful...brain dead fellow

oduastates:
And you think the world gives a toss about you people.
At best, the secret police will takes down notes for future security projections and analysis.

and you equally thought that place is your cubicle called zoo

asha90:
Onitsha no be today it started receiving world leaders..Mongo Park and Landers Brothers were once in this great city! First Christian missionaries in the East led by Equino and Crowther started from this city which later spread to all parts of the Eastern region.

By this picture it is clear now that the Obi of Onitsha is the most important and most powerful stool East of the Niger! The Obi of Onitsha dynasty has been in existence for over 500yrs.

Obi of Onitsha, Ooni of Ife, Emir of Kano and Oba of Benin are truly the first class kings in Nigeria.

the Obong of Calabar.....is also a first class king as far as Nigeria is concern

MaleoPearls:
Celebrate with ME people.





Today is the 10958th day I am spending on Earth.





I give BABA GOD all the Glory.



Keep hitting the LIKE button. I appreciate in advance.

because u are just 30yrs that's why you allow me to crack my head with calculator....well i forgive u because its your birthday...be happy congrats

mayorkyzo:
Foluke daramola only aired her opinion...just like the other lady has hers also..she shouldn't attack someone..thats one of the reasons hate these so called feminists,if u don't say what they want,you automatically become an enemy...

Before AmosIjeoma and Chichimandi will attack Foluke in the dream, they should first of all seek the true meaning of the word GENDER......after that they can go and attack God for using only one rib from ADAM numerous ribs to make EVE.....God say as he is the head of the church, MAN is the head of the family......the issue of Gender equality to me is funny unless they want to reverse God ordinances......I-STAND-WITH-FOLUKE on this, women who doesn't want it that way should do the needful just like SATAN did and be cast away.....children of DEMONS

mayorkyzo:
Foluke daramola only aired her opinion...just like the other lady has hers also..she shouldn't attack someone..thats one of the reasons hate these so called feminists,if u don't say what they want,you automatically become an enemy...

Before AmosIjeoma and Chichimandi will attack Foluke in the dream, they should first of all seek the true meaning of the word GENDER......after that they can go and attack God for using only one rib from ADAM numerous ribs to make EVE.....God say as he is the head of the church, MAN is the head of the family......the issue of Gender equality to me is funny unless they want to reverse God ordinances......I-STAND-WITH-FOLUKE on this, women who doesn't want it that way should do the needful just like SATAN did and be cast away.....children of DEMONS

HopeAtHand:
Mbok, Akwa Ibom peeps should take a chill pill. NDDC is technically a property of Rivers, Bayelsa and Delta.

for your brainless imagination.....what are their production quota to the nation compared to akwa ibom.....another senseless post.....where were the above mentioned states when Arch. Obong Victor Attah was spearheading the fight for resource control b4 OBJ use it against us...and decide to punish us for stirring the nest...were was Alameisigha and Odili....it was James Ibori that even supported Attah when he convene the world conference of mayors en-route Cameroon to witness the devastation as a result of environmental degradation

Etizz:
U are from akwa ibom.....

Niger Delta does not belong to akwa ibom a lone..... I think u should know dat

Stop being silly here....read what is in the NDDC act about rotation of such positions among NDDC states, if The president deem fit to sack a PDP appointee from the commission without completing his 4yr term he should as well be knowledgeable to pick another person from that state to complete the 4yr term...issues like this brought hatred and acrimony ok......always look before you leap

ORACLE1975:
Madness

Did i hear you say madness....Is quite unfortunate to have people of your type in this Nation

freeDR:
Op, there was no House of Senate in Nigeria until after the F.R.A Williams led constitutional conference of 1975.

Therefore, whoever precedes 1975 in your list couldn't have been a Senate President. Thanks.

with your own analysis Real Madrid don't deserve to have La decima since most of the trophy they won then was not in the era of champions league but European cup....Is not so bro....whether somebody answer a president or prime minister or Head of state or chancellor or whatever name deem fit so far the person was a nations leader it makes no difference

hassan85:
Stage managed. Let d real masses get to see him if dey wont use stones to decend on him like dey did during last salah prayers

who are the real masses, do you think every body hates him.....keep dreaming

Afrok:
Even with heavy make-up, age don dey show for her face and Op what's stunning about those pics?

stop acting childish wont you get old either...is aging now a crime mofos

mrvitalis:
This man keeps proving he is really not so smart

The problem is not the SUV but that it was bought at twice the normal. Price

Are you reasoning from your anus......in what ever reason for someone to reject a gift of N21m is worth commending....even if he receive it you cant do him anything but he is just showing you that he is not part of the waste....and he is the advocate of patronize Naija product .....he bought IVM jeep for himself and also IVM bus for STV staff....so grow up and stop reasoning abnormally

ify2016:
It is too alarming the rate in which Nigerians have shown interest so far for 2016 recruitment into Nigeria Police Force. It's indeed a failure on the part of government for failing to provide a more better job opportunities to average graduates and Nigerians. The bitter truth is that after every struggle, it won't stop them from following the warning giving to candidates before they commenced their registrations.

Therefore, the following categories of applicants should pray more harder because their chances of being selected is limited.

1. Double registration: I was interacting with one guy last week and he boldly told me that men, " 9ja no be where person go dull himself especially for this kind Olopa things. According to him, I don already applied for Inspectorial role but since na naija we dey, I say mek I quicklyma run Constable own sharp sharp" I told him OK. that he needs God's favour to be shortlisted. If you belong in this category your name is unto thee I submit my good luck. 3% of applicants fall into this group.

2. AGE FALSIFICATION: This group has the largest part of applicants . Some claimed that they entered primary school at the age of 2-3. Some also claimed that they are single even when they already have four children. Haba, 9ja people, na who dey fool who? Let's just believe that it's rumour that those above 28years are allowed to apply but the truth is ,you that claimed to be under 28 and already have 2 children, Na when you wan retire? Just add 35 years in service to your real age and tell us whether you be Mandela mate. Some 19-22 years also applied as an Inspector but na God hand we dey.Bitter truth is that over 30%/ of applicants are in these categories.

3: FAKE CERTIFICATE: Some applicants trying to overcome the challenges placed upon them by bad governance and poor economy strives to falsify their credentials in order to meet up with the general requirement. But wait o, Federal government no get conscience self. How dey want graduate wey don dey jobless for the past 5 years survive without any palliative to survive. This thing no fair shall. About 5% may fall victim of this.

4. WRONG FILING OF FORM : A lot of people do bunnecessary mistake in filing their forms. It's very pertinent to take time by reading your information typed before submitting your application. How can you come from one State and fill another state of origin in the name of typographical error. Some applicants even went to the extent of filing a course they didn't study. You need God intervention if you are in this category. Funny enough 7% will fall victim.

5. THE DISABLED/ Tattoo, and fresh surgery : We all know that there is always a reason for any action for human deformity. Some physical challenge people may not be short listed except through God's intervention. A lady just told me that she had surgery, appendicitis to be precise less than two years ago but still registered. The bitter truth is that no law enforcement agency or Force can take someone that may have been diagnosed and undergone surgery in less than two years. But, God can still turn anything around. I believe in miracle. And for the baddos ( tattoo), I wish una best. 2% occupies this categories of applicants.

6. FLATFOOTED: Hardly will they collect these categories of candidates. If you're flatfooted unlike Army recruitment, your chances of landing the job is 50/50. The people in this group occupies 1%.


In all, what we need is prayer because, the battle is not even for the wisest or strongest but the favour of God on your screening day.

Nigerian graduates looking for job, the appointed time has come for us to make our choices. I believe God will favour us in one way or the other. Even if Police or Army job didn't work for you and I , Federal job is certain as far as Buhari is concerned.


REMEMBER THAT THIS WRITE UP IS A PERSONAL OBSERVATION AND SUBJECT TO CONTRIBUTIONS, CORRECTIONS OR CRITICISM.

GOOD LUCK!!!

Please for section number 4, do you refer to FILING or FILLING thanks.

ify2016:
It is too alarming the rate in which Nigerians have shown interest so far for 2016 recruitment into Nigeria Police Force. It's indeed a failure on the part of government for failing to provide a more better job opportunities to average graduates and Nigerians. The bitter truth is that after every struggle, it won't stop them from following the warning giving to candidates before they commenced their registrations.

Therefore, the following categories of applicants should pray more harder because their chances of being selected is limited.

1. Double registration: I was interacting with one guy last week and he boldly told me that men, " 9ja no be where person go dull himself especially for this kind Olopa things. According to him, I don already applied for Inspectorial role but since na naija we dey, I say mek I quicklyma run Constable own sharp sharp" I told him OK. that he needs God's favour to be shortlisted. If you belong in this category your name is unto thee I submit my good luck. 3% of applicants fall into this group.

2. AGE FALSIFICATION: This group has the largest part of applicants . Some claimed that they entered primary school at the age of 2-3. Some also claimed that they are single even when they already have four children. Haba, 9ja people, na who dey fool who? Let's just believe that it's rumour that those above 28years are allowed to apply but the truth is ,you that claimed to be under 28 and already have 2 children, Na when you wan retire? Just add 35 years in service to your real age and tell us whether you be Mandela mate. Some 19-22 years also applied as an Inspector but na God hand we dey.Bitter truth is that over 30%/ of applicants are in these categories.

3: FAKE CERTIFICATE: Some applicants trying to overcome the challenges placed upon them by bad governance and poor economy strives to falsify their credentials in order to meet up with the general requirement. But wait o, Federal government no get conscience self. How dey want graduate wey don dey jobless for the past 5 years survive without any palliative to survive. This thing no fair shall. About 5% may fall victim of this.

4. WRONG FILING OF FORM : A lot of people do bunnecessary mistake in filing their forms. It's very pertinent to take time by reading your information typed before submitting your application. How can you come from one State and fill another state of origin in the name of typographical error. Some applicants even went to the extent of filing a course they didn't study. You need God intervention if you are in this category. Funny enough 7% will fall victim.

5. THE DISABLED/ Tattoo, and fresh surgery : We all know that there is always a reason for any action for human deformity. Some physical challenge people may not be short listed except through God's intervention. A lady just told me that she had surgery, appendicitis to be precise less than two years ago but still registered. The bitter truth is that no law enforcement agency or Force can take someone that may have been diagnosed and undergone surgery in less than two years. But, God can still turn anything around. I believe in miracle. And for the baddos ( tattoo), I wish una best. 2% occupies this categories of applicants.

6. FLATFOOTED: Hardly will they collect these categories of candidates. If you're flatfooted unlike Army recruitment, your chances of landing the job is 50/50. The people in this group occupies 1%.


In all, what we need is prayer because, the battle is not even for the wisest or strongest but the favour of God on your screening day.

Nigerian graduates looking for job, the appointed time has come for us to make our choices. I believe God will favour us in one way or the other. Even if Police or Army job didn't work for you and I , Federal job is certain as far as Buhari is concerned.


REMEMBER THAT THIS WRITE UP IS A PERSONAL OBSERVATION AND SUBJECT TO CONTRIBUTIONS, CORRECTIONS OR CRITICISM.

GOOD LUCK!!!

Please for item number 4, do you refer to FILING or FILLING thanks.

seanwilliam:
dis s based on mai own person research..graduates of the following schools command respect in labour market...d top 5 goes thus
1.UNILAG- no doubt this 1 oh, u rarely c jobless akokite
2.UI- U& I knw na
3.OAU- my daddy s a livin testimoni
4. ABU
5. UNN.
others r UNILORIN-chai! bad product in bad market.. lols., uniben etc. ad urs..fynestboi, olawalebabes, onje ti jinna oh

were are they in the committee of universities in Africa.....local champions living in past glories....when you wake up you let me know

seunmsg:
SERAP shouldn't even disturb themselves too much. The amendment bills can't pass the two chambers of the National assembly. Even if they pass, the president will veto it and Saraki can never get the 2/3 majority support required in both houses to override the presidents veto.

U DONT KNOW WHAT U ARE TALKING, SEEMS YOU NOW KNOW THE LAW MORE THAN FALANA HIMSELF...GO AND REST,

maestroferddi:
This Oyegun is just too funny.

One would have expected him to present a superior argument against Fayose's assertions on the purported loan.

Instead, he is just trying to whip up cheap sentiments to sway the uninformed.

Nigerian politicians are almost always corrupt so if you are trying to secure a loan let us know precisely why.

We also know what the country went through before exiting the clutches of foreign debtors some years ago.

Change should not necessarily be about incurring capricious foreign debts.

don't mind the idiots.......fayose as a stake holder in the federating unit called Nigeria have the right to scrutinize whatever the presidency is doing....some gullible APC fools will say that is not how opposition is done.....i pity them

thomasthomas:
Did I see Udom Emmanuel?

This list is a joke.

Gov Udom is struggling to pay salaries, a lot of workers are not paid their salaries and pensioners too are not paid.

The site for the Automobile company at Itu has been taken over by weeds, nothing is happening there. Those contracts you mentioned are just on paper, it has not been awarded yet!

Nothing is happening in Akwa Ibom apart from government propaganda.

Please remove Gov. Udom Emmanuel from that list.

Thanks

Odiok uno fien do....ayeme ndi bring down owo ukanmufo.....owo ifang etang ebanga owo mmo mi...mkpo ekpo nte afo.....mfioke ini eke mbufo edi tre nton mbufo ami

doughziay:
And what is he trying to say?
Am still trying to understand what he wrote.

By the way, like flavour would say: BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL

Stay real and be proud of u

What the guy is saying is that "an ugly white guy is easy to get the most beautiful black lady......also that black ladies are very cheap and easily sold out......again that if you see a black girl who doesn't like a white guy is that the white guy doesn't want to go out with her.....he also meant that black girls are so cheap to have for sex.....that's a big slap mostly for the regions that represent us very well at ITALY , SPAIN and other European nations in the name of hustling....shame on them and the ape's that claim they are irresistible

XketchDesigns:
thats why in Africa we will always remain backwards, when they say opposition this is not what it means.
opposition or not, the main goal is to make good decisions for the people you rule. in the west opposition works and supports the ruling government as long as its to the benefit of the people they are ruling.
Opposition is to make the government in power carry out their duty and keep them on their toes, this is just plain sabotage.

You are wrong plz....crude oil sells is peg at 40-42/dollar now our budget is peg at about 38/dollar when the period in question was even 24/dollar, customs and FIRS have role to play through IGR that will still boost the finance....why on earth do one still need loan for until you are able to tell me that....beside the opposition you are talking about....in US the republican controls the parliament while the president come from Democrats there are several occasion that the republicans don't tow the ideas of the executives because they felt is not in the interest of the nation so stop thinking that Africa will remain backward is it by collecting loan that will make us go forward ...think bro... except only you...that reason that way.....the budget is span from January -December...it doesn't require you to source for fund at once before you can execute your project we don't need loan at this time...we have huge debt to settle most state government like Lagos and Edo are equally struggle to clear their foreign loan and now fed govt...ok why not collect the loan in YUAN rather than DOLLARS ...it is a sign of mortgaging Fayose is right