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Celebrities › Re: Schwarzenegger Injured In Motorcycle Crash by lexyflexy(op): 1:52pm On Jan 11, 2006
but what wud a Gov like himself be doing on a bike, even with his 12yr old son (Patrick)
Romance › Definition Of Kiss (according To Subjects Phy, Che, Eco. Etc Etc ) by lexyflexy(op): 1:45pm On Jan 11, 2006
Hi  there, I thought to share this with you all, feels good, hope you like it.... cool

[center]Definition of kiss
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[/center]

[center]Prof. of Economics[/center]   
[center]Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply[/center]. 


[center]Prof. of Accountancy[/center]     
[center]Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned[/center]. 


[center]Prof. of Algebra[/center]     
[center]Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.[/center]


[center]Prof. of Geometry[/center]      
[center]Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips. [/center]



[center]Prof. of Physics[/center]      
[center]Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.[/center] 



[center]Prof. of Chemistry[/center]     
[center]Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts. [/center] 


[center]Prof. of Zoology[/center]     
[center]Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria. [/center]


[center]Prof. of Physiology[/center]      
[center]Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis-oris muscles in the state of contraction. [/center]   


[center]Prof. of Dentistry[/center]     
[center]Kiss is infectious and antiseptic. [/center]


[center]Prof. of Philosophy[/center]      
[center]Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old. [/center] 


[center]Prof. of English[/center]      
[center]Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all [/center]


[center]Prof. of Architecture[/center]      
[center]Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects. [/center] 


[center]Prof. of Comp.Science [/center]
[center]What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable [/center]
Music/Radio › Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by lexyflexy(m): 9:20pm On Jan 10, 2006
@ spikelord .......I love that song....can u send me a copy through E-mail.........somehow.....pls do if you can.
Romance › Re: How To Tell If A Girl Likes You by lexyflexy(m): 9:16pm On Jan 10, 2006
cos u raised the dust first...........
Forum Games › Re: The Rhyming Game by lexyflexy(m): 6:36pm On Jan 10, 2006
GROUND STERLING
Nairaland General › Re: MatureMe - I Just Registered Tonight by lexyflexy(m): 5:47pm On Jan 10, 2006
everyoe is always welcomed to the land.....even those we don't know "cutesy" MATUREME
Music/Radio › Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by lexyflexy(m): 5:46pm On Jan 10, 2006
GHETTO RELIGION by WYCLEF JEAN ft. R. KELLY
Romance › Re: How To Tell If A Girl Likes You by lexyflexy(m): 5:44pm On Jan 10, 2006
@ 2nde.........hmmmm... tell us who passed that dutch to you sometime.......
Forum Games › Re: Nigerian Names by lexyflexy(m): 5:40pm On Jan 10, 2006
ANJONU OMO O SE PARON
Forum Games › Re: The Rhyming Game by lexyflexy(m): 5:38pm On Jan 10, 2006
thelastdon......wetin food do you....dem say The Rhyming Game........and I guess that denotes words......na u be the onle person wey post on food.....wetin dey hungry u.......just pulling ya.....
TV/Movies › Re: Aki and Pawpaw: Chinedu Ikedieze and Osita Iheme by lexyflexy(m): 4:50pm On Jan 10, 2006
guess they are good combination of onething to look out for.......they fit into their class and style...... cool
Celebrities › Re: Schwarzenegger Injured In Motorcycle Crash by lexyflexy(op): 4:46pm On Jan 10, 2006
and have u ever asked if that was his fault.......he was only mean't to sign up a death warrant not carry out the execution itself......look, if he had not signed that TOKKIE will still be living till date........but those who brought him to the face of the law are the ones to be blamed not a man who is only meant to sign things up.........thats how I see it.......
Nairaland General › Re: Are They(ladies) Too Demanding Or We (guys)dont Provide Enough? by lexyflexy(m): 2:42pm On Jan 10, 2006
@ Shadiat......guess thats ok now.......d cup seems full
Forum Games › Re: Nigerian Names by lexyflexy(m): 11:06am On Jan 10, 2006
MUYIWA
Music/Radio › Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by lexyflexy(m): 10:59am On Jan 10, 2006
IN THOSE JEANS by Ginuwine
Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Gets Pregnant Unexpectedly by lexyflexy(m): 10:46am On Jan 10, 2006
@ yummy.....and is that gonna be by your power or whose.......u failed to ask this question, what is your parents are against it..........?
Celebrities › Re: Schwarzenegger Injured In Motorcycle Crash by lexyflexy(op): 10:37am On Jan 10, 2006
@ Casper...........what happened, how come you got so much hatred for Arnold.....?
Forum Games › Re: Give The Nairalander Above You A Pet Name by lexyflexy(m): 10:16am On Jan 10, 2006
wink
NICETOHAVIOLOGY
Celebrities › Schwarzenegger Injured In Motorcycle Crash by lexyflexy(op): 10:07am On Jan 10, 2006
LOS ANGELES - Gov.  Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't plan to change his schedule even though he received 15 stitches in his lip for injuries sustained when his motorcycle collided with a car, his spokeswoman said.

The governor was expected to keep his appointments Monday, spokeswoman Margita Thompson said.

Schwarzenegger was riding his motorcycle Sunday with his 12-year-old son, Patrick, in the sidecar, when a car backed out of a driveway in the Brentwood section, Thompson said.

"The governor was unable to avoid the vehicle in his path and collided with it at a low speed," she said in a statement.

Schwarzenegger and his son, who were wearing helmets, were treated for cuts and bruises at St. John's Hospital in Santa Monica and released, Thompson said.

The car's driver was uninjured. No citations were issued, police Officer     Jason Lee said.

The governor broke six ribs in a motorcycle crash in December 2001 and was hospitalized for four days. He was unable to avoid a car that had stopped in front of him.

"It was very painful, much more painful than the heart surgery," he said at the time, referring to an operation he had in 1997 to replace a heart valve. "A rib breaking is like the worst.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060109/ap_en_mo/schwarzenegger_accident;_ylt=Ak80Y3WBORXm9pAN4wkqu_owFxkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBjMHVqMTQ4BHNlYwN5bnN1YmNhdA--

Forum Games › Re: Give The Nairalander Above You A Pet Name by lexyflexy(m): 9:09pm On Jan 09, 2006
@ NICETOHAVE....virgo
Forum Games › Re: The Rhyming Game by lexyflexy(m): 7:27pm On Jan 09, 2006
POUNCE
Nairaland General › Re: What is Your Zodiac Sign (Star Sign)? by lexyflexy(m): 5:41pm On Jan 09, 2006
@ 2nde ...........there is nothing as unique as I am , cos my Zee sign is one unique one..I bet you on that.........
Forum Games › Re: Give The Nairalander Above You A Pet Name by lexyflexy(m): 5:35pm On Jan 09, 2006
CHRISTYNE FINEY
Culture › Re: What Are You? Yoruba, Ibo or Hausa? by lexyflexy(m): 5:31pm On Jan 09, 2006
does anyone here know any OGOJA male or female on the land?.....cos thats where I belong....
Music/Radio › Re: P-Square: Peter & Paul Okoye by lexyflexy(m): 2:57pm On Jan 09, 2006
@ showlankie .......am still waiting on it..... when will the sending be done by you|??
Music/Radio › Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by lexyflexy(m): 2:37pm On Jan 09, 2006
DANCE WITH MY FATHER by LUTHER VANDROS
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians: Can a Non-Christian Go to Heaven? by lexyflexy(m): 2:04pm On Jan 09, 2006
bro Nicetohave.......do explain more to em all...
Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Gets Pregnant Unexpectedly by lexyflexy(m): 1:48pm On Jan 09, 2006
that can be done if there is the probability that she aint messing around............

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