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ezechi242:
Haha hahaha your stupidity is really top notch... this slowpoke wey I dey sorry for o...so you still no.wan get sense chai a born fool..hahahaha hah I dey try take am easy on you but you still wan form james bond and its like you don eat beans and bread this morning wey make you quick respond so olodo forming Chinua achebe haha hahaha..

You just want to sound intelligent but you the dumbest person I've chatted with on naira land, please its a Fact and not an insult ode hahahaha.

You need the brain of a whale in that your small head, I'm just convinced your useless body needs a bigger brain for it to function better ...and its like the darkness in your shallow room even in the afternoon has affected your ability to think straight hahahaha...boy from the sahel.

You do not even have respect for your stomach cuz you can eat almost anything all because of poverty ...wtf hahahaha.

Send your account number in your reply so I can help your unfortunate family for a while....you guys needs to enjoy before you all starts dropping dead one after the other ....this immense torture I'm giving you is becoming too much ....my conscience is pricking me, just the way every pig has pricked your LovePeddler of a useless mother..the slot is worse than a bitch with rabies....begger from the sahel...parasite from the sahel.

how can the poster child for United Nation charity feel pity for anyone?

You're worse than an indigent bastard. your kind of condition is what Italians call Figlio di putana, a child conceived in a whorehouse by a regular male customer with a new prostitute, abandoned by both and raised by charity!

Do you really need to type an epistle of your demented mental state nobody reads to fling a punch and still ended up saying nothing?

You're an intellectual dwarf born bran damaged froma mother who didn't treat her STDs during your conception!

Dispossessed Osu!

ezechi242:
Its lime everything I told you is still eating you up....hahahaha hah...I go kill you o.

lolz, you're a tool... Abeg, wetin you dey type?

Mkpurumiri bozo.

You should be flagged off for mental disorder and perceptual disturbances.

ezechi242:
its ok to say i'm sorry.....love u bro hahahahaha

sorry for being lynched like a Maggie thief? Okay.

Hope you learnt plenty today.

ezechi242:
hahahahahaha while your mother was all over the place like a ticket of a sold out show, your father was in his shallow room looking for the next prostitute to disfigure ....but as the devil may have it, he came across your already used mum and the rest is history...
of how she gave him pregnancies from gotten from her harlotry and fuckry .....or your useless father hasnt told you of the countless stds your hoe of a mother inflicted on him? hahahahaha.....see small boy the number of infections living in your mother counld kill an elephant if used as a poison .....you poor dad is still alive today because of the course he has on his head....that he will not die until he confesses of raping a 7 years old girl in your village...if not he would have died since after drinking rat killer, but the course is still too strong to be broken by death.

and i am sure it will eventually get to you.....family of atrocities hahahahahaha....i go kill am o.

please don't hurt your phone

I didn't watch the video but I know it must be a black South African.

rusher14:
You actually belive an American trained pharmacist who owns a diagnostic centre cannot afford a holiday?

May poverty not be your portion.

are you blind to the place where they said Anambra lawmakers have been in South Africa holidaying since their request?

Whether he's American trained pharmacist or abakiliki trained pharmacist, public office holders especially politicians have higher standard to uphold in flaunting wealth and leisure.

Except only in Nigeria of course!

ezechi242:
Let me clap for you, you up your game a little because you've finally had something in your belly....your mother was decieved with garri and groundnut for 3 rounds of hot pounding from the lunatics in your town just the way you deceive yourself, that you are impressive in writing ...hahahaha.

A total disappointment liking his own stupidity and and sharing his own foolishness with another account just like the political thug you are olodo...you sound down and frustrated just like your father, sitting at home thinking his life, about how he fathered a bastard from a hoe of a wife.

Stop praising yourself ode ..... Are as lower than a dead church rat....your fathers entire linage has been defeated by poorverty and you are actually sinking in that same poorverty
Bro I mean no arm ....just telling you the actual
Truth little brat....kid parasite from the sahel....hahahahhaa

deceived with garri and groundnut really? looooolz


The infantile dying squealing of an IPOB pig

Oya collect this one:

Your mother would still be the Giuliani Buffon of your community, catching random dicks at the village gate if your libertine father didn't plant an ape like you in her womb forcing her into retirement

Are you still pretending we're sparring?

IPOB bastard!

ezechi242:
I have already buried you in a shallow grave, with ypur mums rotten vagina in your right hand so you can at aleast masturbate in hell and also eat on it when ever you are hungry in hell, it will be wicked of me to send you to he'll and still make you hungry , after the starvation you've passed through on earth hahahaha hah.

Son of a known prostitute....a woman that has been bleeped by almost all the destitutes in your region ...should I shock you? Yes I should ...your useless father was one of the destitutes, that was how they met and she
Forced on him a pregnancy that wasn't he's on him, a pregnancy of another destitute hahaha hah what the Bleep.

It pains me you don't even know you are a bastard if you have siblings you are all bastards so you all better start looking for your fathers before your foster father dies out of hi# pauperized state hahahaha...I go kill you oooo ..I go kill you oooo....parasite from the sahel....alah akubaru....

You're a temperamental accident; the complete result of the collusion between your father's drunken impulses and your mother's lust for cheap pleasure.

Listen , there's no one in your long lineage of peasants and itinerant drug couriers who can match my penmanship.

Your grandfather was a yam thief, who birthed the village clown called your father who in turn feathered you by the village cunt whose pussy has seen more spin than a street bicycle

Now how the heck can a nobody like you pretend to spar with me?

Conquered, dispossessed idiot

ezechi242:
I have already buried you in a shallow grave, with your mums rotten vagina in your right hand so you can at aleast masturbate in hell and also eat on it when ever you are hungry in hell, it will be wicked of me to send you to he'll and still make you hungry , after the starvation you've passed through on earth hahahaha hah.

Son of a known prostitute....a woman that has been bleeped by almost all the destitutes in your region ...should I shock you? Yes I should ...your useless father was one of the destitutes, that was how they met and she
Forced on him a pregnancy that wasn't he's on him, a pregnancy of another destitute hahaha hah what the Bleep.

It pains me you don't even know you are a bastard if you have siblings you are all bastards so you all better start looking for your fathers before your foster father dies out of hi# pauperized state hahahaha...I go kill you oooo ..I go kill you oooo....parasite from the sahel....alah akubaru....

I'll post it twice so you can at least see your grave two times hahaha hahahaha....I'll kill you kid.

You're the inevitable result of a lazy mother and part-time father.
Your chances of out -sparring anyone on Nairaland is less than 1/10 of the chance IPOB has in defeating FG.

I will advise you to show some respect for me, as I would have very well been your father if I had elected to wait in queue for my turn with your mother. Bitch had the sexual discipline of a bonobo chimpanzee

I understand your default language is abakiliki dialect so being forced to converse in English is an Intellectual milestone for you..

But you need to go back to your posts , read them again. You see you couldn't cross your Ts just like your mother couldn't cross her legs.

Now you're the aftershock of her sexual rascality!

ezechi242:
Its taking you so damn long to reply bro hahahaha...a Hi the woman that normally sells bread 70 and beans 50 for you every morning refused to sell to you because of the huge debt you owe her?

Or you've gone to the smelling mosque to pound your head on the floor facinflg the sun again, thinking God will send a helper because the 21 thousand politicians pay you per month isn't going anywhere?..

I told you I'll kill you and give your body to vultures cuz that's the only animals that could eat your already rotten flesh ...hahahaha...small boy I'm still waiting for you lame son of an ashawo mother and a drunk as a father .

I swear your pen game is as weak as your father's penile efforts

Which one be beans 70 naira? na diss be that? You're manifestation of the curses inflicted by your village shrine on your parents.
' curses

This scalped IPOB tout has the discipline of an invalid...IPOB thinks they're winning the fight with FG, and this son of a dispossessed Osu thinks he's swung a punch.

If your mama clitoriz no big pass her brain mass, you for no dey afflicted with uncommon idiocy like this.

ezechi242:
Its clear you are now short of ways to fool yourself ....i will continue to school you kid for the rest of your life ....you sound really pained and down haha hahaha....your mum that has been in bed with numerous men inside her matrimonial bad .?....a woman that could do a party with your dad and his friend ?....a woman that steals panties and bras from her neighbors?....youve been stealing for long I know its in your blood . .

Come to think of it ...how come bandits raped your mum, but she still insisted your dad is responsible for your pregnancy haha hahaha.....now I know where you got this foolishness from, your dad hahaha hah...and its sad he is still worse today .

I have taken note of you a whole lot...who knows you might still be fucking the hell out of your mother too....ashawo no dey change hahaha hahaha....go ask your mum who your real father is, but I'm sure she still wouldn't tell u...cuz she would not want to loose your hard dick in her rotten old vagina and your mouth in her already fallen and cancerous breasts....hahahahaha ...I go kill this pikin o. ....parasite from the sahel ...read more dictionary I go still put you for pocket hahahaha...small boy...common run lost.

are you this deluded?


Igbos are seldom credited with witchcraft but you seem to be inflicted with demons.

Here you're being beaten like a transformer thief and you're talking about schooling someone who has somehow removed your wretched spirit from your shellacked body and preserved you to witness the transition of your own death.

Son of a part-time hoe, full time Osu.

ezechi242:
I'm really baffled by your foolishness...was your mum and dad this stupid while they were having sex?....or was your dad the only stupid one while your mum was the fool....to the point that you don't know goat milk is actually more nutritional than cow milk...haha hahaha...is your brain dead or what....I just keep educating you but your already dead brain wouldn't just pick up.

Is it because of the lack of ventilation in your one room?...or because you still haven't eaten since afternoon haha hahaha....I go kill person pikin o. ...go soak garri if you have any ...then come back so we can start again ...cause you are far behind bro....parasite from the sahel....hahahaha I go kill you o.

I read your first line and stopped.... For your own good do not go parental to save yourself heart pain


You will collapse like your father's bantam peñïs.

I started sparring when your mother was still going from one gynecologist to another to see if her cyst-beclouded ovum could hold your father's watery spermatid to conceive you.

If we traded generations, your mother will realize the folly of her marital choice and rue the derisory buffoon she called your father

ezechi242:
See oo oo oo...haha hahaha make Una come see mumu oo oo oo......so you mean you do not know the meaning of alienated ...chai upon as you do like who know something ...so you are this stupid and ignorant ? .....haha hahaha hah naira land come and see ooooooo...a fool that sees himself as a learned man and he is a total dullard ..

Haha hahaha hah even the most ignorant kid in the east knows the meaning ...that means I have been wasting my time tutoring you, same way you said there's no word like soak away pit ....your foolishness is really older than u..

I pity your father, why he no dey use condom? Or is it because he thinks that condom is expensive to use? See now, I wouldn't be here educating you on every word I type .....what a waste of sperm, sweat, time and strength from your parents in grooming u....even though I know you lacked the good things of life but that doesn't mean you should be this useless to yourself, and please don't tell me you went to school because I will weep for you ...hahaha

Please, realise if your parents had a son like me they'll human-traffic you for a bottle of cooking oil and a bottle of unadulterated snuff.

your confusion has made you to quote a single post 3 times.

Now explain to yourself, how do you alienate someone's existence?

You must have been fed goat milk at infancy.

Your pen game is as feeble as IPOB 's attempt at freeing the fugitive albino, KANU

What a waste of your mother's vagina secretion

ezechi242:
the ozuo is short of words ...I have totally alienated his existence ...made his blood higher that the boiling point of diamond coupled with the fact that he hadn't eaten since today apart from the be and beans he ate this morning hahaha hahaha....olodo from the sahel....parasite from the sahel....remove your region from Nigeria, then she will cease to be the world poorest nation...or you don't know your region is tge poorest region in Africa?.....dull bull hahahaha e pain am.

you mean annihilated!

If your father had used your tuition fees for poultry, he would have been a happier man than your existence has brought him.

World's boldness ignoramus!

ezechi242:
Haha hahaha why wont you think that I'm a 12 years old female ...since you are looking for a child to forcefully marry and render useless just like your elders over there in the sahel.

I weep for you as I type this, because i can tell when a sex deprived bigot and a terrorist sympathiser like u becomes Hot, even the cows in their compound I not safe..

If they devide your folishness with the wisdom of wole soyinka, Your foolishness will still be greater than you.

You come on nairaland pretending to be smart just because it is a faceless forum....but deep inside you, you know your stupidity is far older than you...and your fooliahness is greater than Nigerias debt .

A born fool like you should be looking for ways to better his life, than depend on 2I thousand naira promise form corrupt politicians ....ask youeself, will this money help me to rent a better place to stay?...can this money help me to marry even a cripple?....can this money help me to start up a business (even if its to hawk buns or agidi).....can this money help me to carter for my extended family?.

Born fool I knw all the advice I'm giving you will still not take them...rather you prefer to roll yourself all around the internet ...I pity you and the hungry girl you suffering ...deceiving her you are in a relationship...but if you have managed to get married out of pity from the girl then I pity both of you....Buffon....hahahaha hah.....parasite from the sahel.

reading your post, I'm wondering how long it takes to regain balance and composure after receiving an uppercut.

You just set a new benchmark of being dazed for 29 long hours.
You need to pause, take a long breath then compose yourself. You're not striking the target one bit.

Like IPOB like ezechi242

ezechi242:
took you so long to respond or you went to slam your head or maybe you went to eat bread and beans cause thats what will last you for the whole day, while sitting in your one room with heat and no vents to type every foolishbess in you then upload it on naira land hahahaha.... you've been totally deprived of good life ense your foolery on this forum .

I bet you do not have bathing soap to take your bath and tooth paste to brush your already decaying tooth's because they haven't paid you last months salary for fooling your self on line.

Parasite from the sahel ...your immense stupity I'm sure is in your blood it will never stop, a Buffon like you who says theres nothing like soak away pit should know that he is only fooling himself.

And I bet you don't know that the poorest people are those that thinks that big grammar is intellect or knowledge....I just dey look you as you dey fool yourself from top to bottom....hahaha hah ha ode from the sahel...parasite ...hahahaha my belle

Are you a female, as in a 12 year old female?

You seem like you're on the verge of tears.

ezechi242:
Your brain stretches more than 2cm thats because you have brain tumour, ask arround, even your neighbors if they can lend you money for brain examination ...because it seems the soak away pit you've been sniffing has rendered you brain this useless and wasteful ...after the brain examination we the good people in nairaland can contribute money for your brain transplant to that of a he goat or presicely a frog...a carcass like you should be buried and not allow internet access ...constituting newsance to both the living and the dead....you smell like a dead rat caused from the pit of hell ...run along zombie, parasite from the sahel ....wonder if you took your bath before sleeping last night....haha hahaha pig.

I have been conversing with the epitome of Eastern male illiteracy

There's nothing like soak away pit. It is simply soakaway.

The 2cm stretch is very figurative....even 7 year olds know that.

See how I made you portray your school as a clown college producing idiots with brain lession.

Has to be decades your brain mustered any task other than calculating turnovers in fake DVDs. Now it's going to need a vocation after sparring with me

You're well past 30 but your parents should still consider late term abortion.

Your life is still economically inferior to a blade of cow grass

ezechi242:
wow so quick....you are really this stupid and jobless...hahaha....you think like a cow being raped by a fulani heards man......so bad you dont have a brain to analyze the rate of for foolishness....at the top of the table you lead in stupidity.....at the bottom you will always in wisdom.....a known cow ....you lack usefulness, you lack sensibility and a king in foolishness..i wonder how a bush pig managed to have a phone lolss.....mugu hahahahaha

your comeback is generic, lazy and internet-overused.

Read it again and realize you're a high quality idiot like every IPOB human dung who can't think of ways of saving its people other than an imbecilic order of sit-at-home.

Now place a hand on your head, feel the low pressure of your blood flow? That's because your brain can't stretch beyond 2cm. Come at me with weak lines again and I will bring civil war on your doorstep, your mountain, cassava -chewing billy goat.

Next time I hear you talk about joblessness, I'm going to remind you of your criminal relatives in India and Indonesia selling drugs for a living.

A human debris like you should be thankful that we can spare time in our busy schedule to tend to your behavioral disturbances and social maladjustment.

What a putrid sac of human pus!

ezechi242:
if you like lick the brain of heistein, suck the blood of elon musk ...your IQ will still be lower than that of a calf.....hahahahahaha.....ode

your comeback is as lame and as lazy as IPOB 's feeble kicks at independence

There's a reason you're an IPOB agitator...take a look at your yam calf, hairy chests and triangular shape of head.....

You never really made the evolutionary jump from primates to homo sapiens.

Baboon with an Android

ezechi242:
Hahahaha...you didnt stop reading olodo....your brain stopped functioning ozwor....young goat...hahahaha

"hahahahaha the pretentious,dying laugh of a dyslectic criminal.

Federal government is also responsible for sit-at-home.

I swear, you are a reference point for idiocy.

NwaNimo1:
https://guardian.ng/news/kanu-directed-cancelation-of-sit-at-home-not-you-ipob-tells-uzodimma/

IPOB, the defeated tactless bunch of criminals still have a voice?

Some folks are just too stupidto have any sense of shame.

ezechi242:
Hahahaha we all know how the federal government is sponsoring the evil going on in the east, but that aside.let me come very low to your level.
A slowpoke like you that doesn't know his left from his right is not fit to own a phone, not to talk of owning a smart phone....a known cow like you is not supposed to be on nairaland ....you see the killings going on in kaduna, Benue, tarraba and all other parts of middle belt and north? Those are the killings that would have been happening in the east but we brought in our own security out fit that chased away heardsmen like you out of our land.
But the major sponsors of terrorism in this country used the Nigerian army to bring terrorism into the east....and useless people like you that were pained because you want the down fall of the Igbo's were happy, but it backfired.
I have one message for you, your foolishness will remain at the top ....I am sure you are one of the fools that carried coffins for buhari in his 2015 campaign ....and you still voted for the dead being in 2019 ...so I can't continue wasting my time with someone that fooled himself twice ...a fool at 40 is a fool for ever.
More over that same region, even in this situation, it still came out better than your region in the last Waec, tell me the northern state that is better than any easten state ...olodo writing gramma ode.....go and rub tinubus piss on your head..maybe you can receive small since from it.....born fool.

I stopped reading when I got to the place you said federal government sponsoring what goes on in the south East.....

Your very existence is a pathetic joke

Rozross:
A thread was created by blessedmercy asking if it would be wise to settle down with a man that earns 100k and all she got was insults and jabs from guys, like seriously?

Should a guy who earns 100k think of marriage or how to double his hustle ? Why are most guys unrealistic, can 100k fend and cater for yourself alone.

Please I’ll want those who think it’s ok to come break it down for us on how the 100k will be managed monthly, I maybe learning a whole lot from this. Thanks

When ignorant kids found the internet and a platform like Nairaland to push drivel down our throats.

What's the average earnings in Nigeria?

What's the minimum wage in the country?

How are SMEs fairing?

Simple research would have saved you the energy of displaying your ignorance here.

ezechi242:
Your stupidity is top notch i swear ....you foolishly said no region has killed their zone like the Igbo's, and I'm still asking your stupid self this same question which your brain ceases to unfold ...the people killing the economy of the north are they Igbo's? ..olodo ...after fucking the hell out of a calf, you'll come out of your hut and start spewing rubbish just like a mad cow....I've never seen a more empty brain and total liability like you ....I pity your unborn children cuz a slowpoke and a liability is about to father them ...spits.

You lack the mental architecture to carry this discourse! Pretending you're intelligent when your loftiest ambition is to be a pirated fake DVD merchant!

While every region has its criminals and reprobates, they faced serious backlash from members of their own zones.

No region has ever been cursed enough to ask its own people to stay home and abandon their daily source of living. Only the South East.

But that's not where the tragedy lies, the horror and shame was the mass overwhelming population of the South East supported their own destruction blindly .

Now, I know you're daft and also an opportunistic career criminal by design and personal planning. I also know you have no legitimate means of livelihood. You're desperately hoping that the socioeconomic disruption of IPOB in the south East level the playing field for lazy lowlives like you to benefit. That's your only true hope of rising above poverty and destitution.

But can you pretend to be reasonable just for a minute in your accursed life and realize you are the very purge of nature?

Bloody low-birth!!!

BadRadio:
When you think you've found the bones of your bones, one yahoo boy will just come out of the blues and snatch her away from you.


Prospective wife materials are being carried away and these Yahoo boys prey on them.

Yahoo boys pls leave good girls alone so we can see one to marry.

Yahoo boys dont deserve wife material biko

if a Yahoo boy snatches your bone of bones, then your bones of bones na olosho. Gold diggers and olosho will always fall to Yahoo boys and I don't understand how a silly post like this is doing on front page.

Righteousness2:
I look at World that is Decieving itself.
Nations, Leaders, People forming all forms of Protection against a Virus yet the same people do not care about the Safety of their soul in Eternity.

They advance and promote all sorts of Evils and Abominations that is sending people to Hell in thousands per minute.

Total Nonsense and Ingredients!

Warning to all Nations, Leaders and Inhabitants! Keep Decieving yourselves!GOD will Destroy Humanity again!

idiotic simpleton!

MyExpression:
Well, this is your perception of them:
The average Zulu has the Boer mentality; economic usurpation! They still want to invest across Africa thinking they are special.

All South African companies should be treated as economic asylum seekers and not partners.

doesn't change, Zulu. Having the Boer mentality doesn't mean they gave the Boers wherewithal or leverage.

MyExpression:
People are people. Same peculiar perception of Jews-industrious, Indians- med science experts, lebanese- terrible employers, whites- audacious, the Zulus and Igbos...

There are sentiments peculiar to a people.

True as you may be, your judgement is still a sentimental perception .

Zulus are not industrious! At least that's a given!

PaChukwudi44:
The official Ballon dor awards ended in 2019.What we have now is a French award as FIFA has pulled out of the ballon dor award

okay, it's still officially 7vs 5

MyExpression:
This sounds like the same hate for Igbos...dont you think?

no! You're only bereft of the knowledge of geo-politics.

Insidenaija:
Source: https://newspremises.com.ng/lewandowski-to-be-named-best-player-in-the-world-after-losing-ballon-dor-to-messi/

Tapnaldo fans are taking refuge under the shelter of lewandowski!

With one Balon D' or between Messi and Ronaldo, the Tapnaldo fans think the gap could be bridged, but with two, it's a lost cause.

Trying to dishonour Messi's achievement is the only viable option.