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RomanceRe: My Husband Met Me When I Was Doing ‘hookup’– Lady Shares How She Met Her Husband by lezz(m): 8:15pm On Sep 16, 2022
virginprincess:
The man is no different from her,the one who request the services of a prostitue is also a prostitue so i wish them happy married life.
stop trying to normalise over used meat.

A girl who has slept around is damaged irreparably. Not so for a man.
EducationRe: This Happened At My Children's School Today by lezz(m):
phorget:
The child parents are indeed stubborn, the pupil can always wear the socks when he gets within the school premises nah.
it is not for the school teacher to tell the kid how stubborn or useless her parents are whether they are indeed stubborn or not just as it isn't for the parent to berate his kid's teacher to the kid.

This kind of topics are often bigger than Nairaland especially those who rush to comment and rush to like posts
PoliticsRe: "We Are All Nigerians For Peter Obi" Oseloka Obaze Replies Tonye Barcanista. by lezz(m): 9:47pm On Sep 14, 2022
naptu2:
Chief Oseloka H. Obaze was the secretary to the Anambra State Government in the administration of Governor Peter Obi. He was also the Peoples Democratic Party candidate in the 2016 Anambra State governorship election. He is now a key figure in Peter Obi's Presidential Election Campaign Council.

Tonye Barcanista is a Nairalander and a supporter of the PDP.



Tonye Barcanista @TonyeBarcanista



https://twitter.com/TonyeBarcanista/status/1569618598477307905



Oseloka H. Obaze @OselokaHObaze

Replying to @TonyeBarcanista



https://twitter.com/OselokaHObaze/status/1569644553010876418
Tonyebarcanista is a nobody. He isn't even worth the data that convey the response
Foreign AffairsRe: Uju Anya: 'I Am Still A Gay' - Followers Reacted On Twitter (Photos) by lezz(m): 6:22pm On Sep 13, 2022
Odewaleadesoye:
UJU ANYA'S TWITTER PAGE

nlfpmod
Seun
takes a gay to have such violence and anger. They need radical therapy.
PoliticsRe: Military Helicopters Patrol For Buhari As Sit-At-Home Paralyses Enugu, Imo by lezz(m): 1:36pm On Sep 13, 2022
HIGHESTPOPORI:
How does Sit at home affect Buhari? People declaring Sit at home are not even in the South East to observe it with us.
Igbos are political novices
PoliticsRe: Military Helicopters Patrol For Buhari As Sit-At-Home Paralyses Enugu, Imo by lezz(m): 1:24pm On Sep 13, 2022
Lost and delusional region
Christianity EtcRe: What I Witnessed In A Popular Pentecostal Church by lezz(m): 8:50am On Sep 12, 2022
Jashub:
Get off my mentions with your self-imposed stupidity.
little whinging idiot
Christianity EtcRe: What I Witnessed In A Popular Pentecostal Church by lezz(m): 9:24pm On Sep 11, 2022
Jashub:
Oga, I do not have time to dwell on idle banter that only stems from tunnel vision. Just go and read his post again and see the conclusion he came to .
there's nothing in the OP, either its heading or body that remotely suggest or group all pentecostal churches do that practice.

You're an angry, temperamental and internally disturbed snowflake!
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Used A Parable That Includes Polygamy by lezz(m): 2:34pm On Sep 11, 2022
Kenneth4u205:
I understand the origin of your confusion.the way marriage is conducted then is different from how we do it today. In those days,when a young man want to get married, all the young virgins will be invited for a dance and he will chose his wife from among them .they young man you mentioned will have to chose from one of those ten virgins.Go and read the book of Esther in the Bible . How thousands of virgin were invited but Esther was finally chosen as the king wife
if we use your analogy of Esther's case what it means with Jesus'parable is that only one of the prepared 5 virgins was eventually chosen and the remaining 4 were rejected even though they were ready . Their position now being like that of the other 5 unprepared virgins.

Surely that isn't what that parable is about and clearly Esther's case isn't applicable here
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Used A Parable That Includes Polygamy by lezz(m): 2:20pm On Sep 11, 2022
Mickykarim:
I have observed you are about beating about the bush. You have refused to answer my earlier questions instead responded with several SENSELESS BASLESS questions such as below.

"What does bridegroom mean to you? How does many ladies went to meet one bridegroom?".

LET ME CONCEDE TO YOUR BUFFOONERY FOR ONCE AND THE PURPOSE OF THEIS DISCUSS THAT I DO NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD "bridegroom" WHICH I COULD EASILY LOOK UP AND COME UP WITH THE MEANING.

Having proved the ABSURDITY of your asking above. Let me put this to the test of your very crass head once more time.

"Where did the Bible indicate the bridegroom married all the virgins? Your comprehension is hereby put to question if a bridegroom was to choose from coteries of single ladies and or Virgins."

Hopefully, you still remember the TITLE of this exchange and I might have to remind and try to help your porous brain that it is about the INCOHERENCE of a DISJOINTED title head from the body. Including the HERESY of UMARRIED virgins against POLYGAMY.

Where is the correlation of an ambiguous MISINTERPRETATION of the SCRIPTURES?
your phone should be taken from you for abuse!
CrimeRe: Met Police Shoot Chris Kaba, An Unarmed Black Man. Family Cries For Justice by lezz(m):
BigBashiru:
The racism in the uk is subtle....i dislike those ppl....plus they feel as if they are God on earth whereas in actual fact they are actually genocidal savages....
very subtle but dangerous racism takes place in the UK.

Only in the UK will you be told that there's a difference between being an Englishman and an English citizen.
CrimeRe: Met Police Shoot Chris Kaba, An Unarmed Black Man. Family Cries For Justice by lezz(m): 7:35am On Sep 11, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
He got shot... what are you gonna do about it?wail like a blacko and cry racism or wait for them to conclude their investigation?
stop avoiding the question. there's a prima facie case of excessive force but I love how you never answered the questions I raised because you never typed with your brains.
CrimeRe: Met Police Shoot Chris Kaba, An Unarmed Black Man. Family Cries For Justice by lezz(m): 7:25am On Sep 11, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Look how they made the whole thing about black..the usual victim card..why do blacks always think everyone hates or is after their life..? undecided

Look at his offence and why he got shot(which is very wrong of not self defence)..are we also gonna skip the fact that his vehicle was linked to firearm? vehicle not registered..why the f**k was he running from the cops?you had no weapon and you took them on a pursuit?..of course he had none on him..
So we have to wait till they conclude their investigation before we jump into emotional conclusion.. undecided
in Nairaland those who rush to comment first usually leave their senses behind!

First, the car wasn't unregistered. It simply wasn't registered to him!

Second what offense did the article say Mr Chris Kaba committed again? I didn't read one.

3. Since when does running from the police amount to shooting especially when there's no danger to life involving the police?

Please go back and edit your silly, attention-jostling post.
Foreign AffairsRe: Why Uju Anya Shouldn't Be Fired By Carnegie Mellon University. by lezz(m):
Ndibunna:
That woman Uju Anya is everything toxic to the society. Very disgusting and distasteful statement from her. No sane parents would allow her child under such sadistic character.


Of course Queen Elizabeth is a great woman and her Sojourn to Africa no matter how we put it brought light to Africa. In law of life as you give something must be taken.

Well, So far most of the countries have gotten independence and now have her leaders what has changed? Or is it queen Elizabeth that is responsible for fantastic corruption in Africa or is it queen Elizabeth that is responsible for now bad health care and bad roads in Africa?

Our leaders and people freely and as I am currently writing are at various embassies to leave Africa?

What happened to those people we have been electing since independence?


Otoro Enwelo nne na nna gba gbue Uju Anya there....These are one of many characters that will be donating money to Nnamdi Kanu to be recruiting boys, terrorizing our people and destroying facilities over here all because she is a sad and demented human being.
how do our bad leaders exempt the British empire from the theft, rape and pillage it did in Africa?
CrimeRe: Celebrities With No Sense - Delta State Police Spokesperson Replies Paul Okoye by lezz(m): 4:15pm On Sep 07, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
Mr P referred to Ice Prince's action to make the above point, therefore, at that particular moment when Ice Prince had no valid license plate, he needed to follow the cops to the nearest police station for "SETTLEMENT" (or get arrested while leaving his car on the road)... thus why the cop jumped in.

if you have all the necessary document for your car then a cop has no reason to jump in (to arrest you), but if you dont....
a professional police officer shouldn't stop a car and get in and ask the suspect to drive off

There are several instances where a car can be driven legally without plate numbers, however if police decided to stop a car to enquire about the license plate, the car is either impounded or tfr driver arrested and not for the police to jump in and order the driver to drive.

Who then os in ye custody of who when the police is in the suspect's car and being driven by the suspect?

You're very very stupid!
FamilyRe: Lady Moves Out Of Husband’s House 6 Months After Marriage, Uses Truck To Pack by lezz(m): 10:17pm On Sep 06, 2022
I distrust personal stuffs on YouTube and other Social Media platforms.

Sounds like slit to me.
PoliticsRe: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 8:36pm On Sep 06, 2022
Landmack:
Bia Lesley and Ezechi,so na from my mention this una fight start? Couldn’t believe I was tracing the source of una diss,didn’t know it started all here.

So u both have been dragging each other from August 20th-till date. Wonderful grin
Well,I think this must be the longest diss back 2 back i have ever seen since the birth of Nairaland.

The winner of the diss track goes to Lezz aka slayer of Ipob terrorist miscreants...

Nna mehnn,come forward and collect ya award!
ezechi242 wouldn't like this cheesy
PoliticsRe: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 6:03pm On Sep 06, 2022
ezechi242:
Your frustration has increased just like your families course curse
grin grin

Lamentation of a chronic masturbator hahahaha

I will continue dealing with you till you get sense . grin grin E PAIN AM.
this is the 3rd time you have spelt curse as course. 3 good times.

This is why you joined IPOB because your future is as unstable and uncertain as your mother's marital vows grin

You will even add fake laughing emojis after your epic show of illiteracy just to enhance your self-denial.

When I tell you the only thing bigger than your illiteracy is your ignorance of it . It was no diss.

You have no business being here. Your life is in deficit and you're here pretending to be tough.

Human cow grin

If your mother knew you'd turn out like this she would have flushed you out with the cheapest abortion pills down a public toilet grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Bridge Collapses With Officials On It While Being Commissioned In South Africa by lezz(m): 2:12pm On Sep 06, 2022
When it's the turn for black South Africans to build infrastructures grin
PoliticsRe: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 10:32am On Sep 06, 2022
ezechi242:
cryyyyy boy cryyyyyyyyyyyyyy cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

grin grin grin grin grin grin a born fool from an harlot of a mother, you've been so used up oga grin grin grin grin i've totally messed you up grin grin grin

a man that has sexual intercourse with his mother ( mama le.zz) alia ijebu garri aka any where belle face grin grin grin
a cronic masturbator grin grin grin, a know toto sucker of his mother grin grin grin
lolz, wnen I whoop your ass you feign laugh, when I scalp you harder your bran overhead and you develop epilepsia grin

Listen IPOB has never won any battle in history....check the stats. You're genetically arranged to fail grin

Now I wonder why you just couldn't be part of your mother's discoloured, diseased, wat-ridden menstrual flow.

You're just another frustrated IPOB escapee from an ill-fated abortion disturbing the internet with your Inferior parentage grin
PoliticsRe: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 10:00am On Sep 06, 2022
ezechi242:
You this mental patient hahahhahaha ....so you no wan get sense after the rigorous beating ive been giving u grin grin grin.

I've so used you up to tge point that you've forgotten how to speak your useless grammer hahaha hahaha mumu from a rotten vagina .

If you like brush your gonorhea infected mouth thirty times a day you that your horrible mouth odour you got from sucking the virus infected vagina of your mother will still remain. ODE grin grin
Even as a sperm you were stubborn and stupid. No wonder all the abortion pills your mother took to flush you off failed while you dodged and hid in her anus to escape radical medical abortion.

Now you are flesh and blood showing the same unhinged stupidity on the internet.

It is with great sorrow i proclaim you to be an authentic idiøt.

It's my job to show no mercy to IPOB degenerates hiding on the internet. Welcome to the digital version of Operation Python Dance grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 12:31am On Sep 06, 2022
ezechi242:
and the mad slowpoke is back again with nonsense from top to bottom grin grin grin grin grin grin

you type too foolish for me to even read , if there are only 6 foolish people on earth, your family is all of them cuz im not sure we'll find some other family as stupid as yours. grin grin

your mother has been neglected by the gods and coursed by man, the reason why they say the world is a small place is because of the whoore you call a mother, because almost all the men she has come across has forcked her to stupor, even dogs grin grin grin

what else do i have to say about a woman that could give blow jobs to both a male and female dog grin grin grin chineke grin grin

she's been in more bushes than a hunter grin grin, na bush them take dey kill am na, no reasonable person can rent an hotel because he wants to use your mother, yes oga she is that uselsss grin grin
I never read your weak pot beyond the first line and now you claim you don't read mine too? May thunder vaporize your mama toto to leave your father a frustrated bastard.

I know you escaped 7 abortion attempts during your conception. You're only manifesting the side effects of severe abortion drug resistance your drunkard mother made you adapt to.

Another abortion escapee is showing signs of lack of parental validation in Nairaland. grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 1:15pm On Sep 05, 2022
ezechi242:
The only reason I'm answering you is to keep you away from drinking the rat poison you've bought to end your miserable life...haha hahaha

Its amusing for you to think that those wack lines you typing with your tinubu shaky hands could make some one angry talk less of crying hahah grin grin stop joking mumu.

I am your God, you steal from me and Now you sound tired and even more confused as I glance through your comment.

What would you expect from the son of a community toilet grin grin a bitch whom her only achievement are the number of dicks she's climbed...what a shame

Your useless mom could literally be compared to an HIV patient, the only reason she still alive is to suffer the consequences of the over 600 abortions shes done, over 50 children she's sold for 1 basket of garri, you don't have to be surprised the mentally deranged men forcks her without condoms and they ejaculate inside her a thousand times a day grin grin

Just imagine having the bacteria infected sperms of over 40 mentaly deranged men and agberos in you in just a day. grin grin

The coursed dog's vagina fluid is so acidic that it can be used to stop corrosion, the whoore has the pubic hair of every man that has forcked her virus infected vagina hooked inside her throat grin the reason why her mouth odour smell like a decaying corpse hahahaha.

You must get sense grin grin
another dumb diss attempt from this frustrated, life-beaten son of a WHOREible mother grin

Just wondering....are you the end product of communal gang-rape? Or some mutated cross between an inbreed and a psychopath?

It's really hard and unlucky to be you.

Failed segregation attempt
Failed sit-at-home tout
Failed troll apprentice
The only thing worse than your diss lines is your ignorance of how dry and watery you sound.

But I can understand your frustrations.

You need to win at something.

So do I help you by making you just have the last say?

I promise to be less punitive than the Federal Government grin
PoliticsRe: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 10:09pm On Sep 04, 2022
ezechi242:
grin grin grin grin the son of an harlot grin grin you still think you are quite smart? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A WOMAN THAT HAS 27 SPIRITUAL HUSBANDS THAT COMES TO SLEEP WITH HER EVEN IN THE AFTERNOON cheesy cheesy grin grin cheesy, NA SO THE WHOORE GO DEY MOAN VERY LOUD FOR SOIRITUAL HUSBAND.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THE SLOT THAT FINGERS HERSELF INSIDE THE MARKET , A WOMAN THAT HAS BEEN CAUGHT SEVERAL TIMES WITH A DOG UNDER A LORRY grin grin grin grin

SEE OGA YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HIDE YOUR FACE BUT WHAT DO I SAY ABOUT A KNOWN PEDIPHILE SHAME grin grin grin
from fake laugh emojis to all caps..... damn I really took a piece of you.

Tell me, are you sweating now or salivating like a tortured dog? Your diss aren't watery, they are the infantile babbles from a depraved, mentally handicapped adult

If parenthood were a licence, your parents would be denied the right to reproduce their genes. Just take a look at the slip of humanity they have to show for God's gift of life.
PoliticsRe: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 3:03pm On Sep 04, 2022
ezechi242:
grin grin grin grin lezzbian the son of a whoore grin grin grin

your foolishness and confusion are increasing every second of the day, you now write like a high school drop out instead of wole soyinka you pretend to be grin grin

you now use sentences i have already used up grin grin grin lame old donkey, the result of your foolishness can make your slot mother climax and squirt virus infected fluid on your bug infested bed.
grin lezzibian? That's so well-worn, lazy and dry as your mama toto


After years of unproductive life and serial rejection by women, your father eventually married your mother as a line of least resistance for she herself was a balding wench and irreformable hooker.

Offspring of the alliance of mundanity is what you are.

We measure your parents in accordance to your educational level an exposure.
Your life prove them failures!
Messtard!!!
PoliticsRe: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 10:14pm On Sep 03, 2022
ezechi242:
mumu ooooooo hahahahahahaha grin grin grin

my boy ....you will never learn just like your mother could'nt learn from the unprotected sex youve been getting from her, that it is a sacrillage grin grin grin

the reason you are this useless mental case grin grin grin

i have sacrificed you already but its like youve been rejected by the gods grin grin grin
still filling your dry post with fake laugh emojis.

Now in all honesty I think I have finished roasting you here and offered your flesh as a discarded burnt sacrifice to Séun for allowing Inferior human species like you in here.

That's what the FG did to IPOB too....

This is your digital death not that your life had mattered anyways.

Your parents would still have deleted you off if you were an SMS on their phones.

Lowlife IPOB disposable human dregs!
CelebritiesRe: Actress Lilian Afegbai Flaunts Her Killer Curves In A Sexy Swimwear (Photos) by lezz(m): 11:27am On Sep 03, 2022
Prostitutes have always had no means of advertising their business until social media came.
PoliticsRe: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 9:25am On Sep 03, 2022
ezechi242:
i agree grin grin grin grin grin i cant sting with words grin grin grin but i'm not the one stealing already used lines from his opponent grin grin grin grin grin

olodo forming chinua achebe u know nothing about trash talking like your mum knows nothing bout the harmful virus eating her up slowly from her vagina grin grin grin

i have treated your mental problem way more than your useless father has treated his erectile disfunction, a mental patient consoling himself with a good writer when he cant even afford a decent meal a day grin grin i can literally see through your writings on how nmuch of a kwashiorkor you are grin grin

the number of mental patients that has been killed by your harlot mothers coursed vagina can fill up the wembly stadium, a whoore who still forcks her own blood brother after having 3somes with her own children should be cast into hell.. angry angry angry angry SPITS
your life hasn't still amount to the contaminated vaginal fluid your mother secreted to conceive a human roach like you.

Who uses the lines of an IPOB that can't write to save his life? You get lines? You're as generic as your father's mating style


We understand you're looking for distraction from the failure from your IPOB sojourn.

If I ever hear you talk about using your nonexistent words again, I'll beat you back into your mother's womb and made sure she squeezed you out to flow as part of her late menstrual flow. grin

Dummy criminal born of a yam thief!
PetsRe: Hero Saves Drowning Dog Only To Be Immediately Bitten By The Dog (pictures) by lezz(m): 2:30pm On Sep 02, 2022
Righteousness2:
Too bad... May God heal the young man.

I have noticed that almost every living thing on earth is reacting strangely in recent times.
Animals are injuring and killing even their owners.
Creatures in the sea that used to be friendly are suddenly biting and chasing people.
The Perilous times is hitting on everyone.

In whatever state you find yourself. Live in the Conciousness of your Eternity. JESUS Christ is coming quickly.
you need help
PoliticsRe: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 2:24pm On Sep 02, 2022
ezechi242:
even your dead brain is telling you the truth, YOU ARE EXAUSTED AND TIRED to the point that you start stealing lines ive already used shame shame shame. grin grin grin grin

you keep using the ugly looking hands you used in fingering your circumcised harlot of a mother to type senseless and meaningless things against me your boss cool cool cool.

how can i blame you, a kid who has had countless sexual intercourse with his olosho of a slot mum can never have respect.

the countless abortions the bitch did for you and your brothers is now affecting your sych grin grin grin.
Unrefined piece of kitchen mouse, you can't win a primary 6 diss battle when you can place words intelligently together. You can't sting with words

I told you your diss lines are as ineffective as your daddy's bantam penis grin

This IPOB reprobate can't even diss to actualize Biafra grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m): 12:40pm On Sep 02, 2022
ezechi242:
what are you typing grin grin grin grin

i have totally destroyed you, just like the last mad man destroyed your mothers disgusting anus grin grin.

now you are confused and dejected on a very high range, your fore fathers has been banished in the world of the spirits cuz of the atrocities they went there to commit, and i'm sure if your entire family dies today they will all also be banished most especially the slot ijebu garri aka Bleep 1, Bleep 10 or suck 1 suck 10 grin grin.

send me the slots picture let me show my dog hahahahaha, shes more of a bitch than a female DOG hahahahah grin grin grin
Your mother suffers from a rare disease called CCD (cóck craving disorder) and perpetual vulva itching. She wants every man within 6 cubic feet of her to go riDICKilous in her.

IPOB has never won any battle, real or imaginary, real-life or on-line.

Your idea of beating me is akin to your mother doing reverse cowgirl on a motor park ticket tout and thinks she's the one fukcing the guy.

You should be flagged off for the biggest delusional idiot that ever graced the internet.

If the Nigerian army python dance battalion massacred IPOB, then it's a child's play to what I have done to you.

I have hung your ghost in limbo, it's too scared to get back into your battered body only to be forced out again.
PoliticsRe: One Year On, Weekly Sit-At-Home Brings South-East Economy To Its Knees by lezz(m):
ezechi242:
stop flattering your useless self mr lezzbian abi na mrs lezzbian grin grin grin

we all know the only impact you've made in your entire coursed life is having numerous anal sex with your useless mother from a coursed family, i bet you dont even know your whoore mothers grand father also had anal sex with her when she was 7 grin grin grin grin

giving the slot numerous blow jobs has made you loose your senses, you dont even know when you raped the bitch you call your sister four times in two nights grin grin grin grin.

what sort of a coursed family is this angry angry angry angry angry angry undecided cry
there's a reason no one will trust your mother with their male pet dog

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