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Only in circumstances like this, do I advice for ladies to insist on court/statutory marriage.

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Can you wait for ages? ...NO [/color]

I don't know what tomorrow holds but if I could put white gold on your skin, I can watch the contrasting beauty and forget about life's uncertainties.

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Just own up already [/color]

Perhaps I should send you a mail?

I still need you offline, you know.

Intelligent girls are scarce as pure gold ornaments.

You would make me wait for ages?

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]This comment further proves it [/color]

Lolz, you really can't smell me out anymore.

SalomonKane:
Nope. It's an allusion for the cheerful giver in Romance Section. Her moniker starts with a vowel and ends with a vowel.

Whoa! I must have missed her.

SalomonKane:
The wetness I believe is excessive cum. Girls who squirt easily tend to believe guys don't like the sight of their pussy_ whenever it's full of cum.

To me, it's the prettiest thing I love to see. Excessive wetness is always a grand welcome to any dick.

Lolz! So is free cocoa an allusion for the wild cat in the family house?

SalomonKane:
A well oiled and lubricated pussy_ is the greatest joy of every erect dick.

The feeling is slippery as it is pleasing. The pussy walls always yield whenever it feels the dick prodding and touching the A spot.

Dollyjoy seem like the kind of girl who deserve a well lubricated fuck_ She deserve to be pleased.

However, what you described should be reserved for that individual who shares free cocoa everywhere. Frankly I'm yet to decipher how I'll ravage and batter the pussy_ if or when the time comes.

She seem like a wild cat in the bedroom, you know. They'll always feisty, biting and scratching.

I have noticed some girls tend to wipe off excessive wetness during sex.

Think they are missing the friction created by the veiny distortions around the girth of an erect dick?

dollyjoy:
Jessssssssssssssusssssss Christi

Stop pls,this is too much for me to contain

I'm sorry to stir you up then. But your body alignment does injustice to my blood flow and your boobs make me wish to do every dammed thing my pastor says I shouldn't do.

Where've you been?

SalomonKane:
That might take time. A quickie like this is best done by letting her feel the erectness of your dick, while you gently kiss the nape of her neck and handle her nipple_ at the same time.

Then you let your finger slide down into her wet pussy_ just to check if she's wet and willing. Then you let your dick slide into her pussy from behind while she hold on to the kitchen table.

The thrusting should be in quick session so the pussy_ won't get the chance to gauge the velocity of the thrust before you both cum.

Now this is the essence of a quickie. It's quick.

Lolz, I don't usually want the pussy soaked in a quickie session.

I love it soaked partially, and my dick would tease and prod halfway in. I just love the feeling of the pussy opening up gradually as it gets wetter , yielding to the entrance of my dick.

Winnelyn:
if u had use the few mins you used in typing this crap, to talk about God, your life for don better

Oh, time for everything, man.

Tonight is for sex.

dollyjoy:
I can do it anywhere


Spontaneous sex rocks

I love the kitchen one.

I could slither behind you while cutting up tomatoes to kiss the back of your earlobe and fan the back of your neck with my breath of passion.

And you can feel the hardness of my erêction pricking your ass from behind.

Why don't i lift you up and settle you on the kitchen table, pulling your panties to one side, hanging it on the swelling of one part of your ass while I separate your pussy lips with my veiny black dick.

Just a fück of 5 minutes to allow you get back to cooking. We can finish it up when you're done.

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Being me has got nothing to do with pretence.....it's just me keeping a low profile .


Something tells me you and le.zznjr are one and the same person [/color]

We're not same, my dear. But we do have something in common and that's the love for pure, intelligent and refined püssy.

You're a mutually admired subject.

SalomonKane:
Mutiny? I'm always loyal to my captain and the cause.

Lolz, a tease light isn't too much , nah

SalomonKane:
To the atheists, I'm sure there's a scientific explanation for this.

Joe goes mutiny?

SalomonKane:
Who knows? I'm pretty sure Satan's worst doctors can't cure that boy of his dementia.

That's why Hell rejected him. Funny, nobody wants to accept him. Who wants a demented attention seeking waste product for company.

I'm sure they threw a feast of orgy_ after he was thrown out of Hell.

He is the fool who used all his alternates to vote Lanicky in the last miss Nairaland pageantry expecting the awonwery to reciprocate the gesture by voting the candidate he supported.

But he was used and discarded like a piece of toilet paper. You could have seen him wailing

I never knew fullblown fools have a need for affection

Think there's still a little residue of sanity let in that coon?

SalomonKane:
One doesn't expect a zombie to know when 'its' being made a staunch fool of.

I tell you, that boy is less than the word useless. A zombie is a genius compared to him. He seem to make zombies look like Tray Song.

The bleached golliwog has opened a hundred threads tagging me. He gets the ignore.

He breaths on being on a trending thread even if being ripped or disgraced, he just wants to be in the centre of attention.

If he isn't an adult, I will suspect he's suffering from teenage anxiety. Perhaps his malady has yet escaped medical interpretation?

SalomonKane:
Dude, why do you waste your time with someone who looks like an exhumed corpse who was rejected by fire, water and the earth?

Why else do you think whenever he defiles a thread with his oozing presence the thread reek of decayed matter spat out of a septic tank?

I have genuine pity for the lad, brother.

I have scalped him more brutally than any Nairalander that he has voluntarily pledged his future to me as my whøre. He shadows me everywhere I go in order to come to terms with his life's purpose.

But the boy is cussed to amount to nothing. His happiness revolves around my quotes to him. I actually give him some when I'm light-spirited as I am today.

But then, what do we do with a breathing corpse ?

saintCaligula:
I was only extracting the truth, raw from the Wells of reality....
well let me divert to that Jude thread, it's hot in there and I'm waiting for you to go there and defend mimzy again....

The truth? You can't grasp the truth if I hit you in the face with it.

Again, your legacy in Nairaland will always remain our foremost clown who lacks humour. It's a tough luck son, but fate never intended for you to be above a motley fool.

saintCaligula:
eiya!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry that you had to give up on some things in life, its not your fault though because i know age is no longer on your side and the constant thought of having the award of nairaland warrior and defender of mimzyy as the only achievement you have in your life is just depressing for you....
kingchezzy puff don't worry i can scale your Atlantic for I'm young and getting to the top unlike that 45years old.

Saintsumarai, lordsamurai, saintfellow, etc,
You're the only nairalander I have elected to ignore!
Your quest for online fame has made you numb to reason.

You can quote her directly without tagging me.