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Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by Lezzlie(m): 8:32pm On Apr 12, 2016
postmann:
OK
O.K
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by Lezzlie(m): 8:21pm On Apr 12, 2016
postmann:
I know you can sign your life away for just one night inside a woman's vagina. Keep up the brave foolery.
grin grin grin grin You misunderstand! It isn't about the punny, but the experience surrounding the sex. The rites, the expectations, the pretence, the surrendering to the force of passion, the silent roar. The telepathy of sex, the knowing look of content. These are greater than fück itself;

That's why I never fück with dummies!
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by Lezzlie(m): 7:46pm On Apr 12, 2016
postmann:
I wish life was short. But it's not. Life is long, very long for anyone to reap what he\she sows.

The irony is, regret comes to most at the hour death, In the death bed, when one knows its time up. It has all been in vain.
Bwhahaha, Death comes when it may. I'm not afraid of living or dying, any which one.

Every man is a conformist. Death hovers around us, but daily we shove it into the iron resolve of our mental spittoon and pretend it's never going to come.

But it is here, now, this hour. And I'll be damned if I don't depart here, blazing with the memories of püssies that gripped my shaft in a moment of frozen pleasure.
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by Lezzlie(m): 7:40pm On Apr 12, 2016
postmann:
Ok. I know you and l.ezzlie enjoy the same kind of liquor with the same mixture.
We live life while we can still breathe.
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by Lezzlie(m): 7:34pm On Apr 12, 2016
DemiGoddess:
Gee!

Go on
Not here, love. I'll go on when I can smell the beginning of your moistness as it dampens your cutton panties.....

When your legs can no longer support the weight of your desire.... when you'll lean on my chest for support.

I'll go on soon wink
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by Lezzlie(m): 6:47pm On Apr 12, 2016
DemiGoddess:
They are just imaginations,
Naughty fantasies.

Don't want them materializing anytime soon undecided
My love, the earlier the better, when your body still have the sleight to take my demands and endure the waves of pleasure I will put you through wink
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by Lezzlie(m): 6:45pm On Apr 12, 2016
KINGinWAHALA:
For potential customers and those still in doubt, see my picture and my products below. New stock coming next week...quality, fairly-used tokumbo pants from China. you can start placing orders now. Check my siggy for my email. cool


https://s29.postimg.org/k6uabk4iv/policephoto_insert.jpg
Ah!!!! Ye!!!! Yi mo gbe!!!! grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by Lezzlie(m): 6:43pm On Apr 12, 2016
DemiGoddess:
One devil is much better than three devils grin
Listen, my goddess, Synzu will lick you off but he won't bend down to details. There'll be a frown in your face , a frown of anticipation.

Never bother about the others, they won't know where it itches you.

Eros lezz will scratch you where you need it most, i make the moves just before you anticipate it!

I know when you want it shallow, and when to cut your breath with suden dip to the basement of your canal.

I'll be expecting your parted lips to react with slight pain and a flooding wave of pleasure, I'll be sealing it shut with a kiss of smothering reassurance; I'm in control.

wink cheesy wink
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by Lezzlie(m): 6:28pm On Apr 12, 2016
DemiGoddess:
Jeez @ Le.zzlie


Sy.nzu please take me away. They're saying bad things!
What have I said that isn't natural?
What have I depicted you haven't already imagined from 16?

You know I can breath freer deep down in your canal of pleasure. wink
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by Lezzlie(m): 6:18pm On Apr 12, 2016
postmann:
You just cast down the works of a countless heroes of civilisation into the mud with your unrestrained savagery.
Gentility isn't a virtue for the bedroom, ask her. cool

Fücking is the most crude of human conducts; the cruder the better cheesy
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by Lezzlie(m): 4:38pm On Apr 12, 2016
DemiGoddess:
shocked
Bad guy


You are incorrigible cheesy
You render me everything I am! cheesy
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by Lezzlie(m): 4:10pm On Apr 12, 2016
DemiGoddess:
Lol

Try again.
It's working wink
I find your witty response as stimulating as a wet kiss. I don't really care for it to work. I have touched down by the way.

Still getting adjustments.
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by Lezzlie(m): 3:50pm On Apr 12, 2016
DemiGoddess:
Try again
That's my goddess, first time you didn't scream for postman.
Family › Re: Your husband cheats. Now what? by Lezzlie(m): 3:24pm On Apr 12, 2016
Mindfulness:
Where? How?
You want me to point you to your own posts, even on this thread and mine ?

O.K , I'll oblige. Wait for me!
Family › Re: Your husband cheats. Now what? by Lezzlie(m): 3:15pm On Apr 12, 2016
Mindfulness:
Where did I say that I cheat and where did I deny it? Can you see how you are making things up now?
Calling you a cheat expert is not labeling you a cheat!!!

You advocate cheating!!!
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by Lezzlie(m): 3:03pm On Apr 12, 2016
DemiGoddess:
Try again undecided

Postmann!!!
What's he gon' do?

My goddess can't stand the fires of my seduction? How un-goddess-like!!!!

I came to woo you, fair one!!! Something tells me you're a great kisser and I honestly wish to know if you start from the lower lip or upper.

And do your eyelids droop when you kiss?

Just flow with the convo and leave postmann out of it.

His dīck is habitually flaccid like indomie.

I'm rock hard to part you open swiftly like knife to butter!!!

You know I'm bad company for you, but your heart will still do the double with what I say to you. wink cool
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by Lezzlie(m): 2:49pm On Apr 12, 2016
DemiGoddess:
He doesn't know that I'm all yours...poor guy undecided
Of course, I know you are his: Virtually grin grin grin grin

I'm coming in flesh and blood where you can feel the heat of my skin and the breadth of my chest.

The gods do not give earthlings a rare moment twice!!!

Eros is on his way to your doorsteps. cheesy
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by Lezzlie(m):
postmann:
I promise you one thing, NL most renowned skirt chaser, no feet has ever threaded and no eyes has ever beholden the pit my lightening shall haul thee, should you mess with my goddess against her wish.

undecided
grin grin grin grin listen, you can quote her verses and write broken literature for her.

I came to quiver her breath and part her thighs with a commanding intrusion into her moist port!!!

Don't be fooled into thinking your lame love recitals fill her up!!!

She wants to be dīcked down like a true woman
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by Lezzlie(m): 2:29pm On Apr 12, 2016
mimzy:
its a dull day jare...
My Darling Star!!!

NL's reawakening!!! My heart's been beating on a low rhythm since I saw you.
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by Lezzlie(m): 1:24pm On Apr 12, 2016
Lsofdk:
[color=teal]hahaha I'm not close range atm, I'd say you go to aforigwe for fresh palmwine. that's out of dunukofia but it's the best within the vicinity [/color]
Thanks, man, it has been memorised for next rendezvous.
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by Lezzlie(m): 1:14pm On Apr 12, 2016
DemiGoddess:
Postmann!!


It's already happening!!!
Do not scream, fair lady. I promise not to do you anything you won't enjoy cheesy
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by Lezzlie(m): 1:12pm On Apr 12, 2016
Lsofdk:
[color=teal]shocked that's my LGA[/color]
Then I'm home actually and virtually!!! Any fresh palmwine you can point me to? grin grin
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by Lezzlie(m): 1:06pm On Apr 12, 2016
DemiGoddess:
...Ermmm...Postmann,where are you?


It's happening!
He can't help you. You know you want more than idle gossips.

Leslie's here, the author of your phantasies cheesy wink
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by Lezzlie(m): 12:58pm On Apr 12, 2016
DemiGoddess:
I don't know,so..............


Honestly if I don't know where Dunukofia is...just heard of it.
Welcome to a new dawn!!!

Wake up, goddess, your Knight'll be teaching you new things.

You'll be smelling the fragrance of my aftershave in a moment's notice wink
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by Lezzlie(m): 12:48pm On Apr 12, 2016
DemiGoddess:
Unless you can do the things he does and more wink


Still far.
You know I can go where he dare not!!!

That place where time frozes and you loss all sense of sound!!! smiley

Dunukofia isn't up to 45 min from your fortress.
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by Lezzlie(m): 12:32pm On Apr 12, 2016
DemiGoddess:
Postmann aint no Pops!!

He be my darling!! kiss


Serious?
Where?
Are you sure about?

Dunukofia and moving....
Family › Re: Your husband cheats. Now what? by Lezzlie(m): 12:22pm On Apr 12, 2016
Mindfulness:
Think whatever you want about me. You don't know me at all at all. wink
It has been a constant theme in your recent posts.

But it's good to see you deny it, means your sense of inhibitions aren't too far gone wink cheesy
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by Lezzlie(m): 12:17pm On Apr 12, 2016
DemiGoddess:
Nah...he likes NL alot.
I'm sure he's online now.


Granma...she aint fun seriously angry
you mean Postman grin grin grin I'm in your area.
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by Lezzlie(m): 12:15pm On Apr 12, 2016
mimzy:
closed jare...
What's happening, beautiful?
Family › Re: Your husband cheats. Now what? by Lezzlie(m): 7:11am On Apr 12, 2016
Mindfulness:
Easy mehn, it's only NL. You are too emotional.
Of everything I've seen you preached, I never thought you're a cheat expert!!!
Family › Re: The 21st Century Woman; A Recipe For Temptation by Lezzlie(op): 5:20am On Apr 12, 2016
elektra:
Thanks for your explanation.
It seems to me that I understood the original post. Hence my question, back then when most women were full time housewives, and provided a 'loving atmosphere' in the home. Were their husbands faithful? I am not asking to argue with you or anything.
In providing a simple comprehensive answer, Yes.

Yes because divorce wasn't so paramount as it is now.
And it isn't about whether women worked or didn't.

It's that women who worked then, while prioritizing, placed emphasise on their families first.
Family › Re: The 21st Century Woman; A Recipe For Temptation by Lezzlie(op): 12:30am On Apr 12, 2016
elektra:
I am not sure why you are asking me that question.

The original post suggested that the reason why the husband cheated was because the wife was too busy focusing her career. Did I get the wrong message?
Your allusion to men also cheating in the past century was on a wrong premise.

Kunle's cheating was a one-off, the point in the theme was the absence of a loving atmosphere in the home and the actual circumstances that necessitated the cheating.

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