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Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Lezzlie(m): 8:23pm On Jan 24, 2016
patches689:
He miss-spoke.

75% of the Valour Class's "value added" systems are local content (ie: 35mm guns, Uhmkonto, sighting for 20mm, 12.5mm RCS, Electro-optical tracking for the 35mm, FCS for the Uhmkonto, Comms array, Engine management system, various coding relating to LinkZA and Chaka etc).

The combat suite is largely french.
I see you have turned a new leaf for 2016. Your new year's resolutions must include honesty and truth grin grin grin Nice way to go, son.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has The Strongest Military In Africa? by Lezzlie(m): 8:15pm On Jan 24, 2016
jln115:
Nope the burden lies squarely on you.

You were the first one to say the Valour combat suit is obsolete by posting the opinion of Mr Young, when he was referring to the combat managing system, Patches689 and I knew exactly what he was referring to and thus provided sources that clearly read " combat managing system"of the Valour is exactly the same as the Charles de Gaulle class, Lafayette ect ect

Leds150 APS which SAAB,Grintec and Denel co developed, only 8 countries in the world are able to develop such a system.

Ever heard of Carl Zies South Africa? They helped co developed the Cobra HMD.
@bolded, Please tell us about it.

Tell me it's a typo or you go down in ignominy and infamy.
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m): 6:20pm On Jan 24, 2016
BlaqCoffee109:
..why?
You just told me to mind my business in symbols.
BlaqCoffee109:
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Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m): 6:09pm On Jan 24, 2016
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m): 5:26pm On Jan 24, 2016
Shizzy, you came late!!!
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m): 5:21pm On Jan 24, 2016
BlaqCoffee109:
..oh..OK ..where's Mdu
Are you domiciled in Nigeria?
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m): 5:18pm On Jan 24, 2016
BlaqCoffee109:
..oh..OK ..where's Mdu
I reckon he went off to cool off with pap to ease his brain from excessive mental exertions I subjected him to.
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m): 5:14pm On Jan 24, 2016
BlaqCoffee109:
weekend's cool..just chilling.. what you doing?
TravellingTravelling. .. returning home from a trad.marriage/burial .
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m): 5:08pm On Jan 24, 2016
BlaqCoffee109:
hey Lezz, watsup G?
'Sup boo? How's your weekend going?
Car Talk › Re: InnosonMotors CEO Drives Foreign SUVs But Wants Us To Buy His Cars by Lezzlie(m): 2:31pm On Jan 24, 2016
AlPeter:
dude chill, you are taking it personal. The CEO is wrong imagine a customer about to order for a fleet of cars seeing the CEO driving a Toyota. Do you think he will order for them again? Innoson is a young company trying to grow people are understandably skeptical, seeing the CEO driving around in foreign cars is wrong
No personal feelings attached but I observed several lapses by the OP.

Firstly he said he went to the CEO's house and saw his fleet of cars. So he wasn't even driving it around.

Secondly, OP only provided us with pics of innoson's cars on display and the models used by FRSC without providing pics of the foreign cars the CEO is supposedly driving around.


Thirdly, the title of the thread reeks of personal attack and lack of objective report. This is Nigeria's home grown auto industry and it should be a source of national pride and not made a subject of ridicule by subjective reporting.

I have been driven in one of the pickups by FRSC and it drives well, but the model wasn't having persenger airbag. It was a point I noted and pointed to the Sector commander of the road safety unit to address.

I didn't run around with cheap journalism trying to make a point by tarnishing the image of an auto company that has set the pace of Nigeria's industrialisation.
Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by Lezzlie(m): 1:05pm On Jan 24, 2016
postmann:
grin grin
grin
You get any reservations with that, thou great and mighty troll, greatly feared by all rivals?
no reservations yet. I read your conversions.

She's very smart and clever. Watch where you put your feet o.

Oh, we are all trolls, I'm the only one who's proud to be one.

Social media is doomed to still-birth if we aren't trolling.
Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by Lezzlie(m): 12:30pm On Jan 24, 2016
Where's my dreamy eyed princess?

Aren't you done with church obligations?

I'm done dusting Mandela boys.

Come on here let me rock you for a perfect relaxation.

I've requested of Seun to upgrade NL to do voice PM's. Let my voice carry the warmth of my passion across this platform. wink
Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by Lezzlie(m): 12:29pm On Jan 24, 2016
postmann:
My pleasure!
Car Talk › Re: InnosonMotors CEO Drives Foreign SUVs But Wants Us To Buy His Cars by Lezzlie(m):
mrofficial:
That's bad. It's like working for Samsung and using iPhone and HTC as well.
Are you trying to restrict him to his cars only?

He and his chief engineers and CEO's need indeed drive foreign cars to close the technological gap in durability, drive-feel, manoeuvring and comfort these foreign cars have a proven track record on



Your motive on this thread reeks of anti home grown technology.
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m):
MPSA:
She can't go to church, she is mentally disturb, grin
Dumb, drooling, convulsing rapist , what's with the "she" ?

You perverted scum of creation and nature's factory error.

It's time you joined your compatriots on the queue at the synagogue.

Ama kwerekwere.
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m): 11:53am On Jan 24, 2016
postmann:
Go to church and let love in.



I will never unfollow you.
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m): 10:14am On Jan 24, 2016
All the savages from Soweto have decided to watch from the sidelines?

Damn, and I thought I was going to have a splendid Sunday.

Quasi-slaves and geopolitical rookies coming to show muscles made of pap and dagga here.
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m): 10:02am On Jan 24, 2016
MPSA:
Don't cry like this madam, you will be alright if you can consult your doctor, relax grin
Your own malady is unknown to medical science. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m): 9:58am On Jan 24, 2016
MPSA:
I want to make you a favour, you
you can't make a favour, you silly mupet, serial, impulsive rapist. [quote author=MPSA post=42273689]are from the best place in the world, everything is perfect where you come from, your roads, universities, 24 hrs electricity, good buildings, road traffic signs, good railwail system, good shoping malls(Remember what is good for you, wink)everything is good where you are coming from grin, are you happy, your foot ball stadiums are also perfect, you speak good english. Madam,am sure you are happy now. grin [quote]The rest of your vain attempt at sounding intelligent only indicted you further as a logically deficient, yam-chewing goat.

The 7% white settlers have told you that you are settlers like them in your own land.

Ama kwerekwere is what you're fated to be.
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m): 9:39am On Jan 24, 2016
Mdubuzuzluzi is back. Cant get enough of my rapings?
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m): 9:33am On Jan 24, 2016
MduZA:
There are intelligent and matured on this forum...let me respect them

My name is Mduduzi...i will always be here to panelbeat your thick skull,keep on dreaming though


Shelele"
grin grin grin grin grin grin What a hell kind of a _fucked up name is this. I can't even pronounce it.

Mdubuzuzluzi, damn, I'm bitting off my tongue in an effort to pronounce your primitive, Zulu name.

I see you cleverly refrained from mentioning the fact in my PIC. cool

Man, with a name like that you're bleeped. Primitive goblin. I bet your folks came by that name after decades of living side by side with monkeys in the race for survival and primal adaptability when the Boers shoved your ass out of the realm of humanity.


Ama kwerekwere.
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m): 9:27am On Jan 24, 2016
postmann:
Ok, i said i wasnt going to quote you on nairaland, but you are just too raw, and your insults and jibes are as hot as volcanic lava on bare skin.
Take it easy. Have some respect for our brothers down under in southafrica.
He who is superior need not try hard to prove it, and who GOD has blessed above his equals need not find humility a difficult virtue.
We are surely blessed above southafrica in human and material resources and by far dwarf her in potentials, that you should find satisfying.
I think every political minded southafrican, including their policy makers are aware of what Nigeria is on this continent.
But i'm against verbal unslaught , esp against whole nation, people and tribe. Even against their forefathers who are long dead.
same goes for Mduza.
Go and take some tea and eat rice and chicken.

Zulus are e-sport.

Every living, breathing Zulu should pay homage.

Their debts are irredeemable.

My ancestors brought them down from the caves of mpumalanga and the trees of Zulu natal.

And their offsprings are all over spoilt brats who have a misguided impression of their worth.

They are Giant babies in adult form.


***now unfollow me and _fuck off out of my mentions****
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m): 9:20am On Jan 24, 2016
MPSA:
grin Kwerekwere, go and sleep again grin, I told you; something isn't right with your head, we have 11 official language in SA, here am talking about me, I don't like your favorite subject, am trying to pass message kwerekwere with english, isn't a big deal in my life cranny, believe me grin now you want to compare your makoko with soweto and khayelisha grin remember Dstv shows us every thing about africa, this forum also update us about everything grin I like this forum, if I want to relax am here, laughing to the comments like yours grin I like it when you try to feel important grin
The Boers have told you you are settlers in the land of your ancestors. So you are Ama kwerekwere. grin grin grin

A destitute in the land of his ancestors.


11 official language in South Africa, damn, that's a country suffering from national identity deficit syndrome.

50 million muppets to 11 language. Do we see why Zulus are savages and lacking all forms of civil conduct.
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m): 9:16am On Jan 24, 2016
MduZA:
Can you quote me where I said Nigeria does not have stats for HIV..I said the majority of people in your zoo don't get tested because your zoo has poor testing facilities...regardless you are behind SA with the figures..you are twisting my comment to hide your frustration..those 100 murders per day in SA occur in your imagination,or you are indirectly talking about ritual killings , tribal killings and kidnappings in your zoo?
I love pictures. Please permit me to consign your Zulu carcass to the floor once again.

Your country is a fraud. Take this decisive PIC.

Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m): 8:44am On Jan 24, 2016
MPSA:
Madam lilets grin, let me agree with you, You are correct. You are rich, am poor( I don't want to talk about your country, I respect good nigerians). But remember to consult your doctor before more damage happen to your brain grin, am definitely sure you use your useless english to feel important to others grin Makoko cranny, wake up, you are nothing grin, am Sacn not british, If you are worried about my english, you must kill yourself grin, My people speaks good english than your rubbish, I don't prefare english, that is why I don't care about your favorite subject grin Go and sleep again makoko cranny grin
grin Makoko is doing better than Khayelitsha and Soweto. Remember that giant rats ate two human babies in Soweto and khayelitsha recently. You don't want to tarry on that route.

You're suffering from dementia and dyslexia. You're irredeemably _stupid. Last time I check the records, English was an official language in South Africa, your lack of basic sentence construction is a depiction of your slumming heritage.

Ode, amakwerekeere.
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m): 8:37am On Jan 24, 2016
MduZA:
Note that I don't take you serious...am just panelbeating your thick skull for fun,on another thread your fellow Amakwerekwere are discussing about rape incidents perpetuated in your country,like I said..dont project your problems on us...your country has the highest number of people dying of aids globally,sA has the highest number living with aids,yes you are correct,the figures are there for everyone to see,my government does not play with people lives..who comes second behind SA?..with only few people tested..if Nigerians were testing using SA method,your figures would be scary..you are primative and backward,your smartness will only exist in your imagination...
You're one pitiable Hallucinating gibbon. You so lack the basic ability to tell facts from fiction or wrong from right. Zulu, you haven't scored a point in any of my debate with you. You're a dopey, dense Zulu with no direction.

S.A is rape headquarters
S.A is HIV headquarters
S.A is Africa's murder headquarters
S.A is Xenophobia headquarters

You're a bunch of primates who the Dutch deemed unfit for civility. After 20 years of self-rule, you have confirmed everybody's fears. You can't even run a company.

One one hand, you say Nigeria has no statistics for HIV records, on the other hand you say Nigeria has the highest number of deaths by AIDS. That's conflicting, dummy. Is that how you win your argument?

You have pap for brains, Zulu.

Falsification of figures is the specialty of the ANC government to remain in power. Go check your own history. South Africa is a country --even at peace time-- having over 100 murders per day.

When I called you a savage, I didn't mean it as an insult.

I was only giving you a tag for easy identification for future reference. grin
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m):
MPSA:
English teacher you are full of sh*t grin, actually you talk rubbish, something isn't right in your, My advice to you is to consult your doctor before your brain is permanently damage grin. Mdu and I knows africa, we don't need your useless explanations grin. Africa is coming to SA, and is telling us its own problems. What we see here at home and hear from our african brothers and sisters each and every day is different to what you are saying here. It is very sad to see a lot of people from the continent struggling like that, including your people. To be number one in the continent mean nothing as long your people are still suffering. Remember your population is 3 times of SA, if you can divide your GDP by 3, to equate it with SA population, you will understand why SA is the best. The problem here is; Your problems is coming to us angry, let me conclude this long story by saying; if you can talk rubbish again with your useless english, I will fix your cr*zy head by myself grin
You're epileptic, demented, Buffon who can't even compose himself to write properly. What's the gibberish you're churning up there.

Your country is a 50 million population peopled by illiterate, frightened and redundant blacks who won't work but have a sense of false entitlement and want to be spoon-fed by ANC.

7% white population who are confused and uncertain about BEE and massive corruption. They are flying out in droves investing in Nigeria.

You country is bedevilled by 25% unemployment
High inflation.
HIV
Murder
Rape
And incompetency. Black south Africans have proved they can't run a country.



And what's the GDP divivde by population nonsense you talk about? Another drooling, geopolitical illiterate has emerged from Soweto again.

Tell that crap to China. Fool.

When we talk of a country's international muscle, global clout, market force and diplomatic projection, we talk about raw GDP. That's what China and America has in abundance. _illiterate zombie you are.

If you want to talk about GDP per capita , then go inside your room and discuss it behind close doors or vote Zuma out. That's domestic politics.


Ignoramus
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m):
MduZA:
Good morning poor Nigerian...let me enjoy my breakfast by coming down to your level of backwardness ...South Africa literacy rate stands on 92%,Nigeria is on 72%...you always project your problems on other people,that's why I always tell you that you live in the world of fantasies..you always talk about rape in SA as if its immune in your country...Hiv is also rife in your country,Aids is killing your people like flies ,while you all fold your arms and play the arrogance game...majority of Nigerians dont even know their status because your country has poor testing facilities...yes we are xenophobic,we don't like amakwerekwere,unlike you fools killing each other due to tribalism and religion....
***Yawns**** I see I caused you a sleepless night. You're up so early to even out with me?

I'll fry you in an open sun and leave your flesh to be fed on by the evil spirits of Zulu shrine.

Your country is ranked bottom last in education in maths and technology. Your ANC had to reduce the national pass mark to 30% to boost national literacy level. Is that what you call literacy?

A casual study of your phrasing will easily reveal you're a card-carrying near-illiterate Zulu.

You are number one in HIV, that's what you are good that. HIV testing kits is sold for less than a dollar in Nigeria. We are not primitive Zulus who rape 4month infants in a superstitious belief it can cure AIDS.


Zulus should be given the modern day holocaust treatment. The earth needs to beathe freely. See pics below

Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m): 11:28pm On Jan 23, 2016
MduZA:
Master of English ...i realised that you cant comprehend plain simple English yourself...everybody knows that Nigeria democracy was born in 1999..nevertheless I understand your frustration mr know too much...thats why I always don't mind to come down to your level...is Nigeria an equal society? Do you own a private jet yourself?am trying to understand the rubbish you are bringing in here...nigeria and south Africa are not in the same class..like it or not ,that's a fact you will never change...you will only dream and wish...time to sleep...keep on dreaming..bloody kwerekwere
What utter nonsense. We bleeped you outta the no1 position in Africa in April 2014. So stay down, you lousy _cuñt.

I said South Africa is the world's most unequal country. What's so hard to understand, Muppet?
I'm simply saying south Africa is the captain of a drowning ship grin

Your education is a waste. Look for any of your teachers and give him a knock on the head; they failed you.

Nigeria's democracy is roughly 4 years to 6 years older than South Africa's. Fool. How would you know when your fathers where being thought Africa's history by the Dutch. _ idiot.


South Africa represents the past.
Nigeria is the future of Africa. Stay down, zulu-newt.

Wake me up tomorrow for more lashes on your slaving back.
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m):
MduZA:
Dutch skyscrapers?have you ever saw a white person in hilbrow? Stop dreaming?in terms of your employment rate you should be grateful of south African companies employing thousands and thousands Nigerians in Nigeria and the south African government for allowing 1million Nigerians to hustle in south Africa...you lived in SA before,you know the reality on the ground...when someone say something ,it does nt mean that the person represents general view...therefore don't deceive people by information you get from internet...
Will you go to the grave as an ignoramus. Better take advantage of the free education you're getting here, don't tell me my tutelage is for nothing.

Firstly, you have 25% unemployment and a high percentage of illiterate blacks. So we do you a favour by providing skilled labour force to service your economy. Without that, aparthied will return and your arse will be hurled back to the highest trees in Zulu natal where you belong.

Second, your companies, dstv, shoprite, game etc are owned by the Dutch. Zulus don't own nada. You have to figure how to stop peeing on the paved streets of jourbog beofre you can run a firm. Besides, you chased all these firms with BEE and they started crowding our shores as economic asylum seekers to flee from your smothering corruption.

Thirdly, South Africa is the byword for rape, Xenophobia, HIV and crime. You're a violent, primitive criminal whom Africa let out of its jungle too soon.


You should be in a cave till you learn the rops of civility and sophistication.

You're no better than your slaving ancestors who were butchered and _stupid enough to face the gun-weilding Europeans with poison arrors.

_fucking waste of Africa's resources is what you are.
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m):
MduZA:
A barber will go for a cheap low class girl...then login on internet and beat his chest
South African women married to Nigerian men have formed an online organisation named "southsouthafricanwomenmarried to Nigerian men. Go Google it for your free education .
MduZA:
backward people...The apartheid government left a huge debt for SA...as far as I know your nightmare(south African blacks) has closed the huge gap of it.. [
What gap was closed? You still have just 1 billonaire in all of south africa. South africa is still the most unequal country in the world. You're still unable to feed yourself. More than 70% blacks are unemployable. You have one of the biggest slums in Africa (Khayelitsha) your school attendance is less than 50%. Your national pass mark is 30%. Your education system is ranked bottom last in international survey. You're a Hallucinating, tree-hoping monkey in all regard
MduZA:
if you were intellectual enough your democratic constitution would have not been drafted with the help of the people you claim are not intellectual..therefore your claims are just fallacy...you sound immatured
When Nigeria's constitution was being drafted, your fathers and entire lineage were up in the caves of mpumalanga competing with monkeys on jungle dexterity grin
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m): 10:48pm On Jan 23, 2016
MduZA:
Unemployment rate in SA is 24%,can you give me your country stats...are your barbers and shoe repairers helping our economy the way our world class south African companies do in your huge vacuum economy...even if our economy goes down to the bottom...you will never see me in your zoo...with regard to millionaires and billionaires,black south Africans are new in the game,you have been in it since 1960...surely when we reach 55 years like you..your record will be broken..
Unemployment rate in Nigeria is 9%.

You can't come to my zoo because you're barely educated and of no use to your country.

Your family land is home to Dutch skyscrapers. You should get that before thinking of COMING here.

Your family name is lost in history as the Dutch told you you are settlers in your own land.

You're the personification of redundancy and 21st century slavery. ANC feeds you in south Africa like a vegetable in life support machine. If you venture out of the gates of S.A the machine will be unplugged.

You don't even have street smarts to survive, silly primate like you.

Learn to respect your betters.

Below is a PIC of lamentations of one of your ladies who is suffering from the neo-colonialism of Nigeria as we speak.

Oh, and she's lamenting for shoe repairers who has successfully colonised and ruled you.

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