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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tea With Lola by Lezzlie(m): 4:42pm On Jan 21, 2016
BumBae:
Just give him this kiss ... Not literally oh his not gay angry
Lol. I can convey that in words, dear.
Family › Re: Should Adultery Be Criminalized? by Lezzlie(m): 3:51pm On Jan 21, 2016
Timbuktou:
Madam, I hail. Your argument pattern no be here. Anyway,

1. I'm in support criminalizing or codifying it. Fines could stipulated.

2. Women report their abusive husbands to the police all the time and not all of these women dicorce their husbands, do they?
Society doesn't hold a gun to anybody's head and force them to stick with a cheating spouse, it merely strongly advises you to.

3. Better still, you can sue him for his weight gain.

4. If anyone intends to act without control, marriage isn't for them. They could just cohabit or something. Once those dotted lines are signed you're in prison so to speak.
And I thought I was the only one who noticed. She's the princess of escapism and clever evasion of questions, using verbose, uncorrelated argument in making the original question more difficult in itself.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tea With Lola by Lezzlie(m): 2:46pm On Jan 21, 2016
BumBae:
Really ! Thats nice aslong as u still alive all cheesy
He'll be fine. Stays at the VIP section. Can I bear your message across ?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tea With Lola by Lezzlie(m): 2:39pm On Jan 21, 2016
BumBae:
So r u his stunt double cheesy
His courier actually. Talks alot about you
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tea With Lola by Lezzlie(m): 2:36pm On Jan 21, 2016
BumBae:
How long is his sentence cry
He walks on 26th, noonday. Are you the Strawberry girl?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tea With Lola by Lezzlie(m): 2:20pm On Jan 21, 2016
BumBae:
Here
Lezz has become a jailbird grin grin grin . He Says to tell you he's still with you, watches you through the bars of his incarceration. If you stay to the finish line, you're his.
Romance › Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Lezzlie(m): 9:22pm On Jan 20, 2016
postmann:
hehehe! you quick reply sha.
Anyway i see you are a lady's man here on NL. And you have turned your gift of rare command of the English language into a very potent tool of the devil. To entice, ensnare and drag away some hopeless souls into the realm of forbiden pleasure.
For the abuse of your gift you will someday answer.
If you have something to say, then come on to WhatsApp. _fuck off this platform.
Romance › Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Lezzlie(m): 8:55pm On Jan 20, 2016
postmann:
Hmmm! The devil must be happy.
_fuck off. Who dash you MB?
Business › Cameroon Slams MTN Over Tax Evasion by Lezzlie(op): 7:36pm On Jan 20, 2016
17:51

The Cameroonian branches of the MTN and Orange mobile phone companies have been fined more than $160m (£113m) over unpaid taxes, the Reuters news agency reports.

Other companies are also caught up in the fines after an investigation by Cameroon's anti-corruption board.

MTN is currently facing a more than $3bn fine in Nigeria over failing to disconnect unregistered SIM cards.

But the company told Reuters that it has not yet been told about the Cameroon fine.
Romance › Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Lezzlie(m):
MhizTessy:
sad wouldn't wana stay close to lezz
Fine, that saves me the effort of refusing.
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m): 12:29pm On Jan 20, 2016
iamord:
[s]You should get your facts right so as not to come up here and mislead people and sound like an ignoramus , the West Africa Gas Pipeline is only connected to Nigeria, Benin Republic, Togo and ghana. Not the 'whole West Africa' and some parts or any part of 'North Africa'.
I will not be needing any reminder because there is no tangible factual memory of Nigeria building it for ghana.. heard of the word 'partnership' ?? smiley the idea of the pipeline project was an 'ecowas' initiative with every country involved well represented by their partners and respective institutions with Chevron contributing the highest chunk (36.7%), Nigerian National
Petroleum Corporation (25%), Royal Dutch Shell (18%), Volta River Authority of Ghana (16.3%), Société Togolaise de Gaz
(SoToGaz - 2%) and Société Beninoise de Gaz S.A. (SoBeGaz - 2%). And not a one man show as u made it sound. Ghana currently has more volume than what is been supplied through the WAGP. With developments completed and coming up in the power sector. And the domestic target being met. Ghana is poised to export the surplus in a reverse flow which is something of a reality than a mere wish.. With the oil prices dropping and customers scampering for better deals like South Africa just did. Nigeria is in dire need of maintaining its few buyers and seeking new buyers. Now in a region where you have other oil producing nations offering better ROI and security also seeking buyers. It makes it a very competitive zone. Am not downplaying Nigeria's potential but making you see things through the eyes of an investor and not as an ignorant biased Nigerian
[/s] Emotional rants.

I don't know to begin debunking your claims. If you call me a lier, do you also accuse your former President for lying publicly? See excerpt below:



[b]FORMER PRESIDENT OF GHANA, MR JOHN KUFUOR; FORMER HEAD OF INTERIM GOVERNMENT, CHIEF ERNEST SHONEKAN; FORMER PRESIDENT OLUSEGUN OBASANJO AND SENATE PRESIDENT DAVID MARK, AT A CIVIC RECEPTION TO CELEBRATE FORMER PRESIDENT OLUSEGUN OBASANJO IN ABEOKUTA ON FRIDAY (18/1/13).
Former President of Ghana, John Kofi Agyekum Kufuor, has described Nigeria’s former president, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo as ‘a prophet’ and ‘a living legend’ who stands solid as a rock of Gibraltar.Kufuor, on Friday, in a lecture he delivered at a programme to celebrate the former president at the Olusegun Obasanjo Presidential Library, Abeokuta, Ogun state, southwest Nigeria, was full of praise for the former ruler. While acknowledging Obasanjo’s legendary status, Kufuor said that very few people are celebrated while they are alive, and in most cases, people wait until when leaders passed on before they were celebrated.

“Obasanjo is a prophet recognised in his own town and indeed in the whole of Africa. There are two things which a few people know that bound me and Obasanjo together. And this will be the first time I will mention it in the public.

“I was in government in my country between 2001 and 2009 while Obasanjo was in power from 1999 to 2007. When I assumed office in Ghana, I met an economy that was flat on its tommy, everything was grounded. The fuel we had in Ghana then could not last us a day. International communities were packing out of Ghana. After consultation with my executive, I concluded to go to Abuja and pleaded with Obasanjo to lift embargo on NNPC of lifting fuel to neighbbouring countries including Ghana. My plea was immediately granted and that was how Ghana’s economy came back on its feet.”

Again, the former Ghanian leader narrated his second encounter with Obasanjo in Washington, USA. He said when Ghana needed $90 million to execute the West African Gas Pipeline Project, he approached the then Nigerian president and without ado, he (Obasanjo) raised $40 million to assist the project.

Kufuor therefore praised and prayed for long life for the former Nigerian president.[/b]
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m):
MduZA:
You are talking about MTN-Nigeria right?
I'm talking about the the firm so dear to South Africa that caused MTN hierarchy to crowd the Nigerian Commission desperately seeking for redress.

I'm talking about the firm that resulted in the untimely resignation of MTN's CEO , Sifiso Dabengwa.
FighterPilot:
Still, no matter the loses MTN endured, it managed to pull back over 16%. Moreover, I don't know if you will remember this post. MTN will win its case against NCC. Mark my words.
Mtn hasn't recovered the 25% loss incured, they are still fretting about meeting the deadlines set by NCC.

Whether they win, which is very unlikely, it is sweet victory for subscribers. The days of arbitrary impunity and flagrant disregard to business ethics and practices are gone.

Mtn now abide by the rules.
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m): 10:29am On Jan 20, 2016
MduZA:
Your fellow igbos are the ones in arms linking this with Mtn 's panelbeating...
Did you read the post of the first comment? I don't think so. Mtn was knocked into a financial coma since the rift started, losing 25% share of its stock. It took the renewal of its licence by NCC to boast its stock, mtn is limping in uncertainty as it is.

Look for something else to brag about
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m): 9:16am On Jan 20, 2016
OohLalah:
Nigerians bunch of emotional sisies! You need to be well informed first before throwing tantrums all over the show.

South Africa has always majorly bought and used the Iranian oil and Nigerian oil. Until SA was forced to stop buying crude from Iran because of the sanctions.

SA crude oil deal with Iran is an excellent deal to both countries that is not majorly influenced by the OPEC monster. SA is only going back to our working deal with Iran and we will still buy some crude oil from Nigeria but not at the levels we had to buy over the sanctions period.
Have you preached this same sermon to your fellow Zulu-in-arms who was daft enough to link this with MTN's mess?

Start your sermon at home.
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m): 8:26am On Jan 20, 2016
iamord:
Ghana is already working on a reverse flow of gas supply as its refinery and gas plants are being completed. Ghana posses a better supplier atm than Nigeria due to lack of infrastructure and security
Remember that the West African gas line project covers all of west Africa, or most part and extends to some north African countries, it was meant to be a joint project with countries contributing to the project, although Nigeria being the source offered to contribute the largest sum.

I should remind you that Ghana was unable to meet its financial obligations for the project. Nigeria's then president, Obasanjor built that phase of gas pipe line for Ghana.

Thus Ghana supplying gas is a mere wish.
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m): 8:20am On Jan 20, 2016
MPSA:
Don't cry when we(Zulus) hit your country again "Big man" grin
Zulus are not in a position to hit any country, not even tiny Lesotho which supplies you water or irrelevant Mozambique which gives you gas. Zulus don't venture outside the borders of south Africa because the free food stamps and welfare package of ANC won't cross the borders.

Zulus are Africa's cry babies.

Now shoo away.
Politics › Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by Lezzlie(m): 5:59am On Jan 20, 2016
14:
Shoprite stores in SA = 1 400
Shoprite stores in nigeria = 27

Dstv subscribers in SA = 5.5m
Dstv subscribers in naija= 1.6m

game stores in SA = 700
game stores in naija = 8

what are you talking about, you see SA companies have more investments at home than in nigeria, so they can afford to walk out of Nigeria.
Dude, do you read before posting your submissions? Are all you Zulus having dyslexia?

Your compatriot said your companies are scattered all over Africa and I asked HOW MANY COUNTRIES DO THESE COMPANIES MAKE MORE MONEY THAN IN NIGERIA. And you're giving figures of these companies in their own home country. Sorry, but you're a drooling daft.

Dangote has Its biggest revenue in Nigeria than in any other country, would it thrive if he were to leave his investments and concentrate on Nigeria? Lame.


If I were to respond to your weak submission, I will tell you the number of subscribers or number of stores doesn't necessarily reflect profit and revenues generated.

And listen, All your companies will give their arm to remain and invest in Nigeria. We have the market, economy and population to play the peacock to any multinational firm.

You Zulus always like to read your own comments no matter how weak.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tea With Lola by Lezzlie(m): 11:25pm On Jan 19, 2016
Where's bumbae?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tea With Lola by Lezzlie(m): 11:25pm On Jan 19, 2016
Nubian113:
# embarassed
Remember, you said black girls don't blush.
Romance › Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Lezzlie(m): 11:10pm On Jan 19, 2016
naughtynaughty:
aswr I agree wit ha own 100prcnt cheesy
She's all that, beleive me.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tea With Lola by Lezzlie(m): 11:08pm On Jan 19, 2016
Nubian113:
Ok. undecided

I was jealous grin forgive me angry
Beauty and brains are a rare match, but then, you're rarer than diamond.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Glo Blackberry Subscription On Android Sin Before God. Pls Read This. by Lezzlie(m): 10:58pm On Jan 19, 2016
kissval1388:
its just a question. I wanna clear someone. we are having a little disagreement here
It is deception, cheating and lying. It is a sin.
Romance › Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Lezzlie(m): 10:47pm On Jan 19, 2016
sickstars:
Just cos u sex starved doesnt mean everyone else is get well soon
hey bae, I wasn't d one who tagged you a courtesàn, I just felt D description didn't do u justice enough, so I helped u with a better superlative.

Why mad at me?
Romance › Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Lezzlie(m): 10:45pm On Jan 19, 2016
sickstars:
M not one of ur intimacy gadgets

M human with bloods in her veins
I thought u jus said you're frigid. Maybe your blood is cold. U need a body massage and a quick arse-slap to tone you up
Romance › Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Lezzlie(m): 10:36pm On Jan 19, 2016
sickstars:
Na m nt wet enough i dont need a p*ussy nigga with less dan nine lives in my life
Not wet enough? You frigid or what?

This diick right here will part your pussssy lips apart and stroke your vagina walls till every last garb of frigidity is torn.
Romance › Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Lezzlie(m): 10:32pm On Jan 19, 2016
sickstars:
My dog is game me am soccer
Lame, I'm talking about you going on your knee and fill my phallus deep down your gollet. Isn't that what you really wanted?
Romance › Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Lezzlie(m): 10:30pm On Jan 19, 2016
sickstars:
Just goan eat an hungry man is an angry man

By the way wat kind of juice do u want

P*ssy juice or chivita
If you're wet enough and show good skills. Maybe I can bathe my diick in your juice
Romance › Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Lezzlie(m): 10:28pm On Jan 19, 2016
sickstars:
tank y'all for training me av gotten to d stage words dont move me

If gays nd lesbians can accept who dey are

As a desperado i accept me tongue
Thanks for admission. So let's get down to business.

I need a mouth gig, you game?
Romance › Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Lezzlie(m): 10:24pm On Jan 19, 2016
sickstars:
Smh huh Instead of u to defend me


If am desperate its sha not for u tongue
Do I know you?
Romance › Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Lezzlie(m): 10:24pm On Jan 19, 2016
sickstars:
Italain goat looool me am desperate abi?

Na cos of u i go fly dis nyt huh
You're more than desperate, _bitch.

You're a needy, damaged goods worth selling for half the price.
Romance › Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Lezzlie(m): 10:20pm On Jan 19, 2016
SINNZ:
Na me go live for VVIP section of the estate. Sinaj will be my neighbour by the right while BumBae will be my neighbour by the left. Lezz will live right opp me nd thesonofmark just across the estate. Prettythicksme will be my house help. Nubian113,diddyydiva,naughtynaughty and misspicy are the estate amebor while our official electricity guy will be obiorathesubtle. Dollyjoy is the estate's olosho while the official stripper will be lifeisabitch. Stfuareyougod, kinglekan and naijaboiy will the estate's eligible bachelors that don't wanna get married while sickstars will be the desperate single mom looking for a hubby. Ggrin na the estate transgendered, silverdam is the official faggut, airforce1 is the hood artist that won't blow, joecutie is the estate's woman wrapper, cutehector is the honourable minister for stvpid people in the estate, Decker is the official lawyer, mamagee3 is the estate mad-woman, primeminister is the mayor, iamlegend1 will provide entertainment, mrcork will own the cosmetics parlour down the road and ofcourse, saintloveren is the estate's gateman.










#OkBye smiley
grin grin grin grin grin description soothes @sicklystars firmly.

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