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Your towel only gets dirty when you didn't bath yourself well enough SIMPLE

Hey guys what will you do when you proposed to your Lady in public and she says No.

Vanquay:
A brief observation reveals hes shirtless
A closer look shows him standing on a radio
On further evaluation, you discover hes A Black Male Negro

dude u got me piss on ma pants

Hmmm abeg lalasticlala come move this thread so that people can help this brother

#liberty

See head like Sean tizzles own

1. Your body is weakest from 3am-4am. That's when most people die in their sleep.

2. Fruit salad trees are real. They can grow up to 7 different fruits at a time.

3. Your body one gram of DNA holds as much info as 600 billion CDs

4. Human is the only creature on earth that cut down trees, makes paper from it, and then write "save the trees " on it.

5. Our solar system takes 225 million years to roatate about the milky way. The last time earth was in its current state, dinosaurs was beginning to roam the earth.

6. Those who always sleeps on their left side tends to live longer than those that always sleeps on their right side.

7. Nobody knows who named our dear planet EARTH

8. Fresh snow absorbs sound, that's why it gets so quiet when it snows.

9. Food tastes better when its prepared by another person. When you prepare food yourself you get desensitized by the aroma.

10. The sultan of brunie has the largest car collection in the world. He has over 7000 cars. He owns 604 Rolls Royce, 574 Mercedes-benz, 452 Ferraris, 382 Bentleys, 209 BMWs, 179 jaguars, 21 Lamborghinis and many other cars

11. Scorpions can hold their breath for six days

12. Growing beards has actual health benefits such as preventing allergies, athsma attack, rashes and protecting your skin from the sun.

13. Do you know that in Finland your are given a top hat and a sword when you get a Phd Diploma.

14. A recent study shows that poor kids are more generous than rich kids.

15. A rainbow can appear at night they are called moonbows

#liberty
Cc lalasticlala

lordmario:
You are free sir

okay sir

lordmario:
PM me. Let's see how it goes if I can create time to teach you the starting basics. FOC

can I pm u too ??

Get the link to the course here https://www.futurelearn.com/courses/commercial-photography/1

don't mind me am just an amateur like you though am trying me best to learn photography cos that's my hobby, that's why I registered it as one of my courses online. I registered with another similar course too (explore the concept of animation?. You can hook up with any good photographer in your area he/she might be willing to help. Thanks

Maybe I can be the online friend you need.

Good to know you love photography. I love photography too but am not that experienced in matters of photography so there is this tutoring website were I study online and one photography course came up so I just registered it, its free of charge. You can just enter any time and check what was taught during the week. The course is starting on 4th January so hurry now and register. Check it out on www.futurelearn.com . Thanks

True talk shaa but no region or country can achieve any of those 100%

Hmmm this one is strong oo

How do you expect hervto kiss you after you dn use your mouth clean gutter

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How do you translate the Chinese language ?

daretodiffer:
Question for the gods

Scary? Isn't it?

Abeg make I ask small question. KANU had a British and Nigerian passport and he used none of them when coming to Nigeria abeg which passport did he use ?

Yusuffu:
is it the blue circle like pix, because I press/click it but nothing show is just flipping down or up when I click it. or do you mean setting tap?

click on it, if the menu drops down you click on it again

Yusuffu:
broda.
I'm using the phone but I want to ask,how do u set ur pix on the flip at the top right beside the battery logo n setting when u flip down to turn on or off data.
thank you.

click on that circle near the battery bar and you can add your pix and any other information. Hope it helps

kingsleyonakwo:
to screen shot simply hold down the power button and the volume down button together (simultaneously)

please we have finally rooted the difficult snokor phone now how do i change the imei no tried several methods but to no avail, although am using 3.5gb for #1500 glo but i miss all the other bonuses accrued to bb subscription. nice phone though

help us ooo enyi ayan mayweathetr [color=#990000][/color]

3.5gb for 1500 ? how bro

Guys re busy shooting banger(for my area) make I go join dem oooooo .

Greekgoddess:
My dear d luv involve d dick

lol

Greekgoddess:
My dear no time to check time

D divorce go be one way ticket

but at least you married him because of love not because of his dick nah

Greekgoddess:
Dere r reasons y divorce was introduced


Nd dis is one of dem

lol so you go divorce immediately after your wedding ?