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Family › Re: What Can I Do To Let My Wife Wake Up Early? by LieDetector(m): 9:30pm On Feb 12, 2016
Capnd143:
ur signature funny die
you must be a uniuyo student.
NYSC › Re: When NYSC Says Passport With White Background by LieDetector(m): 12:22am On Feb 09, 2016
MzPecs:
Ehn hen? I see.. lipsrsealed
Lol grin
Romance › Re: Ladies, How Do You Feel When A Random Guy Woos You On The Street? by LieDetector(m): 5:54am On Feb 08, 2016
MarieSucre:
What is "hard to get" about that choice na. What is so hard to understand that she has her preferences? Why can't you just respect that?

Why are you guys even confused? Team she us no classy. Team she agrees for any guy in the street. Team she jumps into random cars. suddenly; Team Hard to get. God abeg o.
never knew Laveda's got a PA on Nairaland. Hope you're enjoying your job.... "sucre"
Romance › Re: Ladies, How Do You Feel When A Random Guy Woos You On The Street? by LieDetector(m): 8:37pm On Feb 07, 2016
Laveda:
You know you sound stupîd right?
Do I need to look like Kim before I know what I want?
If you don't have a choice I have please cheesy tongue
I'm stupîd apparently because I told you the truth you wouldn't have loved to hear. Peruse my earlier post and you'd see how I made my submission/assertion devoid of any form of insult. Now you my friend are more stupîd
Romance › Re: Ladies, How Do You Feel When A Random Guy Woos You On The Street? by LieDetector(m): 1:57pm On Feb 07, 2016
Laveda:
Smh cheesy
I swear I had to check your dp. Was expecting to see someone that has a striking resemblance with Kim Kardashian but hell.... All I see is one who would relish the prospect of a random guy wooing her in a close setting. You're only feigning "hard to get" and that's quite absurd
Romance › Re: How Often Should A Lady Change Her Bra During The Week? by LieDetector(m): 12:11am On Jan 30, 2016
MzPecs:
Sweery you know I can't do that.. cry
how is Osun treating you?
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Mobile Photographers: Show Off Your Stuffs by LieDetector(m): 10:00am On Jan 24, 2016
My bedsheet

Education › Re: Where Can Someone With A Bachelor Degree In Technical Education Work? by LieDetector(m): 9:13am On Jan 24, 2016
Intro tech teacher
Politics › Re: Why Are Most Igbos Towns Made Up Of 90-98% Igbos Or Native? by LieDetector(m): 1:48pm On Jan 10, 2016
magmack:
Google sef don get breweries?
Dt 1 sef dey, ur brain go turn to google at 1 sip. Loving ds...isssoratt
when he said "Google breweries in enugu", he meant you should search the Internet for breweries in enugu state. "Google" in this context is a verb. Your english teacher deserves to be queried..
Webmasters › Re: Some Common Terms, Abbreviations & Slangs Used On Nairaland & Their Meanings. by LieDetector(m): 10:30am On Jan 10, 2016
sticlestm:
how about BTW? What does it mean? cry cry
by the way
Webmasters › Re: Some Common Terms, Abbreviations & Slangs Used On Nairaland & Their Meanings. by LieDetector(m): 10:25am On Jan 10, 2016
prince901:
BTW nko?
by the way
Politics › Re: See What FFK’s Ex Girlfriend,Ada Uchegbu Said About Biafrans Joining APC(Pic) by LieDetector(m): 3:34pm On Jan 09, 2016
I saw lalasticlala peeping
Romance › Re: Liedetector Finally Reveals His Identity. by LieDetector(op): 2:57pm On Jan 09, 2016
Romance › Re: If All Nairaland Girls Are Like This, They Guys Will Be Happy Always (pic) by LieDetector(m): 6:08am On Jan 04, 2016
drnairalov:
sigh it was fun being in nairaland!! my last post as drnairalov. bye
like who cares? sad
Celebrities › Re: Headies: Davido And Cynthia Morgan Clash by LieDetector(m): 10:27pm On Jan 03, 2016
charix:
It's a subtle shade. He's indirectly telling her she'd never achieve his status or come close.
I like this old troll cheesy
Politics › Re: DSS Deployed With High-Grade Rifle To Guard Governor-Elect Alex Otti Of APGA-Pix by LieDetector(m): 10:22pm On Jan 03, 2016
The girl sitting next to the guy at the right hand side of the 3rd pic has got very sexy laps wink
Politics › Re: Attention moderators on Charix - Cramjones by LieDetector(m): 7:52pm On Jan 03, 2016
I like this old troll cheesy
Romance › Re: Ladies, Is Sex Without Orgasm Enjoyable For You by LieDetector(m): 7:25pm On Jan 03, 2016
Mzdivacious:
no girl is without clit.oris...i was circumcised n mine is still there so what are u sayingundecided
shocked
Politics › Re: Settling My Political Scores With Charix by LieDetector(m): 7:05pm On Jan 03, 2016
omenka:
Lmao. cheesy

Make I sidon beside you with my guguru and kunu and my fruit salad. grin



Where is Beremx sef? Your friend yaf vex patapata oo. cheesy
my oga cheesy
The food wey you dey chop don dey hungry me cheesy


Happy new year Sir.
Romance › Re: Liedetector Finally Reveals His Identity. by LieDetector(op): 3:52pm On Jan 03, 2016
SeunWedsLinda:
The battle is real cheesy...... LieDetector vs Decker grin
I will uphold the status quo. Ain't mincing words with no mo'fuqer lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Liedetector Finally Reveals His Identity. by LieDetector(op): 3:37pm On Jan 03, 2016
Decker:
Olodo. The Medulla Oblongota is that part of the brain that deals with Autonomic functions, like controlling of Blood pressure, breathing, heart beat, and some invulontary functions like sneezing.
So information and processing of information, has nothing to do with it. Whatever you tell me, cannot sink into my Medulla Oblongata, because such information isn't stored there.

Now, how would anyone think you are a robot? Does that even make sense? For you to think that anyone would think that you are a robot means that you are foolish.

How would a robot make comments, utilizing different words and phrases interchangeably in different posts, quote other users, create threads, upload profile pictures and even log in and log out?

Even if anyone could create a robot like that, would it be on a forum like Nairaland? A forum that runs on a platform as basic and outdated as Simple Machines(SMF) ? A forum that cannot even create a user friendly interface for it's users? How would you now expect them to create such a complex robot? For what use? Even the ordinary anti-spam bot that they created, malfunctions all the time.

Sharrap. You removed the profile picture because you were embarrassed that people were insulting your looks.
LieDetector regrets to let you know that he will henceforth decline to dignify your mentions with a response. This is to the interest of both parties as incessant squabble and altercation would result in a lengthy ban. That I won't risk getting myself into.

Enjoy the rest of your day angry
Romance › Re: Liedetector Finally Reveals His Identity. by LieDetector(op): 3:12pm On Jan 03, 2016
prettythicksme:
U feel me? grin
feel ke...... Gerarahia joor angry
Romance › Re: Liedetector Finally Reveals His Identity. by LieDetector(op): 3:06pm On Jan 03, 2016
Decker:
It's obvious you are already so immersed in this your inconsequential online personality, that you can no longer differentiate reality from self conceived illusion.

Again, I still reiterate that no one gives a fuq about you or your picture. It's obvious no one cares about what you look like and I doubt if anyone ever would. None of the so called individuals who you claim are desperate to see what you look like have actually commented on this thread, or liked your photo. None! So where are they?

Lol. You have even removed the photo out of embarrassment and shame. Hehehe.
honestly I don't know how I'm gonna get this to sink Into your medulla oblongota. I never wanted to rejoin your submission but for certain reason I would.
I wish to reiterate that the propriety for the creation of this thread is solely to clear the air on speculations from some nairalanders about me being a robot. The essence has been bastardized by you and your likes. No thanks to your inability to read between lines.

No dey carry my matter for head like gala angry

Yes. I removed the pic because it was obvious some juveniles invaded this thread like it's some kind of publicity stunt I was trying to pull. Now that's shrewd.
Romance › Re: Liedetector Finally Reveals His Identity. by LieDetector(op): 2:36pm On Jan 03, 2016
Rottentomato, your dp's one hell of a comic relief grin. Rotflmao
Romance › Re: Liedetector Finally Reveals His Identity. by LieDetector(op): 2:34pm On Jan 03, 2016
DonUjay:
.So for your Mind now You are a Handsome Model abi? Gerrarahia before I knock ya small head
ok.
Romance › Re: Liedetector Finally Reveals His Identity. by LieDetector(op): 2:28pm On Jan 03, 2016
prettythicksme:
Who ur identity don help? undecided gerrara here mehnn shit!!he no fine self cheesy liedetector ko,truthdetector ni undecided
ok angry
Romance › Re: Liedetector Finally Reveals His Identity. by LieDetector(op): 2:25pm On Jan 03, 2016
Decker:
It's kind of funny how people dwell in the illusion that they are actually important or significant, when in fact, they are not and no one gives a rat's ass about them.

See topic: Liedetector finally reveals his identity. As if anyone cares?

And please OP, don't quote me to tell me that people actually care, because if they did actually give a fuq about what you looked like, they would have already commented on this thread and liked your identity revealing photo.

The sensible thing to do is to just upload your photo and keep on doing your thing. If you have people who check your profile from time to time, they'd see it. You don't have to create a thread.

Mtcheeeew! Iranu.
LieDetector never created this thread for dimwits to litter with frustration and gore. The essence of this thread has obviously been abused by educated illiterate like you. I do not give a beetle's poo if the intended persons get the message or not.

And just so you know, I do not recognize your authority to dictate to me what's sensible and what is not sensible. A sane mind would read and if he doesn't find it interesting, he would exit the thread and check for threads of like mind. Your submission to my post is tantamount to that of a foolish man. I'm not saying you're foolish though but next time, try proving me right.

Adios
Romance › Re: Liedetector Finally Reveals His Identity. by LieDetector(op): 2:06pm On Jan 03, 2016
SeunWedsLinda:
OK. You're handsome.




Next! angry
Thanks for the compliment but my message seemingly hasn't been passed across. My intention has been misconstrued.
Romance › Re: Liedetector Finally Reveals His Identity. by LieDetector(op): 1:56pm On Jan 03, 2016
klassiquette:
I guess that's ya best shot... Hence the need to finally upload a pic
Nice try.
You probably missed the propriety of this thread. Talking of nice shot, that won't make my list of my top 20 shots. Just so you know smiley
Romance › Re: Liedetector Finally Reveals His Identity. by LieDetector(op): 1:49pm On Jan 03, 2016
KashyBaby:
Lol....and who's accusing u anyway? tongue
are you new here?
Romance › Liedetector Finally Reveals His Identity. by LieDetector(op): 1:46pm On Jan 03, 2016
Sequel to the growing concerns as regards my identity which has brought about divided opinions from the Nairaland faithful, LieDetector wishes to use this medium to address the speculation once and for all. I am no robot as alleged by some nairalanders. "LieDetector" only happens to be my choice of handle.
You can now check my profile to see what I mean. I'm a human just like you. Yes you reading this. wink
Romance › Re: This Is The True African Queen! See BLACK Beauty Jisos!!!!!! (photos) by LieDetector(m): 1:33pm On Jan 03, 2016
xMrPx:
Wetyn be her name self'. Ngozi or iheoma?
temitayo cheesy

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