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Karmanaut:
Android.
It happens.
Does it turn on by itself?
Does it happen with other networks?

Yea. It turns on by itself within 5-10 seconds after going off.
I don't subscribe with my second sim

Afromalaika:
Your phone is probably infected with a virus. In cases like this, factory reset may not work. You may however try it first. If that doesn't work, U'll need to flash the Rom. Thanks.

how do I flash the ROM and what are the risks involved?

Karmanaut:
Platform, Make and Model.
When it happens which you've provided.
That kinda stuff.

Platform : Android 4.4 kitkat
Make : Tecno
model : H6

Would that be all. "Sir"?

donholy28:
u restricted the data usage.

sorry I'm not a mobile tech savvy. How did I restrict the data usage?

@Ifeanyi4491, please do endeavour to share the solution when you finally get any

Karmanaut:
You and the OP are IT nightmares; posting problems without details. The OP didn't even state his platform , do you expect us to read his mind?

I stated that mine switches off when I'm downloading large files or streaming videos. Don't know what you would have loved to hear

Karmanaut:
To fix this on your Nokia 3310, go to Snake, beat the high score and it will be fixed instantly.
Source: Nairaland's Association of Mind Readers.

typical of a KID

elijah2u:
refractory setting will help

had similar experience?

I also experience the same thing. It normally switches off my data when I'm downloading large files or when I'm streaming videos.

Lalasticlala, this thread deserves front page nawww

She's probably done with giving the guy a BJ

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Former Super Eagles captain, Vincent Enyeama has been in the news following his rift with Coach Sunday Oliseh. Enyeama announced his resignation from the national team via the social platform. In this interview with Galaxy Television, the Akwa Ibom born goal tender is saying he wants to be part of the team to re-write the history of Nigeria football.
We have heard so much about your rift with Super Eagles coach, Sunday Oliseh. tell us, what has been going on?
First, of all, I want to thank Nigerians. I appreciate the passion, the criticism, everything. I want to say a very big thank you.
On the issue on ground, I think this is not the best way to treat someone who has served the country with so much enthusiasm and so much passion, so much dedication, you know, commitment. I think I have honoured almost all the matches I have been invited to play for the Super Eagles.
So to be treated the way I was treated a couple of days ago, I personally don’t accept that.
What really happened in the camp between you and Oliseh? How were treated?
When I came to camp, I had no issues with my coach. The coach has been a big part of me. He is there for me. He fought for me when I had issues with the Nigerian Football Federation (NFF). The coach defended me all the way. I have never had an issue with him.
He (Oliseh) doesn’t know me. I don’t know him. We have never played together. We have never shared a football field, together.


The first thing that happened when I first arrived at the camp was a meeting. At the meeting, the coach addressed the players. The first thing he said was that he invited four goalkeepers to camp because he never expected me to come to the camp.
Secondly, he said that I was no more the captain of the team. That he had decided and he calls the shots. That was before dinner. He ended his speech with, “Enjoy your dinner”.
For me, it was a little bit shocking because I spoke with the NFF chairman (Amaju Pinnick) during the burial of my mother in Akwa Ibom. I was trying to excuse myself from coming to the camp because of the burial. He said, “No, Vincent, you have to be in camp”. He pushed me to be in camp. And because I really respect him (Pinnick), I told him I was going to leave everything, the thanksgiving service for my late mum. I told him, I was going to abandon it and come to the camp, which I did.
All the family meetings, everything we had to do with the people in the village, I abandoned all that and came to the camp.
So, for me to get my first welcome message of being stripped of captainship was a little bit not good for me. And after I had taken my food and ate, dinner had commenced. I am just telling you what played out.
I said, “Coach, please, I would like to say something.” He said, “No, you can’t talk”. I insisted that I wanted to talk. He insisted that I can’t talk. He then said that if I wanted to talk, he would order the team out and nobody would listen to me and I would sit there and talk alone or I would have to walk out if I insisted on talking.
I said, “Coach, I still want to say something.” And he said, “Vincent, get out! You have to leave now. If you don’t leave, I’m going to call the cops, the security to throw you out of this hotel.” He used the word, “security”.
He then got up, went to the door and opened it and commanded me to go out. He said, “Go out, go out, Vincent! Or I am going to call the security.”
So that is how it played out.
So, for me to lose my mother, be invited to the camp, only to be stripped of captainship. Then out of argument, to be threatened to have the cops or security called for me, to me, I think it is the height of it.
I have heard all sorts of things that Neymar this and that. They never treated Thiago Silva that way. They never treated Mascherano that way. Some Nigerians can say whatever they want to say, but for me, I feel that’s not the right way to be treated.
I am still open for playing for Nigeria till the day I die. Till the day I can stop playing

Source : http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/i-shall-return-enyeama/

Lalasticlala

postingnysc:
The re run sweet pass when they were grouped... this pfp is about luck, asin luck covers the most part of it.. see Wales as dem lose yest and double chance is a good pick for them..

Exactly. This pfp na luck + little analysis

ifeness:
Did you say most? That's not true.

People with anger issues are prone to mental deficiency. We can help them adjust and be normal. But religion is a huge disease on its own. A mentally illegal persons like Oyedepo and Kumuyi cannot be helped as people around them see them as normal. These guys have destroyed millions of lives and are still destroying. Why was Oyedepo banned from the uk? He kept stealing money which was seen as abnormal but his society see him as a man of God.

If Kumuyi commands his church members to carry guns and start killing non deeperlife members, trust me they will do it without asking questions.

I'm not disputing the emboldened hence my usage of the word "most" in my earlier post. However, I'll like to correct some assertions you made here. Oyedepo and Kumuyi are not "mentally illegal". You may need to tell me how they destroyed lives. As far as I'm concerned, Oyedepo is not a thief. The offering he receives from his congregation is in accordance with the Bible's teachings. Kumuyi can never command his congregation to kill because the Christian moral that abhors killing of your fellow human is already imbibed in him. Peradventure in an unfortunate situation he goes nuts and commands them to do so, trust me. None of them would oblige as the Christian moral that abhors killing has already been imbibed in them. Thanks

LieDetector:
To Qualify From Tie

Undergoals - 3.50
Buddyy - 1.70
Another tie - 1.12









Dan2j, mek I help you for this one

those that wagered on Buddyy to qualify are already counting their losses. Let's see if Buddyy is going to make a dramatic come back

ifeness:
Only mentally ill people will resort to killing people. And such people will need mental help and not death or a reason to ask for forgiveness from an unknown God. Majority of religious folk don't get mental help that's why they resort to violence in the name of a god.

Lies Lies Lies.

If you check the antecedents of most murderers, you'll agree with me that they are non religious folks and as such, they deem it right to execute the act without remorse.

ifeness:
No it didn't. Look at whe world today, what war is going on? Religious war obviously.

Do you know the number of persons that would resort to murder at any slightest provocation had it been there was no religion?

ifeness:
Really? #isis # alquada #boko haram#slave masters# Israelis # knight temples # jihadists...... Can you repeat yourself again

I never said there wouldn't be violence. I said that religion REDUCED global violent rate. Without religion, the global violent rate would have been unprecedented.

Religion has played a vital role in reducing global violent rate. Had it been there was NO religion, the world would have been a cruel abode. Religion is simply a bridging gap between good and evil.

femcruz:
u can still go on to gt a shop else whr, punters like to try new shop especiall wen dey re losing. they'll say things like this old shop get badluck. ppl will always come, fund acct nd co.

much thanks bro.

Already looking into it

mykl01:
The death that killed the dead

Lwkmd .

This night just dey sweet me

sylvalord:
[color=grey]RIP English [/color]

wicked . Una no go kill me o

Soneh:
hope you are just being sarcastic with your english

He would rather correct the OP who patently was being sarcastic

kiltoko1:
rip to the death

rip to the death?

I watched every bit of it. The first one got me laughing out loud .

Nice skits chibyke

Will read this 1st thing tomorrow morning

Thanks